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Presido,
Akwa iji Anaya gi hu ebe Tosh na ako anyi? Bia ka anyi mekota aka gosi ya ihe

Presido you saw with your own eyes that Tosh was insulting us? Let's team up and show him something

Ify,
Elee kwanu oge anyi ga ebido nkuzi Ibibio? Ka obu na ichoro ichetu

presido1: Odum "Iku Nkwa" abughi to play misik in this case. Hahahahaha Iku Nkwa bu "iti egwu ugwu", "iri nwa obi na ogodo", , "ikwa iko" ma obu kwa "ita nkpuru osisi like adam and eve".

òóò o di ihe mere ihe a. Lol

OAM4J here's the translation lol:

toshmann: Bia, OAM4J

O di ka ichoro ikpari Liverpool, okwa ya? Ataghi m gi. If not for Nwoke apari a n'akpo Dalglish gara ga para umu average English boys n'amaghi egwu bolu agba, Liverpool gara na agba 1st by now. Anyway nsogbu adighi, owu na wembley ka anyi ga ahu on 5th of may.
It's like you want to piss of Liverpool, right? I don't blame you. If not for one studios man called Dalglosh that went and picked up average English boys that don't know how to play Football, Liverpool would've came first by now. Anyway, no problem, we will see at Wembley stadium on May 5th.

By the way imakwa na chelsea wu aha nkwu? Owughi aha kwesiri bolu. Chelsea wu nkwu m ji kuo ifyalways nkwa ezhi o biara na nke m .
Do you even know that Chelsea is the name of a wine? It's not a name meant for a football team. Chelsea is the wine I used to knock Ify out the day she came to my house

Blue blood indeed. Blue blood wu oria o
Blue is a disease

Real Blood is Red

And finally, I choo translation, bu Uzo mee admit that Liverpool wu eze bolu
If you want a translation first admit that Liverpool is the king of football

Odumchi,
I gaghi anyu nshi inyugodi nshi, igaghi anyu nke n'ada DIM!!!
Echerela m gi. Eji m diploma na caricature and art.
Odumchi will not shit, he has already shat, he won't shit comfortably
I am waiting for you. I have a diploma in caricature and art


Buru biaw
Carry come

Lol, Tosh owuru ndi ebem ha asi "i ga avu, avusi anya gi!" . M'ma uma hapu gi ka I na akpagari ka ewu a liiri na osisi ka itatu ahihia. Oge m'ga abia m'ga egbu gi gbukaisia gi me nyekwa Ify anu gi ka o eme nkwobi

Akwa weekendi eruolari eru?

Lol, Tosh if it's my people they will say "you will see, and will suffer with your eyes because of what you'll see" I am purposefully leavening you so that you can roam like a goat tied to a tree. When I come I will make meat our of you and give it to Ify to prepare roasted goat meat.

The weekend is here isn't it?

amor4ce: Your observation is intelligent, however the Igbo (not all) are known to boast a lot and thus in the argument for this thread they were blinded by their desire for attention. Note also that prior to their export of slaves they used to kidnap each other in order to satisfy their craving for human flesh which they saw as the choicest of meats. Even the notable ex-slave, Olaudah Equino, admitted that when he was kidnapped he feared he was going to be eaten. With such bountiful experience, kidnapping themselves for export as slaves was not difficult. Similarly, the reason for their high kidnapping rates today is not farfetched.

I have some questions...

Who were you referring to when you said "they"? You said, "the Igbo (not all)", so I'm guessing you're speaking about a particular sub-group. Throughout the rest of your paragraph, you continued to use "they" as if you were speaking about the entire Igbo nation (which I assume you aren't).

The reason I'm asking you to be very specific is because the entire Igbo nation did not indulge in cannibalism (if at all any sub-people did). In fact, I know of no Igbo sub-groups east of the River Niger that practice (or used to practice) cannibalism (although it's runoured that Ngwa people ate humans). To be honest, this is the first time that I am hearing this. Naturally, I'd like to tackle this statement but unfortunately, I cannot since I am not well-versed in the history of the Igbo west of the Niger. I'll let people like Andre Uweh or Abagworo deal with that.

"the reason for their high kidnapping rates today is not farfetched"

Was that really necessary? I don't know where you're getting 'high-rates of kidnapping' from nor do I know how you determined a relationship between the centuries-old slave raiding done by individual slave merchants and modern day kidnapping. I read the link that you posted and I saw the term 'ozo' there. Just for the note, there is no Igbo people that have 'ozo na nze' and practice slavery at the same time. Slavery was illegal in eighty percent of Igboland anyway. The slave trading that was done was not purported by entire sub-groups or communities rather by individual slave merchants. If you read Omenuko by Pita Nwana, you'll gain an understanding of 'Igbo slavery' was conducted.

OAM4J: English please or someone should translate, else I will ban all of you

Who are the people toasting Ify? who is Ify dumping for who?

In the one with me outside the house it says "Ify, Ify, it is not good o! So now you are only playing music for Toshmann" lol

Apparently, Toshmann succeeded in toasting Ify

toshmann: ify, kedu gi?

