₦airaland Forum

She’s pretty.

Peter Obi is very humble. Sometimes I believe he is too humble for his own good.
I remember when he was governor. One would think as the head of state affairs he’ll ride in convoys steady whenever patroling. It was not so. He was always in public bus parks at 7am daily to take a commute to the government house. From the gate of the government house he always walked into the building for the start of daily business.
He should rule the country. His humility will make Boko Haram change their ways for good.

The picture don expire.

Some men like bleeping other males who wear dresses. I thought it was an exaggeration until I saw a burly male prostitute in England with hairy legs but wearing a pink tube dress almost like this man in the picture. The funny part is men stopped to patronize his business.

What’s wrong with the dress? The only problem in the picture is her misshapened booty.

We really deserve the monkey tag white people call us. Why will someone with obvious hormonal defects agree to participate in such deception?

These types of pictures are getting stale.

She’s built like a Yoruba actress.

kulikuli45:
https://www.nairaland.com/4232121/inside-ezego-victor-okafors-graveyard

The link was pointless and did nothing to corroborate OP’s story. I expected to see pictures of the complete hundred cars. Rather I only saw two.

The story no complete. What about the flying baboons, talking lions and a bifrost which enabled him to travel anywhere in the world at the speed of light?

It’s not today she started wishing marriage on herself. Lol.

Meh.

This Rita is an ugly girl but damn, the things I will do to her in that picture.

R.I.P. legend.
I didn’t know he was so young. I thought he was 80+. He lived well. It’s time for him to serve in the afterlife.

Yoweri Museveni has stayed president of Uganda since 1986. That is before a lot of Nairalanders were born. Why Africans hate relinquishing power is a mystery I am yet to understand.

Her bleaching is too obvious. Nah, I’ll pass.

Who is this set of fish bones ordered to wear unofficial clothing to boost dying audience numbers?

I still want her.

Most Nigerians are not far from the truth when they accuse women of bleaching. I don’t know why someone will pick a sunburned looking tone over dark shiny melanin. Na them know, sha. Na them know.

I want her.

I am not impressed. The ensemble is yuck.

Who?
“Mother of one” and “ideal man” are two phrases which shouldn’t go together. As a single mother she is no different from a beggar who should accept most men who come her way.

amstardi:
some of these dudes have terminal disease like AIDS n HIV.. they can't come to terms with it, hence they take their kives

I strongly believe this.
If one catches stage IV cancer na suicide sure pass because the person will only become a financial burden on his/her family as time[and the affliction] progresses.

I hope this news is not a rumour. Skibii’s publicity stunt is still fresh in my mind.
Another thing I hope is he didn’t kill himself over a stupid woman who is already busy dancing on another man’s joystick.

This old story? Next!

Lol. I like the question.
OP shouldn’t worry. Man will discover how to do it within the next two hundred years. We know salamanders regrow limbs and other lizards regrow tails. It is only a matter of time before we apply it to ourselves.
God is a figment of man’s imagination. As such he is the Captain America of our living beings, a state we will achieve in time to come.

These two were engaged since 2012 thereabout. A four year engagement means they became partners. Let these media houses state it properly: they called off their partnership.

She looks ghetto and improperly packaged.

I completely forgot about her. She should swerve. I don’t care for used goods.

Right from 2013 I started disowning people who used abbreviations in chats. There is a reason devices now have qwerty keyboards: it is so everyone gets forced to type full sentences. I see the use of abbreviations as straight laziness and unexposure. I don't want stupid friends, the world is already too full of those kinds of people.

I only read comics. Am I doing it right?

Amakavula:
male or female it's not your business.

We all know what kissing a male will make me. I don't go that route.

...and then?