₦airaland Forum

patriotic9jaboy:
As a yoruba man, i regret voting buhari because i never expected this betrayal attitude towards Tinubu who laboured so hard for him to emerge president. Tinubu remains a jewel in yoruba land and even renegades like fayose and ffk acknowledge him as a leader of the yoruba nation. Tinubu did not sell us into political slavery, the north simply betrayed the SW and we will vote out buhari in 2019 for this hardship we are currently experiencing. We yoruba's are sorry for voting buhari.

On behalf of the people of the wise men from the East, the proud 5% who voted Buhari I am also regretful but our 5% was not enough to get us appointments but my major regret is that despite the fact that they said that looting is a thing of the past, despite recovered loot even, we are suffering 7 years worth of hardship in 17 months. All we hear are arrests, detentions, bail, trials and no economic recovery to deal with rising unemployment,rising interest rates and inflation.

NAME CHECK 1,2 ...... NAME CHECK 1,2 .....TESTING, TESTING THE MICROPHONE 1,2


PROUDLY 5% AND PROUDLIER 20 POUNDS. NJENUUU!!!

I THOUGHT THAT THE CRIME WAS COMMITTED BY PEOPLE FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. IMAGINE MY DELIGHT WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS YO-ROBBERS FROM THE LAND WEN DEM SUN DON SET FINISH.


AND BEFORE I FORGET LET ME INTRODUCE MY NEW COMPANY CALLED PROUDLY 5% AND PROUDLY 20 POUNDS INVESTMENT INC (WALKS BACK TO MY SHOP)

WILL APC EVER STOP BLAMING PDP FOR EVERY PRESENT OCCURRENCE? THE APC LED IMO GOVERNMENT SHOULD RESPECT THE SYMBOL OF THEIR PARTY BY SWEEPING AWAY DIRT AND REFUSE FROM OWERRI ENVIRONMENT.

PMIcon:
I'm rather ashamed of your comment.
You are following the foolishness of those blaming a whole tribe for the crime of few

I pray this bitterness against one another will end one day . How could humans get so low. Instead of condemning a crime people are condemning a tribe.
I blame the moderators of this forum who allow it as a platform for tribal war without taking decisive action against people involved or, at least make it public if it's done.

Did you remember to blame moderators when a whole tribe was blamed for all the cocaine in Colombia for the activities of a few?



Abeg no vex I just came to roll call names for the Name Checkers Association Isiala Ngwa North LGA branch.

Signed Col. John Nwankirika Ngaji Eme (Rtd) of the PROUDLY 5%/PROUDLY 20 POUNDS INVESTMENT INC ( walks back to my shop)

Bekwarra:
So I thought until a couple of days back when I was listening to a news report on AIT where the reporter made mention of Tiv as the 4th largest ethnic group in Nigeria with a strong presence in Benue, Taraba, Nassarawa and Plateau states.

In all studies previous and present Ijaw remains the 4th largest with presence in ondo, Edo, delta, rivers, bayelsa and akwa Ibom

ArabMopol:
2 Biafran rescue super eagles of Nigeria from shame and humiliation.... imagine if iheanocho Dad and Alex iwobi Dad where killed during 1967-1970 pogrom, ehp would have rescue them now .... Nigeria Government are insensitive

;DD How can two people (Iheanacho and Iwobi) who come from a region of 5% be allowed to net 100% of the goals?

If his defection would cause the price of rice and cement to come down or reduce the gap between the Naira and Dollar then I welcome it. But if it makes no difference then we are still running around in square circles.

Afonjas:
She should name her breast Obasanjo

Abi?

IS IT THE SO CALLED "LACK OF SUPPORT" OF THE IGBOS THAT IS CAUSING YOUR MINISTERS TO BE BUNGLING POLICIES OR THE BAG OF RICE AND CEMENT TO BE COMPETITING FOR AIR SPACE WITH THE BIRDS OF THE AIR? NWANNE PARK WELL. YOU WERE VOTED TO DO WORK. I FOR ONE SUPPORTED YOU BUT NOT TO CONTINUE MAKING EXCUSES UP AND DOWN FOR ALMOST 16 MONTHS NOW. HABA!!

Where is the said flood?

