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He's got 2 kids, 2/3 years and the wife is still pregnant... Tenant should calm down o, na yearly he dey score goals?

As for the landlord, he'll pay for damages

VicM6:
Na u no ask ur grandma the real question then.....e get as e be btw ur grandma nd those cats but make we lock up...if u knw u knw

Lol

Your African mentality has nothing to do with her love for animals.

Our house is a mini zoo

GanagiBitrus:
One thing you should know is that Cats don't naturally hunt snakes.

In a confrontation, once a Cat dodges the strikes from a Cobra once or twice, it will instinctively know that the Cobra is not an easy prey & will allow the cobra to slide away.

This is unlike a Mongoose which naturally hunts snakes & has developed skills to effectively hunt down & kill/eat any snake that crosses it's path.

Every animal will fight for either food or territory.
A cat might decide to back out if the snake isn't in his territory, maybe outside or far from the house.

Anything within the environment, it's a fight till death.

We had 15 cats in our family house, my grandmother was a lover of cats.

Kingray10:
It sounds funny now since He's a Man
But if it's the other way round, Internet no go let men rest

This one na content, that's like 5 of this lady's video I'm seeing with different "Drivers"

Not disputing this happens in real life, but this one is content

bestman09:
I really want to know too. Again, can a Cat and a Dog live peacefully in the same compound?

Why not? They can, as long as one mind its boundaries

GanagiBitrus:
Chances of a Cat killing a Cobra without being bitten is less than 20%.
Only animals notorious for killing snakes are Mongoose & Honey Badger

Cat reflex is 5x of any snake... Cobra will lose 8 out of 10

Culprit:

Maxico, Ecuador and Brazil Drug war...

The rest of the countries = Islam

elipheleh:
Marrying an unintelligent woman is really the worst mistake a man can make.

If I can reverse the Hands of clock I wont go for my current wife.

Well, I always loved an intellectually sound woman. It trips me. Something like a medical doctor or a programmer lady. At minimum a working class lady. Both intellect and beauty trips me.

I imagined a marriage where I'll be on thesame frequency.

I am a 1st class material but financial burden made me drop to second class upper in my 3rd year to 5th year.

I always knew I was going far in life and needed a woman who wanted to go far too.

When I met my wife she was very beautiful, speaks very well and in her 1st year. Each time I asked about her studies she would convince me how she was the best in her class and this and that.

Ask for her results, she would say results are not yet out.

By her 2nd year I married her after she got pregnant. As per the honorable man na

Do you know this girl after I2nd year, all her results were carry over. I mean ALL. Not even 1 pass.

Damn. Women fear women.

Now she just birthing beautiful kids. But now there's communication. Tge knowledge gap between us is too wide. Nothing to discuss about. Even when I try to communicate it frustrates me. I will speak and still explain my very own grammar. Then I will now explain the meaning and the etymology before continuing with the sentence. Its a real pain communicating.

You can imagine my regrets when I see an intelligent hardworking lady doctor outside.

Secondly, she doesn't want to work or even study to improve herself.

I am not poor by any means. I am a software developer. I earn about N4 million monthly.

But my wife is only happy selling ZOBO and kwulikwuli. Even at that she is not serious with it. Imagine this year she has not even started selling anything. January has passed.

I've told her to learn and IT skills. She says No.

Told her learn nursing, she said No

I did international passport for me, her and our 3 kids. She just came up and said she won't like to travel abroad. Her fears is that women there are likely going to be working on jobs.

Ok. Madam lets open Boutique for you - she no get the energy to run boutique.

Oya learn driving and be taking the kids to school - it is taking her almost 3 years to learn. Today she will drive, tomorrow she will forget it.

Oya madam go back to school and complete your education. She no want.

Every quarrel, she will threaten to commit suicide (informing random relations of mine to take care good of her children if anything happens to her) and accuse me of not seeing any value in her. Madam which value? You don't want to improve yourself and you now cry that I am improving.

She wants this and that and I spend so much. How can a man be spending more than 3 million every month? She want chop chop chop.

Since I met her, I have overworked myself.

Story long..

Sometimes, I always feel like quitting this marriage. But being a Christian, I feel trapped in this better for worse journey.

If only Madam can develop herself. I wish she can be just willing to learn or pursue knowledge. Let her drop this laziness about self-development and littleness mindset thing. Kai. No ambition. No dreams. I wish she can just have dreams for once in her life. And be a lover of wisdom.

I plan to go far in this life. But its difficult to do so when you're unequally yoked with an unambitious partner.

Only God can save my marriage at this rate things are going

Na your wife you dey embarrass like this in front of strangers who don't give a F about your life?

Wow

galantjoe:
That is why local herbalist treat snake, dog and other venomous bites very well. She must have relied on conventional medicine to treat the snake bite. But hospitals don't have anti venom,

When a dog bite my daughter I took her to health centre they directed us to a local herbalist who treated her.

She relied on oyibo medicine forgetting her root,

May her soul rest in peace

When did the dog bite your daughter?
Was it rabies infected dog?

I'm asking because rabies incubation time could be as long as 10 months.

Once there's symptoms, is already too late.

