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Politics › Re: DSS Arraigns Omoyele Sowore Over Anti-Tinubu Post by Offpoint1: 11:48am On Sep 30, 2025
Ignoring somethings is better than feeding it exactly what it wants.

In Eminem voice "You mention me, millions of views, attention in news
I mention you, lose-lose for me, win-win for you
Billions of views"
Celebrities › Re: “I Used To Live In A Hut” – Skales Opens Up On His Humble Beginnings by Offpoint1: 9:27am On Sep 26, 2025
Everyone with pitiable story as long as you are a Nigerian.

Me too! We were so broke I couldn't breath. My dad couldn't afford pride price so they loan him my mom.

We were so broke my mom couldn't afford to give birth today me, so a free magician invisibly pulled me out of mom's womb.

Nansense, every average Nigerian go wan claim poor, even those who ate 10x a day then.

Y'all don't know what being poor.
Health › Re: Why The Umbilical Cord Wraps Around A Baby's Neck (Photo) by Offpoint1: 5:26pm On Sep 21, 2025
Since they don't breath I don't think they're in any danger
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Wants To Return To Afghanistan, Trump Says by Offpoint1: 11:16am On Sep 19, 2025
Esthered:
What does he want to achieve on their soil?

I'm yet to understand why US has presence in some countries military bases.
To have easy access to strike other countries in time of conflict
Health › Re: Ibrahiem Bala Creates Anti-Sleep Glasses To Prevent Road Accidents by Offpoint1: 7:56pm On Sep 17, 2025
NeoWanZaeed:
Hopefully it won't be giving alerts while blinking
From the video it's obviously triggering alarm when he blinks.

That will likely be fixed... Alarm should be triggered if eyes are closed for a second
Politics › Re: Why I Turned Down 500K Cedis Offer To Move To Ghana – Streamer Peller by Offpoint1: 12:03pm On Sep 16, 2025
I will take break from Nairaland if there are nothing important to post or read anymore.

He said "Faith and Honesty" he has for Nigeria... Trying wrap my head what that means.
Food › Re: Please, Come & Get The Food, It’s A Lot & I Can’t Waste It - Hilda Baci by Offpoint1: 10:48pm On Sep 14, 2025
I hear say dey rice no sweet... Package am go beggers
Family › Re: I've Got A Fearless Daughter – How Do People Do This Gentle Parenting Thing? by Offpoint1: 9:40am On Sep 14, 2025
OfficialP:
Whatever you do, nurture that fearlessness into teenage years..it will be challenging, but the rewards is enormous
Kids is ignorant... Or should use a more soothing word "innocent"... And not fearless.

She's never been clawed by that cat hence the cat is harmless to her and she's ain't scared.

If she got clawed by that cat, her interaction with the cat will change. She know it could cost her harm.

You'll see a child crawled directing to a lit candle to play with it... That kid isn't fearless, rather ignorant. Once she/he got burned, they won't go near candle light.

If they got burned and still crawled to it, you can call that fearless.
Family › Re: I've Got A Fearless Daughter – How Do People Do This Gentle Parenting Thing? by Offpoint1: 9:22am On Sep 14, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
Parenting is fun! It’s a novel.

If you really want to come to terms that’s it’s normal, ask your parents how you behaved as a kid and you will be amazed they took after you.

One of my aunt said to me mum in my presence that, “Is this not that boy that was still sucking breast at 4 years old”, and my mum confirmed that’s him.

I looked at myself and felt embarrassed. It was like I was asking myself how possible is that. How could I have have done that.

Parenting is fun dude. Make sure you record some moment. Those kids might try to deny when you tell them.
My prayer was my kids to be like me, but never to take one part of me "hardened heart"

I was a kid that wasn't scare of cane or any form of punishment. If I said "I'm not doing this thing or leaving this place" beat now till eternity I'm not going to do it.
Normal kids when a parent is coming with a cane they'll run, for me I'm going stand there and let you do your worse.

I hated that part of me, now my child has taken that exact trait.
Celebrities › Re: Phyna’s Sister, Ruth Otabor Buried In Ogun After Tragic Accident by Offpoint1: 9:04am On Sep 14, 2025
Legendguy:
You can spot the difference.

When leaving lagos to Ogun State, there's a remarkable difference.
If lagos road is tiled and near as you enter Ogun state the road will be dirty and filthy and untiled or potholes
😂 Ogun state road no dey hide, once you enter Sango the difference start starring at you.
Food › Re: Hilda Baci’s Gigantic Jollof Pot Collapses During Guinness World Record Attempt by Offpoint1: 8:51am On Sep 14, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
This is the result of everyone going into white collar jobs and ignoring technical skills such as welding and steel processing.

Thereby leaving quacks and old skilled welders to be controlling the market.
If more youths would shun white collar and venture into welding metal forging we will create high quality products.

