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fati2001:
what's this?

Virtplus:
u re a fool, do u think we re mate? U very mad... Do u want me to table ur matter bfor bfor the Gods

Virtplus:
i run leave am Ooo... When I got home I tried calling her number it was not going later she called me,nd was angry dat i left her..she told me they took her far away into the bush, that was wen they now discovered that she was a sister to one of their fellow cultist... That is wat she told me oooo,dont know Wat happend after i ran off... That was how the friendship ended..

tifany89:
And the girl? You left her at their mercy?

Virtplus:
Mine happened four yrs ago, there was this girl I hv been crushing on, we were flowing all of sudden she travelled to one Africa country..for a very long time we were jst chatting on facebook..one day she came back nd I didn't want to take her to my house,i to one secondary school in my area at about 8or 9pm or so,we started having sex.jst at dat moment, we saw light coming towards us inside the class room nd noise from them, we quickly hide under the desk and the was naked,we never knew they already saw us.. They entered the class nd ask us y were hving sex inside the skool dis nite,they were all cultist, we began to beg, and at the same time calculating my next move.. Bfor they know Wat was happening I jakpa oo.. They ran after me they cudnt catch up oo,i even trow of my boxers nd pam slippers..in the process I hurt my leg on an iron nd I bleeded home without no boxers that night... Wen ever I remember that day ehhhnnn,e nor bless

Airwavez:


Arrested for what crime

Cunnilingus:
Bro don't bulge. No DNA NO Money. That child isn't yours.

Few years ago I had a fling it resulted in a pregnancy. The lady in question was in love with me but I wasn't. When she told me she was pregnant I told I had doubts but will do my part till the baby is born then we go for the DNA. Well I actually forgot about the DNA. When the baby was 3 months this girl called me and asked that we go for the DNA within the week. On the said date she was there already waiting for me. Fortunately the boy was mine. Now am in love and planning to marry her

TOPCRUISE:
May we not pee into trouble.
He will be afraid to come out to pee next time.
If he had gone to poo, the wife will just be waiting not knowing what had happened.

Good team work by the sympathizers. They did not wait for the police

NwaAmaikpe:






I don't blame these women, some men are just plain stupid. I have a mulatto friend whose son is as dark as coal.
His wife convinced him to believe the boy looks like her maternal aunt who's dark too.

I've told him to run a DNA test on the boy but the mumu man said there's no need that he's certain the child is his because they have the and that just like him, the boy pours saliva on the pillow while sleeping.

OssyMalik:
And he couldn’t compare Buhari to Mohammed

Bastard with loose nuts

JasonIbori:
Dear Nairalanders,



Baba lifeless have finally shown us why he was so desperate to become president.... This is Nigeria being fully colonized by the Fulani's.

The IGR from the oil rich SS, SE and SW is what a Cow loving Miyetti Allah nuisance is using to gallivant in the north.


When we talk now, the useless Desmond Efulefu Elliot will call us children...

When we talk, the notorious tyrant moderator we all know will give us a lengthy ban for not "mynding" our business...

When we talk, Buhari Media Cow's (BMC) under the leadership of one vulture meat business man will say that his darling daddy is the best thing after burial rice.

OmovuduTheBeast:
'Dey do am till better job come, dey do am till better job come, na so Bros Ororo take turn 48 years for inside teaching job.

festacman:
That sitting posture was usually a reward for several days of peering through the window to watch the black and white TV and humbly greeting the owner as a well-brought up child. Then, one day the big man would be in good mood and throws the door open for you and your friends to make grand entry. You quickly yank off your flip flops, enter triumphantly, sit humbly on the floor, steal happy glances at your friends, and then fix all attention on the TV. Great, great breakthrough then! Rich kids won't relate but it's ok because life no balance since beginning of time.

Interestingly, the strategy still works today if you are targeting to attract the attention of a big man. Politeness and humility will help you a lot to make a breakthrough.

PDPGuy:
Someone has 6 days to pay up a bet he made on this thread.. That someone knows himself

Roland17:
All these “Shalayes” because you no wan pay simple gbese! Nobody gives two cents about all these your explanations..

Payup..or kukuma open up say you no get the money.. abi you sef need gofundme to settle your small gbese?

Ishawuru ko! Ayamatanga ni!

LoyalHustler1:
It is not over.
There will be no 46th and president donald trump will remain the president of the United States of America.

Watch what will happen from February 23 to 28 to March.

People have started resigning already, the swamp will be drained and GOD will take all the glory.

MAGA!!!!!
by the order of Ishawuru.

happney65:
A good one for the GOP..They should keep on shooting themselves in the foot..you are still licking the ass of a Man that made you lose everything, as in everything. When he came in, you had both houses of congress together with the WH.. Now he was disgraced out of office, instead of coming together and get their party back, they are still licking his ass..You dont see the Dems after the Hilary clinton defeat?They all came together and fixed what should be fixed..Had a rancour free primaries and putting the likes of AOC in her place with little or no rancour..But these mugus do not learn..For the next 12years they wont smell the WH..I know the Dems will do better for the pandemic and clean up the mess,that will even give them more firepower. The GOP should continue to be the idiots they are..

Nostradamus1:
Newsmax canceled Liddel live on TV with the anchor walking out but every Republican is more interested in why Twitter blocked him.

The moment the anchor read a page for Lideel because of fear of defamation was my funniest

Winneygirl:
As she is not the one making the post, there must be something we don't know yet.

Most people don't do genotype testing 7 times.
If you're AA, you do maybe one confirmatory test before marriage, that's all.

Why was she running up and down doing genotype test?
It is because she knew she was AS long ago

nateevs:
It is particularly rich for her to now claim her hands were tied. She didn't just sit in there, passively unable to influence things, she actually got on the podium and granted several interviews where she actively promoted lies. Lies like the President's grasp of data and understanding of science was top notch.

Now she's telling us she watched the President present graphs she didn't make and didn't know who changed her graphs.....yet stayed there and said nothing.

armyofone:
I was surprised she granted interview! That was fast - guess she was under strong duress hence the sigh of relief and parroting she got so much to say anyway.

Who changed my graph ?