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Op u don madt oh....see as d remiz rhyme well..singing it made me laugh uncontrollably.

So Skymit don dey post pictures for nairaland abii?

What if the woman does it and the husband dies?at least u knw its one thing to be able to afford a surgery and another thing for d surgery to be successful...right?

I slightly disagree with you thorpido...your parents are too controlling which is expected of good and loving parents,are you d only child or d only son...my parents are like dt...always keeping tabs on me,I can't go out without being asked a barrage of questions,dey want to knw wats happening to me at every point in time,I dnt see anything wrong with it but it gets on my nerve each time they put fear into it and try to convince or force me not to do what I want to do,..I am nt d stubborn type or d one who goes out evrytime,I enjoy staying indoors,...each time I go out,my dad tells me nt go beyond 50km/h,my mom tells me where to park ( if she knws where I am goin) and such like,it cud be funny atimes to me but most times,its drives me mad,I just manage to comport myself and nt say or do anything dt I will regret,anytime I travel,by instructn,I am supposed to tell dem where I am...but truth be said,u must show ur parents that u're reliable,wise and can do good on ur own (this is a long shot though,u wnt get this trust from them 100%)...u must learn to be independent,are you d type dt asks for all sort of money even church offering money,d more u ask for money,d more u keep belittling urself,I used to be at dt stage too myself,where I cudnt do anything without asking for money,now I am barely out of school,but I av bin making some little money back in skul,thnx to God Almighty and Architecture...look,endure it for now,its what makes them parents,it will soon be over,just give it to them for now,let them savour it,if dts d little u can do,but for no reason should u ever disrespect or insult them or exchange words with them,don't u ever do dt and dnt do anything that will reduce their trust in you..all d best.

kilokeys:
dude.. u r sick..
chai. i just had rice turkey and coke o.. why u wan spoil my belle na..

ur mind is messed up guy

Honestly...d guy's mind is filled with crap...imagine what he is thinking...besides what sort of woman leaves her pads lying around,I have four sisters,yet I haven't seen it before,...d toilet thing is general,I jst have a rule,flush d toilet no matter what,even if u spit into it,flush it...I av seen tiny traces of blood before in d toilet no doubt...but it does not give me warped thoughts like d OP...d OP better get rid of such thots otherwise..m

lade007:
Buying and shipping this 2002 model BMW will cost 3,700 Euro

wait,are u saying with d current xchange it will cost abt 830k to buy and ship?how abt d clearing?...bsides,u didn't show me inside and I want one with d white rear trafficators and not yellow..tnx

How much will it cost to get between a 2001 and 2003 Bmw 5series,nt more than 525i,auto transmission with nav screen(optnal),If its more than 3000 euros,au much will it get a c class of betwn 2001 and 2003...tnx..I am quite serious about dis,I am a fan of both,but a more affordable price will help me make my choice...tnx.

slightlyMad:
he carefully skipped all presidential debates that could expose his fowl yansh

ogtavia
OBJ visited the relative of boko haram with the aim of getting him to talk to the sect.
the relative was killed hours later.

that says a lot about this statesman called OBJ, he knew how dangerous the mission could be yet he risked his life to get a lasting solution to the menace.

For your father in aso rock, he could order 20,000 soldiers to protect him, yet he is too scared to even go there.
he has no business on that seat if he fears death because coup can occur at anytime
infact he is indirectly creating a coup-friendly ground with the way he carelessly controls this nation.

Search your conscience if you have one, after watching this video
do you think the affairs, economy, security of Nigeria should be entrusted to the daft man you just listened to in that video?
who successfully beat around the bush and went as far as calling the lady "Mr president" when answering a simple question.

A question that he should already have a ready-made answer to based on the fact that it has been asked a bazzilion times.
yet he lost his cool.

