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Bunch of religious bigots.
I would even share her amateur sex clips with her husband where he is cuming into her mouth from his uncircumcised curved, 8 inch diick!

Nigerians and Africans are a hypocrital and evil minded lot. The Blackman is genetically wicked and as such won't help.
That's why all my kids must marry Caucasian

Martinez39s:
What happened to short men, fat men, and broke men? They are humans too with feelings.

I'm a short man who married a tall lady. So I believe there should be hope for everyone.

MaxInDHouse:
52 already married with two boys, one still studying for his masters whatever the other is a farmer in Brazil. So count me out i'm not a suitor.
Though if i'm still searching she's not a good one for me neither can i recommend her for any of my brothers in the Faith because she is spiritually sick!

what do you mean by spiritual sick?

SQLmastar:
What will I say? Marry Charles or better still get pregnant for him first!
But 34yrs virgin? Meehnn her hymen is gonna be as thick as Russian kpomo.
Only a very strong, rigid and technically erect diick can do the job.
Is Charles up for this daunting task? I doubt. He appears to me like a simp

the pregnancy stuff actually crossed my mind

billynoni:
I have a solution... The dad's the problem, right? Note that for Bisi to be 34years, dad will be around like 60upwards.


Solution 1
-Bisi and Charles should elope, both defies the dad.

Solution 2
Charles shoud deceive Bisi's dad to agree to all his terms and wait for few years for the dad to pack up, old age things.

Solution 3
Charles should look for "paid-helper" to remove the dad, if he wants sharp sharp obstacle remover

Solution 4
Bisi should stay at her dad's house for ever.

Guys I want to continue with other solutions, but allow me drink my garri finish first.

by paid helper you mean what exactly?

Martinez39s:
Marrying a 34-year-old is not something a man should do. Get yourself a young, good-looking girl, not an evening newspaper.

so what happens to the 34 yr old? She's a human being too, with feelings.

BACKGROUND
I have known Bisi for many years now. She was my course mate from way back. A very devout witness(JW). She was dating Jude from final year (in 2010) and they had a religious relationship (if you know what I mean ). But Jude left her to marry a white lady when he traveled for his master's overseas. Jude was also a witness. Their relationship ended after 4 years. She dusted herself and faced career.
Three years ago she met Fidelis at one of their religious conventions and they began dating (religious oo). But as devil may have it, Fidelis turned out to be a con artist who only wanted to benefit from her money. Always billing her regularly. It turned out Fidelis already had a serious girlfriend in another state. So that was the end.
In early 2020 Bisi became friends with one of my colleagues, Charles by name and the friendship grew into something beautiful. She confessed to me that she had her first intimate romance with him (NOTE: There was no penetration. Both she and Charles confirmed this).
They have been in love for over a year now. But why can't they marry?

THE MAJOR ISSUE
Yesterday, I met Bisi sitting in a corner of a regular restaurant. She immediately sat up and adjusted herself the moment she saw me but I knew she had been sobbing. After much persuasion, she confided in me that she doesn't know what to do with her life anymore. I knew at once she must have thinking seriously about her life because yesterday was her birthday (I know they don't celebrate).
She stylishly told her dad that she was in love with a non-witness and his response: " you know you can't be unevenly yoked with him. It either he follows the Truth or you fall in love with someone else." I asked her if Charles knew about this and she says they have had this discussion on their religious beliefs right from the start. Charles is the son of a Pentecostal pastor. His family was willing to accept her as long as her daddy gives his blessings! But on no grounds is Charles going to change his religious faith because of her.

THE SOLUTION
There's no solution on ground, that's why I decided to share their story here for experienced folks to give suggestions.
I on the other hand I'm a married man. I would have easily converted to her religion if I weren't married

Dumte:
Make your bf bleep you, the sign go change to negative. Thank me later

does she have a bf ? She is a Muslim and they don't do such. I'm sure she's still a virgin.

Nothing new here. She would recover in 1week max. She has naija blood!
Can you believe that a lot of Nigerians actually contracted Covid and recovered without even knowing? We don't do test whenever a fever case is reported. Just the normal malaria medicine and voilà! Covid is cured!

RapistOnBail:


The man shouldn’t feel comfortable until DNA test has been carried out.

In the other news, I want to hire you to mercilessly rape bobrisky... DM me for contract.

Ebuka priick don bend where him dey fucck this Maria ghel. Her kponmo is hard like cement.

I made a £500 bet with saga. He's my paddy from school. He said he would shine the Congo of at least two babes on BBN....well it appears he wanna win the bet.
Ride on saga. If NIni tastes your rod, she would definitely tell others about it!

Ok, I'll be real with you. No experience but you should definitely have some skills or passion.
For example, when I went to beg for food during my periods of joblessness, this middle aged lady discovered that I could massage her feet very well. And guess what, she employed me as a feet massager. Pay was 30k per month.
Then after some days she discovered I could service her rustic natural engine. Thus I was promoted to 'servicer'. Pay was 100k per month.
So my guy, there's always something you can do. Search deep!

