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[quote author=peterious10 post=135660883][/quote]Insurance expires next month? I'm smelling something 😂

Krismas:
unbelieveable.
i have never seen an auto fire dis severe!
Most is usually caused by electrical or wiring problems and as soon as u
disconnect the battery and spray extinguisher on the open bonnet, that settles it.
I hope say no be skit be this?
Abi na petrol the bros dey pour ontop the bonnet instead of water?
Well condolences for the loss, cos me dont understand the matter.

Any fire incident that happens on windy day... Sope otilor.

TMB is a windy place like all water body area

planetx:
Fire brigades in Nigeria are totally useless and should be scrapped, look at when they finally showed up when the car is totally gone already.

There's no emergency response in Nigeria. They always come hour(s) late.

helinues:


Anything from 6-8pm is evening. Anything from 10pm is night. My basic understanding

You get understanding? Nothing Musa no go see for burukutu joint

Akwa Ibom and Delta na definitely Kaikai... The original kaikai.


Lagos state na all those sachet Chelsea, action bitter, gbefun and co 😂

Anambra na beer...

Northern states Zero Spend 😂 una dey ment... Na free dem dey share burukutu for North?

Wallade:
No worry, you go soon understand that the jungle you belong and those outdated customary laws are subject to the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and the International Fundamental Human Rights.

K

Humans can F sha

Wallade:
Those youths will soon terrorize your community.

Watch it, soon.

Terrorize for what has been practiced long before my father was born? Nope! It ain't happening

ErebeOcoco:
Yesterday in my community, a lady reported that her husband assaulted her.

Now in my community, slapping, attracts a fine of 50k.

Fighting attracts a fine of 100k, 24 stroke of the cane and 1 carton of beer.

Threats of any sort attracts 100k and 1carton of beer.

Back to my story, the husband was arrested and whipped 24 stroke, and was made to pay a fine of 50k and 1 carton of beer.
And afterwards was sternly warned by the youths never to lay a finger on his woman again.

He was given a bottle of beer and told to take his wife home.

Men in the house, how would you live with your wife after such humiliation?

What amused me was the type of men and youths that came out to embarrass and advised the man on how to govern his home.

Sorry no pictured is allowed when there is public beating in the community otherwise I risk 150 strokes and 200k fine.


File photo used for illustration

It's a culture at my place, the man won't do anything.

Not only husband, as a child no matter how old are you, if you dare talk back at your parents or insult them, you'll be flogged by the youth

No man on earth is capable of doing that... Nothing comes between a man and his kids.

The story is bullsheeeet

mjuvey3:
My dear brother,I'm in your shoes

I'm 37,single with no kids but I keep meeting money hungry women....Even the decent ones who comes from good homes and have high paying jobs are money hungry and entitled.

There are still few good women out there but the problem is,they don't go out much and they don't reply DMs on Social media....You can only get them through connections or if you're lucky to meet them on the road or at a particular spot like eateries,malls, church,salon,markets etc

It is well

As a man, you need to have a child in your 20s or at worse 30... E get why

Apcshit:
I don't believe this.North East should be number 1

North have the cheapest food price and most of them have farm... It's hard to see a northern who doesn't have farm

Garri for afternoon no be meal? Asking for a neighbor

lazkizz:
walahi, Jr Gong is the incarnation of his father Bob marley

He kills any songs he's on it.

Eminem
Lucky Dube
Enya...


Not fan of new generation musicians

lazkizz:
Strictly Damian marley. Nothing more nothing less

Damian Marley vs Nas - Distant Relatives is one of the greatest, but underrated album of all time.

Better than deducting from my account and still deducting another N6 for sms of the USSD deduction.

Banks are just out there to milk one dried.

I thought it's only ram they eat during ileya?

inoki247:
Lol apply for a factory work 7 to 7....

Lol 😂 🤣 if e come back by that 7, na to sleep till 7 next day... Overthinking go relocate

muyico:
They will not leaved d scene, bee 🐝 were a kind of creature I don't understand wella

They won't leave because of Queen Bee... Bee don't leave their Queen.

