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Romance › Re: When You Want A Woman And She Doesn't Want You by OfeAchi: 1:48pm On May 11, 2021
If she has been coming to your apartment and spending time, and has refused your advances, then I suggest you try a technique I call; The Ending Man technique.
What's this technique? It's simple. Stand on the doorway when she's about leaving and provide your erect manhoood! (note, your peniss must be very very erect!)
When she sees this, it would activate an enzymous hormone in her that would make her agree to your advances.

This technique has been proven to have a success rate of 91.23%.
Investment › Forex Signals/robot/software: Invest Or Not? by OfeAchi(op): 4:23pm On May 10, 2021
Good Day Nairalanders,
I have been following a forex signal group for sometime now and been using the signals (not frequent usage)
So I was made to understand that the robot or trading software would give me daily signals if I pay a subscription fee.
My Question: How profitable are these signals or robots/software?
On average, how much percentage interest can I rake in on a monthly?

I need input from gurus and users with experience please. As I want to invest some serious funds so that I'll have enough money to relocate in a year's time.
Thank you for inputs
Celebrities › Re: "I Celebrate You" Osinbajo Tells Ikorodu Bois (Photos) by OfeAchi: 7:35pm On May 06, 2021
The BEST way to celebrate them is by resigning from the presidency, alongside your boss.
Let someone like kwankwaso and peter obi take up the reigns of affairs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (2 -0) On 5th May 2021 by OfeAchi: 5:27pm On May 05, 2021
Premium tears about to shed in London
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs PSG UCL (2 - 0) On 4th May 2021 by OfeAchi: 5:04pm On May 04, 2021
Mancity would win today if and only if Guardiola deploys same formation and same players he used last week.
If Sterling is in this lineup, Forget It! Mancity would Loose!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Big Boy 'ATM' Proposes To His Pretty White Girlfriend On Her Birthday by OfeAchi: 4:06pm On May 03, 2021
He loves watching the SIMPSONS.
Just give him one year and the oyibo would suck him dry and divorce his sorry ass.
He should have proposed to Genevieve or Rita Dominic...our eligible Nigerian ladies. They would worship him all days of his life!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Curses Church Members For Not Contributing Money For Her Birthday by OfeAchi: 11:47am On May 03, 2021
She is right to curse them. Her members are totally selfish.
I mean if she gave them when they were needy, they should also reciprocate.
I would advice her to suspend her members and keep the few faithful ones.
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi(op): 10:57pm On May 01, 2021
tunnex190:
This OP no get sense, no offense. I wish I had someone in my life to tell me what the outcome would be if I didn't heed the advice, maybe our life would have been better than this. You have this type of person in your life and you are posting rubbish here.

Bro, wake up. Consult her for any decision you want to make before you finally ruin your own life. She is your wife for crying out loud. My little cent.
I was the one who made the decision to study computer science, become first class graduate, get my Msc, land my first job, achieve certifications, etc.
Na me dey teach her computer. Na me dey write her CV.
Why should I consult her for decisions? It's not like she's a professor of life studies. I'm even 7 years older than her!
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi(op): 10:47pm On May 01, 2021
udoka55555:
Oga we are having the same problem ..

My wife gives me nice advice and anytime I chose to behave like a man of my own and go ahead with my decisions, things go badly for me.

I consult in all I do and listens to her advice, but most times it's not easy .....sometimes if feels as if she doesn't understand what I need before rejecting my decisions...ít makes me mad and I always feel like strangling her....but I have learn to keep my cool and love her for who she is....

I don't believe she is an ogbanje....I just believe she is wiser than me and have better decision making skills ...... So I àccept her decisions most time.. éven if I reject it in her presence, I will still pick it up at her back.... And if I don't, it won't even take up to two weeks and the bad result will tell....

Your true woman should be wiser than you.... remember eve became wise before adam.
See bro I get this. But she is not God!
I find it difficult taking her advice for this two major reasons:
1. I'm first class graduate with Msc. But she is just OND holder (I'm the one pushing her to go higher in education. she doesn't know book) How can she be wiser than me? angry angry
2. I'm scared of always following her advice because it may lead me to become a "sissy" in marriage. People could now term her as the head of family since she makes all decisions. My right as a man could be reduced to nothing. (I cringe at the thought of being controlled by my wife!) angry
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi(op): 7:26pm On May 01, 2021
AsherAmari:
Stop deceiving yourself. You don't believe in voodoo mumbo jumbo yet you believe she carries some luck that will turn you to a millionaire. You believe she has some super power to control your destiny and manipulate your life.