Name check 1,2 ....... Name check 1,2...... testing, testing testing.

ghuzy01:
No vex I'll go a little bit tribal here, we have 8 from s/w, 4 from s/s and 6 from the s/e .na one Nigeria all join. Buh my aboki brothers how far na.

You are nothing but another member of the NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION (NCA).

Batlan01:
I thought I was the only one that saw it oo. tha child is pretty
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Guy wetin concern this 1970s comedy series (Sanford and son) for this wahala now?

I remember this very episode as a kid. Those old men went to the cinema (movies) to watch a movie and as they were eating popcorn one of them come fart. Na I'm make they come dey look each other. Unfortunately, the last man no get who him go look so na I'm carry blame.

Princedauda:
U can imagine the headlines if this man where to be a muslim or a Hausa-fulani. Hypocracy of the first order.

Hypocracy? I don't believe I have come across that word before. Is it Latin?



Anyway I am not here to teach English language nor Allaize Francais. But to check names


Adeyemi! Adeyemi! Adeyemi! Come out. Come out wherever you are.

Testing! Testing! Name check 1,2......
Name check 1,2....

I just came to NAME CHECK corpers who dey take hammer knock out teeth for my own local government area without permission.

BRING BACK OUR CHANGE#

This woman used to be fine but Ibu's ugliness has affected her. Take that purple lipstick for instance , it only matches fair women not very dark women. Besides she looks very NKANUISH.

blueto:
No surprise since these same northerners are appointed by Buhari into key sectors of the economy with their botched and incompetent administrations.

I wouldn't be surprised if Buhari fails the same test.

I am a south easterner but there is no need to trivialize and tribalize everything. That nominee was not the only one at the screening that failed to recite the national anthem and pledge. Vivian Okeke a nominee failed to recite the national anthem. From past experience it seems to me that many people in this category are caught napping when the second stanza is to be recited. I don't know if it is our primary school subconsciousness kicking in where we recite only the first stanza of the anthem and not the second. I bet many people here can't recite both stanzas.

Name check 1,2......... Name check 1,2....... (taps the microphone.)

Treasurer NCA Enugu Ngwo chapter reporting. Nairaland Ndenu?

Be prepared to be the next house boy.

Those of you who remember this 1999 incident would recall that it was in the wake of OBJ becoming president. He gave every VC a deadline to clamp down on cultism or ............ Many schools had cultists renouncing their secret identity. ABSU being the first to do so. After that there wass almost a year of peace....... Until......

. Before I opened this thread, I knew in my heart of hearts that you must mention "CHURCH" as No. 1. But why did you ommit "MOSQUES"? Is it that it is only Christian girls that are single and searching or is it that you won't include the mosques until the M N is sited?

badesco:
There is something fishy about INEC quickly handing over of certificate of return to Mr Ugbah. It is a normal process that if a court made an order againstt a person, it is normal for the person to appeal, but in this case it is not so. This wuruwuru compliance potend a danger for our democracy.

Are you a Lawyer? Do you know the difference between electoral law and criminal law. The 21- days window given to appeal under the electoral laws before an appeal to an appellant court is not contained in a criminal matter. Don;'t get it twisted.

I did not propose rather she did, with her pregnancy.

OMG! I thought it was an armed robber from the land of the rising sun but imagine my delight to see t was a Yo-Robber medical thieving doctor from the land wey their sun don set finish.


Name check 1,2... Name check 1,2

When Engr. Femi the soon to be out - going president of the infamous Name Checkers Association (NCA) gave me the exclusive to follow the money trail and get a huge story on this for the maiden edition of our new magazine ASIRI GBA KA UTE. I didn't think it would be this big. Well I thought it was a criminal from the land of the rising sun. Imagine my delight to see a record breaking YO-ROBBER fraudster from the land wey their sun don set finish.





Name check 1,2..... Name check 1,2 (taps the microphone).

BIGBANGTHEORY:
Not bittered at all, am a yoruba man and when it comes to sophisticated administrative fraud my people is good at it. Since I saw its a fraud involving an accountant abroad, 90% part of me suggested it's my brother.
If it's a news of drug trafficking we all surely know where to look and if it's that of terrorist we still know whose region to find that !!!!!!!! Nigerians is just a country of different race of criminals.

I dig your way bros take 5.

Name check 1,2..... Name check 1,2 (taps the microphone).