₦airaland Forum

FactBoyz:
Yea, I am a full-blooded Trump supporter...

He's affirmed there are two genders. Male and Female.. if Kamala won, I am sure they will be 75 more added.....

He's proven that through strong leadership surrounded by Christian believers, you can flush out wokeism and wokeness from the world

And for illegal immigrants, I mean its a no-brainer, if you're illegal, pack your load and go

How are they illegal immigrants? Na back of the threat you read?

Solid mineral resources? 😂

Power, health and tech sectors are what Nigeria needs heavy investor on... Anything mineral, na stealing in disguise they're here for.

Nigeria lack the technological ability to track Chinese mining activities and our people to corrupt for such.

Love800:
Is it the same with the one used in barbing men's hair?

This is it

Love800:
Clipper to barb your balls!

Are you playing!

There's shaving clippers naw

Quarterpast:
I understand that during heat periods, ones pubic part tends to itch terribly after shaving.

Before I shaved, I had itches. I thought it was the hair that was causing this, so I decided to get a shaving stick(BIC shaving stick) and cleared the bush. But sadly, after shaving my armpits and pubic region, the itching got worse. I am a very hairy type. I have lots of hair on my scrotum sac, sometimes the hair covers the entire sac. The itching has now become so terrible and uncomfortable to me that when it starts, I begin to scratch uncontrollably. I've injured myself on the sac as a result of over-scratching. I can be walking on the road and in a public place, when it starts, I can't help but begin to scratch. The armpit doesn't itch, but the sac.
Doctors in the house, please help me🙏🙏.

Itch after shaving your balls is normal naw... It'll stop after a day to 3....

I experience it whenever I shave with shaving sticks... Solution is using clipper, that's what I did.

Sonnobax15:
. I swear....so I'm not the only one who sees okpa as an overated food......

The first and only time I tasted it was way back in 2015 during my stay in Suleja,Niger state.....since then,I've not bought let alone tasted it again cuz it's not worth the hype at all

Okpa all depends on where you buy it and who made it.

If you taste the right Okpa, the soft and hot one... You'll change your mind

Lol, the boldness to move it that way... What was he thinking?

Lol... He should get a skill...

mariovito:
Public defecation is one thing I can't wrap my head around, like no shame no nothing.

Its one thing to do the do inside a big bush or forest area but to just drop your draws, squat and drop hot shit in public view is beyond demeaning, it's an eyesore.

Dem plenty for here for Abuja, once them don land like this, no house nothing, na to locate one mosque or praying ground and the rest is history, every gutter in that vicinity must to collect.

Worst part is that dem dey build gidan wanka for them o but no, dem go die first before dem go use am

Come federal housing by the bridge by the express

Shit small dey wey surprise pass be bathing...

For Lagos, you go out early around 7am you'll see grown up adult comfortably bathing on sidewalk... People no get shame on unclothedness.

I no fit piss outside, talk more of shit

dododawa1:
please i want to be watching live football on my laptop,how can i do it


thanks.

You can chrome cast from your phone... Or download android Emulator software like Bluestack or LDPlayer on your laptop, that will enable you to install Android apps on your laptop

danietohbadt:
Which of them?

First one after the betting ad

nifemi25:
The fastest way to ruin your life is to know what they called Aviator.... The shortest way to be render useless in life is to be addicted to Aviator ....

Na mad people dey play aviator... Na who no get sense dey stake more than 5k for betting

FreeSpirited:
Earthquake is one of the major signs Jesus says will precede the great tribulation in Matt 24
..
U better give your life to Christ before it's too late.
Note: giving your life to Christ is not same as going to church

Before Christ there was earthquake, during Christ there was earth and after Christ there was/is earthquake...

Earthquake is not sign of any end of the world you dummies... There will always be an earthquake as long as the earth exists.

Nazgul:
The only reason why the governor and Dave himself were running helter skelter to ensure that the bridge is reopened was because the massive traffic jam affected the elites in Lagos. So hundreds of calls were hitting their mobile phones from these elites, forcing them to order the reopening with immediate effect.

If that bridge was at Okokomiko or Ikorodu or Yaba, believe me, they'll close it for 2 years and nothing would happen.

You get the drill

Gbadugbakun:
What is this one saying. Wasn't it on the report when the bridge would be closed and reopened? Why didn't he object to it. It's now that problem has started he's here trying to defend himself. Yeye de smell.

These people just think we are dumb, bridge closure that was announced weeks ahead is what this one is claiming he wasn't aware... Funny people

mrvitalis:
One thing I have always said is if I ever decide to be governor or president Economics would be made compulsory in all schools from SS1 to university 200 level...

Volume of debt or size of debt is not an issue
Ability to repay is the issue

Someone can owe 2 million and be worse than someone who owe 10 billion

In nigeria the issue we talk about is our revenue to debt servicing is too high..

