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He has tried so much, He promised a chain & has chained down many families to hungers, hardships, deaths, world of home poverty & heart breaking news. He has tried so much to offer his 76 campaigned promises in 2015 check all in ur internet & confirm. He has also tried to fulfil his swearing in statetement “I belong to everybody & I belong to nobody as he abandoned some states to herdsmen killings since he does nt belong to them, oppositions to EFCC, Impositions of Govs & others electoral offices against pple choice some that prompted his wife Aisha to condemp openly, he all offered unprecidented disrespectful of Rule of Laws, Courts Order & electoral laws. His achievements has made Nig to owe the highest foreign debts. So he has tried a lot, May Satan bless him.

Ok

Guys take a chill pill, It's nothing but a joke. All just to trend..

Nigeria whoop dem Xenophobic assess. Pussy ass Biitches. Next time don't killl Nigerians in your damm country. Pussy Hoes.

Yeah because they have nothing to offer than their smelly pussies, I hate smelly pussies, I don't eat for days If I smell one. I spit on smelly pussies when I see one. I rather mastubate than fvck a smelly hoe.

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O girl. Keep quiet. You are sounding like u wanted to eat your cake and have it.
Stop cursing here. Nairaland is not a mental asylum .
The world is a bad world with or without yahoo boys.
Olosho women also use men's sperm too and many men have run mad from these silent killers. Even women are into rituals. Using men's destiny. Why cursing that boy?

The way I see you . you are taking this thing personal because you actually wanted a scenario where you will just eat free money and clean yaansh. But now you were disappointed it may kill u. Hence, the ranting.

BTW, yahoo is bad. Whether plus or minus .
Making money from someone's tears or blood is definitely evil. Pls guys, don't venture into it and o girl, cool down

The girl na runs girl period. A responsible girl won't be cursing like that.

Martinez19:
If this is true, then this is child abuse not discipline. Your father needs psychiatric evaluation.

The man is still is old self bro. I just didn't understand how much my father would be so mean. I remember when I had my wedding, he wanted to shift date for no good reason and I told him me and my fiance already planned it all, can you believe he didn't come for my wedding. Me no even send am.

When I was young father would beat me like a goat, he would naked me and beat me and pour red pepper on my body for things that doesn't make sense. I remember the day our dog bite me my dad still beat me join. Make he con try am now na punch I go give am.

A 6 figure salary and your wife doesn't have salt at home. So fake a story

Got this on Facebook.
Some people can be annoyingly ungrateful!
Amalachukwu Maduka made a post about a woman Toyin helped.
This woman, who she didn't know from Adam, came to her inbox to beg her for money for her house rent. Said she was a widow with two kids and her rent was 150k, that she had raise 70k only and the landlord was on her neck.
She asked for her account number and sent her 15k she was supposed to use for her sons birthday cake.
This woman didn't call to at least say "I have seen it o"
She sent her series of msgs to know if she has seen the money but no response from the woman for weeks.
She managed to get her number and called her and the woman was sounding disappointed that she sent her only 15k.
She cut the call and then received this foolish text from the woman..(pictures below)
Why are some people so ungrateful?
You even see who help you for this economy yet you cannot appreciate.
Do you know how many people are looking help? Do you know the kind of help I myself need now? I see who go transfer 15k for me now I go kon dey say e no dey enough?
How I wish that money would be refunded since its not enough.
Mstchwww
Smh!

Fallen Olympus. This fallen boobs will still entice some crazy dudes.

They are vicious, blood thirsty and ferocious but stooges, they are. Just as grand puppeteers manipulate puppets to amuse audiences, so are they tossed around by their very own puppeteer.

Though this puppeteer doesn't control them with strings, he does so with force, order and superiority. Bound to do his bidding, they are. It has been engrained in them, as much as part of them, as their own beating heart. It is of course how they were trained. Theirs is a case of hierarchy, discipline and utter obedience even at the expense of the law.

Just like an avalanche, amid force and chaos they emerged on January 15, 1966. As opposed to the performance of puppets in cinemas who wowed and amused their audience, these puppets were not built for amusement, rather when they performed they brought pain and anguish. They left in their wake, a cascade of sorrow, tears and scarlet red blood. Their audiences were not amused; they bled their lives away on the stage of their performances. Puppets they were but in 1976, they received a re-christening by Fela Anikulapokuti. The black Prophet in his lifetime, referred to them as zombies and I daresay, aptly so!

