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spiceadole:
Mom ~~~ £250/month X 8 months now + £500 for her birthday 3 months ago.


I can say I have spent at least 5 million naira on her this year.


Dad...Zero!
I don't like the man.
We don't talk ,haven't seen for years.
He benefits indirectly from mom

Thank God you be man... Whatever goes up most come down

Selling out my Samsung A23:

4gb RAM, 128GB storage and 5G network (look out for the full spec online)

In perfect working conditions.
Reasons for sales: I'm upgrading to a new phone.


Price: 160k, negotiable.

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Love800:
Can you rewrite this pls. Am interested in it but find it hard to comprehend your comment.

The comment is simple enough. Maybe I should break it down Pidgin.

Any online/offline job wey no be person recommend you or connect you to... No loose guard, shine your eyes.

Any job that's not on recommendations, or connection.... Keep your guide 100% active.

meum:
Treat water & make available portable pipe borne water to people’s houses/offices. That is what a responsible government should do. Lekki residents & by extension Lagos residents have no business providing a basic amenity like water to themselves because its not safe

I wondered why no single state in Nigeria have this.

In early 2000s down to 2010 or so, there used to pipe water running into many homes or a point.

Don't know what happened to Nigeria Water Cooperation.

Natbrowny:
I'll see this movie but not now that its trending.

That's my style

I hate watching movies when the hype is high... I watched 3-5 years later.

Yet to see Squid game... Game of thrones na this year I just finish.

African a struggling continent from poor leaders, don't have time and can't afford all these SM.

Rent itself it's not the problem... The useless extra fees added by agents makes it almost impossible for struggling folks to be able to afford rent.

Scrap those fees and introduce two options of yearly or monthly rent payment.... And watch most people off the street or squatting.

One can easily take out 20k from salary to pay a monthly rent... But it's difficult for one to save 240k + the useless extra fees in a year to pay rent.

Maybe God should just make Nigerian Christians deaf and dumb every Sunday... The noises is killing

simplelad:
He's qualified for any role in Hollywood. He has the accent, body structure huge and tall wise. He has all what Hollywood wants in an actor.

Hollywood doesn't have any specific "body" structure. Hollywood is not like Nollywood that fits one character to a particular role in all movies. Unless they want to fit into specific action niche.

Nobody mutilate their bodies than Nollywood lead actors.

Love gone wrong, love gone wrong doesn't need 40 characters.

Those who are emotionally weak should stay off anything that has to do with relationships.

Relationship isn't for weakminds

Justiceleague1:
Omoh,that mile2 axis na wa!!!
All the way from mile2 down to Liverpool,e gba mi, Oloun,haaaaa!!!!!?

It topping number 1 is for a reason, didn't even doubt.

Road that was just recently rebuilt... It wasn't upto 2 months before they filled up the whole gutters with trash and poops.

It was even 10000x worse before renovation, soakaway smells better than that road.


As for the boundary on the list, that could be before... There's been serious changes for the past 2 years. You only see dirty of wastage management vehicle didn't show up for days.

OKKO:
I saw 2 breweries
So brewery is not really a waste after all.
In this life, pray make your enemies no be your own brother (s).

The list is full of food, telcos and banks.... No single tech.

mikeapollo:
This woman was telling some people a few months ago that she and her husband did not have money and someone had to lend them money.
This is the fourth or fifth time she has donated N1billion within the last 2 years alone.
Where does she get the money from?

We all know it's Lagosians money.

joeyswift:
Someone should let that nigga know that 142k in a state like adamawa is fair because I am guessing he doesnt have responsibilities and may be enjoying free rent. Let him move to abj,lagos or ph after nysc, that is when he will wake up.

Lol 😂 142k in Lagos go vanish in a week or max of 2 weeks.

jmoore:
Kidnapping is one of the easiest crimes, that's why most criminals are diversifying into it. It is so easy that some people kidnap themselves.

To solve kidnapping is as easy as ABC. The ransom is the bait

Kidnapping is the easiest crime to curb... Since it requires physical cash.

