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😂 For this economy? I go chop wetin belong to the gods ajeh

Trump is graduating becoming a tyrant.

If any Africa was to behave like this, America would have labeled him long time ago.

I need worthy news on Nairaland this year.

Beside if that was to be my baby mama I won't pay school fees either. Either you bring my son to me or forgot any financial aid you yourself can benefit from.

Once my child is 5, I'm taking him/her and pay you off for your 5 years services. You can come visit. Anything that would make any baby mama benefit from me directly or indirectly I'll cut it off.

Most of the time these ladies don't want to release these kids is because of the monthly benefits.

Lastly, some men don't have class... Maybe he was drunk or high.

aribisala0:
Abacha
Baba rere
A good father

See how he invested wisely for us
Every year we are getting payments

E be like sey that man loot reach 10 trillion dollars, cause for how we don dey recover money e still never finish

brain54:
Very funny...


She came back to say she has gotten a partner and she didn't need more applications as she had selected from the ones she got so applications should stop.

She actually got so many applications.


We are living in strange times was my conclusion. But it worked for her and if she got what she wanted then what else?🤷

She get applicants? 😂 Seems you don't know men. They're going there to eat their cake and vanish when they're tired

TGreatGatsby:
Na normal level for Alaba, na him mk to follow brand for Alaba you go open eyes well if u no wan enter select showroom

Reasons I always ordered my electronics online directly from the companies.

If the company don't sell directly to consumer, I make research on their reputable suppliers and order from there.

CaseSensitive:
It didn’t take conventional war for Afghanistan and Vietnam to defeat the USA either. Did it? “Japan was beating China back to back?. I think “back to back” is doing some heavy lifting here. Japan defeated China in 1894 during the 1st Sino Japanese war. That’s over a whole century ago. The second Sino Japanese war in 1930s/1940 ended as part of WW2 which they actually didn’t defeat China. So which “back to back” defeat are we talking about here? China started rising since the late 1970s and has continued on an upward trajectory ever since then. China of 1970 is not even China of 2026. You’ve not been paying attention.

So USA can also engineer earthquake? As in they can really control tectonic plates and trigger a fault rupture when they wish? And they can store and direct that level of energy underground? yet somehow still hasn’t figured out how to stop hurricanes from hitting Florida?. And you will boast you went to school and educated? My God!



Please keep going. National Geographic might need new material for its sci-fi section.

Na you get time dey reply these kids whom only source information is action movies.

Caaz:
Iya wura...person like me go don break him neck since as he stand there dey sharp mouth... Oyono honestly hes a learner.

E go get how my 10yrs old daughter go reply me...i dey run her down completely.

If na my mama, that boy for don dey bleed.

My mama go mend you still treat you join.


When there's no consequences, kids behave any how they want.

We4all:
I blame the mother for exchanging words with him. She should have reset his fish brain with slaps, and any attempt to fight back should follow with a grave punishment: a night in a police cell.

I'd prefer not to have any children than have a kid like him. I am certain he talks down on his mom because his father also disrespects her too.

The other day in my neighborhood, I overheard a boy outrightly insulting his mom, and even called her a prostitute. Pathetic lots!

He got the gut because there's no consequences, this might have not been only the first time.

Toymax88:
RIP BP or cardiac arrest

Cardiac she hold her chest... Definitely BP

Omo! I take them every day o.
Monster
Predator
Fearless
Redbull and commando

That happens only in private school... Only JSS3 and SS3 do graduation and at no cost... Unless things as changed

Myself cuz I'm the only one

Typing what's on my mind now

OvertheTop:
What if she use their usual tactic:
instead of Apologizing, Shift 'Yansh' put for him body or face for night!
you wont still bulge?

If I'm mad at you, my body and soul is mad at you... Nothing can bulge me

Omo ehn... These folks are wrecking Nigeria in an animalistic way

Until Nigeria youths erect a Street Court that serves instant justice to these folks, nothing will change till eternity.

If we are to recover stolen money from both past and present politicians, it'll be enough to build a new planet.

Kobojunkie:
She no wan loose her benefits. And he is probably already homing somewhere with another welfare maid, likely in the area. That child is probably better off with the mother for now. 🥱🥱

A reason the man don't want to associate cuz he knows she's using the son for her selfish interests

JackDaAlienz:
speaking of andrenaline
I won't forget in our former house.
When a visitor a man wearing cap came knocking at our door. I was washing plates so I heard the knock and open the door.
The man asked if my mother was home. I said yes thinking it was a visitor that came to see her.
I told my mum someone came to see her
She stood up and went to see him while I go back to wash plate

Next thing I hear my mum shouting at the man, insulting him. I ran out immediately to see what was happening.

To my greatest shock
I saw this man point a pistol at my mother
While my mother stood there and was shouting at him and insulting him.
I thought this was the end
I was begging her mummy please sorry
Omo the man was just confused still pointing the gun at her. She sef stand there like rock dey insult the man.
First time my heart beat so fast I could hear it

Next thing the man pull down the pistol and put it inside black bag and ran off.
My mama still dey ginger told me to look out the window and see if he came in car that I should copy his plate number.

