₦airaland Forum

Kaetoh:
I wonder what you people eat in Ibadan that makes everyone of you so afonjaic and foolish.

Make dem no worry our acting coordinator Oshi ba njo go make sure say Biafra leaves the federation for good whether their Fulani masters like it or not.

PearlStreet:
Osisikanwu was an armed robber terrorizing Igboland, yet he was given a chieftaincy title.

TA Orji consistently stole from Abia state for 8 years, yet he was given the Ochendo Ndigbo in Anambra.

This guy stole a car battery and he was beaten to death.

The only reason he was killed is because he's an hausa man.

BUT YOU AGREE WITH ME HAUSA DID KILL IGBOS WHEN A CARTOON OF MOHAMMED IS SEEN IN A WESTERN EUROPEAN NEWSPAPERS.

When I warned people about Trump they said Oh! The man is honest, he is this, he is that, he says it as it is. Some even believed he would give us Biafra. Even went as far as celebrating and getting shot by the Savage Nigerian Army/police. Despite all other inconsistencies and acts of dictatorship, they still believe Trump is a strong man who will shape the world. Nonsense

Name check 1,2...... Name check 1,2 testing, testing, testing the microphone.

Proudly 5%

Last week, there were riots in Bayelsa state over a person with an Igbo name, who killed his Bayelsan girlfriend.
Some Bayelsa indigenes started attacking some Igbos.
Some persons who have been mocking the Baifran cause took it upon themselves to ask why the people of Bayelsa are attacking Igbos when the Igbos kept saying that Bayelsa is part of Biafra.
Some even mocked the support of Igbos for Jonathan, saying that Igbos supported Jonathan because they thought that Jonathan having his name as Ebele and Azikiwe means that he is Igbo.
I laugh.
I think it remains arguable whether Bayelsa is part of the area to be known as Biafra and it is the right of the Ijaws to choose whether they will want to be in Biafra or Nigeria, or form their own country.
Nobody can impose Biafra on them.
As for the Igbos support of Jonathan, I do not think that any Igbo man thinks or thought that Jonathan was an Igbo man.
I do not also think that anyone was misled in Igboland into thinking that Ebele is an Igbo name or that Azikiwe was the Igbo name of Jonathan.
These are the reasons I think that the Igbos massively supported Goodluck Jonathan.
First, during the first campaign of Jonathan, his wife was in Aba speaking Igbo fluently. His wife said that she was of Rivers state but her mother was from Umuahia. She is the only wife of GEJ and the Igbos were glad that one of their own was in Aso Rock. It was like the issue of Queen Esther in the Persian palace, looking out for her people the Jews.
Secondly, Jonathan appointed the first Igbo man to be the head of the Nigerian army, since the civil war. Since the war, Igbos have not been occupying big positions in the military especially in the army and Jonathan broke this jinx by appointing Ihejirika to be the Chief of army staff. For the first time, Isuikwuato became the capital of the Nigerian army and all these were due to Jonathan doing what no Nigerian leader has ever done in appointing a south easterner to head the army.
Thirdly, Jonathan appointed Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Deziani Allison Madueke, Arunma Oteh and other Igbos to help him run the country.
The economy of the country circulated around these Igbos and I remember seeing Ngozi Okonjo Iweala at Shopping Centre Aba where she bemoaned the fact that commerce was dying in Aba. The market women there pleaded with her to do something to help commerce in Aba and she promised to do something. Under the govt of Jonathan, the Igbos found an identity and they saw Jonathan as a man willing to stand by the Igbos.