Let me set d record straight,he is nothing like my father,my father is many things,but he will never fidget like d president did if a young lady asks him a questn bordering on national security,dt said...look I am nt saying d president his right neither am I saying he is wrong for nt visiting chibok,he lost his composure and fidgetted throughout d time he answered...I get ur point,he shud av followed obj's example,yet again,obj's isn't Nigeria's president,killing him at dt time will make no difference,Jonathan could have shut down d whole state storming it with 20,000 soldiers,I believe if he went there with 20,000 soldiers,people will still fault it,look I am nt necessarily pro-GEJ,I only bared my mind on how d SLIGHTLYMAD called him out becos of d video,that said,d only way GEJ can make any real change is sacking his cabinet even d so-called Okonjo Iweala,Okupe,Abati and infact all of them and get a new team,...he is listening to d wrong people and shud as much as possible,curtail/caution his wife from ruining d ship of state and interfering in national issues both in Abuja and every other state of d nation,...Jonathan is a good man,but the country doesn't need a good man,what it needs is a tough man who will make d masses happy they voted for him,d bible says..'When d ungodly rule,d people suffer,but when d righteous rule,d people are happy'...so Mr President,if u are see this,know dt d country doesn't need a man who is nice,or diplomatic or fearful or can't make unpopular decision,d country needs a father who will do anything to make d life of his children(d masses) better,a father who will in no wise be deceived by sycophants,a father who will tough and hard decisions albeit d right one,a president we can proudly boast of and a president that d future generations will eternally be grateful to...Mr President,its ur call now to do what's needful.

stopdat:
What do you think about the president inviting the families of the kidnapped girls to Aso Rock?

It doesn't matter what I think...I just want the girls to be found..dts all..

arsetalks:
You are wrong. It solves a lot. It gives the families of those girls the reassurance that government is working to bring the girls back home.

This government has failed. Llet me ask you, what does Bush visiting the tower in 2001 solve? Did he not visit any way?

And you insensitively say his visit will endanger is life. So? He doesn't know this already when contesting to become the grand commander of the armed forces? Plus he can always resign.

What exactly is ur point?

Which Akure is dis,Akure in China or Akure in Nigeria?..this aint d akure I know.

I don't see nothing wrong in what Mr President said,goin to Chibok won't solve any problem,but my heart is devastated when I think about what d families of d kidnapped girls av gone thru and are still goin thru,I can't imagine au dere brothers,sisters,friends and parents are feeling,what they think abt,the trauma...D president goin to chibok doesn't solve anything,it even endangers his life...but I am equally nt pleased with the seeming insensitivity d govt has displaced towards this situation.

kennygee:
On another note, a guy I met in 2008 pinged me about two months ago telling me he wanted to marry me and me alone.
I was shocked and said okay, he rarely pinged me on bbm or even called so i knew he wasn't serious. I checked on him once in a while to be sure he was okay.

Sometimes he would request for my nude pics and I'd say no, then he would call me boring and no fun.

Today I went to Instagram and saw his wedding pics for this past weekend.

I just laughed and thanked God i did not enter one chance.

Thank God for you Kenny Gee...it is nt a small something...

webtech:
Hp Dv6 30k,biko and you said you dont want to buy faulty system...hahaha .Guy if you serious,you cant get dv6 at 30k anywhere o

So wats d bargain here?how much is it goin?

Martins301:
I already listed specs up there. If u need any other info u will have to be specific. And please am not uping or downing my selling price o.

alryt sir...good luck to U sir...but have d at d back of ur mind...acer laptops are fantastic machines and will serve u to d very end,I have one so I knw wat I am saying...but dey have very low value money-wise...happy sales.

Is d third laptop still available?

Is d laptop still available,I am super interested and I live in Akure.

Martins301:
Na supermarket I dey sell na abi u no read d product description up there? Or shey u want make I tell u 55k den negotiate till e reach 45k or 50k?

What are the full specs...it might be convince me to up my bid...

Martins301:
Go to computer village. You will get one for that price.

Oga,this is nt an appropriate answer,this is a transaction,I just bargained by naming a price,who told u I dnt knw my way to computer villagemtscheww...u better talk,I am serious...if u ar nt willing to let go @ dt price,au much are u willing to and stop acting as if sey na supermarket u dey sell.

