₦airaland Forum

muyico:
Hard work , havoc work, I no get that muscle, only heavy objects I'm holding here is 10kg

Not necessarily hard work... Mostly Sim folks.

I no dey do hard work, but I'm veiny.

Meaning she was overfeeding herself.... No wahala character

dettolgel:
Russia won't dare to move theirs anywhere close to the US

The way you guys underate countries it's funny.

Both of them can move their subs close to each other, but none of them will have the balls to initiate first strike.

US can't risk a war with Russia, neither can Russia risk a war with US.

It won't end well for both of them

Women! She knows should will suffer divorce in the future. Marrying a second woman doesn't change a man, unless the first was the issue... Novelty will fade away with time and reality will kick in.

guobe:
He said he didn't borrow money and he is having a negative transaction history.
This is my first time of seeing such a transaction history.

That's advanced salary loan from GTB... Your padi did clicked and he was credited... Perhaps he thought it was free money.

Once it's due he'll have negative balance if there was no money in his account.

Let me check how I can get get there safely... I love nature

Let me try out the site, I have some unfinished business with some scammers

Zionmdde:
It's sad when my brothers cannot respect the wishes of their hosts
If Ghanaians says they don't want any Eze ndigbo, then respect them and disband the whole thing, apologize and continue to live peacefully

Sincerely in most cases we are the cause of our dilemma in other people's land

But how do one go to a foreign land as a foreigner and established kingship?? You can only be king in your father's land.

Doesn't make no sense

Kanixt:
Why food stuff tax dey on it? Why?
They want us to be fasting while they're are feasting.

Taxing food, education, medical supplies, but exempting weapons shows we are not serious nation.

The most important thing they shouldn't have taxed is education and medical supplies

Let me reason the forty characters I'm going to type for this simple question.

I will play God by not helping any of them even when I have the power to do so. Let them use their natural brain to sit on the floor or let natural selection take its course.

Kalulu44:
So the ones FBI in America sometimes posted are what

FBI posted the dead body of decease? Refer me to a link

Kalulu44:
Where are those people who always say it's not good to post dead people's picture, that the family will feel one kind. How are they going to identify this woman now if her picture wasn't taken. And if the family finally identify her will it stop the picture not being in the internet again.
RIP to the woman jare

There's no functioning country where decease are posted online.

If Nigeria was a functioning country database, she'll be identified by the authorities in less than an hour.

ismart:
they are paid to attack Obi. This is the only place they find solace. they can no longer try this in an open place like twitter.

There are some comments I read and I wondered if they're birth humans or they're bots

geoworldedu:
Is it that when people see Elephants coming, they can't run faster away from it or enter somewhere narrow for Elephant to pass through? The kind of Adrenaline that will be at play at the sight of an Elephant ehn, na only lion or cheetah go fit manage touch the hem of my garment.

RIP to the farmer.

Lol, you can't outrun elephant or hippo as human... Don't let the size deceive you.
Climbing tree won't save you either, they'll uproot the tree, unless a very huge tree

TimeManager:
The First lady doesn't have time for shenanigans, yet she donates generously. She has foundations where she gives back to young girls, women and the vulnerable.
Someone goes about with a camera while donating N10million but a woman donates billions silently without generating any political noise or attention. Her Renewed Hope Initiative gives out donations to all the 36 states of the country, she doesn't do it personally, she handed the money to the First Ladies of the 36 states for distribution. The Jagaban family have no time for needless attention seeking and pettiness. Like Wike says, if e didn't dey, e didn't dey.

-Kiss the truth!

Obi donated, she donated... How much has your father ever donated to anyone on your street?

Kiss the truth

Slytiger:
Plus. His bribery of the masses via dodgy donations does not in anyway help his cause in becoming the president.

He did the same was he was desperate in becoming a Minister in GEJ's administration. He still failed despite his cash and car gifts.

Y'all are pathetic... Extremely pathetic.

illicit:
Stammering is a communicable thing, not exactly hereditary....

He just emulates you, maybe you should let him stay with another family where nobody stutters

Stammering communicable? 😂 Una funny for this Nairaland.

Stammering is purely hereditary disability that can be corrected with a good speech therapist.

Let me think of what 40 characters I can give seun to make him happy.

Coming into the world without mom is already a disaster for you... If the baby themselves can choose, they will choose not be saved.


If we were consulted before coming to this world, 90% of us wouldn't choose to come.

Nothing in this world is worth us coming.
Men created money to comfort themselves from reality.

Vinnie2000:
OP,
Please differentiate between Invincible and Invisible.

Which do you mean,

bcus the picx u posted is saying invisible.

For Invisible, I will enter Aso Rock and give a Hard Blow to Tinimbu's blockus.
So that he can feel the pains Nigerians are passing thru.

Hard blow abi kpai dey werey and put smiles on millions of people face the next day when announcement is made

YeyeGbami:
2 Airports inside this Lagos, okay laa make we dey obs.

Nigeria government are just focusing everything on Lagos, the smallest state in the whole of country. In 50 years time, the population will explode and it'll becomes a disaster

IbnB:
Not even his dad is worth a billion dollars, he's talking rubbish

Aswear... E wan tell us sey him papa na trillionaire?