LOL, Ify o gi nwe apata nke a? Ukwu gi di ka ukwa Nwanyi Owerre.
Okooo, Ify na angu nmanya na angukwa cigar

presido1: Agaba123 taking her misuse to Pres elect. Pres-elect ever ready with his maganibruntashi.

LOL @ Agaba's hairline

toshmann: gbuo m ma anwuo . . . taa wu taa

ROFLMAO

Toshmann so I bi na canopy akuiri na nko express? Chei. Amaghim na nmuo ogbeye na emegbu ndi nmadu otu l si na eme gi.
Ify I ga eso ya ebi ebe di otu onhu?

Toshmann, so you live in a roadside tent? I ne'er knew that the spirit of poverty oppresses people the way it does to you. Ify, will you live in a place like that with him?

toshmann: i mee admit na liverpool wu eze egwu bolu the m ga emere gi translate

Lmao. Njo gi akafeela Oke!

Your wickedness is too much!

I'm going to translate in English also because of OAM4J

toshmann: odumchi,
o set-iala

LOL

M'na aria Gowon's disease? Kee ihe mere ahu'm ji diri ka nke onye aguu na agu? Nsogbu adighi, chere ka weekend a ruo, i ma ahu ihe m'ga eji aka osisem me gi.

Am I suffering from Kwashiorkor? Why is my body bloated as if I'm hungry? No problem, wait until the weekend an you'll see what illdo to you with my pencil

ifyalways: Haha!
Tosh I ga-egbu nmadu oh.

A gam achi ochi dapu n'elu akwa oh.

Tosh I na ewin everybody hia. Iwe wem sef a dapatam Ohio na abalia bia tie gi ezigbo okwe.

Roflmao!

Tosh:1 odumchi and all: 0.

Ify ka chere. Onwe ihe m'ji na aka ugbua. Oruo weekend m'ga etiya akarachuchu!

Ify don't judge so quickly. I'm busy now. By the weekend I will beat him mercilessly.

BigBenoski: oh there chauvinism is well represented in their laws. Smh

Back then, the laws were set up to specifically protect and ensure the safety and freedom of the people of the Confederacy. This was mainly because the Aro way of life depended on the freedom and safety of the individual.

toshmann: Odumchi, dibia na agworo m ogwu a baaala ohia iga wete ihe oji agwo ogwu. Ika nwere oge isi m ndo. And oforo 2 lectures ka m mechaa my arts course. Ka m bia seee gi pieces.

Obere ihe ka mere ike gi nori na dibia lmao

Art classes gi onhu ana agagba ya agagba? LOL

Onweghi ihe dibia gi puru ime mu. Anam ekpe ekpere ka arunsi ya kpo oku

*walks away singing* Ekwensu ka ihere me gi na uwa ihere me gi, ma gi na ndi otu gi o...

At my place, we don't eat snakes, or vultures. However, we eat alligators, dogs, monkeys, wild boar, chimpanzees and bush meat as delicacies.

My lips are already watering . . .

You should report the guy to the police or the bank so that his details can be traced.

Thread moved.

jamace: Keep it up.

isongoooooooo

toshmann: Odumchi, I've just finished the first round of my impromptu art classes. I'm coming for you soon

Lol I dey wait. You know where to find me

ifyalways: Purity,ndeewo.I bu nwoke ka i bu nwanyi.Ebe a ulo nmai/nmanya ndi Igbo,kwuo ihe masiri gi,mme ihe o bula.Usu enweghi onu.lolz

Blackpikin,kedu ebe i si eweta video ndia?Umuaka ndia amakacha.Ndi muru ha,o kacha ndi nna ha na-agbakwa mbo asuru ha igbo ma na akpolata ha ulo.

Odumchi,lolz.O di possible seekwa ebe Abagworo,Okija juju na Only truth na alu ogwu.hahaha

Abagworo o sokwa na ndi a na alu ogu?
Nsogbu adii, m'ga esegba ha dum na obere oge.

toshmann: Elee odumchi? Si ya bia ka gbaa ya ose na otele ya

Onye bu nne ijere (ant) a na eku mu aha? Nne nwe ijere nke a biakwa dulaa nwa ya tam ma bia zopia ya odawa na Odumchi wu ajo nmadu lmao.
Eeh? M'no ebe a. Kee ihe inwere ike ime mu? lol

ifyalways: ^can I be your teacher? Let's go there. . .

Mbong, nomi efere= please gimme soup.

Is that even efik or ibibio @ jamace?

Ify you know Ibibio? wow, nice. Off course, you can be my teacher.

When I was a teeny baby, my grandmother used to speak Efik around me and I understood some but now I have forgotten everything. In fact, everyone in my family except for me can speak Efik. I must learn this language lol.

Ngwa, Ify let us begin. I will take notes on everything. *copies mbong, nomi efere*

Whatever happened to the days of constant electricity in the mid to late 90s?

