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If she has been coming to your apartment and spending time, and has refused your advances, then I suggest you try a technique I call; The Ending Man technique. What's this technique? It's simple. Stand on the doorway when she's about leaving and provide your erect manhoood! (note, your peniss must be very very erect!) When she sees this, it would activate an enzymous hormone in her that would make her agree to your advances. This technique has been proven to have a success rate of 91.23%. |
Good Day Nairalanders, I have been following a forex signal group for sometime now and been using the signals (not frequent usage) So I was made to understand that the robot or trading software would give me daily signals if I pay a subscription fee. My Question: How profitable are these signals or robots/software? On average, how much percentage interest can I rake in on a monthly? I need input from gurus and users with experience please. As I want to invest some serious funds so that I'll have enough money to relocate in a year's time. Thank you for inputs |
The BEST way to celebrate them is by resigning from the presidency, alongside your boss. Let someone like kwankwaso and peter obi take up the reigns of affairs. |
Premium tears about to shed in London |
Mancity would win today if and only if Guardiola deploys same formation and same players he used last week. If Sterling is in this lineup, Forget It! Mancity would Loose! |
He loves watching the SIMPSONS. Just give him one year and the oyibo would suck him dry and divorce his sorry ass. He should have proposed to Genevieve or Rita Dominic...our eligible Nigerian ladies. They would worship him all days of his life! |
She is right to curse them. Her members are totally selfish. I mean if she gave them when they were needy, they should also reciprocate. I would advice her to suspend her members and keep the few faithful ones. |
tunnex190:I was the one who made the decision to study computer science, become first class graduate, get my Msc, land my first job, achieve certifications, etc. Na me dey teach her computer. Na me dey write her CV. Why should I consult her for decisions? It's not like she's a professor of life studies. I'm even 7 years older than her! |
udoka55555:See bro I get this. But she is not God! I find it difficult taking her advice for this two major reasons: 1. I'm first class graduate with Msc. But she is just OND holder (I'm the one pushing her to go higher in education. she doesn't know book) How can she be wiser than me? ![]() 2. I'm scared of always following her advice because it may lead me to become a "sissy" in marriage. People could now term her as the head of family since she makes all decisions. My right as a man could be reduced to nothing. (I cringe at the thought of being controlled by my wife!) ![]() |
AsherAmari:Thank you sir. From now onwards I will try keep any decision to myself. |
Winneygirl:Two years is a long time to trek under hot sun! |
Mutemenot:A friend of mine invested crypto same period and made X100 of his investment. He's a millionaire now. Besides, before I met her I lived in a shared apartment with friends. |
HONESTFACT101:A man must be in control of his life! Before I found her, I was doing ok with my life. She even suspects some of our neighbours as being diabolical and thus rejects any gifts/money from them. Even rejected money and drinks from them during my daughter's birthday! |
Bola146:The moment I prayed about her, I began to have doubts in me on why I shouldn't marry her. Besides a minister friend of mine told me that I'm not supposed to pray to God for a wife since I'm not a pastor/minister. He says we simply make our choice of wife and God blesses the marriage. |
BACKGROUND: I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes. However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated) Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this. I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend? A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me). Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city! MARRIAGE We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case. Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster! I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life. I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life! .......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to. Able readers, is my final decision a good one? |
Simplyleo: ![]() |
Fake story from a fake life blogger |
They are all Afonjezzys. I didn't have to check names. They are always dragging their country to the muds. They are all formatters, just like their big uncle who lives in Bourdillon. EFCC please smoke them out. There is a compound on my street swarming with these illicit bombers. I'm now motivated to send a tip-off to EFCC tomorrow. |
He will win it! Trump is the leader sent to deliver the world from Anti-Christ! He would lead the battle for the Earth. He would be a General in the Armageddon! He would also help MNK to actualize Biafra! Long Live Trump! Long Live Biafraus Long Live MNK. |
Spending123:If your church has an ongoing project, the payments would be much. |
Spending123:Tithe is a tenth of all your monthly income. While seed sowing is money you pay to receive solution to important problems/prayer requests |
Some years ago when I got a new job, I decided to pay tithe from the money I had previously saved, even before I received salary. That month my salary was delayed. Others were even paid before me. THEN I QUIT TITHES. 3 years later, a spiritual head/pastoress prayed for me and boom! I received letter of promotion and salary increase the following week. I also received a letter stating that my owed bonuses would be paid in installments. When the first bonus installment hit my account, I quickly went and paid my tithe to the pastoress. She also said that all my remaining arrears would be paid. But I never received this payment of arrears. I got a new job and finally resigned. I never tithed again. 2-3 years later it is February/March 2020. I finally decided to be paying tithes again and what happened? CORONAVIRUS, LOCKDOWN, etc. I decided that tithing wasn't necessary! Recently in my new church, the pastor has always been hammering on tithing, saying that I can't partake of God's blessings if I don't pay tithe. I knew he was referring to me because I'm the only one who doesn't come out for tithing, although I still give and make contributions in the church. Now my questions (has issue of tithing been over-flogged) ? DOES NON PAYING OF TITHE PREVENT BELIEVERS FROM RECEIVING GOD'S BLESSINGS? IS IT MANDATORY FOR CHRISTIANS TO TITHE? (I always think its not since the early apostles didn't say anything about it. I may be wrong though) WHY DO PEOPLE WHO PAY TITHE STILL STRUGGLE IN THEIR DAILY LIFE? |
VillagePipu:if you are not bothered about them lossing money and being suicidal, then why are you wasting your time warning them |
Priam:I was paid last week for December |
tmeeto:I was paid last week for December. My wife just received her 3rd ROI today. #online. |
I heard Dankote is the father of her child. His rod must be heavy |
Biguyman:hafa your 800k. I hope you have finally collected it.? Information reaching us says that Maxwell has already bought a private jet and enroute Cambodia. |
hustla:so if tears flow from the eyes of your fellow man, it would make you happy, right? |
FuckThaMod:what of last season? And the season before that? |

Hummmm... Thinking she is the source is too bad! Did she begged you to marry her? Didn't you pray or see it before you married her? You better face your wahala squarely. Fast and pray together, let the love of God dwell in your thinking
