₦airaland Forum

Forget all that high rise edifice.
Hungry de kpi dia citizens

500k Naira will take you to Ibadan or Cotonou

seunlayi:
Going by the way USA brought down the Iranian Gen, I think Gej was right when he was soliciting for the help of US to find the chibok girls

US government led by Obama, Hilary Clinton and John Kerry never like GEJ, they hate him so much.

LovekL family.

profilemessages:
please tell trump to stop ruling USA from Twitter, is he president of USA or president of Twitter?

how was his impeachment, is he still in power?

after rigging election, he said he will deport illegal immigrants, he is now starting a Twitter war,


I just hope the congress won't be foolish to support him on this Iran war this time around, and if they do may God save us!!!

Trump, Trump, whatsup?? lol!!!!

He did tweeting, so as to keep Americans updated, unlike you foolish Nigeria President who can't read or write

ProWalker:
Lmaooooo so I’m no longer Seunmsg. I said you are dull and you keep proving that you are more than dull.

You are obviously the dullest Ibo I’ve seen on NL

Osu eranko omo aja

Crazy lunatic, flexing muscle

Congratulations to Gov. Ifeanyi Chukwu OkowaOghene

ProWalker:
Osun is better than your crappy brain

Your brain is crappy Oga, even the seunmsg didn't take it personal.

Carry your frustration go meet your local government chairman.

Anuofia

SniperSmurf:
Just go to Lagos or Calabar maybe Abuja. Please dont go elswhere for your own sake Weezy.

And who the hell told you Abuja and Calabar are safe?

Abuja the headquarter of kidnaping?

Originakalokalo:
If the whole world is a sinner, they are chaff before God.

He cannot behold sin... regardless of the number of the sinners, they will be sent to hell.

I am not a sinner because the blood of Jesus has cleansed me from iniquity.

You?

Oga you are talking poo. but most of this countries that don't workship religion like Naija, are more economically viable, good roads and electricity?

solotutu:
My Experience with Nigerian Police officers on my way to PPA.
A Real Life Experience as Narrated to closest Description.

So yesterday I and my friend who are graduated from EKSU who are NYSC corpers resuming in ENUGU for Posting from Ekiti state were stopped AT A CHECKPOINT by The NPF in the bus and one of us was accused of being a fraudster (Yahoo Yahoo) cos he carried a Laptop and there was tape on the webcam.

He was first suspected cos of his Looks. One of the most insane and annoying Reasons to accuse or suspect someone for fraud.
He was separated from all the passengers and our bus was delayed for 30mins everyone had to alight from the bus.

After denying or agreeing to their forceful advise to confess to what he didn't do. The driver of the bus was asked to drop his load.
And they ordered the bus to go. After paying bus fare and our Destination was still far away imagine such cruelty.

I agreed to stay with my friend and refused to agree with their claims. His phone was Seized and denied access to any of his things. I started to make calls but MTN network was so poor in the region, we were at UDI, FRSC Enugu.

I already knew all these was a ploy to extort money from us so I kept vouching for my friend and saying I can't leave him for them to carry on their threat to take him to EFCC office for questioning Without any evidence seen or gotten from their claim, It was a very messed up situation.

After few mins his load was put in their honda car and the Police in charge said they should take him to EFCC.

My friend agreed to accompany them since they started to talk aggressively and forceful.. note: they were armed and it's early 2020. We know what I'm trying to say.

So I went to talk to the officer in command to let us know how my friend can be freed from whatever crime they said he committed, he said my friend and the two other officers would settle it in the car, that any arrangement (bribe/ Extortion) he wants to do he should settle it with them. He said if my friend had agreed to their claim and not played smart he would just leave us to go (A ploy again for us to implicate ourselves) I was so furious inside me but I kept my cool.

They took my friend and were already driving when I refused to let him go alone the oga called them and said I should go with them.
I had already updated my NYSC group chat and asked people to start calling whoever they could to help us out. The Local Gov Inspector was msgd and called, but he was not answering calls, and the corpers were already active to solve the situation we were facing.

In the car the officer asked my friend to open his phone hoping to see any evidence but he found none. They searched even his bank alert notification and were probably disappointed.

He was allowed to make a phone call after much protesting so he called his mum, and explained what happened... She requested to speak to the officer and she did. She told them we are just coming from Ekiti state and that they should check us well and if there was nothing to say we were Yahoo boys we must be released. She told my friend she would start to make calls... That must have scared them.