If that pot was made in USA trust me it won't break. They manufacture things with durability in mind.
Over here they just want money
They don't care about durability of product
Just give me money that's all they want undecided

That's why so many sub standard goods everywhere
They calculated size without calculating weight of water, ingredients, rice, final weight if all went through heat and rises, how the durability of the material in its cold and hot temperatures.... None of these was put into consideration. I believe it was "how big it'll be to contain 20 bags of rice" was only what they calculated.
Food › Re: Hilda Baci’s Gigantic Jollof Pot Collapses During Guinness World Record Attempt by Offpoint1: 8:45am On Sep 14, 2025
Mblingz:
Village people at work, that is why you should stand strong if you want to achieve greatness atimes..
That's what differential white from the black.

It's simply a wrong math, simple physics.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: What Do I Do With These DI Printing Machines From The US? Advise Needed by Offpoint1: 10:48pm On Sep 12, 2025
foodlum:
I can now see how sensible your suggestion is to sell some of the printers and channel the proceeds towards the purchase of other types of printing business machines.

Regarding renting an office, which location characteristics should one look for in the consideration of where to site the office?
Best.....
Location should be a Go-To area for printing, like printing hub.

Alternatively, an area where there's no existing printing press.
And area could be area where no printing
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: What Do I Do With These DI Printing Machines From The US? Advise Needed by Offpoint1:
foodlum:
-The printing machines you recommended buying, what machines are they exactly?
-The 5 machines you recommend selling, what kind of prices do they command in the Nigerian market?
Printing is extremely wide, even if you have 200m you can't purchase all printing machines. Printing business is a collaborative business (only those in it will understand this statement)

The most important machine to own for a starter are:

1. DI machine (you have this already)

2. Large format machine (Large format are in 2 types: a single large format machine or 2-in-1 large format. The 2in1 does printing and cutting, useful for stickers, but very expensive.)

3. Plotter cutter (You only need this if you go for the single large format)

4. Heat press

5. Laminating machine

6. Cutting machine (this is use in cutting papers)

These 6 are Primary machines you need for starters.

Other machines such as DTF, sublimation, lasers, Borderless, screen print etc can come in later.

As per the secondhand value of those 5 machines, I will like you search for that online yourself for transparency purpose. Google or jiji will give insight
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: What Do I Do With These DI Printing Machines From The US? Advise Needed by Offpoint1: 7:29pm On Sep 11, 2025
foodlum:
Interesting.....
What experience do you have in this industry?
10 years experience in graphics design and 5 years of experience in printing industry.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Charlie Kirk’s Killing Shakes America: Obama Denounces ‘despicable’ Act by Offpoint1: 2:33pm On Sep 11, 2025
Bigchris01:
You speak as if you don’t understand that the world has evolved pass the stage of invading any country by using infantry or artillery, Russia won’t send his soldiers to go invade countries they will only send drone strikes to hit it target 🎯, just Dey play the world don develop pass that stage 😂🤣😂
Yeah! The Ukraine Russian war, no Russians soldier in Ukraine 🤦‍♀️
Foreign Affairs › Re: Charlie Kirk’s Killing Shakes America: Obama Denounces ‘despicable’ Act by Offpoint1: 8:23am On Sep 11, 2025
dominique:
Three are thousands of unsolved murders and cold cases in America. If this shooter used a snipers pistol that can be fired hundreds of feet away and away from surveillance cameras, I don't think it will be that easy catching him
Watched a crime documentary where a guy murdered people in his 30s... He was arrested in his 80s with the help of advancement in technology, that was like 40 years after.

If America is on your matter, doesn't matter how long it takes... You can't escape it.

As it stands, this is not the kind of crime they'll quickly close the investigation.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Charlie Kirk’s Killing Shakes America: Obama Denounces ‘despicable’ Act by Offpoint1: 8:15am On Sep 11, 2025
Bigchris01:
You can’t allow people to possess firearms like stick sweet and expect peace in your country, the assassination is trending because the guy is a public figure and activist what about the regular killings occurring everyday in the US, strip them of their firearms and make it illegal to have one that’s the only way crime rate most especially gun violence can reduce
America arms her citizen with ridiculous motive behind door. At the front door they claimed it's for "self defense".... Why the truth is America arms her citizens because they want the citizens to help them fact war if there's a ground invasion of the country.

Arming the whole citizens means no country will want to invade America.
Travel › Re: How Lagos-calabar Coastal Road Is Protected From Ocean Surge by Offpoint1: 8:06am On Sep 11, 2025
maiunguwar:
The idea is just to complete the Lagos segment any future government can abandone it for all they care
If that's the idea, why not tell the people? How will you explain to people you charged for 50 clothes and end up delivering just one clothe?
Education › Re: Abia Bans Graduation Ceremonies For Nursery, Primary Pupils by Offpoint1: 3:46pm On Sep 10, 2025
BATified2023:
This was what I was telling my wife the other day, it's just pure extortion.