Create work and employ others. Don't go around looking for employment.
I won't befriend anybody who's an employee.

Why don't you start by retiring from soccer?
Even if pep coach maurtd. You won't win any trophy.

paulolee:
gat a truckload of memes for u my man... guess what, dt tie would be dead even after d first half....
Wetin go end am na excuse of kante n mendy not playing, dts why i pray they both starts..

Stake your bride price.
Chelsea must win Mansht

Guyman02:
This looks like a loan offering organisation, refined 'Ajor' and pay is based on commission and the number of people you can convince by marketing to them.

But it has it also been pointed out here that if you get unsolicited invite to an address for interview it's likely Multi Level Marketing (MLM) like GNLD, Alliance in Motion or Forever Living Products where you will be given lecture by fake motivational speakers who will claim to have just returned from all expenses paid holidays in Bahamas, who will tell you that Bill Gates and Elon Musk made it through their platform.
You will be convinced to buy a product pack that some will use shame buy am, then you start asking yourself who will buy Forever Honey in a small bottle for N12k in your poor neighbourhood.
You will tell himself perhaps I can sell it to my father, then it occurs to you that your father just called this morning asking if you can send N5K for them to buy food.
On your way way home you jam the 'refined' presenter who just 'returned' from Bahamas inside Keke and you will be trying to convince yourself that he is not the same person, then you will end up selling their supplement on credit out of desperation to recover your money to those who will never pay you in the next 6 months, then you look at the pack and suddenly realised that it will soon expire and in order to cut your loss you will start drinking medicine and supplement that you don't actually need make E no for expire for your hand.

How come you fellows don't get genuine unsolicited invite to NPA, CBN, DPR, NNPC, FIRS, LNG it's always one mushroom address for Mushin, Ogba or Agege motor road near Pen Cinema.
I just weak for this country, since this one is New Edge tomorrow another person will open a thread asking if Old Age is real

I couldn't pass without quotation you. You are truly a GuyMan! You know these guys very well.
I'll never forget the day I got invited for a job "interview" via SMS. Then I was still a fresh graduate staying in Aba.
This interview would take place at Golf Course Primary school, Okigwe road. I called the number to make more enquiries and she said I should just come for a brief registration before the interview.
Guyman, that's how we (about 30 persons or so, including an elderly) were lectured on the history of money and money making. Mind you they never mentioned GNLD until about 1hr into the lectures brainwashing. Finally they landed in how much to be paid to procure a "package" that would unction you into your millions. One of the guys was just describing how they just came back from a conference in which the lecturers were already millionaires who can stroll into any country of the world just to charge their phones.
They talked about cars, mansions and all that. Two people got angry and decided to leave. But these guys no gree ooo . They said they must take people out of poverty! That everyone should write down their names and how many packages we want to register with. They also began to make snide remarks that this city and its occupants don't know what we are missing out, and wallowing in poverty.
Long story short, I knew that even if they turned me upside down, shii shii dem no fit get from me!

THis was about 8 years ago...

garfield1:
The stake is 5much.just help me with a little there make I follow stake

I'm in pains.
I can't breath!


How much is a bottle of sniper in your area?

Leceister would lose this game. Carry Chelshit straight win!

Iheanacho to get 3 months injury!

IMAliyu:
Actually it is not possible to get your prick hard in micro gravity..

As no gravity to help blood to flow there.

Not unless they've found a way to make it possible.

The same way they can pass urine in space, is the same way blood flow to pricck

superCleanworks:
Seriously... This is the first thing that came to your mind.

what would come into your mind if your stay with a hot-sexy actress in a container for 2 months?

They will fvcck each other in space

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osazsky:
keep protesting..nobody asked u to protest..protest till enternity no one cares to fa the premiership ends in two weeks..protest today and on monday u will play 2 games one in the morning the other in the evening..liverpool pls do the needfull..some ignorance fans where complaing that ole fielded a weak team against liechester..for a prob u caused by yourself wat do u want ole to do

2 games. morning and evening

jogojogo:
I have used and assessed not lsess than 50 trading bot. I am yet to get a good one. You will eventually lost your fund on the long run
Its possible to have some viable ones around but I am yet to see. I will advise you don't invest heavily please.
Go light first

Thanks. I appreciate

I didn't check the name. I just read through.
It was when I got to the picture and saw the cone shape of his head, that I knew he was from the ewedu sipping family.

Their grand patron is a brown teeth weed smoker, whom prophecy reveals would become the next president of the Nigerians.

None of my business anyways... I'm currently in Seychelles and hope to make my stay here a permanent one!

Rahkman:
I wonder how Iheanacho fûcks this smelly pussy

Dude, Tacha don baff up. With the money and fame she got, she sought medical solution to her problems. Now her body odour is gone.
As a matter of fact, her kpekus is odourless and tighter.

How do I know all these you may ask? Well, my wife is a bestie to Tacha and they don't keep secrets. In fact, Tacha confirmed that senior man Kels is a fan of skin-diving.
Expect a baby bump new soon.

Congrats Mancity. The greatest.
Now prepare to cry at Istanbul