MrIcredible:
Na so billion dollars easy so?

Dey der dey brag mumu brag

How much your papa even get?

Dude doesn't know a billion dollar is a trillion+ naira.

Him papa worth 1 trillion?

Brahamimo:
As long as you're remembering friends and families, God will continue to bless and replenish you. Life isn't easy on the orphans

Amen 🙏 🙏 🙏

40 more characters needed for simple question that requires one line of answer?

6k per day on food
30k internet
15k NEPA bill
5k airtime
20-50k as gift to friends and family.

That's 250-280k

Only human of all animals thinks sex is something special or sacred.


Nature grant all animals/living creatures sex for procreation, no deal or any sacred shxt attached.

Sex doesn't bring you good luck or bad luck, sex only brings you babies.
Sex related diseases are all men creation in the lap to manage population.

Nothing as pre-marital or extra-marital sex. Sex is sex and you're ready to have once your natural biological sexual clock has ticked.

Waist beads waist beads needs 15 more characters

123readygo:
I promised someone 100k today but things didn’t go as planned for me and I sent 50k.
The only response I got was, ‘thank you’.
Me no send anything again because I wanted to give more later

Person sey make I loan am 50k, I tell am I no dey lend people money because na story go end. Only thing I fit do na to dash 25k, make e hustle dey remaining.

I send am 25k, e no even acknowledge or say thank you... I no ask am anything, a week later I ask am e say e see am.... Na dey last conversation I get with am be that

Factcheck0001:
guy

It is real, that is the reality.

Life is more spiritual than what many of u see on social media, when it comes to celestial n cherubim oga no b joke.

If na dem run matter for u to bless your hustle, if dem Dey do auction for candle u better rush buy am if not u will lose all the money their blessings gave u.

This is not nollywood film but reality of spirituality.

I get guy wey dey run celestial church parole, he gives his prophet 20% of whatever he makes without being greedy.

The day we run level n he collect 4m, na for my eye e do 800k straight to d prophet.

Many of u don't know anything

Na una type be the gullible dem dey feast on... Spiritual my blakazz.

Why dem no run am for demsef? Make una dey jonz

SeeWahala:
No it actually thought I was a thief or something because that flight it was making was a usual route for it and all the times it had been flying over our roof it had never come across a human bent down low hiding on that roof so seeing me that very day was something new and unusual for it.

That's why it was warning ⚠️ everyone and everything around of my presence there. Assuming I had a weapon or maybe stones or a catapult I would have dealt with it but alas I only had my hands and I couldn't scream and shout at it because it would also give away my position the straw that broke the camels back was when they became 5 in number dive-bombing me repeatedly

That bird just messed me up that day and worse it a spoiled my perfectly good hiding spot forever and I couldn't dodge there anymore because that's the first place my people will go to search for me whenever I did something bad and was missing

Very terrible birds

😂 🤣 Glad there was no weapon with you that day, because if you had harmed it... Your problem would had multiple for long time 🤣

SeeWahala:
Ahhh this bird

We call it Pastor Bird in my village because of its white patch around its neck.
I believe it's a local version of Crow or maybe Raven I don't know but truly that bird is very intelligent.

TRUE STORY

There was a time I did something very bad at home and needed to dodge from my daddy for the day, it was a Saturday and since I couldn't escape out the front door through the gate I decided to climb the manhole and go to the rooftop where we keep our water (geepee) tank.

I sneaked up there without any of my siblings knowing as I didn't want anybody 'kobalizing' me , I got up on the platform where the tank was and proceeded to hide there till the family thought I had escaped out the compound one way or the other.

I hadn't stayed there for up to 30mins before one of these pastor birds was flying overhead and spotted me and began making very loud 'Caw - Caw - Caw' sounds . . . It was pissing me off because it just kept circling overhead and making the noises. I will wave my hands wildly at it to shoo it off and it will fly to a neighbors roof and perch. When I bent back down to hide it will fly over me again and start making its 'Caw - Caw - Caw' noise and I will start looking for how to pursue it away again by flailing my hands wildly.

This went on back and forth for like 1 hours and then it flew away and I was Happy thinking it had gone for good . . . Only for it to return in another 10mins with 4 of its buddies

Let's just say, my dad later caught me on top the roof and brought me down and gave me the beating of my life that day.

Funny thing is, for one week after that day these same birds were always coming to my compound to check on me to see if I was available for another round of whatever 'play' they thought I was playing with them

Very bad and stubborn things 😔

He actually thought you were in danger, maybe trap and needed help. It was calling for help for you

Haydens:
I'm not sure if I will even marry because what girls nowadays are doing, they don't even worth dating how much more marriage.

I'll find like 3 different girl pregnant them, then settle them once my children are born. I'll be happy and eager to train my children by myself only without sharing it with anyone. I can't even trust children with girls.

3 kids from different... Nice path you're setting for them 🤦‍♂️

shivisee:
The governor has done nothing wrong, we just have some set of disgruntled losers that are not happy with people in government !

Some of una ehn... I shook my head in disbelief when I read some trash una dey write.

When you become victim tomorrow, I hope you'll make same statement.