₦airaland Forum

Desola: First of, I'm not your dear. Secondly and if I understand you correctly, you are saying that Jonasatan would annoint an ibo man to run under pdp? An ibo man that would be accepted by all region; that would pull in the votes from even the west and the North or would it be from the "se/ss" alone?

I know that yorubas would rather vote cpc than vote an okoro man, though but hey! Who need their votes, eh?

Lol. Why didn't the SW vote for ACN (Ribadu) or even Buhari instead of GEJ? (An Ijo man with an Igbo name?)
You have to realize that the days of the old North/Western alliance have been over since '93.

AGBOR-MAN:
I've been saying & praying on this forum, again & again that President GEJ
Should help an Igbo-man to become our next president.
The North should wait till 2027. Naija belongs to Southeast as well. ok.
Goodluck to my brothers in the East.

Are you from Agbor in Delta state?

Anyway, whatever happens, the East is watching. It's too early to start rejoicing.

Negro_Ntns: I agree the sun is a powerful influence, there is no dispute to that. However, it is not the source of life! It is scientific dogma to say the earth will freeze over without the sun. This idea supports the cause for the global warming advocates who insist that without their intervention humankind will be annihilated by the elements. That is playing god!

God is the one who designed it all. . .he made certain things grow out of the earth in Africa which is beneficial to the bodies and health of those whose nature is in harmony with the African soil. When someone out of an European continent comes and start to eat the African crop he gets sick. This is because his nature is not in harmony with the rythym of that soil. Even in tundra climates where the surface soil is frigid, there are plants that grow out of the earth and animals graze. In extreme of weather and climatic conditions, the earth will support and sustain those with whom it shares nature. In winter weather and sub-zero temperatures animals burrow into the soil and caves, why? Because it is warm and comfortable in the earth. It is only cold on earth's surface due to the sweeping effect of cold and temperate winds, the sub-terranean itself is ever comfortable and warm, with or without the sun.

That's exactly what I mean.

Today, you are saying "God", but thousands of years ago, most people said "gods". You said,

"It is scientific dogma to say the earth will freeze over without the sun. This idea supports the cause for the global warming advocates who insist that without their intervention humankind will be annihilated by the elements. That is playing god!"

Two thousand years ago, there was no scientific theory on the signiicance of the sun, however its significance and the role it played in sustaining lfie were clearly observed. People understood well that the sun (and the moon) controlled life and they accepted them as 'gods'. That is why the Egyptians, the Greeks, the Incans, and other peoples immortified the sun and worhsipped it as a deity whether it be Ra, Isis, or Helios. It was with knowledge of the patterns of the sun and moon that the Egyptians were able to cultivate and farm the Nile rivery valley, the Hindu the Indus river valley, and the Han the Yellow river valley.

The fact is that man tends to "assign" a relgious aspect to whatever he can't understand. Today, we understand the patterns of the sun and we know enough that it is not to be worhsipped. I, as a Christian, believe that there is only one God who is the source of life, but it must be accepted that our ancestors did not believe this and even worshipped the sun. I believe tht the relationship between the sun, moon, and life is best understood by agricultural societies. For example, a drought meant that there would be a poor harvest, which meant that there would be a famine, which meant that there would be death. An unusually high tide meant that there would be a flood, which meant that crops would fail, resulting in famine also. However, ample sunlight and ample irrigation meant a bountiful harvest and life.

I hope you see what I'm getting at.

Eze,

Onwere ozi m'zigara gi.

ChinenyeN: Elilei! This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have seen in a long time here on NL. The Alj Harem one is killing me oo!! The Beaf and Jason one too na three much. Odumchi you wan kill me this day abi? See this Ifyalways and Toshmann/Pres-Elect one sef. Odumchi you are capturing these things well o. I cannot even begin to comment on all of them. Chei, uvuvu lei!!

LOL .

Ileke-IdI:
His signature ===> My big brother, they're very racist here o. They're racist.

I see, thank you.

Mrs.Chima:
LMAO@pretty generous. Negro, you gave me a crooked dick and a swollen pussy!!!

It is always quiet before the storm. Enjoy while it lasts.

You called me negro, you wetin you be? elbogrow?
Anyway, na so I want am no so e go be

Thanks for the good-humour.

PeeBee: palmfruits I suppose :-/ (your signature)

Can't believe i actually uploaded that.