Me wey still dey shake with fear I just dey stumble. I literally saw the man enter Vboot and drive off. This was early 2000's

Omo later that day
We did family meeting and my dad kept asking her what made her stand when someone pointed a gun at her face.

She said till this day she don't know what entered her and gave her that kind morale.

Imagine me seeing someone pointing pistol at my mother while she is just firing the man with insults, daring him to shoot. Omo

Later I realize it's probably adrenaline that made her act in such way. Very crazy stuff

Adrenaline = Fight or flight, at that point the fight adrenaline took the best of her

Abbeytoy:
In the last two years, things have not been going well with my brother and his wife. My brother will call me and lament about his wife's behaviour, he told me that anytime they have a misunderstanding, this lady changes the key and locks him out in the cold. Though he's the one who pays the rent and all the bills, the lady gets child support and spends lavishly on unnecessary things while the apartment is given to his wife by the government.

But the last one she did, my brother left the house and swore never to have anything to do with her again. Even my brother did it to the extent that he requested the DNA of the son; unfortunately, he's the owner.

This lady has been begging everyone, and both her parents and some family members have travelled down to our place to plead on her behalf, but my brother insisted he's not interested in the marriage again.

He was scouting with one of our cousins before, and we thought that when he got tired, he'd move back home as usual, but this man has gotten an apartment and does not let anyone know the location.

The worst of it all is that he did not talk to his 7-year-old son and didn't take on any responsibilities for him again.

The boy keeps crying to see his dad, but my brother keeps saying her mother is only using him to get his attention, saying the boy will see him when it's the right time.

This lady called me last week and said he wanted to pack from the house and my brother should come move all his belongings, but my brother sent me back to her that she should throw everything away, he mentioned that the lady can frame him up or call the police for him and turn to legal battles.

I believe whatever happened between them, the boy did not cause it, and cutting off his only child emotionally and financially is not self-protection but abandonment.

I know marriage can end, but fatherhood should not. You can abandon marriage and still fully show up as a father. The two are not the same contract

All the family are tired, and even I, his closest brother, am tired. I only want him to be a responsible dad to his only child.

Please, what can I do? I really love my brother and want peace for him, however I pity his child.

Let the wife release the son to the father

I'm proudly number one. If you don't apologize to me as a woman when YOU'RE AT FAULT forget about anything that has to do with communication with me.

Just dey your dey make I dey my dey until you're back to your senses.

I'm real, if I'm mad I'm mad, if I forgive I forget. No pretense

KobolanderSegun:
If you took out the time to read the extremely short Topic you will see I never spoke about Marriage, I spoke about dating and getting married there was no reference to married life.
What is the difference between working for a company and getting married ? There is absolutely no difference because the two are about work and commitment and relationships with people.
When I work a job I am commiting my time, mind and body to that company, when a woman is in a relationship she is commiting her time, mind, energy, emotions and her body to you

So if I'm dating your sister and I see someone more beautiful or richer I should jilt your sister's right?

Your analogy is as flaw as a skunk azz.

LORDKing001:
500m naira. Ahhhh for how much him loot?
Next government will also probe current one. The cycle continues

Nigeria government is just funny... You steal billions, they come for you for their own share "bail" and you're free 😂

sweerychick:
Hmm how on earth would AJ allow someone without license drive him? Well for all those criticizing people saying Nigeria happened to AJ I guess you can see the truth here.

Nigeria did actually happened to AJ because he hired a driver with no license to drive him knowing fully well that they'll get away with it from officials, because no police or other checkpoints can stop them. I understand the trauma AJ would be going through now

You don't need a driver's license before you can drive cars. Driver's license is just paper government give to you so they can take money from you.

Having driver's license won't save from the inevitable.

prothrombin:
Doing a drug test is time dependent. If you take it today and do the test after some days, nothing will show. Wetin even concern us. Abegiiii

Waited after months of withdrawal to go and do test 😂

When you're so poor to an extent being rich taste diabolical

dominique:
The last one I saw was in Lagos on the Oshodi-Lagos/Abeokuta expressway route a few years and my jaws literally dropped in surprise. I think it's safe to say they've completely gone extinct and good riddance to that.

Extinct ke? You'll always see the in Oshodi... It just most are not yellowish anymore

So I can celebrate 2 Christmas in a month... Nice one

Rivers state there won't be casualties, most of them can swim... Would have been a different game if it was to be Lagos

Will end up marrying a chronic cheater... Women don't like outright true. That's why playboys get more cookies than guys who are real.

Did he finish secondary school? If yes, then what are schools of today teaching?

A SS graduate should be able to command good English.

University won't improved your English, if you failed PS/SS.

Foundation of English is PS and SS. It's better he gets private tutors or return back to SS.

chatinent:
Are some "special" people able to create polls to their posts on Nairaland while others are not?

Or are the mods the ones attaching it?

I'd like to know.

That's nairaland new update

crazygod:
Chief, Arsenal go beat us like Boys Brigade. You can bet on that.

Liverpool will win arsenal, it'll be sold out games because millions will stake against Liverpool.

Remember football bodies and betting companies are business partners.

Betting companies will wreck in billions and give them their cut.

Possible outcome will Liverpool wins or draw... Bookmark this