Their first junta came to an end in the year 1979 but sadly they resurfaced in the year 1983 and remained until the year 1998, a year when their big tree of corruption, oppression and suppression was brought down by a small axe called democracy. Relief and freedom at long last, or so people thought…

For as they left, a new army arose from the audience that once bled, taking center stage. An army not made of sword, steel or spear, not made of jack booths or guns. An army far more dangerous than the departed zombies, a higher breed of zombies, made of men, women and children.

"I don't care about the candidate, I care about the religion! I will only vote for the candidate that shares the same belief as me" right here are the words of a religious zombie. This breed is initiated right from infancy. Their training starts right there in their family with their parents as the superior officers and respective religious homes their arsenal.

They are bred to loathe anyone that shares a belief contrary to theirs, to see them as doomed for hell and of course in dire need of salvation. This breed has wreaked and will continually wreak havoc if not checked. They have played a major role in the division and widespread hatred we are experiencing today. Many lives, properties and homes have been destroyed by the actions and inactions of this breed.

Disheartening, right? This brings us to the next breed. "You cannot marry him! In fact you must forget about him completely, you must marry from your tribe alone, only then will I give you my blessings" this right here, is the zombie of tribalism speaking. This breed is closely related to the religious zombie. They are of course Siamese twins and both begin right there in the family. The Yoruba man will teach his children to call the Igbo man "omo igbo", the igbo man will return the favour and tell his kids to call the Yoruba man "Yoruba Yoruba people", and then the Hausa man will call the Igbo man "nyamiri" but don’t you forget that the hausa man is also addressed as "born throwey" in pidgin.

The parents baptize the children with the spirit of tribalism and in so doing; they sow the seed of hate and suspicion against those who are not kin. There are millions of this breed roaming around and of course they have only added more fuel to the flame which was lit by the religious zombies. This zombie matrimony plunges the nation further into abysmal hatred and sedition. A cold world of favoritism, nepotism and chauvinism, it has become but do we even see the hate?

"5000 is too much, just give me 500 and a bowl of long-grain parboiled rice and my vote is automatically for your candidate"
This is another poor zombie speaking, one that will lose his mind and existence to the highest bidder. Nigeria was recently declared the headquarters of poverty. You can only imagine how many they are! Unlike the first two breeds this breed does not start from the family. They arise at adulthood after they have been thoroughly dealt with by the throes and ills of the society. Of course, this hardship is mostly brought upon them by the actions of the religious and tribalistic zombies.

The religious zombies favour those who share the same faith as them and of course when they hold a public office or position they ensure that the policies implemented are far more favourable to men who share the same faith as them. The zombies of tribalism however, only consider their kin! They would rather make provisions and opportunities for those who are from the same tribe as them. Both zombies would be content giving an extraordinary opportunity to an unqualified brother of the same faith or tribe rather than a person who is more qualified but whose only offense would be that "he is not from my place" or "he doesn't share my faith".

Many are left to languish in poverty and unemployment. Ready to sell their rights like Esau as was duly recorded in the Holy Writ, at absurd prices. Harrowingly, they become an item of puppetry in the process.

The future is bleak. We are walking on egg shells and standing on thin ice. You could maybe call me clairvoyant but one thing I am certain of is this: this new army of zombies will lead us into implosion if drastic reforms are not executed with exigency. Their actions have left the unity, peace and growth of our nation on cold grounds. Down on the ground the nation has been, constantly fastened to the ground by screws of religion, tribalism and poverty! A dire situation, it is. An impending doom, a catastrophe lurking by the four cardinals, waiting for the perfect time to embrace us all, it sadly is. Men have lost their minds to religion, tribalism and poverty. People are tossed back and forth like tides by religious leaders, tribesmen and men with big purses.

Democracy saved us from the early zombies but how are we going to be saved from these breeds?
If the family unit is reformed, there may be hope for the generations yet unborn. If I were a parent, I would sow the seed of love as opposed to hatred in my home. The world is cold and dark; don’t we all need a little love? Yes, that person may not be your tribesman or share the same faith with you, but that person is human and you should see people first as such!