Oh, lol that's what I thought too! Thanks for drawing this, I like it (I even saved it)

nedu210: odumchi u ar gr8, but u don kill me chai. i was enjoying my abacha with a fresh palm wine when i saw a link u post for ify, when i opened it, i couldnt hold my laughter, i laughed and laughed and laughed until i pour my palm wine into my abacha. Even at dat i couldnt stop laughing at mrs chimas akpu obi. lol. Cool drawing bro keep it up

LOL! Na so suppose be. Man suppose sit down drink palmwine and laugh! Lol, glad it made you laugh.

Yeske!:
I don laff tire, headache don dey worry me dis kind early morning so. Kai una no go kill pesin

dasparrow: Odumchi,

Great job bro, great job. I really laughed hard going through this thread. You are very talented. Hopefully, you can one day work for some major newspaper in Nigeria that will utilize your talent in the comic section of their newspaper. Once again, good job bro and God bless.

Lol, thank you my brother. May God bless you, too.

Beetwo: Odum the great, you surely deserved an award for this trend, everytin was perfectly done, rite from the title page to ya presentations, the people involved and the contributors. The message is clear, 'unifyin joke' juz like watchin super eagels matches in dos dayz, hausa, igbo and yoruba, comin togeda for one aim 'friendliness' you hav achieved dat and l envy you so much, cos dis has showned dat nairaland is not all about insults and racism. Weldone once again.

LOL. Na so e suppose be. Everybody wether Hausa, Ijo, Igbo, Kanuri, Yoruba, etc. suppose take time off and laugh at 'imself.

PeeBee: [/quote]Wow this looks really good. What's in that basket under me?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Not as prestigious.




Done!

Lol, what is Beaf saying?

mamalola19: this is the best thread i have come across on nl
too unique, impactful and inspiring
a big difference from all the bashing, e fights and irrelevant threads
op i commend this good work of yours because i never expected this
you blew us away wow
nl has got talents

Thank you ooo! No be only na you too. Everyone has something their good for in this world.

Ndi Igbo,

Ka anyi hapu nwanne anyi Smile4kenn aka. O mejoro ya bia yokwa anyi si ka anyi gbahara ya. Ka anyi mee otu o si yo maka a si na iwere aka ibita tie nwantakiri ihe iwere ikenga kuachi ya.

Ka udo diri.

Lmaoo

@All

I'm happy that the drawings brought smiles to your faces and laughter to your mouths. I wish everyone a happy weekend.

Please can someone draw one of me? I'm dying to see myself lol.

Goldieluks: Hahahahhahhahaha@ the shape of his head and his fixated face.

Lol

c.fours:
hahhaha love this thread!!
odumchi you really get time for your hand oh. well done

but why are majority of your caricatures limited to tribalism section?
also, ileke and natasha's are cool.but kobojunkie and ms chima's seem rather sexist to me. both are about how they "scare men"

to make up for it,you must draw very compromising caricatures of 190, Mr Cork and MrBrownJay --our resident woman wrappers . I just hope you know these posters. if not, you have a few days to research their profiles.

do not disappoint me, my dear odumchi

No be Easter holiday we dey? Anyway I try lol.

Obiagu1: This is the killer, damn I can't stop laughing.
@ Odumchi, a beg, make you no finish this in a short time, maybe three drawings in a day, let this my laughter no end too soon.
Enjoying it.

Lol . I'll see what I can do.

See Rokiatu and Sexkillz. Abeg joor, we no dey stupid the whole world sabi una dey date LMAO!

See oga Musiwa as him dey for him lab with singlate. LOL, the guy na official cartographer himself. Him no dey joke with map.

Ok I'm back.

This one na my womanizer, offical girl chaser, none other than ajasco boy 190! LMAO

toshmann: odumchi you go hear from me for igbo thread

Lmao! I dey wait.

@All

Please leave some suggestions of people for the last batch.

@All
Thanks again!
I'm going to do the last batch now lol.

Freesia: Oh Boy!!!! literally laughing out really loud!!!
good work bro Odumchi
keep em coming

Just wondering why Seun and Mukina are always mentioned together is she a co-owner of NL?

Lol

Seun is the owner while Mukina is the 2nd in command.

Mrs.Chima:
Negative feedback:

Left arm is bigger than my right arm
One heel is bigger than the other heel
My toes is hanging out one of the heel
The heel is too low and it should be at least six inches high and in red.
My chest is too flat, add at least a double DD cup
Make the hair curlier and longer
Is that a mole on my cheek or your eraser broke?
Do I have a dick or a pussy because one side of my crotch is flat and the other side is puffy
Make the nails longer and Spice Copper colored
add a skirt and cropped tee
Add single bangles on the wrist and silver hoops for the earlobes
Add more tooch to my booty
Make my manbitches shorter, fatter, uglier, and crippled.
Add Gucci sunglasses on the face with lipgloss on my lips

Positive feedback:

A for effort.