Fourthly, under the govt of Jonathan, after NOI made that promise, containers bearing clothing were freely imported into Nigeria and the Igbos had their commerce booming. You saw Igbos rising to be millionaire importers and people could always be heard to say, 'Ochichi Jonathan favouro ndi Igbo'. Under his govt, businessmen in Aba, Onitsha, Alaba and nnewi were buying houses, tearing it down and building five storey buildings.
Fifthly, some have argued that Jonathan did not build roads for Igbos but I know that he was the person that awarded the Enugu- Port Harcourt express way and which the construction is still going on. He knew how important trade was for the Igbos and he upgraded the Enugu airport airport to an international level so Igbos can travel to China and other places without first going to Lagos .
Sixthly, even if the govt of Jonathan did nothing for the Igbos, there were two options for the Igbos during the Presidential election: the choice between electing Buhari and electing Jonathan. Even if Jonathan did nothing for the Igbos, the Igbos knew that Buhari was not an option. The Igbos knew that Buhari is a tribalist, an ethnic bigot in favour of the Hausa Fulani, that Buhari was not intelligent enough to handle the country, that Buhari does not like the Igbos, that Buhari was president or military head of state sometime ago in Nigeria and everybody suffered and they did not want to suffer again, and that Buhari was more of an Islamic bigot who regarded Islam more than anything, and that putting Nigeria into the hand of Buhari was taking Nigeria back to hunger, herdsmen killing, breachig human rights, lack of freedom of speech and other oppressions the govt of Buhari has always been known for.
So when the Igbo juxtaposed candidate Buhari to candidate Jonathan, supporting Jonathan was the natural thing for the Igbos to do.
It does not require a 10.0 I.Q for the Igbos to know that voting Buhari was taking Nigeria back and the Igbos made the right choice.
With what is happening to Nigeria today, every rational Nigerian knows and can see clearly that the Igbos made the right choice.
It is only those mischievous few who are allowing politics to becloud their sight that can't see what is visible even to the blind.
So I think that it will be foolhardy to think that Igbos did not vote for Buhari because he is a Fulani. Yaradua was a Fulani from the same Katsina State of Buhari yet Igbos voted for him and rejected Buhari. The rejection of Buhari was not due to his state of origin of the fact that he is a Muslim, but because of who he is.
Likewise, the acceptance of Jonathan was not because the Igbos thought he was Igbo, or that he had Igbo names, or that the Igbos said that Bayelsa was part of Biafra, but the acceptance of Jonathan was because of how he treated the Igbos, how his govt favoured the Igbos and his alliance with the Igbos in marriage and association.
So it will be otiose to say that the Igbos regard Bayelsa as a part of Biafra and that that was the reason for the support for Jonathan.
The people of Bayelsa, Rivers state, Akwa Ibom, Cross River, Delta etc are all part of the south South and nobody can force them to be a part of Biafra .
During the war, Akwa Ibom and Cross River fought alongside the Biafrans, Rivers and Bayelsa abandoned the Biafrans midway while Delta was part of Biafra .
It is their choice now to be or not to be of Biafra as they cannot be compelled.
And the fact that some persons in Bayelsa feel aggrieved over the murder of one of their own by am alleged Igbo, and they went about attacking Igbos, can never be interpreted to mean that they are expressing the entire will of the ijaw people. Even in the same local govt, two villages can quarrel and fight and that does not mean that they are sworn enemies forever.

