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FalseProphet1:
I see Angel Gabriel blowing the trumpet before Easter, I see a large number of women in hell, I see this particular man in heaven.

This I have seen.

Okay sir,
I am wondering where you saw yourself. Can you? Let me check something quickly

This event was held in February 2023 when Oladayo Amao was still Chief of Air Staff(under President Buhari) Current Chief of Air Staff is Hassan Abubakar.
I am wondering why the op is just posting it as if it happened recently

Be like say the babe stil dey single - Ms Nathasha. How person fit migrate to that country bayi?

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/vat-what-states-generated-received-in-past-8-months/amp/

I knew it was a matter time before Oyo State makes a request to be joined. One cannot but shake one's head seeing the figures generated by/allocated to Zamfara.

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Says a man/party that borrowed money to pay workers salaries at the period our darling nation made the highest revenue/profits in the sales of crude oil in the history of our nation.
Shameless supporters suffering from collective amnesia too are drawing saliva, hypocrites everywhere.
Tueh...

Guy,
Are you so ignorant of the time Obj was in power or just being mischievous? I get it you must keep BLINDLY supporting your darling Daddy as you call him, but not by telling silly lies.
When exactly between 1999 and 2007 did Obj borrow to pay salaries? You can't be so drunk this early morning to be mistaking Obj for Jonathan. That man said the plain truth and nothing you say here will change it. May we all be alive after 2023 when we shall know exactly what happened regarding corrupt practises during this regime.

Ibkhaleel01:
Unjust hatred for people will consume you. We see the obvious in the very hilarious VAT battle that is happening. I just dey observe.
Many supported Governor Wike's decision to be collecting VAT because they say "the North contributes nothing and they want to be collecting". But if they know their facts they will understand that they are digging a hole for themselves. They will realize it is all of us that will suffer when States collect VAT.
First of all, after Lagos, the next place that contributes the highest VAT (20%) is the FCT which is in the North. Yes this is followed by Rivers at 6% but Kano is next with 5% and this is followed by Kaduna. So no, it is not as you have been misinformed. The only special case is Lagos. So your State will suffer. Even Lagos will suffer with much more people migrating there. When resources are shared among Federating Units, it is shallow to always think it is injustice. Give Lagos 100% of it's VAT, Mukaila from Sokoto, Chinedu from Aba and even Lasisi from Osun will all migrate there. So what is the point again?
Secondly, in the federal system, companies with less than 25 million were not VATable. You think you are doing Northerners but your company will become VATable once Wike's law is replicated in your State. Why do you think commercially massive States like Abia and Anambra do not top the list of VAT contributors? Because those boys in the market were not exactly VATable, wait until what you are blindly supporting takes effect. VAT will be collected like motor park tickets. Then you will see where hate has led you.
Third, people will most likely pay VAT twice across different states with different laws because Wike does not know what is input and output VAT and did not listen to Nojeem Olasubomi Yusuf and others who politely asked him about it.
Some have even termed Wike the leader of restructuring in Nigeria. A gullible people in search of heroes. Being used and misled by every opportunist. Stop allowing yourself to be used by politicians to settle their personal scores while they tell you they are fighting for your interest.
You need to first know what your interest is to know who is actually fighting for or against it

Oga there's a difference between a state's Internally Generated Revenue(IGR) and Value Added Tax(VAT). The figures you quoted 20% for FCT, Rivers 6% and Kano 5% are percentages of IGR generated by each state of the total total generated by all 36 states and the FCT. What that means is that if the total IGR generated by the states and FCT say for 2020 is 100 billion. FCT generated 20 billion while Rivers generated 6 billion. The IGR is collected and administered by each state and the FCT.

