₦airaland Forum

idupaul: When I watched the clips of his arrival all I saw was A group of Nigerians receiving GEJ at the airport .. No Guard of honor , no gun salute .. Inshort it was just like GEJ flew from Bayelsa to Abuja airport as I could hardly see any chinese there .. GEJ broke another record he has become the first president to welcome himself in a foriegn land

Una don dey talk now lyke say Jonathan level reach dat Chinese jnr minister

Ucheosefoh: U are right my Igbo sisters are umu asa oyoyo, umu mara mma, umu enenebe eje oru, umu ererebe ukwu egbue enyi, them rock jare God bless my Igbo sisters

WHAT A HEAVY IKPU IKPU NADA UDA!! OKEOHU :*

Timijo: I am not disputing the fact that the posters are funny. But why are you making mockery of it? Is this how to encourage people to accept JESUS CHRIST? And you are also a christian. You will never see the people from the other religion making mockery of their faith, but we christian are fond of that. Is this how to preach the true gospel?

IF JESUS OR MOHAMMED WAS A BLACK MAN, U THINK OYIBOS WILL GIVE A PHUCK TO SPREAD RELIGIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD...? AFRICANS IS BLIND 2DAY IS CUZ OF RELIGION if u no trave out ,u no go understand wetin i dey talk

ekenedegreat: V. Funny

WATIN DEY FUNNY THERE ? DEM NO GO ADVERTISE THEIR BUSINESS church biz is one of d fastest in d world today.

frosbel: The catholic church should sell their assets and gold reserves worth over 5 billion dollars and give the money to the poor, only then will we believe this so called church has changed.

WETIN BE 5BILLION? E PASS 70 BILLION...DON'T FORGET ALL THE CATHOLIC CHURCHES AROUND THE WORLD BELONGS TO THEM.... ASSUMING THEY DECIDE TO SALE THEM ::/

ritux: My parish priest uses a clean Venza and 2011 Camry. I wonder how he got them.

u dey talk like say ube small pikin.. Na u dey keep all d offering moni? Not talk of bazzar, handout n donations..

Wetin dis man dey 4ground see, if una like make una climb iroko tree or mountain kilimanjaro , una no go seeam

Wetin una dey search sef wey no dey 4google?

Omalu iwu ahu nyuo nsi..

stan-ogb:
It is a good thing that we are setting a record but a bad thing that it is an unnecessary record. There is bribery and corruption, brazen looting of funds while our future leaders are busy BRUSHING their teeth.

I HOPE NO BE GEJs IDEA BE DIS I STILL DEY BEG CNN & AL JASZEELA MAKE DEM NO CARRY DIS NEWS...

The 3rd world wey dey call una no be by mistake look at d evidence nah

FineBro: Lol. Na this kind record we dey break!

Ahhhhhhh now i know the pple behind our problem... Chai we don finish! They're actually paying them more...

R.I.P I wonder why our corrupt leaders no dey notice mr death atol

Good news.... Northern pple i hope una dey see because very soon we go comot una from dis country make una no vex o, na d truth i talk -,-) well done boy!

Good news.... Northern pple i hope una dey see because very soon we go comot una from dis country make una no vex o, na d truth i talk -,-)

Good news.... Northern pple i hope una dey see because very soon we go comot una from dis country make una no vex o, na d truth i talk ....

gaburiel: This is what MTN, Star, Gulder, Guiness and other multinational companies in Nigeria should be doing, not project fame and street dance and star quest and nonsense nonsense nonsense. Kudos to the guys

[quote author=chidindufrank]Those Egyptians don't know what they're doing. By the time their country turns Somalia,their eye would open wide[/quote ( GUY DIS MATTER PASS U.... U THINK SAY DEM BE MUMU CITIZENS LIKE UNA.. DEY KNOW THEIR RIGHTS...ONE MAN GO HIJACK THE WHOLE CON3 MONEY & THE WHOLE CITIZEN GO STAND LIKE MALUU DEY LOOK DEM... GUY NO PROVOKE ME DIS AFTERNOON..

Lordave: nna ke kwanu nke wu Okeikpu? Onwe ihe mmadu na agaghi ahu na nairaland.
Chineke anokwam gi na aka.

GUY NA THE NAME WEY MY PAPA GIVE ME BE THAT O... I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING

ogb5: We have enough women to marry in Nigeria, we don't want homo among us, if they like let them hack all Nigerian website, we are not buying stupid Western culture on this one.

When plenty women dey, why man go dey eye another man?

IGNORANCE NO GO KILL U ATOL... UNA GET SENSE OTHER NATIONS...CORRUPTION COME DEY KILL UNA LIKE CANCER

14 yrs jail for an ordinary homoseku...3months jail for the selfish corrupt leaders...amnesty for the terrorists... NA WETING DEY WORRY DIS CON3 SEF.... Well done mr hacker..

Make una take time o, una wan Abokis to loose their job..

Afam4eva: E be like say you know them wella. I pity any man wey marry deeper life sister. By asking for anything other than missionary then you're in hell already. Infact, you dare not else dem go discuss your case for church.

THE WAY DIS PPLE DEY TAKE BRAINWASH THEIR MEMBERS DEY SURPRISE ME SOMETIMES...

Why Jamaica if i may ask, how many of their members can afford a ticket to Jamaica?? Cuz i believed most of them wud luv to attend dat wedding

My neighbor turned toan angel Michael overnight after converted to d.life, he stopped watching n listening to radio... He change his normal voice n footsteps,,, So all dis one una dey see now na small thing.. Dis pple holy pass God

If say women no dey in dis world i for don commit suicide loooongtime ago... and if no be say i be xtian ,i for marry up 30 wives.. Na because of dem i dey hustle die...

o'boy:
the way our sw brothers especially celebrities rush to wed our sisters is becoming annoying these days,am not a tribalist though

PPLE ALWAYS LOVE TO MARRY FROM SMART TRIBES, IF U BE DAT GUY U GO GREE MARRY FROM PAKISTAN INSTEAD OF AMERICANA OR BRITIKO?? HE DID THE RIGHT THING MAN :/U NO GO SEE ROAD DEY ENTER BUSH... Only if u wan go sh1t

stannydon: Changing to Islam because of love...gush, means she prefers worldly love to eternal love through Jesus Christ. Probably she was never a true Christian..

who told u say na 4love? Na moneeeey, if say dat Sultan man be shoe shiner ,u think say she go follow him go anywhere not talk of love or d change of Islam , some pple still dey sleep...

wandeay: Changing to Islam shows she's not convinced that Jesus is real,
#justSaying

JUST WAIT MAKE D MONEY FINISH THEN WE GO KNOW WHETHER NA D MONEY OR LOVINA CARRY HER ENTER THERE... UNA STILL DEY LEARN....