₦airaland Forum

DatIgalaDude:
The Chinese have this policy in place for all countries.
This is to safeguard state secret.
Them fit use knack reset person brain, Make e begin steal state secrets

How do one implement and enforce such law? 😂 You can sneaked in and knack naw

chimex001:
Desperation for quick money!
May God deliver us

People are just stupidly evil... What were they thinking? Becomes millionaires overnight with no questions asked?

Jaybeth:
Links to watch the game??

Download this "Football Live HD" from playstore... You can stream all matches there

papyjaypaul:
Legend has it that women with beards are wicked.

Dated one... Their sex life is boring as F, to simulate them to arousal takes eternal and they hardly feel sheet when you're hitting

Nazgul:
We can still make it. If we win our remaining 4 matches, we'll be on 16 points, if south Africa drops points and we defeat them, we'll overtake them. We can still make it.

Lol, Nigeria is not winning all the remaining 4 matches, they will win 1, draw 2 and lost one... Mark this

My own is Nigerian companies should embrace the "Work From Home" culture, unless the job requires you to be physically present.

Most of theses guys stressing their life out are doing jobs that doesn't required them to be physically present (especially tech related), but Nigerians companies believes if you're not physically in the office, you're not doing their job.


As for Lagos traffic, I had 3 experiences I will never forget.

1. My first time in Lagos, from the state I was traveling from to Lagos was 5 hours. I got to Berger 11am, but from Berger to mile2, I got home 10pm (There was construction going on Berger then) I lost my sanity that day, I've never been frustrated that much in my life (JJC for that matter)

2. Was the day Davido did his wedding, left Costain 12pm, got to Ajah 1am... (I swear for Davido tire, later found out his wedding wasn't even the cause of the traffic)

3. Was me going to Ikorodu, that one I no even come back same day again. Was sent an errand with a company driver, we left Orile 10am and got to Ikorodu 7pm, I kuku decide to sleep where dem send us go, because no way I'm entering road that night again.


Lagos will mess with your sanity... I wish other states have strong purchasing power and job opportunities... Lagos no be am abeg.

For Lagos 30 minutes drive fit turn to 7 hours, worse if na your personal car because you no go fit leave am trek.

James4358:
GTB should be next. Stop stealing my funds in bits

That bank is becoming something else...
Charge you for checking dialing USSD code, wether you make transactions or not, the debit alert for the charges they'll still charge for the sms, charge you literally everything and still charge you for charging you.. It's crazy.

neolboy:
That was my pain, i was busy burning up to make things work out while she is cooling herself with her ex

95% of women don't get over ex they've dated for more than 2 years of which sex was involved... Women are emotional creatures and very attached, unlike us guys that let go emotions easily.

Those 95% can only don't F their exes, if they don't see or meet them again for years.

If your girlfriend ex is living within same state, forget about it... They'll always f themselves whenever opportunities present itself.

helinues:
Let him complete his reelection first

Someone that's yet to use a year in his reelection that some Americans are already fed up

You believe Americans are fed up of Trump, but Nigerians aren't fed up of Tinubu... Lol una dey ment for this forum

Mcmichaelin1:
Bros
Seems you don’t understand what the issue can cause

Leave dem... Those leaders know more than them.

If the situation is not calm, it could spiral beyond that... Hausa/Fulani no dey hear come... Na only go dem dey hear

EmperorIsaac:
Vawulence It's the price of a crate of egg for me.

Money we take dey buy full chicken na him we dey take buy crate of egg naw... He is doing well

jmoore:
1 dollar was equal 0.62 naira then.

So that was 8,870,967,741 dollars . 8.8 billion dollars.

8.8 billion dollars in today's rate will be 13.8 trillion naira.

If you go further to factor the inflation rate in USA. 8.8 billion dollars in 1976 is worth around 45 billion dollars in 2025. Which is 69 trillion naira.

So we can conclude that 1976 budget is higher than 2025 budget in purchasing power.

That budget was insane... So we've been having such budget and Nigeria is still a mess... Nigeria corruption nobi today.

No wonder what Abacha stole is still being recovered till today

KingAzubuike:
All these are fallacies.

Same way they'll tell you generator damages battery. It's all lies.

There's nothing like fallacy, carry out simple experiment yourself.

I'm heavy phone user, if I charge with solar to 100% and start gaming, I can only game for one and half hour and my phone battery will be at 30%... While I charge with NEPA at 100% I can play same game for 2 hours and I'll still have 50% battery.

If I charge with my laptop, I can't even play game for an hour before battery drops to 15%

VillageOracle00:
Why do most European still come to african for same resource

To tell you everything written here is bullshit...

Vv

How dem dey take do these things of footing girlfriend bills?

Unless you don born for me or I marry you, I'm footing no grown up able human lifestyle.

If I need a stripper I'll go to strip a club. I came in to have my hair cut, that should be what I get... Not boner.

sleek214:
E don set. 16 people inside a bus with hunters guns, a dog and cutlasses. They identified themselves as hunters, you still went ahead and killed all of them, not only killing them, you turned them to barbecue... Haba.... Una don carry problems give everyone for that community.

If they were fulani, then peace is gone from such community. Fulani don't forgive

Samfloxin:
How Papa and mama go take share the 5k. Shey na aliens paid your school fees?