We both kept our story straight and telling them that we are not fraudsters and by now they would have seen or gotten what they wanted. I explained that I was a photographer and A PR/ influencer and that our dressing or gadgets is not evidence of us as Yahoo boys. My friend also explained to them that he was a computer science graduate and webcams are usually hacked that's why the webcam was covered. By then they had driven us 20 mins away and passed their Police station already when they said we would pay 100,000 to clear ourselves that we have hidden all the evidence. Such bullshit!!! We told them they'll have to kill us to get the 100k that we came to Enugu to get cleared for the allowance from Fed govt.

The officer driving called the oga and spoke their dialect, I was sure he was saying that the ploy or operation was not successful and that we weren't Yahoo boys they wouldn't get any big payday money from us either ways. So I'm sure he was instructed to return, The car was turned around and we headed back to the checkpoint the Oga was waiting.

Well they got tired I guess and the Oga started to say that we must pay for the fuel in their car since we wasted their time... wow another stunner. Inside life.. I thanked God that my thinking and Jasi was like a marlian...

My friend paid 3,000 as bail/fuel money that's what they called it we were released. All this had happened and then calls started to come in. The LI called me to ask what was happening, I was just furious cos his call came in Late after all had happened. I just replied we had been released. He didn't even ask any more questions he just dropped the call. Mtcheewww.
My friend was pissed and frustrated. A bus was stopped for us and we boarded and left.

It's sad how things like this keep happening daily and in the face of the Government and
Top Officials of the Nigerian police force.
Unapproved Checkpoints of which the main purpose is not carried out.
- Unlawful stop and search of passengers based on appearances,
- - checking of people's phones without warrant or real evidence that the owner is a fraudster or Yahoo whatever.
- Brutal assault to unarmed citizens and youths without cause.
The List goes on and on. Something need to be done. And whoever is ready to do the right thing should start with the little they can do.

Your suggestions are welcomed.

from your narative, it's clear you are an Ajebuterr, next time tell your friend to

Originakalokalo:
Life without Christ is useless because eternity will be spent in hell.

Accept Jesus today.

Tomorrow might be too late.

Abeg carry your smelling mouth Comot hia.

Religion my foot. So China people are going to hell? Cos Majority don't believe in God

Cheato64:
I and Oma have dated for more than 2yrs, I intend getting married to her. When we started dating she told me from onset her genotype is AS. I taught I was AA because I did the test when I was like 10yrs.

We decided to go for HIV test just to be sure even though we had unprotected sex. On doing the HIV test, the attendance whom we didn't ask, checked our genotype, performed all the test because she taught we were couple and since it's an Anglican Church hospital and we came together, it means we are planning to get married.

The result came out HIV negative for both of us, blood group O+, while she's AB and genotype we were both AS. She insist we call it off, 2yrs courtship just like that.

Oma is a nicest person I have ever known after my mom, she takes care of me, I eat healthy, I don't repeat clothes both inner and outer wears. She makes sure I work out regularly, I don't do house chores yet my friends envy me whenever they come visiting.

Name any good thing Oma has it. Now Oma has moved on but I can't, I kept on looking for a lady like Oma, now I understand why most men talk trash about Nigerian women (no offense) and when I meet a lady the first thing I ask is her genotype.

I can recall I asked a lady her genotype even before asking for her name. I can't keep a relationship all I think about is my sweet Oma. She has moved on so she claim but we still talk and she told me she has a man right now even though we still sextexting, we talk how much we miss each other it's been over 6 months since we last saw, she relocated to delta while am in Enugu.

I invited her which she decline but invited me which I accepted I intend going this weekend and I will ask her to marry me, if we get married there is a possibility our first 2 children won't carry the sickle cell anemia. My friend is telling me not to do it but my mind is made up.

Oga give me her Delta State address, lets us welcome u

Perkins2018:
Lol. Odinga claiming urhobo.

Don't let my moniker fool you, check my antecedent here, I joined since 2011.
I de Warri 24/7

The prophet is the New Media Assistant to Governor Satan
hahhaahahhaha

seunmsg:
Why would I create a new moniker to attack you? Attack you for what? You really think too much of yourself .

Bro, I always look up to your comments. you love Tinubu more than anyone.

hahahahha

ProWalker:
Lmao!! Typical ibo, perpetually in angry mode

But am an Urhobo indigine now, At least Delta State is more better than Osun State

ProWalker:
Can’t help you, you are far gone

Go and help your siblings, you drug addict

johntolu:
He is eligible as a South Westerner.
Ibikunle Amosun, Star Boy Osinbajo, BRT Fahola, Ogbeni Raufu Aregbe, plus including, BAT Jagaban are all children of Oodua and are all eligible to contest for that post come 2023.