Penguin2:
Fantastic submission!

But the only difference here is that while in my analogy, the parents of the child is permanent, in practice, as it relates to Nigeria, the parent (president) is not permanent.

So, while we may currently have a parent who, instead of using the money saved from the removal of the oxygen pipe from our sibling in the hospital for the good of the family chooses rather to use the money to take concubines, buy cars and engage in several other profligacies, tomorrow we may get a parent who is not like the current one and he will use the money judiciously for what it should be used for.

And then the only gratitude we will owe our former parent was having the courage to see through the removal of oxygen pipe from a sibling who had rendered all of redundant.

😂 🤣 Next parent that will still be installed by the previous parent? 😂 🤣

kowriesng:
Do you know, you low minded guys that government would have made back the loan of the road before completion.

It's like Real Estate
.

Anything next to Coast is Blood money. You put a small tree house near the coast is easy half a million dollar. Do you know that international hospitality like Accor would be mapping out Restort center or the Next Sofitel already somewhere in. OGUN next to the ocean. If you have lack of knowledge go and do research.

Imaginative theory dey sweet die...

JagabanBorgu:
First and foremost, I don't use #5, I barely use cash transaction, that is to say, I barely get in touch with cash on my daily transaction, from fuel stations to saloon, everything I do, I barely touch cash, the only reason I touch cash is because I'm traveling and don't want to get stranded in a village or town where cash is very much the means of transaction.

As for your question, it doesn't correlate with the post, #5 infact new #5 notes are still in circulation, from Kaduna to Bauchi to Yobe to Sokoto, these denominations are still in circulation, that's what is relevant to the post, create your own post and I will reply you accordingly.

Y'all should stop defending nonsense, except in the North, you can hardly see N5, N10 and N20 note outside northern region.

I have lot of people into provision stores and those who traveled to remote areas for sourcing.... Here in Lagos you can't hardly see those denominations and some stores are rejecting them.

Godfullsam:
You mean the cost of producing those lower denominations is far more than the value (purchasing power)of the money.

I shame for naija!

It cost more than N100 to produce N100... That's the sad reality.

prodigyevans:
Lies!
If you say +250% for yam, you are saying that if a tuber of yam was #400, then +250% should be #1,400 of which it isn't a secret that the value of #400 tuber yam now is over #4000....
Enjoy your hope!

There's no single product is sold within those percentage listed up there.

The least should be 500%

AntiChristian:
Na dollar price affect everything!

Even person wey dey plant for him backyard do local gari without security issues dey elevate price.

Even person wey them convert CNG bus for am free dey charge same price as normal petrol buses!

Blame Tinubu till tomorrow, Nigeria still remains better than Ghana, Niger and co.

We all contributed to the mess in one way or the other!

You obviously have no clue how the economy works.

If a sell a cup of garri at N20, when inflation of everything is 1000%... How many cups do you think will I will need to sell to be able to afford to buy a bathing soap which I can't produce?

Ayo25:
Where is the snub

The president's action suggests more like this one is homeboy jare, you don't need a handshake.

If Tinubu does not like Sanwo as such, it does not take him anything to ochestrate his removal instead of resorting to doing petty stuffs like refusing an handshake from him.

Baba is bigger than all of that.

So a president will remove a seating governor because he doesn't like him... Just like that?

No wonder we are backward is a nation

OK

2cribz:
Buy glk from abroad for 7m with clearing and sell it for 30m. No be juju be that

That's not business for someone who just lost a job, that's a business who is established and have other source of income.

Cars can spend 3 months to a year without a buyer...

dominique:
Garri and groundnut without sugar with very chilled water. I've always loved that combe back when I was a kid and couldn't stand pastries alert from cake. Now l eat (some) pastries but can't leave my garri lailai. Followed by beans with garri, bread, pap or dodo.

Thought I'm the only that doesn't take garri with sugar. I rather use salt