Geeoriginal:
it is very unfortunate that people lack history knowledge. Is it true that Southwest always supports the North? Zik of SE aligned with Tafawa Balewa instead of Awolowo, 1979: Ekwueme supported Shagari from the North and won in SE, 1993: SE majority voted for Tofa of the North against Abiola, 1999: Falae was the SW candidate, Obasanjo was the candidate of the North, but SE supported the candidate of the North, the only time that SW and North agreed was with Buhari. It was all because Jonathan govt was a failure and also put the SW at disadvantage in his appointments. Notwithstanding, he got more than 30% of SW votes. So, I see foolishness and ignorant each time I see people saying 'SW always supported the North ' or 'Yoruba is Hausa's slave' . People that says that are either brainwashed, ignorant or history revisits. Let's quit saying what is not right.

Mr history first of all Tafawa Balewa was already dead long before 1979. Secondly, I believe you are referring to the alliance between Northern Peoples Congress (NPC) and the NCNC where we operated a parliamentary system of government where the party with the highest number of seats (in this case NPC) produced the prime minister but because they did not have absolute majority of seats they have to form an alliance with a party or parties that would give the ruling party ⅔ majority to pass laws. The NPC approached the Action Group (AG) but Awolowo refused during the negotiations because in exchange for the alliance Awolowo made demands that the NPC could not meet. So the NPC had no choice but to go to the party that would still give them the ⅔ majority which is the NCNC. If no coalition was achieved there would be no government and fresh elections would be repeated until ⅔ majority is attained. So what Zik and the NCNC did was more accommodating in a broader political sense than the far-left position being pushed by the Awolowo led Action Group. Again you mentioned 1993 as the year Ekwueme supported Shagari, first of all let me tell you that the National Party of Nigeria (NPN) which Shagari and Ekwueme used to achieve their joint ticket was defunct after the Buhari/Idiagbon coup of 31st December 1983 and not 1993 as you put it. And before you start your conspiracy theory against Ekwueme let me remind you that he was a member of the NPN and a vice president thanks to a joint ticket with Shagari, Awolowo too had an Igbo man (Umeadi) as his running mate. The only Igbo man to run for president in the 2nd republic was Nnamdi Azikiwe under Nigerian Peoples Party (NPP). So giving the impression that Ekwueme supported Shagari instead of Awolowo is silly seeing that Ekwueme belonged to the NPN and not UPN. Thirdly, you accuse Igbos of not supporting a Yoruba man in 1999 and in the same vein you say they voted Obasanjo whom you say was a northern candidate. Is Obasanjo not a Yoruba man? Your premise contradicts your conclusion. Finally, the Igbos voted the National Republican Convention (NRC) in June of 1993 because one of their sons Sylvester Ugoh from Imo State was on the joint ticket with the NRC presidential candidate Othan Bashir Tofa. Abiola's running mate was a Kanuri from the North East Ambassador Baba Gana Kingigbe so what in your mind should have been the motivation for Igbos to vote Abiola? Maybe Christianity or what? Of course not. Even very recently the yorubas voted the joint ticket of their son Yemi Osinbajo/PMB which is exactly what the Igbos did with Tofa/Ugoh in 1993. Both scenarios are the same and cannot be described as political naivety can it?

Wetin concern me with Fayose's popularity or buhari's incompetence. All we know be say poor man dey suffer, monkey dey work baboon dey chop.

NCAN Ogidi chapter just flew back from the UK where I covered the story on the Doctor wey commot ovary think say na appendix.

What is the latest?

It is easier for Arse Anal fc to win EPL and UEFA champions league in the month of may of the same year than for APC that is performing woefully in all facets of government to capture Anambra where APGA is not only the ruling party but has been doing well wella

Let me say this, Buhari can't escape responsibility over this whether he read the document or not so far as he gave his assent through signature. Wetin una dey talk sef?

goldedprince:
central bank of nigeria bullion van we get accident and money no fly, that one na bullion van?

For where?

farem:
My brother you no go school at all. There is difference o! See below:


Gubernatorial aspirants
- they will not really be in charge, if elected. They will only be coordinating states affairs



Governorship aspirants: those that will become real govanos. They are with real power and excellency of governors. They derive their legitimacy from their campaign identity 'GOVERNORship'.


Source: Advanced Misguided Dictionary, Nigerian Wailers Edition. 2017 ©

And I thought I was the only clown here. Chai!!

FriendNG:
- Professor Yemi Osinbajo reacted to concern that President Buhari did not hand over power to him

- He said the president duly handed over power to him




https://www.naij.com/1103792-osinbajo-speaks-acting-president-coordinating-president-controversy.html

Why is this flattie senator drinking paracetamol for Afonja headache when the Coordinating Vice President is not even from his party? He should be talking about the repairs to Arochukwu/Ohafia federal road which is the worst federal road in West Africa. And he is here playing with semantics. Odiegwu!!

AFONJA FAKE SOLDIER LEEE!!!

No name checkers on this thread (leaves)

I opened this thread as my sworn constitutional duty as secretary of NCAN Ahiazu Mbaise, the heartland of the rising sun.

Imagine my dissappointment when I saw YO-ROBBER grannies, Afonja brown roof republicans, I mean grannies from the land of the south-waste, from the land wen their sun don set finish.

Name check 1,2........ Name check 1,2...... (taps the microphone) …. Name check 1,2

Franzinni:
if there was a contract and it was stipulated in the contract and the staffs signed..

Then the university is right for following due process... But..

I am in Nigeria.... I know there must be a twisted back story to this.

Yes you are correct about the due process of a thing. And like you I suspect that the stoppage of JAMB admission into courses in the management sciences as from 2017/2018 academic session is part of the reason for this since IGR will definetly drop.

I stood with Buhari but now he lies down. Chai ooh!

