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This is one of the Mr nice guys we are talking about, someone left you years ago and you still go back to that same person. You mean to tell me she's the only woman in the world? Next thing she will put the burden of her other kids on you. Do you even know why she got divorced? I am sure she must have told you lies because all these single mothers can manipulate sissy men like you. God bless you as you train another man's child. Good luck...

Is Expel not the same as Rusticate

proxillin:
A coach that doesn't know the role..best position of player is ot. A Gud coach. He wasted a whole season for our best player Kante.. Kante has bee forgotten..

Lampard will make EPL remember kante again..

That Jogiho is advanced Bakayoko..what a scam

I swear. I won't even miss that Sarri a bit. Let him fck off

Excuses, he left because Juventus will give him enough space to smoke his 80 cigarettes a day.

adecz:
She dey vex for this small thing?

I think say she catch you on top sef..



She no know say na 9ja guy she won marry,
abi she think say she dey Yankee?




And, to worsen matters, you dey cry join..

..........may be she dey leave you because you
be crybaby alll along..



Nonsense!!!

I swear women really hate men that cry for things like this but they don't know. Crying for a woman is a sign of a weakling, a girl personally told me she hates a crying man.

Adonko:
bravo you are really living up to your name STUPIDITY


C'mon let that dude study hard and make good grade and let him not start what he cannot finish.


Badt guy

Bro book no go enter him head because am sure he's in a depressed state now, books won't get him out of depression

I will advice you to follow @stupidity's advice. Let me tell you the truth have been single for about 2years now. Just pick a girl from instamessage and you are good to go but If you don't have the means just smoke some weed or just eat it if you can't smoke it you will forget all your worries in no time. Delete all her photos, numbers, social media accounts, infact block her and before you know it you go forget am. Many fishes in the ocean bro never beg a girl, you only diminish yourself infront of her, you are destined to be great in life don't let a mere distraction cut your life short cos of a hoe, be wise

stupidity:
Things deh happen shar.


roll one weed, pay a hoe that smoke weed to come over your place, look for plastic chair to sit down and play boasty by I think Sean Paul or so. while you two are smoking weed, sit down on the chair with only boxer on, and have her give you a lap dance. Make sure she’s putting on only pant and brah, or preferably an over sized T shirt of yours with nothing underneath. And be sure it’s a girl that can twerk non stop.


Bros try this like two to three times. You’ll see life from another angle. That your babe will erase from your memory, fiam!!!!!! Like the speed of light.

Very nice bro. Really love this.

Most imams I know have beards, none have beards. Scam......

Foodforthought:
This is the most disgusting attitude I know and it is akin to Nigerians. If you want to mind your business, don't open the thread. Someone is looking for knowledge because he felt awkward seeing a thing for the first time. When you see your wife and ur gateman unclad in a room, on the bed....please mind your business.

If you give the guy an advice would he go to meet his friend and sister "hey I posted something on nairaland and here is what people are saying". When I said mind your business he should understand better.

Goldenonyx:
I was in my friends house last weekend and I saw something that I feel is an anomaly. My friend who is 24 and his sister (21) actually see themselves Unclad. The sis is comfortable undressing in front of her bro and vice versa. I am an only child, so I'm in no position to judge if this is normal or not. So I'm throwing this to the house, is Unclothedness in the family a normal thing?

Bros mind your business.

bigpriik:
you head is there they just want you to be calling and calling so they can feed their bruised ego women love attention because most of them have low self-esteem.

And some wants you to keep toasting them till dey gree and I don't have time to waste my precious credit on nonsense. I met one like that last week, we started talking and she too reciprocated. I invited her to my house and when I tried to knak her she went home angrily telling me am this am that. I no even apologize wetin concern me, I later called her and she said she won't come to my house again, bla bla am a womanizer am this am that, first time coming to my house I want to knak her, so I deleted her number straight up without wasting time . Bro do you know this girl called me yesterday after all the shakara and I told her I deleted her number and she started begging. She came yesterday and I knak her like say I won kill am. She's coming today again. God punish devil

bigpriik:
why is it that you will give your number to a guy after meeting for the first time but when he finally calls you barely pick his calls if he chats you up on WhatsApp you wunt reply or reply with one word guys can you relate to this and ladies why please give us a logical answer to this question...

I deleted about 3 girls numbers from my phone because of this same nonsense.

Optimus212:
Tnx Sir,....i am not checking & don't care.
When you get married, be checking ur wife's phone everyday OK. Maybe be then, d price of Sniper must have reached #800 but still affordable.

Guy seriously you will never learn and I assure you that you will still Bleep up. So until she gives you STds before you know you have to watch her. Someone's advising you are talking about sniper, my own ex wife gave me STds, this same attitude of your wife, no difference. Keep forming lover boy.

2019news:
It is only fools that report their wives or husband on social media. If what u have written about your wife is true, what stops u from ironing ur differences with her instead of disturbing our peace and changing moniker like pants. Please, u are not a woman. Learn to keep quite and focus on how to make more money.

Guy you are the fool here, this is a faceless forum and not a social media you should know the difference and why call the man a fool. The section here is about family related issues, if you are not interested why not opt out instead of making people feel bad. He didn't put his wife's name or even his own name so stf.

You remind me of a neighbor friend of mine, Na the guy de cook from morning till night, wash the children and the wife's cloth and even beg her for sex. You are the cause of all this. You are the wife and your woman is the husband. You need to act like a man or else you will keep doing the same thing over and over.

The part that got me. Hi NairaMarley my love and also where the other fool said NairaMarley turned him down. So fake...

LuciferImam:
That black jean was very tight two weeks ago.

What happened?



