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duality: I want to buy one here in lagos. any link?

No need buying it- you can prepare the solution in your kitchen with better cameroon paper-just source for a can or container which could be your empty perfume can. Or probably keep the solution ready in your
mouth
#justhelpingout

New business idea for them budding entrepreneurs.
How about those girls with them pointed stilletos?- The best decision after spraying it is ben johnson' straight up cos if you stay there--

So what're we saying here, he didn't go to school or what?


No Nigerian Police is literate from time immemorial. Why the fuss?

Wheww... What an unnecessary Long artice?
That state is as good as dead please.
Talking of states you mentioned Delta state- that's sick men.

ITbomb: We need to give our police some space to finish with past murders eg Kudirat , Bola Ige before we overwhelmed them with new cases .
Be considerate for once.

Now that's funny!
But must we muster this unfortunate temporary laugh everytime in serious situations.
When obviously we haven't helped the case

It's pathetic OP... I'm in a similar police dilemma currently that needs my presence in the station virtually everyday simply because i reported a dupe case involving a far cousin of mine.. Imagine a conspiracy between a 'bigman' landlord and his agent to defraud him of 0.5 million on a house he hasn't stepped foot on and he's annoyingly telling me he heard the landlord is a STRONG man spiritually. I was like WTF- that he will kill you ontop your own sweat again. The most painful situation now is the Landlord is using the same police i reported the case to fight me and advice i stay off the case for my own good. Nigerians ARE JUST TOO SCARED a people. That's why politicians, police and others can cook shit for us to eat everyday.
Staying in Nigeria is an unfortunate regret- i must tell you.

If those roads in Owerri could be called roads the Beverly Osu is a virgin.
I can pass for the schools and some irrelevant aesthetics along the other section of Orlu road off Assumpta but not those roads plzzz
Check the contractors and their cheap materials.

Flying Dana- Iju -ishaga still fresh on our minds!
Anything Dana connotes fatal rapture in the minds of ''flying passengers'' and ''Nigerians in the comfort of their homes''. Because Dana's rapture go both ways!

BashToks: Baba una don old na. Whats all this?

No now bro- it's not what you think. Just fooling around==
#smiles#

I pray for a brand new car-
Better paying job
An honest character and beautiful wife
NEPA should not eff up and may diesel be in my generator in case they do
Sickness far from me,..ain't paying no medical bills
etc

NCCF-- Will Never die Alleluya!!!
Miss the house back then ! But my honest observation about the fellowship back then was -- People (corpers) tend to form a fake spiritual life. Imagine in where I served (name withheld),-- Trousers for ladies and shorts for guys were banned -- You need to see how ladies keep their jeans in their handbags & just after the gate --they deck the skinny Jean back on! Ready to move
Missed "knitted" brothers in New Owerri though!
#winks#

NCCF-- !

Mrs.Chima:
Exactly. What lucid woman would fight against equal rights to live without persecution and discrimination?


Behind every dumb man stands a dumb woman.

Who's a 'dumb' man in feminist context?

Mrs.Chima:
Yeah you are right dumb women are meant to follow dumb men and be controlked by their dumb ashes!

I agree!

Which stand are you? For or against.... Let's know the attack mode

hornipipe: idiiiot, whenever you post all I see is shiiit, failed attempt at sounding smart, I called you an IIdiiot but you denied, watched and washed are the same to you??
You don't know when to use watched or washed in a sentence?? Gosh this is getting too embarrassing.

OLE--You're so foolish that your father auctioned you for a plate of embarrassment- spiced with periwinkles. Gay mutherfucka

coogar: come on kids, don't ruin the thread with your infantile utterances. if you have got a score to settle, take it out of here.....

