₦airaland Forum

80 years still dey finf love? How? What was she doing in her younger years?

😂 But I read few days ago that Tinubu has fixed the economy and revenue for the year has already been met Nigeria no longer take loans? Funny government

ZombieDredd:
You don't need to have a scratch before dying in an accident na

The internal bleeding is worse than outer wounds and broken bones.

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind...

Forty characters my azs

foodlum:
I just sent 11 big printers from the US to Nigeria. They are 5 year old machines, rarely used by the government agency I bought them from in the US.

This is the list of machines and their model numbers:

7 units Sharp MX 6071 printers
1 unit Ricoh MP C4503 printer
2 units Sharp MX-6240N DI printers
1 unit Sharp MX-8090N DI printer

-Does anyone know anything about these machines?
-What business can be done with them?

Let's talk business deals...

Sell of 5 of the machines, use the money to get other printing machines,register the company, rent an office and we kick off a printing company.

If you're interested! Let's create a future together

GanagiBitrus:
There is always a scientific /natural explanation to such happenings, if you research well enough.

Doesn't need any research, that's like years of raining getting through the tree through an opening and got trap inside the tree.

We have same tree in my villa

It's gonna be an interesting read, so let me finish reading.

I'm done reading, didn't understand anything I read.

FactBoyz:
So after all the initially gragra and all the mouth making coupled with the victims who are now dead he ended in prison

Within a year he has been sentence, that shows a serious country. Kanu till date Nigeria government is yet to sentence or release him.

heracles1:
most of this stories wallahi are fake. majority of Nigerian families dont even need any DNA if a child is your you must see a sign before thinking of wasting money for dna

People wasting money on DNA test, when the job of your gene/DNA is to make sure your kids come out looking like you or carries your family features.

If you have a kid and they don't have a single of character feature or physical feature, no such kid is not yours.

DoWhatThouWilt:
Let me guess, you are also a GMO supporter.




Please whenever bill gates brings any of his vaccine to nigeria pack yourself and your entire family to take it.

polio vaccines you took, who do you think fund it?

adebayo201:
This is not encouraging if you ask me. Like how can Lagos has two! Like... Who are these two people? Otedola and...

Forget it! Nigerians are just loud... Except for Dangote, I doubt any Nigeria is billionaire in $. We are just loud as people.

Abaziaka:
This is Iquita general hospital in Oron local government area

Yeah! You're right

NtoAkwaIbom:
lols, weytin Cary U come my domot

na town I dey jazz in and out on a weekly basis for business

Enter go run one or two... I still dey there sef, but I move this weekend

femi4:
9.30 its still early. Ikorodu traffic is a joke to you.

Let them resume by 11

There are times people even turn back after 5hrs on the road and they're still far from office

Only in lagos... the travelling time is more than the working time

There's no need putting work at 11am, instead of that they should make it work from home

femi4:
That resumption time is key....Lagos traffic is crazy

Put resumption at 11am who go late go still late.

My formal job's resumes by 9:30 and closes by 4pm... I've always been to the office before 7am.... Yet I still have colleagues that came an hour late almost weekly.

PlayerMeji:
God bless you!

In this hot climate, some people will now wear suits, all in the name of looking corporate...

How does wearing something that belongs to another culture make you look corporate where you can wear your native and look okay.

The way I hate corporate dress ehn... Where I worked last I was the only one who doesn't wear corporate wears. My MD complain tire, HR too.

Feelsgood:
Yeah... they take cleanliness seriously, even in their living environs. That hospital up there is Immanuel General Hospital Eket.

No, GH Oron.

Everywhere is damn clean even deep villages, na da one shock me.

NtoAkwaIbom:
na oron you dey ?

Yeah! You grab the picture

Both are relatively peaceful... No need for comparison.

When it comes to beauty cleanliness... Give it to AK.

Recently visit a general hospital in Akwa Ibom, took this picture and funny enough this is not even the capital.

Can't described Uyo cleanliness

Lol, this is a great business idea for the guys, we need to take it ASAP.

Jennifer is such a beauty, will love to send her 200k flight TF to come see me for counseling.

SmartPolician:
The only men who complain about marriage are those too broke to marry 😏 The moment a man starts making some money and he's mature, the next move is to settle down because, believe it or not, every man needs a woman and every woman needs a man.

Congratulations to Falz d Bahd Guy 👍👍

Na everything una attribute to being broke? Wizkid broke? Abi do I need to mentioned more?

Obakoolex:
Small man thinking 🤔
If you know what can happen within a year, your thinking won't be myopic.
FYI the land am going to buy is not residential... So think big please!

😂 Unless currently you're worth a billion naira, and have some already established business... Then I'll take you serious. If you're on ground zero, I will ask you to wake up to reality.

Either you invent cure for death or come up with some software a giant tech will purchase it from you... I case my rest

Obakoolex:
God go do am for me and answer your own desires too

😂 God won't do shxt... You can't be broke now and expect to buy 5b land in 5 years time.

Wealth takes time to build, unless you you magically invent cure for death, that's the only way you'll be that rich to purchase a land of 5b.

For one to buy a plot of land for 5b, such person should be worth at least 100b

DataDoc:
The other day, I did *894# to recharge my Airtel line from my First Bank account. It didn't even connect, yet, seconds later, almost 7 Naira was already deducted from my account. I think 6.94 Naira or so. They sent me the SMS, yet the reason I used the code was not achieved.

They know what they're doing.

Low-key rip thousands of people of their 7 Naira daily.

Who will I complain to that Airtel and my bank scammed me of 7 Naira?

The funny thing is the N6.95 debit sms they sent to you, they'll still charge you another N6 for the sms, that's losing N12 for one failed transaction.

Tohsynetita1:
One needs to be on bullet proof always in that country.

. That's what happens when government decides to arm over 300m citizens in the name of self-protecting or defense... Not even normal humans, but people with the highest mental disorder.

tobillionaire:
I thought Islam is older than Christianity o; good to know it's not true

How could Islam be older than Christianity when Jesus came before Mohammed?

About to stir up some folks this morning.. Meanwhile 40 characters my A.


Funny how how humans were here for more 60k years before any of these religions.

Religion was creation of man due to his inability to comprehend the complexity of life and the universe.

Humans where going wild and out of control, the only thing to put them in check was to invent religion. The earliest religion was brutal, extremely brutal. Those who don't buy the DECREE were brutally TORTURE and MURDERED this brutality will extend to your kids, family and properties. The earliest days of religion was the highest time evil was committed against humanity.

All religions stories are made up by the authorities and leads were tortured to believe it.

Religion has zero connection with the creator.

Tominix:
Clowns above me trying to save ftc spot 🤦

Anyways, who would even consider aborting a 6 month old pregnancy... It's absurd.
Good riddance sha

She embarked on suicide mission and whoever was the doctor/nurse wasn't wise to agreed to do it.

Where was she the first 2-4 weeks?

saphiere:
It wasn't done well I guess.

dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Trying to abort a 6 months pregnancy is a suicide mission. Even if abortion was legal, no will want to take such risk.

If you must abort, do it the first 2-4 weeks

Adding 4k trucks to already congested Lagos or Nigeria environment😂 why not fix train tracks?

We're killing this planet