We need to increase revenue, sadly the only way to do that is to borrow more but use it for what would generate revenue or ability to pay back the loan

So borrowing and using it to build road, bridge, rails, and the reat feel good projects is foolishness... Very big foolishness

And that's what APC have been doing since

Nigeria don't borrowed to generate revenue, they borrowed to loot and built substandard road from whatever crumb is remaining from the loot... It's an endless vicious circle.

DatIgalaDude:
The Chinese have this policy in place for all countries.
This is to safeguard state secret.
Them fit use knack reset person brain, Make e begin steal state secrets

How do one implement and enforce such law? 😂 You can sneaked in and knack naw

chimex001:
Desperation for quick money!
May God deliver us

People are just stupidly evil... What were they thinking? Becomes millionaires overnight with no questions asked?

Jaybeth:
Links to watch the game??

Download this "Football Live HD" from playstore... You can stream all matches there

papyjaypaul:
Legend has it that women with beards are wicked.

Dated one... Their sex life is boring as F, to simulate them to arousal takes eternal and they hardly feel sheet when you're hitting

Nazgul:
We can still make it. If we win our remaining 4 matches, we'll be on 16 points, if south Africa drops points and we defeat them, we'll overtake them. We can still make it.

Lol, Nigeria is not winning all the remaining 4 matches, they will win 1, draw 2 and lost one... Mark this

My own is Nigerian companies should embrace the "Work From Home" culture, unless the job requires you to be physically present.

Most of theses guys stressing their life out are doing jobs that doesn't required them to be physically present (especially tech related), but Nigerians companies believes if you're not physically in the office, you're not doing their job.


As for Lagos traffic, I had 3 experiences I will never forget.

1. My first time in Lagos, from the state I was traveling from to Lagos was 5 hours. I got to Berger 11am, but from Berger to mile2, I got home 10pm (There was construction going on Berger then) I lost my sanity that day, I've never been frustrated that much in my life (JJC for that matter)

2. Was the day Davido did his wedding, left Costain 12pm, got to Ajah 1am... (I swear for Davido tire, later found out his wedding wasn't even the cause of the traffic)

3. Was me going to Ikorodu, that one I no even come back same day again. Was sent an errand with a company driver, we left Orile 10am and got to Ikorodu 7pm, I kuku decide to sleep where dem send us go, because no way I'm entering road that night again.


Lagos will mess with your sanity... I wish other states have strong purchasing power and job opportunities... Lagos no be am abeg.

For Lagos 30 minutes drive fit turn to 7 hours, worse if na your personal car because you no go fit leave am trek.

James4358:
GTB should be next. Stop stealing my funds in bits

That bank is becoming something else...
Charge you for checking dialing USSD code, wether you make transactions or not, the debit alert for the charges they'll still charge for the sms, charge you literally everything and still charge you for charging you.. It's crazy.

neolboy:
That was my pain, i was busy burning up to make things work out while she is cooling herself with her ex

95% of women don't get over ex they've dated for more than 2 years of which sex was involved... Women are emotional creatures and very attached, unlike us guys that let go emotions easily.

Those 95% can only don't F their exes, if they don't see or meet them again for years.

If your girlfriend ex is living within same state, forget about it... They'll always f themselves whenever opportunities present itself.

helinues:
Let him complete his reelection first

Someone that's yet to use a year in his reelection that some Americans are already fed up

You believe Americans are fed up of Trump, but Nigerians aren't fed up of Tinubu... Lol una dey ment for this forum

Mcmichaelin1:
Bros
Seems you don’t understand what the issue can cause

Leave dem... Those leaders know more than them.

If the situation is not calm, it could spiral beyond that... Hausa/Fulani no dey hear come... Na only go dem dey hear

EmperorIsaac:
Vawulence It's the price of a crate of egg for me.

Money we take dey buy full chicken na him we dey take buy crate of egg naw... He is doing well

jmoore:
1 dollar was equal 0.62 naira then.

So that was 8,870,967,741 dollars . 8.8 billion dollars.

8.8 billion dollars in today's rate will be 13.8 trillion naira.

If you go further to factor the inflation rate in USA. 8.8 billion dollars in 1976 is worth around 45 billion dollars in 2025. Which is 69 trillion naira.

So we can conclude that 1976 budget is higher than 2025 budget in purchasing power.

That budget was insane... So we've been having such budget and Nigeria is still a mess... Nigeria corruption nobi today.

No wonder what Abacha stole is still being recovered till today

KingAzubuike:
All these are fallacies.

Same way they'll tell you generator damages battery. It's all lies.

There's nothing like fallacy, carry out simple experiment yourself.

I'm heavy phone user, if I charge with solar to 100% and start gaming, I can only game for one and half hour and my phone battery will be at 30%... While I charge with NEPA at 100% I can play same game for 2 hours and I'll still have 50% battery.

If I charge with my laptop, I can't even play game for an hour before battery drops to 15%

VillageOracle00:
Why do most European still come to african for same resource

To tell you everything written here is bullshit...

Vv

How dem dey take do these things of footing girlfriend bills?

Unless you don born for me or I marry you, I'm footing no grown up able human lifestyle.