Look, it's either it's all in your head or it's just a coincidence. No one has the key to your success except God.
If you believe someone can manipulate your life, then it will be so. It's all about your beliefs.

Maybe you should stop telling her anything you want to do and see if it Will still flop or not. You also need to drop that belief that she's the one behind your misfortune. Free your heart and go back to how you were doing your things before you met her.
Thank you sir.
From now onwards I will try keep any decision to myself.
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi(op): 7:21pm On May 01, 2021
Winneygirl:
I think you are the ogbanje.
All your bad decisions that end in you losing money affects her because that is less income to run the household.
You want to take a loan to buy a car. She said instead of taking a loan, save for a car for a year or two and buy the car. This is what you term bad advice.
You must be an ogbanje.
Two years is a long time to trek under hot sun!
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi(op): 6:04pm On May 01, 2021
Mutemenot:
If this is a true story, then she should be the one rejecting you for your ignorance ...Investing in crypto, renting apartment with friend etc 're useless decisions
A friend of mine invested crypto same period and made X100 of his investment. He's a millionaire now. Besides, before I met her I lived in a shared apartment with friends.
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi(op): 6:01pm On May 01, 2021
HONESTFACT101:
if your mind solely believes that the woman in your life brings you much luck to the extent of warning you when a business is bound to miscarry then I have one question for you.

Why are you bound on threading the paths of the unknown when what you seek is already before youundecided

I know it may make you feel less manly but it doesn't seem like she is the one bringing the business ideas and neither does she disapprove all your business plans......signing out
A man must be in control of his life!
Before I found her, I was doing ok with my life.
She even suspects some of our neighbours as being diabolical and thus rejects any gifts/money from them. Even rejected money and drinks from them during my daughter's birthday!
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi(op): 5:57pm On May 01, 2021
Bola146:
huh Hummmm... Thinking she is the source is too bad! Did she begged you to marry her? Didn't you pray or see it before you married her? You better face your wahala squarely. Fast and pray together, let the love of God dwell in your thinking
The moment I prayed about her, I began to have doubts in me on why I shouldn't marry her. Besides a minister friend of mine told me that I'm not supposed to pray to God for a wife since I'm not a pastor/minister. He says we simply make our choice of wife and God blesses the marriage.
Family › Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi(op): 4:47pm On May 01, 2021
BACKGROUND:

I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)

Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.

I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?

A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).

Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!

MARRIAGE
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.

Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! cry cry Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.

I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!

.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.

Able readers, is my final decision a good one?
Politics › Re: Lagos, CIG Motors Sign Agreement To Produce Brand New Cars by OfeAchi: 10:56pm On Mar 04, 2021
Simplyleo:
God bless the jagaban
God bless PYO
God bless Lagos state

Those people:

The real educated and focused ones among them will be searching for opportunities either through direct employment or otherwise to benefit from this project. smiley

The useless illiterates and criminals among them will log in to their useless handles on social media and start insulting Tinubu from sunset to sunrise on daily basis. grin
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Donates His Family House To Christ Embassy, Family About To Be Thrown Out by OfeAchi: 9:19pm On Mar 02, 2021
Fake story from a fake life blogger
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 13 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Lagos by OfeAchi: 9:14pm On Mar 02, 2021
They are all Afonjezzys. I didn't have to check names. They are always dragging their country to the muds.
They are all formatters, just like their big uncle who lives in Bourdillon.
EFCC please smoke them out.

There is a compound on my street swarming with these illicit bombers. I'm now motivated to send a tip-off to EFCC tomorrow.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Says He Might Run For US President In 2024 by OfeAchi: 10:52am On Mar 01, 2021
He will win it!
Trump is the leader sent to deliver the world from Anti-Christ!
He would lead the battle for the Earth.
He would be a General in the Armageddon!
He would also help MNK to actualize Biafra!

