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Does she perchance belongs to the mongoloid race? If she is, expect a lifetime of proving yourself to them. There's a reason there are less interracial marriages between mongoloids & blacks. Even the products of such marriages are never fully accepted |
A moment of prayer for the children born in this gen & the next. Their world will be a confused one especially when they compare history. |
mayor10:Search for spontaneous orgasms or anxiety/stress induced orgasms. A scenario where you are highly tensed/fearful can cause it. E.g When the invigilator says 2 mins more & you're not done. Usually experienced by those who haven't had sexual relations for an extended period of time. Others either sweat/piss/shat in their pants |
Perfectly normal to some. |
The 504 & 505. You can still find them in pristine conditions in some areas of the north. |
Fronts/Jokers just like the rest. The real thing happens behind scenes. Whatever the public gets, be assured it's the watered down version ![]() |
Danfo |
LawBreaker:Whatever the issue, Remember, even that will pass away. Do your best & keep a positive mindset. That works more than prayers. Even prayers can be explained under laws of attraction. The Gods that answered prayers in the past have gone & may never return. |
Random my ass. That app has a backdoor somewhere. Easy to randomly select a remote location where they are just waiting to grab you. Foolish white teenagers jumping on any trending app without knowing the source. No wonder many go missing every year |
I doubt if it's the Nigerian government. More likely attached to Google/Gmail services. Many services attached to those & play store mostly update while hidden in the background. |
Surfondsystems:https://portal.immigration.gov.ng/ Link to thread for steps & experiences https://www.nairaland.com/1969461/cost-nigeria-international-passport |
That "Did I marry and forget?" line got me laughing |
Got mine done at ikoyi without paying a dime to anybody after applying online, got it after a week. The new one for that matter. |
Saved me a lot of money & stress. Thanks Ilegend. May our pockets never run dry |
Hope this teaches him some sense . |
Simran94:Follow this poster below,collection is within a week,26k total. Don't know why most people court stamp is 500-1k, I paid 200naira for stamp in one high court in Ogun on my way to lag. [quote author= post=84876802]Thank you to everybody who contributed to this thread. I had a hitch free application and collection, all thanks to your guidance. My experience at ikoyi centre Applied online on the 29th of November , interview date was Monday, 9th December. Got there around 8:45am, an officer in servicecom asked who was helping me, I responded that I have my complete documents and i have been scheduled for an interview, she told me to wait till 9am, a colleague of hers heard our conversation and collected my documents, went through them and asked me to go to a business centre to arrange the documents in a file, one young man in the cafe helped me, gave me three forms to fill, arranged the documents in a file and wrote my details on it, he didnt ask for money or collect any when I asked for my bill. I was directed to another officer in servicecom who repackaged my documents in an immigration file, told me to photocopy a form (50 naira)and fill it. Wrote down where I needed to get my file stamped and I proceeded, one stamp in servicecom, others in the 'long room' , the process was fast till it got to a man who asked me to sit and didnt collect my file, while some files were being passed to him, I maintained my calm, approached him two more times before he collected my file, other officers signed and then I was directed to the capturing room, which was also fast. I was given an enrollment slip with my collection date as friday, 12th December , three days after capturing. I returned my file to servicecom, asked the lady if collection was possible on the 12th, she responded I should wait for two weeks, I finished the process by 10:15am. I couldn't go for collection on the 12th, but today 13th december, I got there around 8:25am, met almost 30 people waiting for collection, I submitted my enrollment slip and waited, my name was called, i was given my passport, waited to activate it and signed for collection, I left ikoyi 9:25am with my enhanced passport. My documents: Original and photocopies of birth cert, state of origin, NIN. Application form, payment slip, acknowledgement slip, filled and stamped guarantor's form and two passport photographs signed by my guarantor. My Guarantor's documents: Filled guarantor's form, all sections were filled One passport, went with extra two. I was asked for it, even after seeing the one stamped on the form, though it was returned to me. Photocopies of data page of passport(not expired) and driver's license. Fees: 25k for passport 1k for sanaapay 1k for notary public stamp on guarantor's form, done in the court Total 27k Applied 29th Nov, captured 9th December, collected 13th December . Once again, thank you all for your input and guidance, hope this helps someone too.[/quote] |
See as everywhere quiet, Most don't know they've been scammed through the so called BTbills scheme already,dem still dey wait. Perfectly thought out,using this thread to gather knowledge about possible loopholes. Quite commendable & ironic I say. Soul47 and others warned you afterall. You have two choices, stay quiet and move on like typical nigerians or combine your efforts to track them down. Total inside job people. |
By the way, There's a NIMC capture centre inside the Passport centre , but the crowd is always more than those applying for passport sef. If you don't like stress,get it done somewhere less patronized. |
If you're in the southwest and want to get your passport without stress, Get it at Ikoyi, it's worth it. Just followed what that Charles guy posted. Got all necessary documents, File is free, those cyber cafes guys will extort you if you're lacking one thing. Did my interview on the 4th, couldn't go & collect it until the 16th. Date of issue on passport was 10th, see?. No hassles. Go there & met a little crowd but I was still traveling so was in a hurry, dropped a token & was out in two minutes after activating. |
Get someone else more reasonable. Anything else is at your own peril. |
Bullcrap! |
Some people get mind, See that taxi. |
TKHO:Use a system, there are always two options, pay to bank or with card. Can't really remember but you'll get to a page that has payarena,netpay,sanapay etc. Choose one & follow the prompts. |
Shercorp:Still under Part 1. Fill it |
yungryce:Quite simple, just give it to your guarantor to fill, you can leave the name of country, purpose blank. Then head to a magistrate court to sign and stamp it |
You're so black even your teeth are behind bars. Damn!! |
OneGeek:A simple google search using some of the keywords/phrases I mentioned up there would turn up a plethora of results, that's if you're really serious. Would have loved to share personal experiences but I've seen it's mostly a waste of time with Nigerians. |
OneGeek:Smile, If I told you some people can't wear wristwatches without it getting spoilt within days,every single damn watch! Or some people turn off streetlights as they walk by or even blow all the lights in their apartments every single time they touch the switch, would you consider me nuts? Dude,never stop learning |
boma4success:So basically there's nothing wrong with it. Sell it off,buy a new one. If the problem comes back again, refer to my first post. |
Have you tried your neighbors, if it comes on in their hands, then the problem is you, some people body's magnetism interferes with electronics |
Some men never learn. That flaw in character never goes. It can be hidden but not eradicated. You might well be helping her to package for the next level. If her desire to stop isn't stronger than external efforts to help her,then continue wasting resources captain. |
All you can do is gather articles on them on nl about their nefarious activities, make sure she goes through them, then standback & let her make her decisions. I've been able to deter siblings & friends through that method. Na me know wetin my eye see for gnld at a younger age. I leave waec class go dey form marketer for Lagos. Naive stupidity! |
