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[quote author=stillwater][/quote]At least, someone has to pave the way for others to follow~~ we care about them females!

stillwater: ^^^I agree with you on that.



Armyofone, tough being a girl, ke? How? maybe times have changed. What did I do as a girl? Eat, sleep, go to school, go to church, come back home, do your chores, read novels, diss all the boys in the neighborhood for toasting you lol. E no hard now.

That's hell of a job as compared to waking up, food already made, put on some clothes, head to the gym and get all sweaty.. Toast a couple of ladies and make sure their phone numbers are provided on your way home thereafter sleep till 4pm.. Dash to viewing centre for some premiership football till 7pm.. Do some beer till 10pm.. Take 'someone' home till the next morning. And the weekend routine continues.
That's Life just the way i like it..lol

WTF is French?
Please try save my local dialect, it's almost going extinct.
I don't think the speakers presently are up to 300,000 people majority are the old fellas.
#savemylanguagealert

Adm. Yamamoto:
Stop pretending! The reptilian creatures who like to act as friends (fair weather friends that is) when they are serpentine dangers is what I am talking about. You and your type of hegemonists, feudalistic and insecure seccessionists is what I am talking about - SNAKES! Oh just pack your bags already, we the Yorubas will advance by all means!

Ore mi.... Ke kwanu?
Anu ma like e yi rara
Go figure?

I'm not really an old school person but one car i can really fancy driving is peugeot 504 Evolution 'padded'.
It was my first love as it relates cars when growing up probably because it was the Govt official car back then.

preciousan: so we shouldn't date cause of that?cos u naija guys are fuuny.

If You still want to date us like that... No palavar dear

Adm. Yamamoto:
And how is that your problem? I am sure you are already worried and scared! Hahaha...well, we will MOVE OUR LANGUAGE, FRONT & CENTER! If you don't like it, go back to your village which is what is MOST preferable really. We don't want snakes in our lands!

Baba... What about snakes?

funnyx: I hate it when people make fallacious statement just to show their disdain for others, you called Ibadan and Ogbomoso enclaves? You're very daft for using that statement. If you think we're having it bad with English language how does that affect your miserable life? Why drink panadol for our headache?

brother you should sha smile... Are we quarelling?
Happy weekend o jaree
ekun gbadun

Then the typical Yoruba enclaves like Ibadan, Ogbomoso etc are doomed as it relates English language fluency.
They're having it so bad already as it is
Honest advice: They should know when to draw the line before the proper 'murdering' of our lingua franca please

Question: What are your turn-offs?
Answer: {ladies} Lies, dishonesty, irresponsibility.


Shut up biatch!! You're the reference object when it comes to these qualities!

Their attitude sometimes make most men desperate for their punny.. After succeeding in their quest, they dump their broke a.ss in somalia junction and move to the next victim.
The most painful part is they're not learning from experiences of older ladies.

henryugo: Big lie.. I no see dangote wife in that pix..or is he not succesful man

POLITICIANS WIVEs... I might agree with you though...that guy is a biz politician of some sort

Because they blow siren with thugs and block roads when on jamboree.,...
It's now called influence!
Influence ended in their kitchen.. They shouldn't extend it

Nothing is really happening to our girls jaree...!
They're just playing catch-up with boys act throughout the ages.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Feminism, gender equality and other movements points to that direction. We shouldn't be too surprised- nature has a way of responding to stimulus with the aforementioned acidic acts.
It's well

Don't use the word..* I GIVE UP** Even when making a supposed funny comment..!
It has a way of getting into ones psyche and it sticks like a habitual statement which may go a long way.
Use '' the Gods are wise'' ...it sounds better
NLAnders take note.

Life doesn't give people so many choices talk more of the typical Nigerian unemployment situation.
This has been taught thousands of time and most working class people know the signs that comes with it.
Even involuntary actions like heartbeat, yawning, eye twitches, blood flow, breathe..shows one is fckinly tired of the routine.

texaco1: Fake old news that came out almost 4 weeks ago,you guys are still on it ,na wah oo

About five National dailies have reported the news... Nothing fake about it
The Voice of the People is the Voice of God.

