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M'ji akparama agwa unu ma njakiri ebe a: https://www.nairaland.com/913382/friendly-caricatures-nairalanders#10585362

Okay that's enough for now. I'm going to take a break lol.

Responses! Responses!

See Natasha. Misses write in purple

I saw this thing hanging up in my barber's shop lmaoooo

Na she be the new Oluchi

This one na Kobojunkie. Man, this girl dey scare me. If you see the way she use her mouth take insult people you go understand. E be like say her mouth na weapon. See as men dey flee.

Eyaa, I pity her husband. Lmaoo

This one na Eze Onlytruth Eze afo juru (the king with a satisfied stomach) I of Igboland. See him as him dey rest his belle with his oriaku (wife) Bliss4lyfe lmao

Chai I even made him resemble GEJ a little...

See my guy shymmex as him dey act like chameloen. In the morning he will shout "Wazobia! One Nigeria!" then at night he will beat the living daylight out of the nearest aboki.

Thank you all very much. Picolo, let me finish school first I'm back with more!

I'll be back soon with more.

...His shrine was later demolished and made the site of New ministries apostolic church.

Next one na Okija Juju before he was arrested on being charged for using under-aged shrine-helps lmao

Ok I'm back with more.

This na my boy Jmaine. The tallest comedian in all of Ibibioland

Ileke-IdI:
Wow, looks exactly like me. mtchewww

lol

Onlytruth: Odum my prime minister, please have mercy on me when you get around to draw the great Onlytruth, Eze Ndu di n'eziokwu 1 of Igboland; Eze Ndigbo Nairaland.
I will live with any drawing provided there is a RED CAP on top of my head. I don't care how you achieve that! hehe.

Chai no Eze o! It seems that you've forgotten the tradition of our land. It is an abomination for one to make fun of the Eze's image lest he or she should face banishment!

Kc3000: -Lmao....Alj Uche Tunde Usman Harem won't find this funny o!!!

- Lol....sweating profusely while having Igbo Nightmares? Hahaha.

- Without a doubt, ChinenyeN mbu ezigbo nwa afo Ngwa, as depicted. He wears it with great pride

-PhysicsMHD! Haha,the dude is an encyclopedia. . .the mad scientist look is fitting.

-Delta state WAHALA! Kai, from the pics, looks like someone is dangerously close to being pushed out of delta politics(one leg is close to the border). . .but no fear, this tussle won't be over anytime soon.

- Wow, Mama Ekiti looks alright. . .except for the MUSTACHE

ROFL

Here she is!

LOL @ Physics and Jason.

Up next is "tick madam" orobo misses Ileke Idi aka "mama Ekiti"

Stay tuned everyone. More are on the way!

jmaine: [img]https://www.nairaland.com/download/680157[/img]

So na Beaf dey bully my man Jason123 like so . . .Beaf dey careful 00h! cos na your blokos jason dey aim for now

LWKMD

@Shymmex

I dey come!

BlackPikiN: No you missed it Igbo Igbo...lol

Lmaooo. Sit back and relax. I will draw and upload more.

This is my guy ChinenyeN. The proud Ngwa man of Ngwaland.

This is PhysicsMHD. The walking history textbook himself. The only man who's ever ready to lecture on Benin Kingdom.

My pals Desola and Dayokanu. The way things are going with them, e be like say dem dey dream Igbo for night.

Second one na Beaf (of Urhobo Kingdom) and Jason (of Itsekiri Kingdom). E be like say we go divide Delta state for am

I made a few friendly caricatures of some of you Nairalanders

Take a look:

https://www.nairaland.com/913382/friendly-caricatures-nairalanders#10585362

First one na my guy Alj Harem. E be like say he's a new ethnicity every day.

Hey everyone. I had some time on my hands and decided to practice drawing so I decided to draw some hilarious caricatures of the different personalities expressed by certain Nairalanders here on Nairaland.

These are all meant for laughter and are not to be taken seriously! Enjoy!

tenisuga: [size=13pt]From the OP’s Desk.[/size]

[b]It has come to my notice that there have been some manipulations that has rubbished this process of appointing a leader for NL Yorubas, also there were attempts to rubbish the highly referred tradition of Yoruba People by some ajeokutamamomi. Since I started this, I have to deal with it.

As a true daughter of Yorubaland, I can not allow this mess to continue. Therefore by the power self conferred on me as the YEYE AFOBAJE of NL Yorubas, [size=13pt]I hereby declare this whole process NULL and VOID.[/size]

My decision cannot be appealed, anyone not satisfied can tie a heavy stone on his/her neck and jump into the deepest river around him or her.

Majority of true Yorubas are not ready to appoint an Ona Are kakanfo and an Asiwaju of NL Yorubas. When we are ready, we shall send you another memo.

In the Interim, also by the power self conferred on me as the YEYE AFOBAJE of NL Yorubas, the following shall hold attached offices in acting capacity till further notice and they cannot say No:

1. Dayokanu: Balogun of NL Yorubas
2. Katsumoto: Atanmole of NL Yorubas
3. Eko Ile: Akogun of NL Yorubas
4. Desola: Iyalode of NL Yorubas
5. Musiwa: Baba Isale of Benin Kindom

Eyi ti mo wi yi, aro a ro mo…. Ase![/b]

You can all go home now, the party is over. I got a flight to catch too. See ya!

Lmao!

You guys are too much. So you mean you just wasted all these people's time?
And why is Musiwa Isale of Benin Kingdom? I thought this was Yoruba only?

afam4eva: The truth is that Asaba has spoiled Onitsha's chance of getting an international airport, because it won't make sense for anoother airport to be built in Onitsha as the one in Asaba is too close to Onitsha. An agreement has to be entered by both parties for a join ownership of Asaba-Onitsha international airport. These two cities may just be the first true twin cities(just like minneapolis and St paul) in Nigeria.

Eaxtly. I've always imagined Asaba as Onitsha's satellite city.

shymmex: NL go kill pesin with laff.

When will the civil war begin? I can't wait to launch my e-cruise missiles to destroy the air defense systems of ndigbos and arewas on NL.

What happened to "One Africa" and "a united black race" filled with your "Nigerian brothers"? Lmao.

ndu_chucks: Good, so what percentage of these flyers travel on a regular basis and why? If only a handful of them need to travel frequently because telephones, emails, other electronic communications devices are insufficient to meet their needs, why can't those employees relocate? Why move the whole head quarters.

Again I ask you, what percentage of the staff at the Lagos head quarters have to travel on a regular basis to necessitate this move. If you don't know, simply state so, we don't have to know everything.

I hope you are not supporting this move due to tribal interests? I await your sensible response.


@odumchi, are heavy trucks used in exploratory activities parked in Lagos?

The issue is that there is equipment thats stored in the HQ that can't be flown. Think of it this way:

Would you rather live a few hundred miles from your source of income and constantly worry about it's integrity? Or would you prefer to live a few minutes from it?

The sun has played a paramount role in human society since it is afterall the source of all life. Without the sun; the earth would freeze over; crops wouldn't grow; people would die. This type of relationship with the sun is best understood by agricultural societies (especially those in Africa) since farmers understand that without the sun, nothing would grow.

Even the sun-worshipping Aztecs, the Incans, the Egyptians, and pretty much any other agricultural societies have a strong spiritual connection with the sun.

KINGwax: why did u say 'drive' when it really will be 'fly'?

You can't fly equipment trucks.