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If I need a stripper I'll go to strip a club. I came in to have my hair cut, that should be what I get... Not boner.

sleek214:
E don set. 16 people inside a bus with hunters guns, a dog and cutlasses. They identified themselves as hunters, you still went ahead and killed all of them, not only killing them, you turned them to barbecue... Haba.... Una don carry problems give everyone for that community.

If they were fulani, then peace is gone from such community. Fulani don't forgive

Samfloxin:
How Papa and mama go take share the 5k. Shey na aliens paid your school fees?

Dey sponsored the werey go school finish, still came out brainless. Giving church more than his 2 parents. Wasted school fees

Just realize I've never seen butterflies since I've been in Lagos...

tunary:
Lol, 77k na money. This is just a result of poverty.

Leave am, with within dey him front like this... 7k done go inside that money, before tomorrow e go drop to 60k... E never see anything.

Carazon:
I swear, even if his children reach four, I go kpai them all make two of us face government.
No time to cry justice for my child when I can do the justice by myself

That's the only way to make the world a better place... Treat evil with greater evil.

I always let people know forgiveness don't exist in my dictionary, I don't believe in the earthly government "justice"

Whatever evil you can do to me, know that I can do xxxx of that to you. If you kill one of me, I will kill all of you.

sexyking1:
This era of AI will cause war one day. Now people can deny anything easily and term it AI! Technology comes with cost.

Denie ke? It takes 2 seconds to know a real and AI video.

Zionmdde:
Why should a president appoint an INEC chairman in a country that says they are practicing democracy and for.an election that he too will be a candidate?

Is that not the first madness that should be corrected by the legislators before any other thing?.

The whole thing is funny... Students are the one to appoint a teacher that will mark their exam script 😂 it's impossible to fail such exams.

saintbillion:
this one done go buy job.

Work don close for them be that 😂

I smell "Fired, appoint" and "Fired and appoint" situation.

Gerrard59:
Number one mistake: having unprotected sex with a woman who has promoted the concept of marriage to you countless times.


Next time, request for a DNA test
Tell her that the fertilised egg will be tested to ascertain if you're responsible for its fertilisation.

The best is to avoid unprotected sex or sex in general with women who are hell bent on getting married simply because both of you are close.

No need for DNA, I'm from a lineage with strong gene and physical signatures.

If she's truly pregnant, the child will come out with my physical signature or family own... Then I will take full responsibilities

MASTAkiLLAh:
You mean, all you other scientists can not gather yourselves and beat craze comot from that one guy head ? There's something wrong with all of you and I think it's madness

Beat, abi bundle am troway outside the cabin for just 30 minutes

HonNatasha:
Is that picture of paw paw real or AI generated?

They're real, but not natural. Those are genetic modify pawpaw

okito:
Slavery is when you box yourself in a corner and think it's only when you remain in Nigeria that you are free. I stand on the fact that you might even be enslaved there in Nigeria but have an illusion that your are free simply because you are in your country of birth. Slavery is in many forms. You have to be a deep thinker to understand my line of argument. Tell a Doctor who makes Twelve million per annum in Nigeria, relocates to Canada, becomes licensed and starts making $350,000 (400 million naira) per annum, to return to Nigeria and use his skills, and see the response you ll get. Bro/Sis, free your mind and explore life to the fullest. BTW, I worked in upstream oil and gas at various levels before leaving and I can always return when I want. It's just good to have options. If you relate with people at the top in Nigeria, you will ask yourself why they all have their families abroad. Why do they all have a 2nd passport? Think!

Your submission still makes you a slave to money... If I ever wish to relocate to any Whiteman land, seeking money or "better life" will NEVER BE ONE OF the reason.

I travel for tourism purposes and to studies other cultures, not seeking whatever is called "better life or opportunity"

baby124:
How can anybody trap you when the sperm de for your body? The only way she can get pregnant is because you intentionally poured sperm in her. You think you are sharp and you have run away? Don’t worry, your own de wait you for front. These children have strong heads o and these days they don’t forget or look for any foolish papa. Infact they disgrace them online. You better go and take care of the repercussions of your actions. With how condom is cheap and STD is everywhere. If you refuse to use condom then you want pregnancy. Period.

Eeyaa

Namaster:
NOTHING will happen to Edward!

Bitches will open it wide for a man they are NOT married or engaged to and sometimes NOT even dating. They'll still REFUSE to use condoms, birth control pills, spermicides or any of the other MYRIADS of contraceptives.

YET they'll blame men for their single-motherhood.
FOOLS!