How can u tell a parent to pay 50k for a child going from nursery 2 to primary
Na 40k I said for a child going to nursery 1...
E no funny
Family › Re: Leave My House - 21yr Old Girl Taking Care Of Her Siblings Chase Them Out (vid) by Offpoint1: 9:54am On Sep 10, 2025
TKVick:
I just watched the video and what I can deduce from it is:
1. For three of her siblings to be against her, means the fault is from the girl recording the video.
2. The younger brother comment "money that is not your own" means that it's not the girl that really owns the money she is using to oppress her siblings.
I don't know what is the essence of recording this video, for inside family issue that can just be resolved.
All this girls sef small money Don enter hand,now they are feeling like God, something men Dey do on a steady we nor Dey see am for social media😕😟
Last born no dey hide secret... He know say na one man dey sponsor her. 😂
Agriculture › Re: What's The Real Name Of This Fruit? by Offpoint1: 9:19am On Sep 10, 2025
Nazgul:
Almond fruit.

I used to eat it during my secondary school days we had the tree in my school.

Suprisingly it's the only fruit I know of that isn't sold in the market.
To sell that in the market you'll need a fridge, that fruit barely last 48 hours once plucked.
Phones › Re: Apple Unveils iPhone Air - With A Breakthrough Design by Offpoint1: 9:02am On Sep 10, 2025
ridwintin89:
See us,from three camera to one camera.

We keep deceiving ourselves.

Little upgrade more money
Next upgrade will be to add one camera to this, another upgrade again is to make it 3 cameras 😂 the circle continues
Politics › Re: Police Spent ₦22 Million On 85 Cartons Of Cracker Biscuits For Personnel by Offpoint1: 8:57am On Sep 10, 2025
muyico:
Seems likes imported biscuits, give us the name cracker ,which brand of the cracker
Are you police officer? Cause either you didn't complete reading the text or you're one of them
Travel › Re: How Lagos-calabar Coastal Road Is Protected From Ocean Surge by Offpoint1: 8:34am On Sep 10, 2025
grin lol when nature wants to do her things humans "protection" is useless.

Best you let nature be.



As for the road, it'll take 50-100 years to be completed as far as Nigeria is concerned.

If you've ever traveled by the road from Lagos to Calabar you'll understand what I'm talking about... If you've not, you won't understand the distance in reality.

Tinubu can't complete it, whoever is coming next won't bother with continuity.

If Tinubu is serious, let construction starts in every state the road will connect, that's the only way this can be completed within 5-10 years.
Politics › Re: When Akwa Ibom Invested $96m In The Godswill Akpabio Stadium Back In 2014(pix) by Offpoint1: 8:29am On Sep 10, 2025
If you want criticize Obi come out direct, no dey hide behind stadium.

So Obi didn't built anything during his tenure... He only saved money right?
Sports › Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 9th Sept 2025 by Offpoint1: 8:22am On Sep 10, 2025
latuntop:
That Nigerian young defender is fabulous. He was phenomenal in this game. I think this Tolu Arokodare is overrated, he is not sharp enough.
Maybe I don't know how to watch ball though...

It is better they don't go, imagine what Spain would do with this current eagles.....
I wonder when African will ever make it to WC final or even win it.

It very pathetic.
Crime › Re: Man Caught Groping A Woman In Public Bus (Video) by Offpoint1: 8:04am On Sep 07, 2025
richiemcgold:
The statement 'I'm sorry my dear' has already given him out as guilty of this accusation. This is no doubt a sexual assault which could turn out to be a serious offence. But he's lucky this happened in naija
Man F-Up by admitting on camera. Since there was no video of him doing so, e for drag with her.

E don public ruin his life
Family › Re: Sex Is Sweet, But Responsibility Is Sweeter -A True Story I Witnessed by Offpoint1: 12:15am On Sep 07, 2025
ask4bk:
It's not a necessity. The drive is natural but satisfying it isn't a necessity.
It is well documented of people dying for not drinking water, not eating or not breathing. We all know those.
But for millions of years of earth existence, it has never been documented that one person... I mean, one single person has died for not having sex or satisfying the urge.

Rather it has been well documented of humans in history who have lived all their lives as pure virgins. In fact, many people.

So it's not a necessity. Only the urge is natural to everyone
It's not a necessity? Let the entire earth stop it... You'll understand what necessity means.
Family › Re: Sex Is Sweet, But Responsibility Is Sweeter -A True Story I Witnessed by Offpoint1: 9:27am On Sep 06, 2025
Have your sex, use your Fxxking protection or calender if ya nigga-raw.

Sex is a necessity as food or air is, don't let nobody tell you otherwise.


Like every other thing, USE YOUR HEAD.

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