Name Checkers Association of Naija (NCAN) reporting live from Aba, Abia State. Conji has more bastards in Yo-robber land than any other part of the quantri.

The makers of brown zinc roof tops are topping the charts as usual.



Cha! Cha! Cha! Afonja Mma Mma nu!!

South West products from the land of people wen dem sun don set finish no dey send for conji.com nna m hehehehehe hehehehehe.

I am even writing my resignation letter right now to submit it first thing this morning. I will then waka go umuopkara primary school. Now how do I receive my money.

Dem say Oga Akiolu na demi-semi god now. But before then he was policeman the time wey check point still dey collect N5.

austinvsb1:
@Seun You should ban this guy and his numerous handles. This was how they started ans fueled the whole yoruba vs igbo online hatred.

Their next agenda right now is to start pitching yorubas of different religions against each other with their repeated rhetorics.

Repeating falsehood (in this case, an imaginary hatred or war) is a very effective propaganda tool employed and confirmed to be effective by lead propagandalists in the world!!

Stop this Nonsense now before it infects and cause problems in your region, tribe and amongst your brothers.

Cc @lalasticlala

Stop over exaggerating guy. When deportation of Igbo people happened in 2013 under RBF you no talk. FFK say him Bleep Ojukwu wife before him marry am una hail am as una culture permits. 2015 Oba Akiolu say make we jump enter lagoon you no shout. Ordinary yab wen dey throw you come dey formulate conspiracy theory.

Leave Seun and Nairaland alone dem dey make their money. And money no know who be IPOD, Yo-robbers or Aboko Haram

And to think people have been jumping into the lagoon lately

If it is not as bad then tell us how bad so that we can stop speculating.

NCAN reporting from Umuahia

Brown roof republicans (aka Afonjas) from the land of the setting sun says we can slay their wives in bed. Mama funmi has been eyeing me and her husband travelled abroad.

Hmmmm the night is cold I think I will pay her a visit. The last married yo-robber lady I ate mama shola was sweeter than her daughter kemi. This was during my NYSC days at Osun. Kemi is married now and thanks to Facebook we reconnected. Besides she stays in PH with her husband and 3 kids. Her mum does visit often, perhaps its time for a reunion.

Biafman:
Chibok was a scam perpetrated by northern elite for the return of power to north. Power that they don't even know what it means of how to use it for the benefit of the masses.

Can I get an amen?

teemy:
the wife is naughty but the man should know there is permanent family planning procedure for men called vasectomy.

You wicked like wike oh!

You people have started following in the footsteps of GEJ by your over confidence even when the score card of overall performances obviously doesn't speak in your favour. You have 2 years to deliver on your promises to liegerians before we talk of voting. You are not even asking us to vote for your party rather you are telling us that you have already won in 2019 two years before the results are announced. What effrontery on the helpless masses.

HOW APC/ BUHARI DECEIVED THEIR GULLIBLE FOLLOWERS :
*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Buharist: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Buharist: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Buharist: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Buharist: Is that so? So, GEJ and PDP have been cheating all these while

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

* Gullible Buharist votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Buharist: What do we have?

APC: Beans and pure water.

Buharist: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Buharist eats*

#Day 2.

Buharist: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.

#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Buharist: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Buharist: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Buharist: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Buharist: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Buharist: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Buharist: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Buharist : Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

Buharist : salt nko

APC : we are trying to recover the salt it waw looted too

#Day 7

Buharist : Dont tell me I wont eat today o

APC : The palm oil we took to the market was seized by Niger Delta militants. .so no money to buy common garri

Buharist : this wasn't what u promised me o

APC : I never made any promises it must have been the voice in your head

Buharist : what about the billboards on the streets?

APC : forget those things , they were placed there by the PDP and our over zealous supporters

Buharist :

Emmanuel Udoh

NwamaziNwaAro:
Onye Obinkita onye OMA

Biko lekotara m

Amaikpe Ogo
Ogba na nkume
Osu gworo gworo
Slaughter
Ya na Okoro store.

Ndewo Dehdeh

Mazi nda aga ime?

gsmphoneseller:
Why not?

The Afonjas bred tribalism on Nairaland and they should be the ones to call for truce.

Barman!! Barman!! Please give gsmphoneseller one bottle of chilled origin for he has spoken so bravely for my amusement.