Put a tiny tracker in the cash and get troops ready once hostage are released you track them and smoke them. Do this just 5 times and the rest will disappear.

muyico:
Hard work , havoc work, I no get that muscle, only heavy objects I'm holding here is 10kg

Not necessarily hard work... Mostly Sim folks.

I no dey do hard work, but I'm veiny.

Meaning she was overfeeding herself.... No wahala character

dettolgel:
Russia won't dare to move theirs anywhere close to the US

The way you guys underate countries it's funny.

Both of them can move their subs close to each other, but none of them will have the balls to initiate first strike.

US can't risk a war with Russia, neither can Russia risk a war with US.

It won't end well for both of them

Women! She knows should will suffer divorce in the future. Marrying a second woman doesn't change a man, unless the first was the issue... Novelty will fade away with time and reality will kick in.

guobe:
He said he didn't borrow money and he is having a negative transaction history.
This is my first time of seeing such a transaction history.

That's advanced salary loan from GTB... Your padi did clicked and he was credited... Perhaps he thought it was free money.

Once it's due he'll have negative balance if there was no money in his account.

Let me check how I can get get there safely... I love nature

Let me try out the site, I have some unfinished business with some scammers

Zionmdde:
It's sad when my brothers cannot respect the wishes of their hosts
If Ghanaians says they don't want any Eze ndigbo, then respect them and disband the whole thing, apologize and continue to live peacefully

Sincerely in most cases we are the cause of our dilemma in other people's land

But how do one go to a foreign land as a foreigner and established kingship?? You can only be king in your father's land.

Doesn't make no sense

Kanixt:
Why food stuff tax dey on it? Why?
They want us to be fasting while they're are feasting.

Taxing food, education, medical supplies, but exempting weapons shows we are not serious nation.

The most important thing they shouldn't have taxed is education and medical supplies

Let me reason the forty characters I'm going to type for this simple question.

I will play God by not helping any of them even when I have the power to do so. Let them use their natural brain to sit on the floor or let natural selection take its course.

Kalulu44:
So the ones FBI in America sometimes posted are what

FBI posted the dead body of decease? Refer me to a link

Kalulu44:
Where are those people who always say it's not good to post dead people's picture, that the family will feel one kind. How are they going to identify this woman now if her picture wasn't taken. And if the family finally identify her will it stop the picture not being in the internet again.
RIP to the woman jare

There's no functioning country where decease are posted online.

If Nigeria was a functioning country database, she'll be identified by the authorities in less than an hour.

ismart:
they are paid to attack Obi. This is the only place they find solace. they can no longer try this in an open place like twitter.

There are some comments I read and I wondered if they're birth humans or they're bots

geoworldedu:
Is it that when people see Elephants coming, they can't run faster away from it or enter somewhere narrow for Elephant to pass through? The kind of Adrenaline that will be at play at the sight of an Elephant ehn, na only lion or cheetah go fit manage touch the hem of my garment.

RIP to the farmer.

Lol, you can't outrun elephant or hippo as human... Don't let the size deceive you.
Climbing tree won't save you either, they'll uproot the tree, unless a very huge tree

TimeManager:
The First lady doesn't have time for shenanigans, yet she donates generously. She has foundations where she gives back to young girls, women and the vulnerable.
Someone goes about with a camera while donating N10million but a woman donates billions silently without generating any political noise or attention. Her Renewed Hope Initiative gives out donations to all the 36 states of the country, she doesn't do it personally, she handed the money to the First Ladies of the 36 states for distribution. The Jagaban family have no time for needless attention seeking and pettiness. Like Wike says, if e didn't dey, e didn't dey.

-Kiss the truth!

Obi donated, she donated... How much has your father ever donated to anyone on your street?

Kiss the truth

Slytiger:
Plus. His bribery of the masses via dodgy donations does not in anyway help his cause in becoming the president.

He did the same was he was desperate in becoming a Minister in GEJ's administration. He still failed despite his cash and car gifts.

Y'all are pathetic... Extremely pathetic.