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We4all:
In other words, don't complain if your new family in-laws ask you to build a house or buy a car for them. Afterall, you are also their son.

He doesn't need to ask me, if I'm capable I won't wait till he ask me. I will do it if that's a necessity.

2mch:
You think na every family de fight like area boys and girls like your own. Hope you no go marry woman wey go beat your mama and you together. Will you allow your father in law to do the same? Enter your house and beat you because he feels insulted by you. Some of una de craze sha. You no de think. It’s better you marry your mother o. Your mother can never be your wife’s mother, know this and understand life.

If I'm stupid enough to insult my father-in-law, he has EVERY right to discipline me.

There's a reason FATHER comes first, before IN-LAW.


Don't even know why I'm responding to kids or west-influence individual.

My comment is meant for mature minds and deep thinkers and not emotional babies

My mother has the right to discipline my wife if she insult her, because the day we got married my mother automatically becomes her own mother and her mother becomes mine. (Western Zombies please don't quote me, because in Africa it's a community that raise kids)

The only wrong I can see here is hitting her while she's pregnant. A motherly slap would had been enough.

I doubt if God himself understands women, it's almost impossible for women to live in peace with themselves.

I've never seen or heard father in laws battling themselves, it's always women.

Love is complicated like childbirth, despite the excruciating pains, you'll still end up getting pregnant again.


It's extremely difficult to walk away from someone you truly love regardless of their demons. We often want to hold on with little glimpse of hope, they'll come back around normal.

It's easier to type "Walk away" on the internet, but in reality it's extremely difficult, hence you read news about someone with toxic husband and still end up birthing 5 kids

ufotunang:
..he is not happy messi won the world cup..so he Ronaldo also want to win world cup

😂 I guess he'll keep playing till he is 50 and more

JobAndVacancies:
na only this useless team cut my 10k to win 100k.
E no go better for Ronaldo.
And can you imagine he'll be playing in the 2026 world cup

Who said he'll be playing? 😂 Portugal won't make it pass group stage if they field him.

He has pass his prime, he should hang his boot.

He has enough money to last him a lifetime

Precious452:
I must commend Seun for introducing this block button. It has brought back some sanity to this forum.
Ever since I blocked about 3 APC online bandits, posts displaying crass bigotry and stupidity has reduced. I also stopped seeing posts from their numerous BOTs as well. I am now convinced that these guys were truly employed to cause chaos, fan tribalism and cheer on the destruction of this country.
Thank you Seun.

Me I'm not blocking, their comments just keeps reminding how low some humans can go for sake of crumbs

TimeManager:
How about Cadbury, what would you also say about that?. Several manufacturing companies are declaring profits.



Do you understand economics or you are one of those roadside mechanics dabbling into a discussion beyond you. On what basis would you expect them to declare $1b in three months?. Do you have any inkling about the position of their last year balance sheet?. Do you guys always drink something toxic before talking or something?.

I pray God put sugar in your lives, this bitterness don pass becareful.


-Kiss the truth!

What about Cadbury, Cadbury has increased their price by 200+% since your disaster of a president came to power.

A sachet Cadbury was N70 during Buhari, it's now sold at N300... As of December it was N200.


Una go dey ok las las... Dey crumb dem dey give una go finish one day

tuoyoojo:
Despite the harsh economic realities, they are succeeding


Really happy for them

Some once said " one the resistant species get cultured"

What tore others down, they were able to overcome

You don't understand what's going on... They use the incompetency of current government to skyrocket price of goods and services. Nobody will complain, you'll just accept its the way things are

tuoyoojo:
Had experienced the feeling during my jss 3, intro tech example. I had solved a question only to realise I made a major mistake. I cleaned the drawing and as I wanted to start again. I heard "5 minutes more!". I was not hard or anything close.

Then I felt the sensation surge thru my body, I didn't know what the feeling was then as I was yet to attain puberty fully . Funny enough i felt the sensation but nothing came out

It was later I realised its was a sympathetic response to the fear of failing the exams that my have caused it

NB

Just noticed that thread is about 6 years old

I would advise nairaland mods to dig up their archives and bring up more topics

Experienced this 10 years ago when I was playing mortal combat and my azz was constantly being weep, you know that frustration from continously losing game 😂

Still happens to me recently 2 weeks ago.... When playing Pes 25... Lost 3 games straight and the next game is a must win else, I've been knocked out.... Got my azz whooped 7:0... Nearly died of frustration and anger, that's how I found myself releasing o uncontrollably.

Had to make research and found out is possible, our brain has weirds ways of releasing tensions.

ValCon888:
Back in medieval times the pope was extremely powerful. In fact, he was the most powerful man in the world.

He exerted supremacy over kings through divine right and was a kingmaker and a king destroyer.

It was because of the pope's vast power that King Henry the Eight broke England away from thr Catholicism and started the Anglican church.

Current popes may not be as powerful as back in the day. But they still hold great influence which is what you see today.

Religion created government, both man made creation for control.

Tactics was to send invaders at night and send 'missionaries' at day to give them 'savior'

whytediamond:
What about her kpormor? You no tell us how sweet that one dey? Na the too much pepper wen dey for the kpormor you dey cry about.

Sha na beat her one day o. Say no do any form of violence.