Bruv- it's play we is-- No hard feelings #winks#

Shollypopz: Okay, you need to stop. I might fall sick from laughing too much

Wait ooo... With this your laugh!
Do they 'pronounce' on a 'writing' thread?
People dull sha!

hornipipe: m0ron, its washed not watched, who knows if you spell the same way you pronounce, oversized lips and disorganized dentals leave you pronouncing washed as watched, your lips need more sparking.

slowpoke-palsiltic pip While at the correction ish....now i know your protruding head and slimy dropping mouth altered your ,.'pronunciation' classes in English. In pronunciation: what is the consonant sound of waTCHed' and waSHed'-- Olodo

hornipipe: I bet you feel like a genius now, but the truth of the matter is that nobody takes anything a miserable iidiiot writes seriously, you think what you posted is philosophical and deep meaning but to me it is as laughable as it is spineless and senseless. Go home and get your toes washed idiiott.

If mine is toes then i'm very safe. Buruku you need your cerebrum watched with petrol and ignited to add some spark to your reasoning.... Idiiot don't go now...stay!

Shollypopz: @hornipipe: have mercy on the dude abeg, LOL

What's your problem?? Aproko

hornipipe: From wikipedia...

An Iiidiot is said to be idiiiiotic, and to suffer from
idiocy.

A dunce is an idiiiiot who is specifically
incapable of learning.

idiocacy: Failing in an attempt to make a point by citing references which are obviously irrelevant or
contradictory to the argument.

^^ The above sums you up, more reason why you need to visit your village for cleansing, your grandfather must have turned in his grave after seeing you display such stupidiiity openly.

I mean like you knew all those definitions of foolishness.
Your father will be so proud of you now ooo ** he will be saying** Damn my son knew the definitions of foolishness from Wiki- isn't he a genius?
Mr bean need to learn from you- trust me!

hornipipe: right after you parcel yourself like the idiiiot you're and return back to your village, you're denying your village a top idiiot, go back and get cleansed of this idiocy, you can't be embarrassing yourself like this on a public forum, its saddening.

Finally- the maad man is in the market- cover your tolo- Feminist on the prowl for sex-change!

There were some over-fed ladies of the other feminist thread that came out smoking with stats .& web references trying to buttress 'oluFEMINAZI'' ideologies.
Wish they were here- this thread will be in the 20th page.
That doesn't rule out the fact that they're still confused lots with cry-cry baby tears.

hornipipe: young man you're such an idiiiot, just fuuccck off my internet already, what a muppet!

A confirmed certified 'idiiiot' insults like you just did, In short , you're in the league of them feminist- . Grow up Old boogie

Shollypopz: Where is the link to where you got your statistics from?? Stop manufacturing bullsh1t in your hardly functioning brain, I'm sure I look more beautiful than the[b] unlucky woman that calls you babe[/b].

The statistics are not far-fetched.~ How many zebra strokes are in your moniker?
Ye! At least a woman calls me 'babe' and i'm happy.
What if a man calls you 'my guy' or 'ogbeni' ?
How would you feel factoring in your fake feminist inclinations?

hornipipe: And what's wrong in liking and keeping gays as friends?

Gays of the same feathers gay together!
Back to topic!

Fact: The highest percentage of the supposed ''feminists'' are Ugly, frustrated with stretchmarks zebra line eruptions criss -crossing with diagonal vertices around the lower waist region.
Quote me!

hornipipe: Supporting gay marriage simply means you're trying to redefine what marriage really is.

P.S... I don't hate gays, I actually have friends who are gay.

And what's wrong in hating a gay?

Feminism ?? Is that a new type of cult, movement or anti-christ ?cos i don't seem to understand their aims and objectives.

Unluvable*:
You clowns should stop!
I know you are all fooling around, of course ladies don't poo on the pad. What the op meant is that you have increase urge to poo when your period starts. You use the toilet as usual, its just annoying since you already feel irritated on the first day of period.

And learn to show some respect to period , its part of the process that brought you all to life

MESSAGE!! Guys respect PERIOD not make fun of it period.
I even wonder who named it ''period''....like what a hell... why period of all adjectives