Demands upon demands ! I think I was pretty generous in my depiction Loool!

Na dis be the Mama Chima where I fear? She no fit do anything. Abeg cancel the vigil

dj5naira: Odumchi, ogbono, and okro have a thing in common, they know how to draw : )

LOL!!

freecocoa: ,odumchi eeeeeeee.

na me

jmaine: https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_jiggalol.png[size=18pt]Shuuu . . .See Lagos - Ibadan Express way for Jarus skull . . .abeg Which company handle that express way contract [/size]

LMFAO! My guy you are too much! I'm rolling

Natasha,,:
Odumchi get ready to be destroyed LWKMD

This is serious o... What have I done to myself?? Please help me beg am to have mercy

firestar: Oh God. . .
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Odumchi I shall start praying on your behalf.

No be ordinary prayer na night vigil we need. Please ooo, It Was just a joke. make una help me beg am

LOL thanks for the support everyone!

freecocoa: OMG odumchi don kill me with laugh o,kai make mrs chima catch you,she go chop you raw .

I pray she doesnt ooo. I'm too young to die. lol

Yeske!:
@Odumchi, you made me shed tears for no reason, LWKMD.

I need to see Seun and mukina

lol its already up

saviola77: Oh my goodness! I laughed till I was coughing profusely and gasping for air, thumbs up man. Nice to see these after a rough day. Brilliant!

thanks. I'm glad it helped

jason123:
ROMFL!

Nnenna1: Hahaha....nice thread - Seun and Mukina's is so laughably true.
You should do one of Calloti, Ekwy Nwa....lol

lol

Jarus: The Seun/Mukinatu was baaaaddddd

Waiting to see my own too.

OMG, see Seun's glasses

lOL. Its there

This na my brothers OAMJ4 and Jarus where dem dey pose for photo.

But e be like say dem no dey laugh, moderaton na serious job! Lmao!

Next one na Mrs Chima aka the original iron lady. o'boy, if you see the way she dey destroy men for romance section you no go near am again. Me sef, I no wan die for am hand. lmaoo

Ok Im back with more.

This na my guy, Namfav when him dey relax with am wife wives and him family. lol

noiseless: @Odumchi. Haa haa! I was pissed when enemy of democracy nullified our (APRIL 12 ELECTION) but watching these catoons is as good as some sort of massage. But bro, it will be nice to see that of malam ndu_chuks loosing the argument, and resort to threatening everyone with the use of violence and genocide to keep nigeria one so he can keep his oil blocks, at the same time carving out any Igboland with oil and making the communities to deny their Igboness.lol!

lol I'll see.

@ All

Keep laughing more are on the way!

manchy7531:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkMcBc0ENXI&feature=relmfu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft7_4nd0ypc&feature=relmfu

Wetin be dis?

;DNa dis be Oga Seun and him baby Mukina. Abi dem get sense, dem dey use us make millions when we dey here dey argue.. lol!

Ok Im back.

See as my bobos Eko Ile and Lagcity dey suffer because dem love Fashola tooo much! lmao!

Haha thanks for all the compliments!

Stay tuned everyone, I will be back soon with some more and even Seun himself! Lol

Beaf: More entertainment from the Western Niger:



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pUAnrVWUkk[/flash]

Reading the last few pages of this thread had me rolling. Thanks for the comical relief Beaf.

Rhino.5dm:
Nnwanne'm, we know we can't have two kings in one kingdom but in this case, the igwe has committed a sacrilege and our ancestors may visit us with great wrath if the neccessary process to cleanse the kingdom is not followed.

On the third day, we shall all gather at town square to banish this "he-goat" that couldn't keep his "amu" in one place. I suggest you make your intrest known, if I'm not misunderstanding your intentions.

I have sent for "dibia" and the chief priest of umudike. . . . .da'alu, ummuyi

lol someone has been watching traditional Igbo films...

Anyway enough of this talk. Jokes like this are expensive.

Aru emee! (Abomination!)
Eze abuo agaghi adi na obodo olu! (Two kings can't be in one kingdom!)

Please my brothers let us not turn tradition upside down. There is already an Eze Ndi Igbo NL and a cabinet. Go back and return in eight months.

I actually forgot to post one that I had already drawn.

This is how Pres-elect and Toshamann chase Ify around

freecocoa: Nice drawings you got there,that's some talent you know.

LMAO @ the pictures,illeke actually looks great.

Thanks lol. Damn, that was totally not what I intended for Ileke lol.