Wondering which of the gods.....!

I can falter in some of the stated points but definitely not all.
By the way, Guys are passionate about football and games which are clearly cheap, but really what're ladies passionate about?
Fashion!! Yeah right
but unfortunately we dudes are made to pay for what they're passionate about
Sucks really-- Society aint fair to the menfolk in that regard at all.

majalisa: if d baba at d top sabi him work well walahi i fit visit ur house meet U dey pound yam while she dey dey watch nollywood sip juice

Based on CONTROL FREAKS ba? Ain't gonna happen bro, Not when she still has two round juggles up and a slit down.
Grab?
#winks

majalisa: hope she never rush back to dat baba at d top

If she dare i mean If she dare, She will know Koboko has different meaning

Wait ooo.. I thought 'we' men at the beginning of the thread were on the position that the silence from the ladies is a thorough validating of the OP supposed research. Now 'we' are sorta crying foul when their response had deviations from our expectations.
Men ! Must everything go our way
BTW.. The OP has succeeded in convincing me to whole-heartedly suspect and conclude some of my earlier doubts for my pretty GF and ironically too-- she might still be innocent.
You see now!! Wahala abi na double-mind dey me now... No thanks to OP
#thinking

Baba .,you funny sha
I watched a movie today Steel magnalonis
it was sort of a straight movie with predictable scenes but there is this thing to it that makes it spectacular with goose pimples ending. Hollywood Rocks everyday... They sure mastered and perfected the craft than those upper iweka, idumota and pound road Aba fellas

Ariel soap can only wash white clothes with ariel insignia on it
according to their advert.
By the look of things, i might name my daughter Ariel'- there's this sophistication attached to its pronunciation- A-R-I-E-L'' and it kinda connote cleanliness also and we'll know it's next to Godliness
#winks#

The so-called Garri freedom fighters should start fighting for a recognised chemical nomenclature from IUPAC and a standard unit of measurement (S.I).
Then the composition, nutritional value and others can be worked out by the nutritionists.
BTW.. Wetin Garri dey give sef?

Please this every thursday weekly sanitation is peculiar to Lagos alone i suppose.
OP,.. I hate the whole idea of closing shops. But for the vendors, my guy leave those guys, it's a rallying point for football and political pundits aka i-sabi-pass-you people. You need to try and join the conversation one of these days.. Nice i tell you..even with those selfish vendors who won't let someone have a touch or glance as if Nairaland/internet no dey again.

I should try and point out the repercussions of your supposed 'hatred' and hypocritical comments for 'broke' guys as if you've not been broke before now.
1) Lots of ladies won't be married- remember their time sorta ticks faster than the broke guy's.
2) Ladies that fancy your post will be on the impression that 'money should be from the guy' thus justifying their laziness orientation.
3)Lots of ladies will be so punanised cos of the money-love. Trust me you can't beat guys to it' they're good at it
I know any wise-thinking lady with good future plans will not buy into the points the OP raised.

lorretta u: Most guys would like a lady to ask them out so that they can brag to their friends how one slutty girl is throwing herself all over him.
And encourage him to 'knack' her. In their voice it goes "guy no dull o. See free punni. Guy no fall my hand o."
All these ones waiting for a lady to ask them out,lol you're in for a loooong wait.in this jungle of no gentlemen u really expect a girl to throw her dignity at ur feet just like that?
Truth is that it doesn't matter.and it's a bit admirable.
But problem is with the attitude of men. So many girls will NEVER take that chance,
Unless of course I find myself in yankee.
Sorry dudes.for now y'all gotta be doing the chasing.

At least, you made some sense in your entire NL life without throwing tantrums
BTW i prefer the predator approach than being the prey- food chain things! #winks

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It's annoying when Nigerians sing loud songs they don't know jack about the lyrics especially in parties and clubs-
STFU or rather hum