My laptop has just two usb ports...one got damaged in 2012 when it fell on my modem with was attached to it...d oda one has been working quite well,I have a Usb hub with 5ports so I didn't feel d absence of one internal port...I have been downloading huge files for sometime and my harddrive showed red yesterday,I tried to copy some data out and into my external HDD,the usb powered for a while and suddenly went dead,I dnt normally plug my external hdd into d usb hub,I plug it directly into d system....I have tried everything I know,I checked online where some guys talked abt getting anoda PCI bus,..I am thinking of getting anoda laptop but for now,my funds do not support it,so does anyone know what went wrong and maybe steps to repair it and get d usb port working again...tnx people.

FlintGuevara:
He better learns how to score goals, for what shall it profit an AMF or a CS to acquire phantoms and still not find the back of the net?

Thank you very much..he had better find d back of d net sooner rather than later...he is few games away from losing d faith and believe of his manager...I av forgotten his name now...I pity d guy..

I offer 30k dis morning...I live in Akure..I will and arrange and pay for delivery,what do u say?

I will give you 35k for dt laptop if u agree to sell...2274B078

I am in Akure...and I really in need a of laptop,my laptop started messing up and d way it is,I need a replacement cos of d time - school project,pls what's wrong with d laptop,any challenges with them,here is my pin 2274B078...help me with d dv6...30k abeg...btw..what's its screen size?

iamchiddy:
why does her nose look like a compressed kpof kpof?

See hating..

Trinxie:
Wow!!! I am not a fitness expert. But u can try the popular press up...and also maintain a good body posture... I really don't know much about it tho...

I knw u are nt a fitness expert...but u dnt av to be one to give advice...I do push-ups and pull-ups...never press-ups,I find it stupid (mind nt my language)...what do u mean by good body posture..I dnt bend..I am abt 6ft 1in...I slightly lean forward when I walk..but tnx anyway.

Idowuogbo:
chook am with javelin na

Infact, show me the ukwu make i see if the thing big pass mama jamiu's gorodom. You get yansh you dey complain wey yanshless babe dey price yansh pad? Go siddon on top hot oil to melt am na...nonsense! Our ti idi wa fe bi Rolls-Royce ah complain, the Lord blessed you with serious assets you here moaning, if I slap you hen? You go deaf one time

Akure people...always representing!!

Frankenstein:
North Korea attacked first! You hate America for retaliating?

Because Sony pictures made a controversial movie...assuming it was North Korea or some other country dt made dt movie abt Obama..How do u think America would av responded or do u think America will just fold their hands and keep looking...I dnt hate America for d records.!!

Trinxie:
Woah!!!....are u 4 real??...it all starts from "watching what he eats"...no more soda, alcohol or anything with gas...no more eating late...like after 6:30pm...he shouldn't drink water until he finishes eating...no going to bed immediately after eating....he shouldn't rush his food...and lastly get him a fitness manager... it doesn't happen overnight ooo...accept my sympathy on d embarrassment ish
good luck tho...

I eat atimes in d midnight cos I work late into d night..I dnt drink alcohol,soda or anything close..just soft and fruit drinks...I dnt av ripped abs but I am nt too far from it...I hardly exercise cos of my work but I am trying to get back into...I am nearly in my mid twenties so I think I av time...however,do u think its possible to get ripped but still eat late and what sort of exercise can I do in my room without aving to go to d gym?

Frankenstein:
How exactly will NK retaliate. If the cyberwar goes fullscale, the US will send them to the Neolithic age.

ReallyHow..tell me...abi has US also cracked and perfected Time Travelling and adopted it as an offense against enemy...if nt dt Kim Jong Un is a terrible leader...I don't find America's action right...morally and otherwise..NK's leader has so many questns to answer including questns bordering on human rights...I now see why d world hates America.

hilary26:
Ndi nzuzu!

Honestly...dis is d best and only response to dis shit...they are all super d-bags!!