ALWAYS eager to be seen as a victim.
As if she did NOT start slamming her ass against him when Edward was tired of pumping.

In fact, good for Edward for dodging the mini-Natasha.

Imagine the level of MALICE that'd drive a woman to caption a picture of a newborn, completely innocent baby with such BILE.

She is WICKED and WAYWARD.
And now a SINGLE MOTHER.

At this point, she's just a CATASTROPHE with a SLACK vagina.
To be AVOIDED at all costs!

Women want to trap men with pregnancy, when the man see their games and play ahead of them they throw in the victim card.


One want to tried that nonsense with me late last year.

Relationship started last week of September, in Just 3 weeks she's has talk marriage than a marriage talkshow. She has forwarded 100s social media wedding reels and post to me.

Visited and all conversations, marriage must find way inside. We clicked, she reject protection. I got her morning after pills next morning, she refused to take with 100 excuses.
A week later, she told me she missed her period... Find go for test let's figure out what it is, she started giving excuses of being busy. I've been on her neck to go for test for good 3 weeks, she refuses with 100s excuses... I just locked up and stop communicating with her.

2 months later, she texted me that she's pregnant, I should come let's go see her parents... I told her congratulations, you're on YOUR OWN. Whatever game you were playing, it's not going to work with me.

Now I'm the devil

3kay945:
Funny, and funnier thing is that we are using the same whitemen language to debate this!

Let both check the meaning of "superior " slavery" and "better" then return here to continue this conversation.

Isn't the language part of the slavery? If I should converse in my tongue the first thing that comes to your mind is "He is an illiterate"

Let's leave the argument here... Is impossible to cure mental slavery and religion.

3kay945:
This your last paragraph get as he be o, whiteman not superior to Nigeria and we still dey this backwards??
Abi you want make Nigeria pick fight with white country since they are not superior?

Aren't Nigerians even slave in their own country to the political class

Whiteman is not better than Nigerian in anyway, historical evidence are there. Whiteman is just clever enough to use others in building his land.

It's better to be slave in your house, than a king in another man's house.

We are backward because of our GREED.

okito:
I agree it doesn't make sense to go and slave in a foreign land or even in your own land. But it will shock you to know how many Nigerians are Directors and Vice Presidents in Canadian and American corporations. So, not all Nigerians are slaving here. If you are skilled and can prove it, then the opportunities are boundless.

That said, there is however a problem which is that most Nigerians are actually slaving in Nigeria, they just don't know it. If you do an object retrospect, you will understand. All the best!

Funny the fact you think modern day slavery has to do with work or profession.

On the other hand, are all the skills not needed in my fatherland? Can I be all of those in my fatherland?

Slavery starts from thinking a Whiteman land is superior to yours... That's the first step of slavery and the worse of it all, because it is mental.

Enemyofpeace:
abeg make we hear word. Just talk sey you no get the money to travel out or embassy no give you visa

Lol, tourism isn't part of "travel"?

Foreign land doesn't freak everyone, know that fact.

concho:
“ ….We also thank you for accepting us as your parents “

How ?

I wonder o

okito:
I am sure you will jump at the opportunity to have that paper.....lol

Lol, you probably won't know me.

God forbid that I Leave my father land to go slave any Whiteman land for forever reason.

I've turned down 5 opportunities both from Nigerians and foreigners.

I will take N10,000 over any Whiteman land visa

okito:
It's days like this that I am thankful I am also a Canadian. At least I have a country to support at the World Cup being hosted here in North America!!!

To the full Nigerians, better luck next time!

Thank you

Are either your parents Canadian or part of those who believe paper makes one a citizen?

RZArecta:
Printing NIN cards is a crime yet for over a decade, you refused to give Nigerians their permanent cards. You people are crazy

Do their job, they refuse to do... You decide to do it for them and they call it a crime... No be witchcraft be that?

So giant of Africa is waiting for ants of Africa woes for them to qualify for world cup

We will go to world cup and get knock out in group stage

wiseone28:
Nairaland violating it Rules

That's what money does to people, seun broke his own rule to approve a betting post on front page

GeneralPula:
Damnn..

Their finger print suppose dey the girl body..

😂 Nigeria get database?

achu442:
Yes, I am a beginner . Maybe a video from YouTube and I'll be fine.

Check the second design boss

Use Pen and draw the lines or
use circle object inside shape, remove the filled color and leave only strokes.

You can search for "how to use pen tool in photoshop" or how to draw objects with pen tool in photoshop