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To agree to meet me.

Kobojunkie: Shoot him in the head before he detonates the bomb? Or evacuate the people to a safe distance before he detonates the bomb? Look for ways to codon off the area so as to reduce the effects of the blast? Equip the police force with world class training in fighting terrorism?[b] Equip the forces with bomb detecting skills and equipment to help them spot and track potential bombers, and also warn people ahead of time of potential targets. . ... .

[/b]I mean why did you ask the question?

exactly why this is a headline.
Thats the best they can do now.

Oshiite: The boy killed in his phone shop at ogui rd couldnt hav bn a cultist,popularly called esau because he is so hairy n handsome,his mother is inconsolable,his killers wil neva escape the wrath of the almity,apple of his mother,doing great in biz and so respectful,olisa dear,we ll miss u a whole lot,rip

They say he boasts about being one when alive. That he became one for protection, sha. I never knew him that much, I could tell better of his elder brother, 'Nonso.

Mynd_44: Well I guess Odunu has a crush on someone or is it something? (no offence)

ever since I heard read he's got a 17'' bandoka (in his words) i havent had peace. I must chop that cane before I rest

Mr Cork!
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Mr Cork!

Who should announce it, me?

God is Good

These Bokoharam vampires are akin to the scammers in Education section of NL. Kill Ban one and 5 more IDs resurrect. Thank God i'm on top of the situation

So I saw Kizito's obituary poster today. '. . .may his gentle soul rest in peace' and i'm like, really? And he's only 26!
What a waste!

Oluwalonto was banned by the spambot. Admin didnt do it directly.
The rule says, 'no adverts' dont you gerrit? Play by the rules and lets have fun here.

Should be <100! I actually decided never to exceed 50. I know 98% and the remaining 2% are NLndrs.
I wont add you if I dont know you (atleast the online character)

Bitter?! Thats a stronger emotion. Get angry, say stuff, threaten and move on. Thats normal.
Get bitter, thats an abnormal extreme.

They shouldnt dare ask for another fee!

Take it easy. Its all jokes for Ify. She isnt a nl goat. She actually posted here because of me and the jokes we crack. Take it easy

Opening Post(er)

Nancy42: yea u re right. He was a cultist thou is case was dat of mistaken identity cos his frat has got nthing 2 do wit dis war likewise d son of gabby pharmacy it was also a case of mistaken id. U knw d guy quite well he is an only son n d worst dere is dat his parents re all dead. Dats lyf 4 u

Oh, so you know he was a cultist? I have no sympathy for any killed.

blocker: There is this vehicle sticker U.N.N Graduates usually display and it says " THE U.N.N GRADUATE IS ALWAYS AHEAD OF YOU, NATURALLY". But nobody made me understand that being ahead here had a negative connotation. Past glory if you ask me. [color=#000000][/color]

Shaaarrrraaaap! Except for the www can you stand side by side with a UNN graduate?

alj harem: LOL my brother that was the problem I had with Nairaland as well

Well, it is because of people like dalover, beaf, andre uweh etc People like Alj harem exist in the cyberworld to put them in their places.

My brother these are bigots (both religious and ethnic)

you are worse than those names you mentioned put together. Stop playing saint.

You are the King, the Lord, the Creator, the Alpha even the Omega. From ages thru ages you remain the same. I bow at your feet.
Be thou exalted o Lord!

Hehehehehehe ife na eme na obodo na. The thing eri go mu onu. Onyero mu talking mouth

Next month they troop in again, and not more than 30% will be admitted.

I am not moved by preconceived emotions of an online screen name. Listen, I know of a dude who took the risk from Jos to Enugu to write the exam yesterday, he left back to Jos today and when he gets to Jos, the news he gets is that the risk, the money the time were all in vain! Thats so unfair. Yesterday Peace Mass from Enugu was taking N600 to Nsukka as against N250. How many parents can afford that.
What were they doing and allowed their paper to leak? Whats the guarantee the next one wont leak? What compensation are they giving to these lil ones?
Mcheew. Its really a shame.

Did they consider the fact that over 90% of the students took risks, spent money and travelled to Nsukka solely for the exam?
Its just a shame.

Nancy42: so sad n unhappy i jst lost a frnd 2day. The worst is dat d boi was n not a cultist he was killed in cold blood 2day rip Nwekenta Chizua Nelson

today? Are they still gunning people? Maybe I go just hide for N/H this night. I don begin fear to go home sef

What a shame!

JeSoul: Like I said, calm down and read slowly. What did you mean here?
If you didn't mean Mac banned you again without reason & permanently then what did you mean? If we all misunderstood you then no qualms. Apologies.

I just felt the need to defend Maclatunji cos he's been taking flak from a few people only for me to do a little looking and [b]find out much of it is unmerited. [/b]This is my final say on this.
Cheers.

Lets not go there.

yuzedo: Hehehehe! i was ignoring this thread until i mistakenly opened it. Chai! Transported me back to the days of the good ol' 042! Infact i begin play Dat Nigga Raw Right & Wrung album so that the nostalgia can be complete.
Saw my share in UNN. Especially my first year. . When they shot one slim fair guy along bushpath near jives, just as u cross mainroad into the apiam way to Franco.
These marrafackers shot this nigga pointblank in the chest and dumped the pistol (abi na him own pistol wey fall)! He was just lying down on the path groaning, the bulb, sockets and electrical paraphernalia strewn all over the ground. Every breath he took, blood spurted out high into the air from his opened chest. B4 we could help him omo people took caution o! B4 those that wanted him dead came to hit his helpers. When we tried to lift him the weak groan of "no no noo, don't touch me, arrrhhh" eh, blood-curling. Every and any attempt to shift his position injected raw pain into his very soul. Kai, that's when i knew that what Ja-rule said that "pain is love" was a real lie!
Anyway, the guy died like after a week. Turns out he was the president of catholic students association but apparently a system man at the same time.
Too many stories to download. Gosh i miss Enugu soooooo much. Dodging cultists and surviving flying groundnuts was a real adventure. Was just telling my foreign-school-trained colleagues all the adrenaline-pumping excitement they missed.
Abeg where are the lions in the house? ESUT and IMT people just dey dominate dis thread like say we no get people from Begind Flats, Odenigwe, etc.
Harakiri, i hail o! Much respect! Even ur user name na Beast! Last earthly action of true Japanese bosses. Lol!

Cultism wasnt a part of UNEC- The Professionals campus. We were bookworms, too busy with books to indulge in cult acts. Na for that Nsukka una dey disturb.

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These EShooT boys no go kill me with laff