That's my point, I never mean to insult anyone. but those two folks are just angry.

Na me send dem go marry 3 wives.

Bloody idiots

ProWalker:
Pointing out your obvious stupidity doesn’t mean you should dig deeper with more foolishness

This is 2020 for God sake, don’t carry your foolishness into the new year

Mad analysis from you. you obviously the foolish one here. cry me a River

ProWalker:
Obviously English comprehension is a big problem for you.

Someone opening statement clearly stated he prefers the VP to get the ticket but IF it goes to BAT, he will support him as all genuine party men will do

Hahahaha I knew it, you seunmsg has created different monikers to attack.

Perkins2018:
How did you get that from his comment? Did you attend any school at all?

Did you attend any school at? you must be drunk


Go take your drugs

seunmsg:
While my first choice for APC ticket is the Vice President, I will gladly support Tinubu if he emerges as the party’s presidential flag bearer. Tinubu is well educated, well experienced, very competent, a bridge builder and a nationalist to the bone. He will make a good president.

In other words: You prefer BAT to Yemi Osinbajo?

I always knew, you work with Tinubu Media and yoruba man for that matter.


E go shock you, the way Ibikunle Amosun go take snatch the flagbearer from Una Drug Baron

miracood:
Hello @all

In other not to bore u all with long talks I will be brief.

I left secondary sch in 2016 and ever since I've been trying my luck to get in pharmacy school.

I've written jamb four times, over the years I've applied

Delsu, Abu, Delsu, and Udus

I don't consider myself as a brilliant student but I am
above average.

Although I am currently studying S.L.T but i am not and never satisfied with the course.. infact I don't even pay attention in class and I hardly attend class all I think of is pharmacy

it's affecting my life.. now I don't even Know how to proceed with my life.

Mods pls I need your help

Because of Admission? And you haven't even graduated? And how lectures frustrate the hell out of you in Naija institution?

Young Boy, I think your issue is juvenile delinquency

Buhari go school?
Daddy Showkey go school?
Burna Boy go school?

Just look for something doing, learn work or probably go out and depression will move out of your life.

Lynx001:
UN business report.Nigeria moves up 13 places in ease of doing business.
BMO:saibaba. This administration is God sent. A whole UN can even see it
FAO Report:nigeria now africa's largest rice producer. BMO:for a reputable world organization to say this it means we have done well.
3 Weeks later*****
UN:Nigeria now world capital of poverty and might face hunger crisis.
BMO:UN dont involve in matters of nigeria.
garba shehu:UN Are not good in statistics. Pdp
lobbied them to release the false report.
una papa

Hahahaha hahahaha my chest o, this guy is crazy comeduco

So Nigeria Army now allows bearded gang officers?

In Nigeria, 34 years old is looking for sure 10odds to Play this weekend.

APCNig:
If you are not from Kwara State then it will be nonsensicald to meddle into Kwara State affairs because you know nothing about what goes on in Kwara State. Go and continue abusing the Buhari whom you have sworn to hate till hatred choke you to unconsciousness and let we Kwarans settle our domestic problems. One family held the whole state to ransom for over five decades but now the end has come. O to gee.

The prostitute Gbemi is not different from her brother the disgraced ex-Senate President Bukola Saraki. Gbemi too wanted to be and contsted as Governor immedaitely after her brother Bukola, but she lost to her brother's stooge Abdulfatah Ahmed. Is it only their family that is in Kwara State? A family of thieves. We have finally put an end to the end of the thieving family. If she likes, she can cross over to PDP where she came from. In less than a month, all the houses and other properties which she too acquired illegally shall be taken from her. If you like, call it witch hunt, the Bible says that witches should be hunted and killed.

Senseless comment from a matured man with 2 balls.

So because Gbemi wants to be Governor then, their father house should be demolished?

IgbosforTrumpUS:
My main happiness is that the world now knows that Igbos stand behind the USA while the Northern Nigeria and their juniors the Yorubas are in support of IRAN and even wish death on ISRAEL.

I think the prophesy that Biafra will come this year 2020 is taking shape now..

Dear USA and ISRAEL we the people of BIAFRA have defended your strike on the terrorist general of IRAN, so come and help us set up BIAFRA so we can be separated from these Muslims of the Hausa/Fulani and the Yorubas. Amen.

God bless the USA
God bless ISRAEL
God bless BIAFRA.
God bless all the Christian and Jewish nations of the world
Amen...

This is un call for. how do I guys manage to create fake monikers to batter each other about tribal jamboree

tee59:
Eating like an hungry hyena.

Nor be who pay for food go chop pass.
btw...girls eat more than boys.