Now, coming to VAT, presently the FG through FIRS currently collects VAT and then the collection makes up part of what is shared between the 3 tiers of government. What Rivers and Lagos State governments are now saying is that the VAT collection and sharing formula is lopsided. And I think it makes sense cos FIRS collected 14 billion VAT in a particular month from Rivers State but shared them only 4.5 billion thereabout. The responsibility of providing adequate infrastructure to support the businesses and residents of Rivers that paid the 14 billion VAT rests on Rivers government while the got only 4 billon to shoulder the responsibility.

Meanwhile a state like Katsina with a very lazy governor will generate 50 million VAT and then get 1.8 billon from FIRS VAT proceeds. That's why they keep pampering the bandits ravaging the state since there's enough money to keep paying them millions. After all, some hardworking state governments generated the monies.

So if Rivers start collecting VAT directly, her IGR will increase by about 14 billion monthly while a state like Katsina or Gombe will will have to either make do with reduced income or become more innovative in increasing their IGR.

It's a win win for everyone at the end of the day

Libkid:
legit lie

My guy,

I can confirm 3rd payment to some of us is legit truth.

Merry Christmas BTW

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Thanks

Bros wait first,
How far with No 14 in your list of predictions? The year is ending already

Mehravelli:
That's where the problem is.

But if I can get an insider in a gas cylinder manufacturing company,he or she will put me true and also connect me with the right person

I'm not sure you need an insider in a cylinder manufacturing company. What I think you need is the services of a "TRUSTED" and affordable lawyer who will approach technooil on your behalf. I trust that will make them give you audience rather than going on your own or through an insider. I emphasized trusted because if you are not careful, this idea of yours could easily be hijacked by anyone pretending to want to help you.

I wish you the very best

Thanks so much for posting this awesome report. I sincerely hope this continue in the coming weeks

seborrhic:
Today will be the last day of the 14days lockdown period in Lagos,Abuja and Ogun state,yet there is no statement by the same FG or specifically the president whether the lockdown has been extended or ended.
This uncertainty would make it a free for all tomorrow:people would go out, assuming the lockdown has ended and the law enforcement agents would on the other hand be apprehending commuters,transporters,traders,workers claiming the lockdown is still in force.

Today is day 13 and not the last day sir/ma. Lockdown started at 11pm on Monday 30 March 2020. It’ll be 14 days by 10:59 pm on Monday 13 April.

However, if no official announcement is made tomorrow, the lockdown will continue as Mr President’s last statement on subject infers continuation.

Imefawulo:
..Mr Egbeyemi should have taken the lion for questioning too

Loool

Mr Egbeyemi isn’t tired of life yet I guess

erons22:

E con be like say you want chop another ban.

visijo:
What does it mean if your girlfriend comes to your house as early as 6:00am with her mother�����

Observe her belly to see if it’s protruding already or not. Then come back for a possible answer to your question

maasoap:
Nobody has been able to prove it. All studies on this didn't show any link between using gas and making calls as far as explosion is concerned

Are you sure about this? Have you actually made any effort to get information from gas professionals? I take it you're referring to beer parlor gists by uninformed dudes as "All studies" in your comment.

Trendy247:
This is what my burner does.. Hope I'm safe

I find this question of yours quite worrisome. How can you be safe with that?
You need to change the control of that burner ASAP in your own interest. You and other occupants of that building are in GREAT danger whenever that burner is lighted in its present state.

Mizwisdom:
I have not met anyone that has received this grant in person, is there anyone that can attest to this here?

This is perhaps the funniest comment I've read on this forum so far. Just stay there and wait to meet people who have received the grant. Hopefully you'll be lucky to meet one or more before the ten year cycle ends in six years time.

Jinoonline:
IT'S ONLY 4 DAYS TO THE DEADLINE OF TONY ELUMELU FOUNDATION PROGRAMME APPLICATION FOR 2019.

YOU REALLY SHOULD BE SUBMITTING YOUR APPLICATION NOW!

Hello Brother,

The videos were really helpful. Thanks so much for sharing them. However, I was wondering if you don't mind assisting to review my application before submission. Its ready now and I intend submitting tommorow or latest wednesday.

Thanks once again

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