Na iwu ndi Aro, onye mba anaghi egbuje mokwan emeru nwa Aro ibe ya azi. Nwa Aro nwuo na aka onye mba, ana eduruje onye onhu eje ivu arunsi ka erevuo ya mokwan ka egbuo ya.

Among the laws of the Aro, a non-Aro man is never supposed to kill or hurt his Aro counterpart under any circumstances. If an Aro man dies at the hands of a non-Aro, the offender is taken to an oracle where he is either sold-off or killed.

Ptolomeus: Your post is very interesting dear friend.
Basically because I understand that this is not a transcript of the commandments Catholics, but there are certain traditional elements in the content.
I read that for some African peoples, the lie was one of the biggest faults. Who lied lost all his titles and was dishonored because the lie was considered a betrayal of the ancestors.
Anyone can add anything?

You are very correct. Lying is the most dishonourable thing that a man could've done. First of all it meant that his word was useless and it usually ruined him financially since most business agreements back then were solidified on promises. So then how can you do business with a liar? In Igboland today, titled men like 'nzes' and 'ozos' risk being stripped of their titles if they are involved in anything dishonorable.

Torch1: 1) Nwanyi anaghi atutu mkpuru orji n'ala Igbo ebe m si(women don't pick/pluck cola nut).
2) umu nwanyi anaghi ari elu akwu(women are forbidden from climbing palm tree, it is abormination to do so).
3) Mmadu ikwu udo ma o bu igbu onwe ya bu alu n'ala Igbo, anaghi eli ha na ala(it is a sacrilege to commit suicide, we don't mourn let alone burying thier corpse).
4) Ndi Igbo anaghi aru nwanne ha, o bu nso ani(it is also a sacrilege to marry ur relatives in Igbo land)
5) Nwanyi anaghi eri mbe ma o bu egbe na ala Igbo nke m(Females don't eat tortoise/eagle in my own part of Igbo land)

Ihe a dum dicha egwu. Igbaliala. Onwe ihe mchoro ikwuru gi, eagle awughi 'egbe' o bu 'ugo'. 'Egbe' bu kite. So, kee kwan nke umu nwanyi anaghi eri na ala unu? O bu egbe ka o bu ugo?

Dividing Nigeria is the only solution to the ever-growing population. However, at this stage, this really isn't a problem because Nigeria isn't as congested as the article makes it seem. The guy just visited Lagos and therefore assumed that the entire country was as congested as Lagos.

If we had three countries of 50 million people, we wouln't be debating this now. The crux of the matter is that there is plenty of bread (oil money) to go around so people are just multiplying all over the place. If Nigeria divides and that "bread" leaves, then there won't be anything to support the rapid population growth and birth rates would decline. It's pretty simple the way I see it!

Now, if Nigeria adopts a social welfare program like the Unuted States, then expect to see many more people. However no matter what happens, Nigeria will not be as crowded as the journalist is making it seem anytime now or in the forseable future.

Akwa-Cross,

Idem fo? Mbok, I am very interested in learning Ibibio/Efik. I know I won't be able to learn it fully online but whatever you guys can offer me will be greatly appreciated. Jamace and Jmaine come and teach your brother oo!

Purity,

Ndeewoo. Ebe a i no wu ama Igbo

toshmann: Odumchi, a ga m eme gwara gi!
I lecharam Anya, muwa, toshman nwa mama. Anu Ana agba egbe o n'acho condom, eju n'efe n'elu, crown prince of the ancient kindom of umumkpi, true descendant of the warriors of the historic war of attrition of 1849 that culminated in the truncation of the British military run of the age. I lecharam Anya is na m wu okokpa okwa ya

Ka m gaa art class. I ga ahu m next week na threadia. And nwunye m mere travel (chineke emeela) so a ga m enwe time for you.

Lol, onwee ihe i ma epu'm. M'nawa eche gi. Buru ngwo aha gi bia

ifyalways: Lol.
@odumchi,gba mbo sere anyi special one ebe a.
Presido1 and nnenneigbo n'elu akwa while Romeo no n'ezi with a bouquet of flower and ring for nnenne.

Ikomi ebe o na achughari babyO, nwanyi no na di.

Pres elect ebe o na esi na keyhole enyo Agaba na tosh mgbe ha na e discuss with felimbobo n'ime ulo.

Udo chia!
Igbo Amaka.

Ify i di wicked o. I di njo. Ichokwara ka m'mebiekwa ndu Romeo? Lmao

M'were efe m'ga eme ya

BlackPikiN: Ify nwa baby. kedu kodi?

All Igbos in the house watch this Igbo kids abeg.


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Chai, umu gi amaka. Elee nne ha?

Onlytruth: Odum, m zitere gi ozi

M'nasara ya. M'ga edeachikwara gi echi.

Orire na oghugho nmadu bu nso na mba ufodu na ala Igbo.

The buying and selling of human beings is not accepted in some communities in Igboland.

ChinenyeN: Yes naa, la m mbu afonne kpoo! I like this.

Lol, ejima gi.