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mhozzis: OLX has adverts that feature celebrities on radio, television and other media.

So my question is: how do they cover cost for the adverts since using their service is free of charge?


I THANK WHOEVER MOVED THIS TO FRONT PAGE.ITS A SIGN THAT I'M FAVOURED IN THIS YEAR AND ALL THE PLACES I SUBMITTED MY CV WILL SOON CALL ME FOR EMPLOYMENT

It is a tech startup with a used and tried formula similar to twitter and facebook.

There value will be determined by how many users they can attract and possibly sell ads to.

Once they get they become known, they will seek money from investors and most likely be listed on the new york stock exchange. If the stock price rises and they sell enough shares, they will become "paper billionaires."

Naija is a mess, all you need to do is visit the embassies. Disorganization, confusion, filth and apathy.

Ralphlauren: You are right.

Don't forget about the spine surgeons who earn $3 million.... a year

MCKULQ: http://leadership.ng/news/100813/nigeria-moves-put-first-man-space-0#sthash.cuc7vRSu.dpuf

Why they will not focus on making sure there is electrical power 99.999% of the time in the entire nation beats me.

[quote author=Abiyamọ]Hmmmm.....[/quote]And he is barefoot!!! Chei! Naija na wa o

Maxymilliano: http://www.jpost.com/International/Kenyan-lawyer-takes-State-of-Israel-Jews-to-Hague-over-Jesus-death-321555

http://www.mid-day.com/news/2013/aug/010813-kenyan-lawyer-takes-israel-jews-to-court-over-jesus-death.htm

http://www.bibleprophecyblog.com/2013/07/kenyan-lawyer-takes-israel-to-court.html

Na wa o! Na wetin consign agbero with overload?

snowdrops: There is no better place to do residency outside Nigeria than the US. It is adviseable to avoid the Carribeans. She might get a job but not a training post. She should apply for the USMLE then take things further.

If you get trained in the USA and become board certified with some clinical work post-residency many doors will be open to you far and wide. When I graduated from anesthesiology residency and contacted recruiters, I had job offers from all over the USA, England and Australia. The Caribbean might be a step up from Naija, but shoot for America if you can.

2by2: I think its a good move to come back home. I studied communication and working in France just for the experience.
I will be relocating home (Nigeria) in two months time and cant wait. Enough of the rubbish one get out here.
Better small pay and feel good to be contributing to ones nation than big pay while building other people's
My doctor friends talked about less money for the job they do, one of them earns 400k per month. Its reasonable money
if not that we Africans live large and are into show off.
Anyway, I wish you success as you relocate back home. I believe in my home country. Peace to you.
2 by 2

only 400,000 naira
Where is this money earned? in the Village or major cities like ABUJA, PH OR LAGOS

[quote author=waoh!]Hello guys,
I'll be graduating from medical school in june, i plan to come back to Nigeria,but i need advice; especially from doctors,,,is coming back home a good move?, how much are doctors paid? in which places can i work apart from hospitals?, (e.g. navy,army,oil sector,sports)
And as a woman,,how can i combine my career with family/marriage?
i really need all the help i can get. Looking forward to helpful replies.Thanx![/quote]Where did you train?
Why are you moving back to Naija?

Any New York/New Jersey based Naija dentists or doctors who want to network or socialize hit me up with a PM. I am an anesthesiologist/pain management specialist practicing in the area.

Why was the injured politician flown to England for a minor scalp laceration?

None

Move back to Naija to practice medicine No thank you. Visiting is good enough for me!
-- board certified anesthesiologist & pain management specialist

linusbnn: Most uniform jobs do not promote because of ur qualifications,rather ur ability to perform dat task can put u in dat position. dis man must av been wit dis agency even wen it was a bill b4 d senate huse and also I see him as a dedicated staff,so allow him to eat of his sweat..some senators can no say d pledge, so Wat are we now saying?

So they should do what most advanced nations do, and that is impose some sort of quality improvement....

acidtalk: You might end up in prison. The Senate just passed a bill to arrest whoever wear or utter the "My Oga At The Top" in public.

Shey you no mind kirikiri sha?

Since I live in the United States of America where we value freedom of speech, it does not really matter now does it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWDu0kb6USo

Funny

@acidtalk,
I personally intend to start my own small business with Oga at The Top shirts.

We will not be silent! You people cannot silence us!
How can we ignore gross incompetence?
A simple website domain cannot be remembered by a 'commandant'?
How did he qualify for that job position?