Long Live Trump!
Long Live Biafraus
Long Live MNK.
Christianity Etc › Re: If You Don't Tithe, You Won't Partake In God's Blessings by OfeAchi(op): 8:26pm On Feb 28, 2021
Spending123:
What about offerings?

cos the church I attended today we payed tithe, different types of offerings and lastly sowing of seeds twice.
If your church has an ongoing project, the payments would be much.
Christianity Etc › Re: If You Don't Tithe, You Won't Partake In God's Blessings by OfeAchi(op): 8:15pm On Feb 28, 2021
Spending123:
I have a question!!! please what's the difference between paying tithes and sowing seeds in today's church.
Tithe is a tenth of all your monthly income. While seed sowing is money you pay to receive solution to important problems/prayer requests
Christianity Etc › If You Don't Tithe, You Won't Partake In God's Blessings by OfeAchi(op): 8:06pm On Feb 28, 2021
Some years ago when I got a new job, I decided to pay tithe from the money I had previously saved, even before I received salary. That month my salary was delayed. Others were even paid before me. THEN I QUIT TITHES.
3 years later, a spiritual head/pastoress prayed for me and boom! I received letter of promotion and salary increase the following week. I also received a letter stating that my owed bonuses would be paid in installments.
When the first bonus installment hit my account, I quickly went and paid my tithe to the pastoress. She also said that all my remaining arrears would be paid. But I never received this payment of arrears. I got a new job and finally resigned. I never tithed again.
2-3 years later it is February/March 2020. I finally decided to be paying tithes again and what happened? CORONAVIRUS, LOCKDOWN, etc.
I decided that tithing wasn't necessary!
Recently in my new church, the pastor has always been hammering on tithing, saying that I can't partake of God's blessings if I don't pay tithe. I knew he was referring to me because I'm the only one who doesn't come out for tithing, although I still give and make contributions in the church.

Now my questions (has issue of tithing been over-flogged) ?

DOES NON PAYING OF TITHE PREVENT BELIEVERS FROM RECEIVING GOD'S BLESSINGS?
IS IT MANDATORY FOR CHRISTIANS TO TITHE? (I always think its not since the early apostles didn't say anything about it. I may be wrong though)
WHY DO PEOPLE WHO PAY TITHE STILL STRUGGLE IN THEIR DAILY LIFE?
Investment › Re: MBA Forex (please I Need Better Explanation) by OfeAchi: 5:04pm On Dec 21, 2020
VillagePipu:
Anyone who lost money to mba forex iis a big fool. Big, dumb, mumu. After everyone warned you. Even Oyakhilome warned but he was insulted by the dumb paupers. Fools ought to suffer for their foolishness and I don't pity una. Lose your money, serves you right. Commit suicide if you like, no one will miss you.
if you are not bothered about them lossing money and being suicidal, then why are you wasting your time warning them
Investment › Re: MBA Forex (please I Need Better Explanation) by OfeAchi: 4:08pm On Dec 15, 2020
Priam:
Have you people noticed a pattern amongst these people testifying? It's always about a friend, neighbor or relative who got paid recently by MBA.

What about you testifying on behalf of someone else, why haven't you been paid or don't you want your money? grin or don't those people who were paid have access to the internet to come tell us and support the MBA cause?

These are same set of people with different handles trying to defuse the already tensed situation and avoid panic withdrawal and contract termination while encouraging more investment into the community pot for onward sharing to those before
I was paid last week for December
Investment › Re: MBA Forex (please I Need Better Explanation) by OfeAchi: 1:14pm On Dec 14, 2020
tmeeto:
Hahahahah!! We have been scammed. So this is the new method. They will pay ROI online and expect us to go and withdraw it online. Nawa oo. Time to kiss our monies goodbye
I was paid last week for December.
My wife just received her 3rd ROI today.
#online.
Celebrities › Re: TBoss Celebrates Starr, Her Daughter's Conception Day (Photos) by OfeAchi: 4:07pm On Nov 30, 2020
I heard Dankote is the father of her child.
His rod must be heavy
Investment › Re: MBA Investors Forum by OfeAchi: 5:05pm On Nov 23, 2020
Biguyman:
No alert today o na email messages dem dey post now grin see how they are all crying while maxwell is flexing vodina west in Novotel hotel grin
hafa your 800k. I hope you have finally collected it.?
Information reaching us says that Maxwell has already bought a private jet and enroute Cambodia.
Investment › Re: MBA Investors Forum by OfeAchi: 7:57am On Nov 17, 2020
hustla:
MBA Forex investors are still in denial like Donald Trump

Tears will flow cos some of you collected loans and used people's money to 'invest'
so if tears flow from the eyes of your fellow man, it would make you happy, right?
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Alex Ferguson Gives Verdict On Greater Player by OfeAchi: 7:21am On Nov 17, 2020
FuckThaMod:
Penaldo? grin
Una no get shame, 1 open play goal in 15 games for Messi this season.
Anyways,
what of last season? And the season before that?

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