Dey sponsored the werey go school finish, still came out brainless. Giving church more than his 2 parents. Wasted school fees

Just realize I've never seen butterflies since I've been in Lagos...

tunary:
Lol, 77k na money. This is just a result of poverty.

Leave am, with within dey him front like this... 7k done go inside that money, before tomorrow e go drop to 60k... E never see anything.

Carazon:
I swear, even if his children reach four, I go kpai them all make two of us face government.
No time to cry justice for my child when I can do the justice by myself

That's the only way to make the world a better place... Treat evil with greater evil.

I always let people know forgiveness don't exist in my dictionary, I don't believe in the earthly government "justice"

Whatever evil you can do to me, know that I can do xxxx of that to you. If you kill one of me, I will kill all of you.

sexyking1:
This era of AI will cause war one day. Now people can deny anything easily and term it AI! Technology comes with cost.

Denie ke? It takes 2 seconds to know a real and AI video.

Zionmdde:
Why should a president appoint an INEC chairman in a country that says they are practicing democracy and for.an election that he too will be a candidate?

Is that not the first madness that should be corrected by the legislators before any other thing?.

The whole thing is funny... Students are the one to appoint a teacher that will mark their exam script 😂 it's impossible to fail such exams.

saintbillion:
this one done go buy job.

Work don close for them be that 😂

I smell "Fired, appoint" and "Fired and appoint" situation.

Gerrard59:
Number one mistake: having unprotected sex with a woman who has promoted the concept of marriage to you countless times.


Next time, request for a DNA test
Tell her that the fertilised egg will be tested to ascertain if you're responsible for its fertilisation.

The best is to avoid unprotected sex or sex in general with women who are hell bent on getting married simply because both of you are close.

No need for DNA, I'm from a lineage with strong gene and physical signatures.

If she's truly pregnant, the child will come out with my physical signature or family own... Then I will take full responsibilities

MASTAkiLLAh:
You mean, all you other scientists can not gather yourselves and beat craze comot from that one guy head ? There's something wrong with all of you and I think it's madness

Beat, abi bundle am troway outside the cabin for just 30 minutes

HonNatasha:
Is that picture of paw paw real or AI generated?

They're real, but not natural. Those are genetic modify pawpaw

okito:
Slavery is when you box yourself in a corner and think it's only when you remain in Nigeria that you are free. I stand on the fact that you might even be enslaved there in Nigeria but have an illusion that your are free simply because you are in your country of birth. Slavery is in many forms. You have to be a deep thinker to understand my line of argument. Tell a Doctor who makes Twelve million per annum in Nigeria, relocates to Canada, becomes licensed and starts making $350,000 (400 million naira) per annum, to return to Nigeria and use his skills, and see the response you ll get. Bro/Sis, free your mind and explore life to the fullest. BTW, I worked in upstream oil and gas at various levels before leaving and I can always return when I want. It's just good to have options. If you relate with people at the top in Nigeria, you will ask yourself why they all have their families abroad. Why do they all have a 2nd passport? Think!

Your submission still makes you a slave to money... If I ever wish to relocate to any Whiteman land, seeking money or "better life" will NEVER BE ONE OF the reason.

I travel for tourism purposes and to studies other cultures, not seeking whatever is called "better life or opportunity"

baby124:
How can anybody trap you when the sperm de for your body? The only way she can get pregnant is because you intentionally poured sperm in her. You think you are sharp and you have run away? Don’t worry, your own de wait you for front. These children have strong heads o and these days they don’t forget or look for any foolish papa. Infact they disgrace them online. You better go and take care of the repercussions of your actions. With how condom is cheap and STD is everywhere. If you refuse to use condom then you want pregnancy. Period.

Eeyaa

Namaster:
NOTHING will happen to Edward!

Bitches will open it wide for a man they are NOT married or engaged to and sometimes NOT even dating. They'll still REFUSE to use condoms, birth control pills, spermicides or any of the other MYRIADS of contraceptives.

YET they'll blame men for their single-motherhood.
FOOLS!

ALWAYS eager to be seen as a victim.
As if she did NOT start slamming her ass against him when Edward was tired of pumping.

In fact, good for Edward for dodging the mini-Natasha.

Imagine the level of MALICE that'd drive a woman to caption a picture of a newborn, completely innocent baby with such BILE.

She is WICKED and WAYWARD.
And now a SINGLE MOTHER.

At this point, she's just a CATASTROPHE with a SLACK vagina.
To be AVOIDED at all costs!

Women want to trap men with pregnancy, when the man see their games and play ahead of them they throw in the victim card.


One want to tried that nonsense with me late last year.

Relationship started last week of September, in Just 3 weeks she's has talk marriage than a marriage talkshow. She has forwarded 100s social media wedding reels and post to me.

Visited and all conversations, marriage must find way inside. We clicked, she reject protection. I got her morning after pills next morning, she refused to take with 100 excuses.
A week later, she told me she missed her period... Find go for test let's figure out what it is, she started giving excuses of being busy. I've been on her neck to go for test for good 3 weeks, she refuses with 100s excuses... I just locked up and stop communicating with her.

2 months later, she texted me that she's pregnant, I should come let's go see her parents... I told her congratulations, you're on YOUR OWN. Whatever game you were playing, it's not going to work with me.

Now I'm the devil