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This dummy just played out the stereotype of African Americans loving the feel of being incarcerated.
I’m sure this is his first brush with law.
Just like any other, it was a result of his own stupid actions.
Now he should learn to protect his booty hole.
Monsters and killers in the slammer want a soft looking black man just like him.
I wonder why the Nigerian brothers didn’t get three months also.
Their stupidity shows they had the ability to kill a human being if paid well enough.

Okoyeebo:
Like the Matharoo sisters.

The Matharoo sisters are not black.
Anyway, you get my drift.
Men like Dino Melaye will pay top dollar for a woman her shade.

#MixedPeople'sProblems.
She's too dark to identify as white.
She's also too light to identify as black.
Na in between she dey.
She should come on #BBNaija2019.
Nigerians worship light skinned blacks.

He is a vain cunt.
It won’t surprise me.

If you want to buy a car please ensure it is brand new.
With a brand new car one doesn’t need maintenance of any sort for five full years.
I will rather buy a brand new Kia Picanto over a second hand Pajero Jeep any day.

TimiRume:
Lol you prolly have no much experience with people. Women are attractive compared to men whether on make up or not. With other women, they can be very unattractive but a woman among a sea of men is catchy even if she is not pretty.

In the eyes of who?
I have seen such a situation and it didn’t turn out how you mentioned.
She was noticed for being a woman only and nothing more.
One can say the same regarding a man in a sea of women.

And who told you that women look at men much? Except the guy is extremely handsome, an Adonis of some sort, women find their fellow women more interesting to look at that is in comparison to men. Men can be fine too but they are bland, boring after a while to look at.

Leave beauty for women, na them get am.

You are not a woman so not in the best position to assume.
If women don’t care about men then who do slay queens release near nude pictures for?

FTF2069:
Personally I don't really like the idea of paying or getting paid to read news, like or comments.. I believe at the end of the day the comment section is going to look doctored and the likes aren't true.

I'm not against Content creators owning and getting paid for their works by the way. That's why I find the [url]Medium.com[/url] way of rewarding creators more appealing.

I don't buy the idea of Forums rewarding readers for likes, commenting etc. I believe it reduce the intangibility of the Creators work.

Reddit has something called Reddit Gold.
I don’t know what it does but I see it used as a form of payment for well composed thoughtful comments.
Every rational human being knows people spend time and brainpower to come up with opinions.
It is also common sense to find ways no matter how little to encourage them.
Even with Reddit Gold in place the comments I see on the forum don’t look ‘doctored’ in any way.

Olalekank:
Makes sense, only if he'd be willing to spend more, to make more...

Spending more to improve the business means less profit going to his bank account.
Nigerians love squeezing the most possible profit from a venture, not caring for customer satisfaction.
I remember very well how he dragged his feet when it came to the decision of paying moderators.
Funny enough all the topics my friend opened regarding the idea stayed accessible for long before he personally closed them.
It showed they were in support of the idea regardless of their boss’s wish.

TimiRume:
Lol Women are prettier than men. God knows why he made it so. When a handsome man and a basic looking woman walk into a room, people would be more inclined to stare at the woman more because women have interesting features making them naturally attractive.

...but which of the duo will have makeup on?
If one repeats the same exercise using an average man and pretty women without the makeup advantage I’m 100% certain the results will tilt in favour of the man.
Also, change the word ‘people’ in that paragraph to ‘men’.
Women will take note of the man only.
However since women are too shy to say the truth men just round up the figure to ‘people’.

This is a solid idea which I believe Facebook has thought of or already implemented.
Suggesting such here is like advicing NTA to switch their video broadcast to the new HEVC codec.
NTA till now has no idea how to migrate their video streams to 1080i or 720p high definition so such a request will fall on deaf ears.

Okay, after a bit of thought, I think machine learning is good but not applicable on this website without third party tinkering.
However, a set of human mods can take up the task of manually identifying images as they come.
It is possible but requires capital the admin is not willing to spend.
Their job will require realtime monitoring of threads whereby they swiftly delete the images as quick as they are posted.
A team of fifty humans will keep this forum spotless in a maximum of four days.

That number two is really true.
I remember going out with friends to a bar once.
The menu had some funny write ups.
Can you imagine I stopped everything I was doing to read them all?
I had to stop and catch myself midway, knowing I had fallen into introvert habits while in a social setting.

sirEAGLES:
What is this goat saying, which crappy bizness re u running? Gerrarerehere mehn

Ok.

These old men are singlehandedly sabotaging the economy for their selfish means.
I wish there was an agency to collate the financial loss of last week's half work day on businesses nationwide.
This Friday again, a forced public holiday.
I can't even leave my house without people telling me 'it's election period o, come home early'.
I am not a child.
I am almost forty years of age.
Nigerians deserve the leaders they pick.
We don't know nor care regarding humane treatment from elected officials.

What kind of fake f-uckery is this?
Reconcile how?
How do you reconcile with someone who was never your friend to begin with?
It's obvious this is a media stunt.
It worked, sha.
They graced frontpage here.

[UPDATE]
Kai, Alex is just a local champion.
It's no wonder Nairalanders gravitate towards her.

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This person na mumu o!
Mental health issues are real.
If anyone doubts me they should view your profile.

Olumyco:
Lol... but what is obtainable in other countries because when you check some countries around like Ghana, Ivory Coast etc they have light... but could it be that only Nigeria out of the appr 180 countries is without 247 electricity

The worst part is there is one presidential candidate who has the largest shares in generator imports, meaning he is one reason for our continued darkness, who Nigerians are clamouring to put into power.
It comes full circle: we the masses are the reason why we don't have constant electricity.

I’ll like to have a discussion with this dude.
The guy always reminds me that no matter how fine a female is, na man still win am in the looks department.

I am impressed.
Will she accept 500k?

OP, na you see am o.
I no see anything.

I picked mine as something I could easily graduate from school with.
By my third year I started enjoying the course.
Enjoying the course still didn’t stop me being unserious.
All in all, I might get a second degree or back this one up with certifications.

Deicide:
The only problem the forum has is all those useless thread they push to fp apart from that every other thing is great.

What of the football bet spammers?
Don’t forget the hawkers always advertising their goods and services.
Finally there is the MTN scammer who has a room and parlour in Nairaland.
I believe that ‘guy’ is actually sp4mware the admin can’t find a solution to.

In addition to the FTC, the reason we are angry at NEPA is because the country, federal government and leaders at all levels have the ability to ensure the average paying citizen can enjoy 24/7 electricity.
However this is not so.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Wait oo, is that fake or original US Dollars?? ??

Chaiii.. see how our politicians are wasting money on hoes..

Her boyfriend now fiancé is probably a yahoo boy.
He looks it.

If not that this girl’s face is not it there are a lot things I planned to do with her.

They will continue round two tomorrow.
Na fight dey make marriage sweet.
A lot of Nairaland members secretly know what I’m saying.

...but what does this mean to the masses apart from bragging rights?

What should I do with only one picture?
Rubbish!

There’s no picture of the knife so he lost my attention.

The boy in the purple shirt is 100% afonja.
Meh, I don't do peer pressure.
I take my own decision concerning things.
My only drug of choice was alcohol.
I settled on only beer when I found anything more burning in the throat and chest.
I had a friend who 'peer pressured' me into smoking weed.
I cut him off for being a bad influence and kept the habit for a while.
I grew tired later and stopped smoking.
I use my lungs a lot, I exercise frequently.
I stuck with beer as usual but quit mid last year.
The white man said alcohol has more demerits than benefits so I quit cold turkey.