Beating is not solution to women with mouth problem.

Totally ignoring their tantrum and acting like they don't exist... Is the solutions and it hurts them a million folds.

Imagine someone is yelling and insulting you, but you're dancing to a music...

E don even lean finish.. Hungry don knack werey reset him brain

Since you said "My sister"... Everyone know their siblings capabilities. You know the kind of "Mouth" that runs in your family, that should determine your actions.


For me, even though I know my sister is introvert, quiet and cool headed by nature... One thing I don't do is interfere in anyone relationship.

I will listen to both side of the story and give them counselings, then behind her I'll let the guy know violence of any sort against my sister will be detrimental to his life. (just to insight fear into him)

Behind his back, I tell her to rethink about her partner decision if he's the best for her.


If the sister is like my girlfriend, I swear to almighty God in heaven... I won't do shxxxt. This one mouth runs faster than speed of light and each words hits the deepest part of your soul

fitjenzy:
How much will it cost to make a 90 second AI video?

Is it a one-time thing or it'll be a continuous project?

My contact is on my profile, we can discuss better

mosho2good:
Where can we learn what you mentioned above
Abeg help me ask Op

Classcentral... Visit the website, you learn everything for free and get certificate

joromii:
Is ability to understand certain subjects and courses genetically transferred too?


Well, I'm good in mathematics until you start adding alphabets.

As long as it 2x4 or 243x345. I can still solve it but when you start adding Y, X, B and so on, or asking me to find X that's clearly written on the board. At that point. I don't know maths again

Lol, we're in this together...

Once you left +, -,* signs and start entering those x, Y, ¬ ~ signs... I'm outta there

seunoyeleyep:
Especially this one you quoted and the nonentities like him.

These folks are just brain dead

LegendHero:
But nobody beg you to buy it nao. You can buy your own bag at 100k in defiance to the government.

No be everytime you go dey cry when government do anything.

Took it from 8k to 100k, then subsidized it to 40k... We should clap for that.

Some of y'all are pathetic.

blackgold2018:
thank you bro.

Caution fee is even very important, not exploratory.

If government wants to reduce house rent. It goes down to the economy. The cost of building materials is very high, why dont they subsidize it from there.

Nobody is talking about rent or caution fee... We are talking about "Agent Fee" it shouldn't exceed 10% of the rent... Here in Lagos, you have agent fee as high as 40%-80% of the rent

Image123:
No be only GDP, na PDP. Argentina is doing better GDP and owing about $500billion. IMF recently bailed them with debt of $20billion. NOI was having headache and struggling to pay salary with some useless GDP badge in office. States were borrowing heavily and unable to pay salaries that Buhari had to bail them a couple of times.
Today, companies are recording armed robber profits, states are getting more than double, reducing debts and not borrowing to do projects and "steal", and someone wants to be cursed with GDP.

Fun fact.
$1640 X 500= 820,000naira. Dollar was less than 500 before subsidy removal but let's be very nice.
$807 X 1500 =1,210,500 naira. Dollar is said to be 1,600 but let's be generous.
Na you know why you agree for gaslight. Better convert to CNG.

Month don end, screenshot and send to your group for your 30k stipend

NYABINGHIofWuTa:


Same thing happened to me while returning back fro Takwa Bay resort. Omo, my duppy almost run comot leave me. Inna di miggle of the sea. My own no be fuel finish, na engine just decide to trip off.

To make matter worse, my idiot friend just dey laugh because say him na from fish family

Boat engine going off normally occurr, you can hardly complete any single boat engine journey without it going off.

It's mostly cause by dirt, the engine will automatically shut itself down when dirty get into it for few seconds until start again.

Fueling finishing is carelessness

"Stop" for day and "Fire" for night

How the North let Fulani nomad with no ancestral traced to Nigeria, evolved from Holding of sticks to holding of grade 1 assault rifle baffles me.

Nigeria government and other part of Nigeria are taking it for a joke, in 500 to 1000 years from now, these folks will subdue Nigeria and take ownership.(it's already happening right now, apart from Lagos, there's no single state in Nigeria Fulani has not infiltrated )

Seems we don't read history, this is how most countries lost their lands. It all started from "accommodating 'VICTIMS'..."

Plate reader isn't rocket science

GeneralPula:
Those Lagos agent are one of the most ridiculous humans you can ever meet..

Wahala wey landlord no get, nah agent hand e dey..

A rent of 350k...total package na 850k, I wept for Nigerians

DenreleDave:
how ? do you mind explaining?

Flying without weather data is exactly as he said.... Is more dangerous than one of a plane engine falling.

You can fly into storm anytime

As a graphics designer, I'm more concern about the "Crestvilla" logo... Was that designed by AI or the founder toddler designed it on MS word?

The poster should just take the logo out, as designers e get somethings we dey trigger us.

Jagabanbattle:
No sensible person will doubt the prowess of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu when it comes to politics. Now game is over 2 years before election.

Who is ready to waste money in contesting as opposition? May be that regular customer, I mean serial loser that base in Dubai.

Una dey yarn rubbish like the power to elect lies with politicians...if Nigeria was a country, even if all the politicians merged together, masses have the final say.... Since Nigeria is a jungle, anything goes