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NaijaEmailMiner:
Guys I need your help, I wanted to have sex with my new girlfriend last night but my prick refused to erect. I really love this girl and don't want to lose her.
This is the first time I'm having this kind of issue and I'm really depressed right now.
When I masturbate or Bleep girls who I don't love, I have full erection.
Please help me out with your advice cos I'm only 20 years old and shouldn't be having this kind of issue.

LuciferAllah:
So he took pictures of Richard Mille wristwatches and they suddenly belong to him?

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ifada123:
Please leave my trend
It is not for people like you
U can't comprehend what we do here
And you are trying to drag us down to your level
Abeg go

Christeety:
Good to know that your grandma, mum and sisters are all include in your amazing lists��.
What a shallow mentality�

sapeleboi:
no don't break up , when ever she demand for 5k tell her to collect 2500 from the other guy then give her 2500. you safe man

mikool007:
For the night is dark

sodiqapril:
I remember one year lidat during ileya period when ram fighting was still common. A friend of mine , their dad bought a ram of about 85k. so his elder brother put this insect, Guluso ( i don't know what it's called in English) on the ram's head when it wanted to fight. it kept tickling the ram the only way it could shake it off wasn't hitting his horn against anything that comes it way. after the ram destroyed it's opponent. to remove the Gulusos became a problem as the tickling had made the ram mad. it just made for the iron pole that served as the goalpost on the field where the fight took place and continued hitting it's head on it till he died. their father punished them by not buying ram for three years.

Adakintroy:
My friend shut up and assume one position. If he is not a yahoo boy then so be. My apologies!.

What are you doing going ahead to make a defense for him. Like what so if he is?..politicains this do worse.

what sought of cheap justification is that. So we have detoriated or your mind have detoriate to the point where you compare two evils and see which is better.

Again if he is yahoo boy, i retract my statements and apologies. But if he is not. Then please don't force sentiment out of me. He deserves his carma.

I see them laugh at oyibo feeling pain..glad to know they feel pain too.

Adakintroy:
Bros he said the truth. What do you mean "did he defraud you?." It means you already defending his ways. The question should be is he the kind of person being described here.

Pain is pain.It's good to know there kind feel pains too. Otherswise when you tell them their victims feel pain they laugh it off. Just like some of us are laughing them off now.

tyup:
I see ur a big fan of yahoo guys but let me tell you if you're a yahoo guy and you dont stop on time this same fate will befall you. mark today's date down.

LuciferYaweh says so and I agree

lilianofentse:
I love you

LuciferYaweh:
So all of a sudden, all SARS children nationwide will drop & die just like that?


I say it again:
Kolade Johnson was a yahoo boy that scammed people out of their livelihood without batting an eyelid.
Karma just caught up with him.

The only reason this is making waves is because he is well known around Mangoro for flaunting his ill-gotten wealth & our society uplifts immorality.
One can only imagine how many innocent people's lives he ruined in the process. Some may have even committed suicide (knowing whites).

Armed robbers have more dignity than yahoo boys. At least they risk it all knowing that operation may be their last.
Yahoo boys are cowards who hide behind monitors to perpetrate evil.

I cannot waste my sympathy on these lowlifes.



*spits

alert01:
Why are you so unfortunate and ridiculously stupid? What has the guy done to deserve thjese insults from u.n Guys like you are the real example of sissy guys that have no life of theri own other than waht pussy dictate for them. Idiot

MEGA4BILLION:
Thank GOD you didn't leave him behind alone or with your daughter at home, he had an ulterior motive that was why he was adamant you have to buy him the card outside. Your husband is not smart.

Goddys:
Please I'm a guy and my butt has taken shape like that of a woman, how do I deflate it cuz I wouldn't want to end up stabbing any homosexual that will stop me any day.




What distastes me is what some women are dying over to get

dyze:
Ode ni e

Airforce01:
Omo dis girls no know who really get dia time .

They will leave the right guy tripping for them and carry dia self to guys wey no dey reason dia matter .

This girl has a boyfriend but she just won't stay away from me..

I'm not a free agent and I'm not searching .

See how relax she s and she get boyfriend o .

MrBrownJay1:
case closed, class is dismissed!

announcement:
Bros, it doesn't really matter if a pilot logged 1million miles. New versions of old version of aircraft come out. The pilots are at least ought to have mastered ( trained ) the way the new version of plane works properly. when we say training it might be ground training on simulator. It could be that simple.

starring:
Biko don't pass aggression towards me. What will you allow me do? You are obviously one of the bitter souls on nairaland looking for someone to lash on. If you no get better thing to talk about, kindly shut the fvck up.

BecaciaBarbie:
Don't let these nairalanders men who probably just got duped by some girl out there fool you or give you advice relating to their own personal issues. I like how you were able to point out the fact that you messed up, as people rarely do that... they try to play victims all the time. Truth is, you are the genesis of this whole emotional wreck, as you never showed seriousness in the relationship judging from your post. Truth is, she was fast like very fast... Something most of us wished we did when we saw the signs. I guess she loves her heart too much to accommodate any kind of heart break so she had to bolt out to prevent future heart wahala.

What you need to do if you truly love this girl is to work on your trust issues by gaining her trust back as you've really messed that up. No lady needs a man who flirts about online, openly at that...shows you got no respect for her and she means nothing to you... If you could do such publicly, then your private dealings should be really really scary.

I think you need to apologize and gain her trust back, hopefully this isn't too late.

candlewax:
Crocodiles don't just pop in the water from no where. The dead guy must have known there are crocs in that river yet he chose the river from the abundance of other safe options to urinate .

By instincts as carnivorous predator, crocs will kill anything to quench it's hunger. It doesn't see the dead man as a man per se. It saw him as food and attacked, that's it's behavior by default. The man could have urinated in another spot and I'm sure he and the croc will still be alive.