₦airaland Forum

justwise: Your ability to think outside the box is severely limited.

Outside which box?
Your 'box'?
BTW, It seems you just heard about the clichè.
Please its usage in this context is totally uncalled for.
Sorry = Your teacher has to work harder on your semantics!

justwise: ASUU strike has allowed some kids to invade nairaland while mum & daddy are at work.

Bro! Your moniker should be ''Just*opposite of wise*''
What has ASUU got to do with this?
I thought a username should mirror the user reasoning not the other way round.

justwise: How did you arrive at that figure?

Simple statistical maths using the questionaire method.
How many alternate ID's do you have? ceteris paribus and honestly too!

Ich liebe dich: ^ chai all these for sexkillz. Lol

No names mentioned. But if that post is hidden, then my suspicion is confirmed.

To foolishly think NL is a million members strong is living in a fantasy world of tail-like fairies.
70% of those bogus figures quoted on the top page are alternate ID's and dead accounts all in a bid to drive advert sales.
There is a premature moderator that displays a significant amount of cerebral palsy and deranged cerebrum.
This particular moderator should know that foolishness displayed in virtual e-world is directly proportional to parental upbringing provided joblessness remains constant.
Eqn F=kPU
Where
F is foolishness
k is Joblessness[constant]
PU is Parental upbringing

All arriving at a serious indictment on the parents.

Ladies are really not the same everywhere. We should rather stop this misconception that what could woo Lady A will woo Lady B.
Ladies are complicated beings. Trust me
If you act the '' Hollywood Script'' posted there on majority of Nigerian girls
Obviously, you're a Learner and on a serious Long thing ceteris paribus.

That brings us to my thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1333760/how-cope-father

David Oyelowo {Red Tails, Jack Reacher}: Maybe height disadvantage though, but he sure have the face and physique.

GEJ Intervention no work , na Sambo own go come work ni?
We need divine intervention jaree

I smell North-West trade winds blowing,
Hope it won't blow Jea.....**coughs** Harmattan this September.
BTW why the fuss?
NCAA is just doing their job according to laid-down policy on gazetting for international flights.

We will be the ones crying foul if something messy happens,
Let the gazetting formality begin...This is a wake-up call

Simple Answer to Nigeria's problem.
REDUCE CORRUPTION
All these $8bn quoted.. We all know about 50% of it goes to personal aggrandized pockets.
So cut the crap and let the government face the corrupt system squarely with bloody penalty. I bet you - all these overblown figures will vanish in a flash.

Nairaland, Nairaland,
How many times did i call you?






I comment post my hidden reserve.

martinseme: goodluck jonathan will certainly win if only the south east vote enmass for him,,the truth be told igbo are the most populous tribe in nigeria.there isnt any location one does find an igbo man

No offence but this is a rather poor expression of your opinion.

BEST comment from a Northerner since our independence!
That guy must have had good influence from down south.
Nice one

Some explanations above by some posters calmed my nerves.
My question is ; How much MW does the Hydro-dam generate and how much of that is Nigeria using. Because if a country like Benin Republic is cheating us in that regard then we much be some bunch of dwarfs parading as giant and smart people.

All these intent BS is to just get back the Oil money they hurriedly left behind in Oloibiri before independence!

Believe these imperialist Britons in anything African then you believe Portharcourt is close to Maiduguri.

I feel guilty probably when I loose the money carelessly to a conductor or a cheat.

Like seriously, We're talking of Kwara state and suddenly Cameroon state shows up... Now i see the relationship
Lwkmd.

Psychology 3:16 says By their favourite channels and programmes..we shall know them
CNN, AL-JAzeera, BBC world, BBC Entertainment- The Weakest Link ,Wwtbm, NTA, Channels Tv, MTV , NatGEO, Discovery, Animal planet, Soundcity, Supersports,

The programmes are virtually endless!

Francobaresi: March is rilly very scarce...mayb because we're unique...well I'm jst 5days b4 u (mar 25th)

March 25th here mate

the_ripper3: Signs of. Acute Malaria.

Freemason don't need no Niggas.

Is Obama a nigga or not?

Does that change anything about the persona non grata issue?
Any group can issue press statement if handsomely greased ..no biggie

I've understood one thing on Nairaland... The jobless ones are always quick to call others jobless.
The OP gave a seemingly 'unbelievable and an embarrassing' situation to 'him'. The so-called civilised, rational humans started lambasting him from their laptops and phones. What happened to respecting other people psychic space and opinions even though they differ from yours.
Nairaland is really a fcked place with fcked fellows and the males who would have understood better joined the insult bandwagon.
My guy do your thing and say your mind no matter whose ox is gored.

Some people sha know Lagos ,... Chai
Not some of us that grew up in gated houses that go out only when going to school or some errands.
Respects Naptu

The men are jealous that you've been taken.. Ride on lady

Richfella: Lol, this gist don tey. So wetin come happen?

My brother, it isn't easy oo,..lol
The ASUU strike has kept this girl in the compound for a month plus but the papa enn- the man no wan give space for the girl to breathe sef. The girl being the only one the father has, the popsie tend to the over-protective of the young beauty.
I'm trying to let go to avoid stories that touch but the girl is getting quite insistent, i strongly believe from all indications that the father is playing a tribal card or somewhat jealous.
The painful part be say, out of my respect for both the father and the babe and also playing the good boy role... I have put on hold lots of invitations. Lol

kulyie: she is an errand girl in that studio who comes around to help the workers and clients there run errands while she is paid per how many times she goes.they send her to buy minerals,recharge card,nail polish etc and they give her like 1,ooo naira,5oo naira depending on how much the client there wants to give her.meanwhile i dont think she is copying anybody,i just think shes too exposed way beyond her age even though you are right that ladies discuss sexual suffs there both in her presence and behind her so i dont think she doesnt know what shes saying.she already does.this days there is no more innocence in kids especially the girl child.this brings to my rememberance of a very small girl like 12 forcing a small boy of 5 to have s3x with her in the bathroom.this little girl was changing styles like someone who is a guru in watching porn films yet one 1d1otic adult videoed all that and it went viral.if i was there,na cane i go use finish those kids.its really pathetic

So you watched it? **coughs**
The small girl na real pro sha! The most funny part was where she gave the boy water to rinse his mouth after the heading.
Funny & 'hygenic' smallie

Richfella: Her dad isn't gonna marry her. But it's not a good idea messing with your neighbour - for flenty flenty reasons.

True talk..lol but the spirit is so willing

Exponental: Why not roll on first...when u get to d father's bridge, u will find a way to cross.

Wise words! Lol