*spits

You Don turn LuciferImam. I give up..

SouthSouth1914:
The problems of the world are created by the media. Someone can’t get furious in peace with his players.

Football is a heated game and tempers will always go high. Because he is the Chelsea coach he should smile all the days of his life??

Signs of a leader is learn to control your temperament. The fool knows he's going that's why he behaved like a fool

igetdata:
Op you seem to have made up ur mind before you ask the question but no prob, I will give you my two cents anyway.

1. Forget about what you read in the internet
2. Masturbation will not cause ED, but first what do you understand by ED. Here comes a true life story.

I met a guy online, 22years of age and he complained about how he had ED thru masturbation. He was a chronic masturbator with an average of 3 self-services per day for 4years. That is over 4300 ejaculations in that space.

The results were damning;
His organ lost its sensitivity and it only became semi hard when he had his sessions. the situation only got worse overtime as his d!ck lost all trace of erection during these sessions. But The funny part was the fact that he could ejaculate still. He was having orgasm with his penis flaccid. He started getting worried then but not too worried.
Then he had to sleep with a girl.
He tried all he could to trigger an erection but his organ wouldn't concede. It was soft, extremely veiny and downward bound. He was embarrassed that day but he concluded it was probably lack of attraction for the girl. He tried his luck with a couple of girls after that but it was the same results. You would think that was bad but there was worse to come.
His penis still craved for his beloved touch. It couldn't come up but it still desired release and release it got (sometimes soft, sometimes half hard).
He couldn't stop himself or his penis. Masturbation had become him and he had become the act. There were special days though, when his member came up in full mast, and it had to be triggered by things like porn(not just any porn now, but real dark fetish. Anything lesser than DAT would only provoke a half mast) but those were really rare occasion.
Did I mention that his obsession with masturbation was nurtured from porn?

After a couple of new tries and failed attemptd with girls, he decided to visit a doctor.
A doctor turned to a couple of doctors then to a lot of doctors then to a lot of therapists and they all told him one thing.

"Young man you're alright, there's nothing wrong with your member. You're probably stressed out and the problem isn't masturbation because it doesn't cause ED "

He became frustrated and scared. Doctors said he didn't have ED but wasn't ED the reason he couldn't get an erection. He began to read stuffs online and they all supported the doctors claims So he gave up. And sank more into his obsession but then he noticed something...

With a girl he had no erection but with fantasies about sleeping with the girl he could trigger a half mast and best of all with high serial porn he could sport a full blown erection.

He decided with high determination to make some life changing decisions

He concluded that masturbation was the problem and he had to stop it but to stop it, he had to stop watching porn and he did (it wasn't easy)

Secondly, he blocked his mind from his usual fantasies (it wasn't easy)

Thirdly, he kept his hand from his penis (the biggest challenge)

A week passed, no erection when he went all erotic with a girl.

2 months passed, sensations started flying back to his member when in erotic mood with a girl

8 months passed and he could sport erection from being erotic with a girl

12 months passed and a raging hard on became possible

He's okay now. I know that because I'm the one.

So I don't know what you think about masturbation or what youve read online but believe me when I tell you that the shit is a nerve killer. I don't know if it has a lasting ED effect but it surely does leads to ED that can last for a very long time (forever even, if you fail to tackle masturbation and good luck trying to win that war)

And one more thing, just imagine if I was married when this whole ness happened to me.

for me Erectile Dysfunction is you not getting an erection when you need it. Masturbation does that a lot.

Guy you masturbated 3 times a day for 4 years, wow. I am glad you stopped.

**** You can also eat water melon, you eat the seed, the back of the water lemon all of it.

Kingpee2:
Why not just sit him down and ask him why he did it and if he gives a pleasant and reasonable stupid reason I’ll advise you just pretend to have a red juju tied up just to scare him by making an oath never to cheat on you ever again or else he will die the moment he tries it again,truth is that your hubby won’t be the last of his kind ,just settle with him and remember that everyone is a sinner ...My own view.About that fake juju part ,trust me men take that shii with total seriousness..

If your wife bring juju come house you know go ask am where she get am? That means your woman is fetish and she Don DE visit herbalist, I will never give this kind of advice.

This is pure local abeg.

LuciferJehovah:
UyaiIncomparably stupid you know that?

May half bag of Dangote cement cake inside that your rotten Ikot Ekpene pussy until all the rodents inside suffocate & die by fire.

Useless ekuke feminist.

I spit on your powdered breast milk & your receeding hairline.

3Face Idibia oshi.



*spits

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Clown. Funny dude

Praisesongz:
That’s not a poisonous snake

Not all snakes are poisonous, I don't think this is either but I don't take chances.

royalair:
wanna buy a dog bro how can you be reached

I got this from a neighbor but you can get dogs on Jiji

IamSoProlific:
Thought the Op was my security guy ooo, cus same scenario played out last week in my house.

My dog helped kill a snake too.

The exact same snake. Me no be security o. You be funny man. Lol

Oluromantic:
You name dog stone, you come say e no dey bark. Stone dey make sound? You no see noisy names like, tonto dike, Regina Daniels, dino melaye. Or just name am basketmouth make him dey bark up and down.

It's still a little dog bro. It's just getting used to its name sef.

acevic:
I hope the snake didn't bite the dog?

No it didn't. Thanks for asking.

TarOrfeek:
How much you buy this dog?


How much is anointing oil sold?

Bought the dog for 55k

Got my new Boa bull about 2 weeks now, I never heard it bark since I bought it but tonight I heard it bark so was astonished and went out to check on my dog, on getting there I found a snake just about stepping out of the pavement. I killed the snake thanks to my Dog. Its/His name is "Stone"