Nonsense!

cmpunk: See wetin Genevive wear go AMV award dis evening. Must we copy every bad thing from the western world in d name of being fashionable. Remember, u have so many young girls looking up to u as a role model. Na wa o.

She looks sexy

Realest123: Ok NL'ers Hit or Miss?

Big miss

lond07: I think tit_Squeeze is in a better position to clarify this.

I am not doubting the story, I know the Nigerian High Commision has improved in recent times, but I am completely lost trying to figure out how he could be without out a Nigerian passport. I know there could be a particular instance where that may be possible but would rather not put words to his mouth.

tit_Squeeze, pls clarify

It is possible

Blue Magic: This is why i discarded my Nigerian passport. & gave up my Nigerian citizenship. I don't associate with failures.

Yep. I have my blue passport too. I have not renewed the green one. By the way, where is the green one?

The New York branch of the Nigerian diplomatic missions is the same. Just because the embassies are in america does not mean anything. Once you enter the embassy in nyc, you have entered naija.

mitwitdot: it's not suprising that some idiots and ret.arded mongoloids will try to derail this thread with the debris from thier brain. please ur type is not needed on this thread and ur comments are better left in that moribund brain of yours. please stay clear, swines like you are the problems we need to eradicate.

The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.

This article is for all those who want to become better worshippers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.

First, you must understand that being a worshipper has nothing to do with character, good works or righteousness. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication.

When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.

When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.

Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.

Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.

The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?

The Nigerian god does not tolerate disrespect. If someone insults your religion, you must look for anyone like them and kill them. Doesn’t matter what you use—sticks, machetes, grenade launchers, IED’s, AK47’s.

The Nigerian god performs signs and wonders. He does everything from cure HIV to High BP. And the Nigerian god is creative: he can teach a person who was born blind the difference between blue and green when the man of god asks, and he can teach a person born deaf instant English. As a worshipper you must let him deliver you because every case of sickness is caused by evil demons and not infections. Every case of barrenness is caused by witches and has no scientific explanation. So instead of hospital, visit agents of the Nigerian god. But the Nigerian god does not cure corruption. Do not attempt to mock him.

If you worship the Nigerian god, you are under no obligation to be nice or kind to people who are not worshippers. They deserve no courtesy.

The Nigerian god is also online. As a worshipper, you are not obliged to be good or decent on Facebook or twitter all week except on Friday and Sunday, both of which the Nigerian god marks as holy. So you may forward obscene photos, insult people, forward lewd jokes on all days except the holy days. On those holy days, whichever applies to you, put up statuses saying how much you are crazy about God.

These days, the Nigerian god also permits tweets and Facebook updates like: "Now in Church" or "This guy in front of me needs to stop dozing" when performing acts of worship.

In all, the Nigerian god is very kind and accommodating. He gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle.

mitwitdot: .It has come to my notice that most challenges Nigerians face is usually approached from a spiritual angle. whether its employment, marriage, pregnancy, promotion, sickness, the list is just endless and the most ridiculous of all...financial discipline. these is further aggravated by all pastors, imams etc feeding fat on people's ignorance and a magical (miracle) shortcut to success.

you hear cliches like "God will help them", "by the grace of God" etc
if I'm not mistaken, even with all this, religious sycophancy, endemic corruption, voodoo, slavery etc is prevalent in all strata of the economy.

Japanese, Russians, Chinese etc are not into all this yet based on conscience and morality, they are more humane than us and things are working for them.

More importantly, I see people who will go and visit Imams and pastor to seek solution or validation of business ideas followed by different sacrifices to appease God-knows-what. A mere mortal like them sinful tendencies and problems just like them will be seen as a Demigod.
This issue has really disturbed my mind for a long time and I will love honest and objective response from fellow niralanders

There is God and there is the Nigerian god, let us not confuse the two

obowunmi: I ask because I am ready to settle down....women enjoy my money, good sexxx and other things that I have to offer but nothing else about them appeals to me to want to make them "the one."

Avoid the gold diggers and you will meet the one

yuzedo: Yes o! I always pray that she is somewhere learning how to make Abacha, Ugba, Ofe-akwu, etc learning how to be productive + homely + graceful , not somewhere sucking d.i.c.k or sharing punny because i will just kill her for nothing!!!

Indeed, my brother...too many sluts around and undercover runz girls.

Black Mamba: I think i need to start cos the rate of unwanted potentials coming my way are getting out of hand!!!

na aw o!

vanunu: I don't understand you, don't you know that without power all these things you mentioned will not work, do you think at all?

Can you imagine?
Constant electricity = better infrastructure = foreign investment = jobs = everything else