For those of us who don't form a part of posterity and are free-roaming zombies already, we owe it to posterity to search our souls. Emancipation from mental slavery can only be done by the mentally enslaved. Do you think you are free? Are you ready to fight for freedom? Only you hold the key to your liberation! I have searched my soul and I have answered. It is time you did yours!

Attorney
K.I. Onana Esq.
Kimionana@gmail.com

Josephnice:
he could have killed those dogs with good punches but was afraid of the likely reactions of the people videoing the event. dogs are so weak to withstand a heavy punch on their head or neck

You could be right but dogs are smart and two dogs attacking you at the same time you won't be able to think that fast. The weakest point of a dog is to twist it's ears. They cry in agony

NwaAmaikpe:




Marriage celebration without a baby to show for their 12 months together as husband and wife is that one a celebration?

They are only mocking themselves.
No child yet and you have the effrontery to celebrate wedding anniversary.

Shame on Banky's family if they have not started putting pressure on Adesuwa.

God knows that if Banky were my brother, I would have since sent that girl packing since she doesn't know what she was married for.

Clown

She's beautiful like my Mom. God bless our mothers.

anukulapo:
For her mind she go dey think say you be one-minute-man. She no go know say na survival mode you dey. Lol

Na so bro. But the girls on nairaland will say na dirty girls you de smash. Always covering for themselves.

1stladdy:
You having sex with someone with a smelly pussy shows how dirty you are.

She's more classy than you. You girls always making up like crazy but down stinks like shit.

That's why I was I always tell this hoes that they have nothing to offer but their smelly puzzies. Met this girl off late, very frosh and curvy body but Damm puzzy stinks like shit. I had planned on going a few rounds. I manage one round just lock up.

Look at the cats closely. They aren't looking at the baby. They are looking at the white form hanging around the baby's bed. The things swings around so they are curious.

Donjazzy12:
Serves you right! Another foolish young man who lives for pussy! You are a total embarrassment to men! Tell me one good quality your gold digging prostitute girlfriend has. Just one. You bury your entire destiny in the rotten pussy of an ungrateful prostitute! Even some prostitutes who stand by the road side has better qualities than the money monger you call your girlfriend.

Move on idiot, if you still have some sense left in you! At your age, you still think money is the only thing that keeps a woman. Idiot!!

Bro I swear I love your comment. The guy is nothing but a fool. Like say na she be the only girl we DE this world.

martineverest:
talk is cheap....y u no go the village go kill the snake and see what will happe

My man na joke o.

lezzshyte:
Guys please I need your help, I know i'm supposed to post this on health section but there's more traffic here and I need advise quick.

After engaging in a sexual kink with some of my pals, I noticed I've had an infection on my lips. My lips swelled up to the size of a tennis ball. The swelling went down to my relief but my lips broke out in sores and started to blister. I am so scared of going to the hospice because I don't want to hear what I cannot handle. I feel kinda feverish so I'm hoping its fever sores because I usually have blisters on my lips before I get malaria but its never like this. Maybe its because the malaria will be serious. I've already started to take malaria medicine. But I'm still so scared guys, has anyone ver experienced this?

Join this group on Facebook "Doing it Yourself". After joining just post your predicament with the photos I promise you that you will see solutions.

Samakus:
You guys should quit calling out highqueen. She made her opinion public. Counter it with facts and stop the childish name calling.

Attacking a commenter instead of the comment is actually lame. Just disagree with her opinion in a respectful way. Respect is reciprocal biko.

Ekwusikwaam

You be confirm asslicker, person we still be undergraduate na in you de asslick. Shame

Nigerians with their superstitious believes. If I catch their snake na pot straight. God punish satan

Nature has so built in you that you have absolute control over the materials that reach my subconscious mind through your five senses. People don't exercise it that's why they live in fear/poverty. Your subconscious mind is like a fertile garden spot in which weed will grow in abundance if the seed of more desirable, positive things aren't sown.
You have the ability to completely control your own mind. Nature has endowed you with one strong thing and that's the ability to control your own mind. If you can't control your own mind you won't be able to control anything, needless to say you can't be great in life if you can't control your mind.

highqueen:
Trolls aren't invited here Please, bye.