Babatundehy:
I'm almost always on the side of our hospitals not properly funded and equipped, this is definitely the reason many Nigerians who read the news will quickly believe the hospital lacked the necessary provisions to save her, I read she drove herself to the hospital, what I know is that bite victims should limit movement to near zero, and that tying a cloth doesn't help, these could have made the spread faster.
Very unfortunate, would have been better if rapid response was possible by just dialling a number, but we still don't have such provisions in Nigeria, she did her best, but then sometimes that's not enough, may the universe not let us be unfortunate, if we must be unfortunate, let it be the kind whose tales we live to tell.

She drove herself? Omo!

A bite victim is not supposed to move at all, like movement or any activities should be zero or close to zero.

buttlover:
Ordinary snake bite una no fit handle. No wonder Tinubu and late Buhari is always on flight to foreign country at any given health symptoms. They don't believe their own health sector.

You dey call snake bite "Ordinary"? Something that can kill you as fast as 15 minutes depending on type of snake?

Nigeria hospital na trash, but no call snake Ordinary. It's the same thing as car crash

StillDtruth:
We know him as the devil because he became the evil exactly as female Adam (good) is more known by the name of Eve because she became bad.

And if you prefer dealing with hoping on bad people turning good, we have not seen you prove it by your marrying and loving an olosho

I rather marry an olosho that I'm aware is an olosho, than to marry an angel that will turn into olosho

LegendHero:
If you did treatment then you have access to water. So how does that contradict the statistics?

This is how they define it as per NDHS report source.

Lagos should not be on that list if we're truthful to ourselves.

For Southwest I give it to Ogun and Ondo state follows by Ekiti

SmartPolician:
This data is misleading. I'm sure the person who put it together has never been to Lagos, a state where getting clean water through boreholes is extremely hard. It's even shocking that Lagos is the first.

Immediately I saw Lagos I lost interest...

Even borehole aren't drinkable no matter how you treat it.

haffaze777:
Oya let's call it fake statics

Unless they're referring to pure water and table... There's no single government water system in Lagos.

StillDtruth:
She was good before she got converted and became a downfall

Devil was good too 😂

I think it's better we're giving bad people who turned good, instead of good people who turned bad... 99.9% of earth problems would have been solved

If woman God directly by himself gave to Adam was the downfall of Adam... Who are you not to fall by a woman?


Anyways, all women are fall all men, no one was made for anyone. Everyone was made for everyone

Ofunaofu:
....and there’s a cameraman standing by to capture the embarrassing moment.

In this content era, we can’t tell what’s real or scripted anymore

This one is obviously scripted by the 2 females. Boyfriend is the paid actor, you can see how confused he is.

iLoveYouToo:
The boy sef no serious, he’s more concerned about looking right before the alleged EX.

Saving his extra meal... You get it 😂

deji17:
No surprise here as their first lady is fond of slapping their President, Macron.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCyGxbDVckA?si=HiuoOa5WmYVZn0fH

Slapping a whole president in public when there media cams everywhere? What disgrace could be worse than that? Number one person of the country being slapped in public by his wife.

African women know their boundaries, that would have been her last day in his home

To check all those things could cost 500k-1m

Can an average Nigerian afford such?

The only thing I check regularly is my BP and sugar level (every 2 weeks or a month)

Kidney function, twice a year, HIV and hepatitis twice a year

Is the position of an Emir a political appointment?

TonyeBarcanista:
You just displayed your understanding!

Every serious contender in politics do influence performance in elections where they are not candidates. Their candidates may win or not win, but the performance is never terrible.

Think of Trump (GOP), Obama (Dems), Bubari (ANPP/CPC/APC), Asiwaju (AD, AC, ACN, APC), Wike (PDP/APC) etc. This is common politics

Obidients are not headless and mindless chickens that follows whoever Peter Obi Campaigns for.... Like you guys are.

That's the clear difference

Hedonisco:
This is kindergarten analysis. If you understand the demography of Peter Obi's support base, you wouldn't engage in such puerile postulation.

If Peter Obi is not on the ballot, then obidients are not interested. His political currency is not transferable.

You wont leave those APC zone-bs to wallow?

Look at his analysis as if Obi was on the ballot.. Obidient movement is all about individual, not Party.

Just because Obi campaign for someone doesn't mean Obidient will automatically vote for that person. That's what makes Obidient different from others who act like headless 🐔

fuckJones:
Federal government present

If y'all don't know that's way to push his campaign funds to Kano y'all are dreaming.

50% of the funds is going for election, 10% will be looted, another 10% for the project kick off before abandonment.

Sirmwill:
The clay soil on her face makes her look like one of these 😂

Just looking at the makeup and wondering if they don't have mirrors at home

Kukutente23:
It was a really tragic Sunday evening. I remember I was in church then
The explosion shook everywhere
Even we on the island were confused at what was going on as we kept hearing loud, earth shaking blasts
It was later in the night we got to know what really happened

Lagos na really small state... Any blast is always heard and felt in the entired Lagos.

I fear in times of war, a hit in Lagos could be the highest war disaster in human kind.

Globad:
Only in Uyo or the whole of Akwa Ibom?

All the local government

QuinQQ:
Parts of Lagos are very clean. You people only think of Makoko

Na the part... VI? BI? Ikoyi abi na lekki? All with smelling gutters

rapcy:
I've not been to lagos. But that Anambra own, i know it's a big lie. And since you're complaining of Lagos, it means the list is incorrect

Lagos state has no business being in the list, everywhere is littered with shxt and dirty... There's no single clean gutter in the entire Lagos. Even if it's commissioned today, by next week the gutter is littered with dirt and shxt