₦airaland Forum

There is nothing in delta state to show the amount of money being received from d fg allocation. Its a shame dat beaf is being unrealistic here. Ibori is far more better than Uduaghan. Can u imagine dat I had an accident on my way to benin from Warri (@ d state boundary btw Edo state) b4 Ologbo, d youths in that village came and was forcing us to settle community (de. Levy). We had an accident and our car fell inside a swamp and we had to settle them with 3 ton to save our dear lives. Dat is to show u d level of moral and social decadence in delta state. Government schools are nothing to write home about. I'm totally disappointed in beaf. Let's say bad of things that aren't good and praise good things. Delta state is really in a sorry state.

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@Ileke-idi, why can't u spend a little time with ur hubby and kids? Or are u dat jobless to have spent better half of ur life in nairaland?

Jeez! So dis is real, rip Sammy

This is a rumour creeping around my neighbourhood. Just wanna confirm shaa

@Eko ile, what's wrong in having a conversation devoid of name-calling? Plz stop dis mess of a character.

That's the problem of Nigerians. Just imagine Seanets reaction. Nairaland is now a home for ethnic battles. I'm totally disappointed with some folks in this forum.

So Yoruba's love money reach like dis? Hmmm, person sell im bro because of dough? "Okoro man and their love for money" I dey laugh in Afenifere

@Ileke-idi or whatever ur name is, I just wanna know if ur ex was an Igbo guy? Must u always sound stooopppiid and hopelesssss whenever u see an Igbo thread? This shows how lilliputian ur brain is coz u always sound like a kindergarten pupil in every thread. Plz grow up.

Bayelsans deserves no pity at all. Its really appalling that these peeps (Bayelsans) don't even care what the plights of his neighbour are. For instance, Odi water board is been given dough to power their generator to pump water for the community but some fellas were cornering the money to the detriment of the town at large. Timipreye Sylva is the worst governor that Nigeria has ever had. Ohakim is even a saint to be compared with this dude. He's got no clue of how to run government. The problem is that, they don't even care about the unwholesome acts of the governor.

Make Alj.Boko Haram and Dumbfav no catch u o. To the topic, Naija would have been a forgotten issue as in existence as a unified entity.

Mine occurred some 7 yrs ago. That was in my second year at the uni. A friend of mine lost his dad, so, we his close pals went to their crib a day b4 d burial to help him arrange some certain things. Midway through our activities, his elder bros brought three crates of beer for the seven of us. As the liquor dey go on, my hommie got some 10 raps of weed. Out of the seven of us, just three of us do take weed. My normal package is one full mole. As d groove dey go on, I mistakenly ended up taking three mole. O boy, weather started changing around 3pm for my eye o. I was unable to see anything, na human voices I dey hear. In order not to fall my hand, I told my peeps make I go relax small. I was so lucky that I ve been to crib many times, so to navigate to the frontage of the building was some how easy for me. When I lay down to sleep, it was another wahala coz the building was turning upside down and rotating at an average of about 50km per hour (for my yeye eye and mind then). Jeez, to the glory of God, I heard the voice of my friends sister, so I called her to ask for garri. She arranged the garri for me without even the necessary ingredients for drinking garri. I took more than half painter of garri alone. But it was as if I ve not taken anything. The most horrifying experience of it all was that one mind was telling me " O boy u don mad o", but being dat I do take the stuff before and know most stories concerning it (but I ve never been in such a situation b4), I was forcing myself within my mind that I'm not gonna go mad. I still can't  sleep coz d constant rotation of the building couldn't allow me to sleep. I asked God to spare me and I promised Him dat if ever venture into weed smoking again, let Him do with me whatever He will. L8 on, I slept off but when I woke up, it was as if I had a bath while I was sleeping coz I was totally wet with sweat. The first thing that came out of my mouth was thank U Jesus. It was more than traumatising. God sef na good person, can u imagine that some months past I started rapping up rizzler with saliva again. But I ve dropped it for good now. For real I can't forget dat day my life

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@Ekt_bear, must u always show ur ignorance in dis forum? Why showing some hopeless logic in dis thread? @Knowall and co, I don't even know why u guys were replying this demented fellaz post. The pronunciation between Igbo(SE) and igbo (marijuana) is totally different. Plz let's respect God even if u hate Ndigbo as Alhaji Harem rightly pointed out. But for ye d atheist, more condemn grease to ur broken elbows.

@Alhaji "Boko" Harem, I have come to understand that you like joining the bandwagon. Its a pity that you can't voice out your opinion or intentions. Must you always second peoples posts? Don't you have some brains to think out something positive? If not "Gbam" or true talk. Please make use of your own brains rather than seconding. @OP, I'm so pissed that you guys have the time for this. Those guys has done their bits and left the seat for these imbecilic and megalomaniacs in power. The best thing we should be doing is to fashion out means to plead with these dudes to concentrate with our political rogues. Why, because an average naija politician will never be alive to see this country being divided. That's why they do crush any regional "militant" agitators with every military force available. Boko Haram is the only force that can fight for the downtrodden in this country. Our EFCC and ICPC were meant for the yahoo boys and not for our polithievcians, but BK is now an oracle that can kill and maim them at will. Let's form an online alliance to appeal to their conscience to leave the innocent citizens out of this but to continue with our so called leaders. For your information, naija will never disintegrate because we the southerners rejected it when it came to us on a platter of gold.

Some forumites think with their smelling ass*s. This dude made a wonderful observation and some BRF apologist can't even see his genuine reasons. Godswill Akpabio did one of (if not d biggest) the biggest and best drainage system to tackle such a thing in Uyo taking cognisance dat his state is in rainforest region. The reason why Imo people voted out Ohakim is because he was busy planting flowers and painting roads and sign post in O town. Let's call a spade a spade. Yes BRF has tried but he needs to tackle d real problems dat lagosians face every rainy season. @Big Bi, u are totally spot on bro.

Make BRF continue with his flowers, Eko oni baje indeed

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@Mugu HARAM, I don't know why u always exhibit ur im•bel*lic attitude in public. Its not a must that u got to comment on every thread. Op is talking about an ivy league graduate and i think u aint in the know about the value of good education. If this thread is for cattle rearing and milking, then you can lecture us on that. Try to dey use ur head at times.

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Honestly u guys are great. Tanx once again for ur candid advice.

Tanx for ur contribution

I'm 28

I'm in love with my friends sister. It started some few weeks ago. Where the problem lies is that, my buddy isn't away of this. Then, their family is like a second home to me. I'm totally confused. I'm even seeing our relationship as one that will lead to the next level. Should I garner d momentum to let my friend know about this or look for means to back off immediately. I will really appreciate your good advice.

@OP, sincerely speaking, u are living in a fools paradise. Its a pity coz u don't even believe in ur own ability. U are disgusting.

Yea, tanx