You be mugun. Your mates are having better thing to do with their life you are here depending on a man all your life. Are you incapacitated, you know get leg, you know get hand, what do you have to offer in a relationship, your smelly pussy. Get a life.

highqueen:
So many men are dreaded by some lady's love for money, maybe because of the negative impact it has on the lady by leading her into making money in illegal ways.
But at the same time, we ought to have the positive insight on the reason our men should rather go for women that loves money.
So here are my reasons:

1) SHE ACTS AS A MOTIVATOR: When you wife a lady that loves money, you will always be motivated to financially, probably because, she may be ahead of you both financially and in economic aspect, and probably, you as a man wouldn't want that for yourself, so your financial drives will be proliferated. You will always wanna be the head, so, this becomes a driving force that will push you moving forward to maintain your ego as a man.

2) SHE HELPS EXPUNGE THE MIND OF A MEDIOCRE: A woman that has set a high standard for herself wouldnt relent in making sure that her partner has the same school of thought as hers. She will make sure that the mind of mediocrity is annihilated in the family, she will always encourage you and wouldn't want you to settle for less as she has already place her standard. A woman like this will not be okay with just a 2 bedroom flat, she would wanna explore, she won't be comfortable with eating only Garri/fufu everyday of the week, she makes you realise that you have not yet arrived.

3) SHE BRINGS BUSINESS IDEAS AND STRATEGIES: And yes, she will bring up so many business STRATEGIES to boost the financial standard/level of her husband and family. She knows the right business that can yearn more profit, she has knowledgeable ideas on technical know how, she's always drawing plans of the next business move to keep you going.
This kind of woman will always support her husband positively in business wise. She gets projects that will lead into skyrocketing financially. She'd be simply amazing.

4) SHE GUIDES YOU IN INVESTING PROPERLY: Any lady that knows the value of money will also know how to invest properly, she makes investment deals on long term profits, she firstly helps you acquire landed properties, equipment and resources. She doesn't depend on the short term investment rather she looks beyound it just to attain the best of it.
These type of lady always marks out good plan for the family, they help their husbands in any wise investment plans instead of slaying with make ups and clothes.

5) SHE'S ALWAYS GONNA MAKE YOU PROUD: A good wise woman will always make you proud because she is always gonna be successful, you will be proud of her anytime, anywhere.
You will always be grateful for having such a wonderful woman as your wife, you will over the years appreciate her efforts in making you a better man financially.

Love a woman that loves to love money in positive ways and see your coast enriched. You can't always do it alone, you need a sensible woman to handle your projects wisely.
Thank you.
Lalasticlala, mynd44, seun.

Everything about your own life is how a man should support you. You have nothing in your head. Instead of you to grow up and be the boss of your life. You are here depending on a man. And some stupid ass licker guys will still support your nonsense right up. Go and work, make your own money. OLOSHO better pass you. Didinrin. Omo Asin

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


Unconscious after entering a taxi...is she experiencing transfiguration??

Just insert a 12-inch cucumber in her pusxsy and watch her scream out of her unconsciousness.

Na person mama you de talk to like this. Even NwaAmaikpe can't spew this trash. Trying so hard to be like him will always make you a foolish she goat

datsammy:
Thank God Hazard is not there. Real madrid will jump and pass

As in them no born them. Up blues MA man.

Told my class teacher she had big eye balls, the woman cried like a baby. Students in the class began to laugh like crazy. Given 2weeks suspension cos of that

I was in my final year at the Uni. I had this last course I didn't read for and if I failed it I might not graduate. Had to carry expo in. VC and Top lectures came to invigilate and I was sitted at the front. Dem cash some guys that day with expo but me no send o I DE use my thing DE go.

Big hips, small breaszzt. Lol

OEChika:
Bro, Moses is a " not too fantastic" player, he couldn't have broken into the English national team so don't make it sound like he did us a favour... most of these players play for naija cos they know they are gonna be taken for granted in the English team,both talent wise and "colour" wise. So they prefer coming to Nigeria where they have an almost guaranteed shirt

I agree with you, he's an average player