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PoliticsRe: Protests Rock Kaduna Over Killings (Photos, Video) by Olabode971(f): 3:11pm On Jun 16, 2020
majamajic:
Kaduna , once a peaceful city embarassed
in 1993 February... I was born in Kakuri Kaduna south..
thank God I escaped year 2000 sharia war..
Once a peaceful city now got its ABC wrong.

Now in Akure;my state of origin and of peaceful coexistence with all.

CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Reacts To Execujet Calling Him "Bunch Of Useless People" by Olabode971(f): 3:01pm On Jun 16, 2020
BTW, the jet company go lose money badly after full resumption; the company didn't know Bubu na Marlian.

60% of their customs are Marlians.

CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Reacts To Execujet Calling Him "Bunch Of Useless People" by Olabode971(f): 2:55pm On Jun 16, 2020
Possiblegee:
then if it’s correct start using it mumu
Perhaps he should start using "You he was begging me"

Omgoodness; pipu weh normal for this country no reach 774...
grin
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Reacts To Execujet Calling Him "Bunch Of Useless People" by Olabode971(f): 2:52pm On Jun 16, 2020
0taPiaPia:
Olamide was killed by his car MC loff was killed by his car lipsrsealed
Bros, seem there is an error there.. Olamide wasn't killed by his car.. perhaps you want to say Dagrin was killed by his car. Yusuf Buhari nearly got killed too by his bike..
grin
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Reacts To Execujet Calling Him "Bunch Of Useless People" by Olabode971(f): 2:33pm On Jun 16, 2020
reading Naira Marley's reply make me laff in my arsenal outfit; Especially that part he said; they nearly crash in that useless jet.

Nigeria just dey jagajaga; everything scatter scatter. grin

CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Reacts To Execujet Calling Him "Bunch Of Useless People" by Olabode971(f): 2:18pm On Jun 16, 2020
PericomaNwankwo:
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Peri; is DAT really u?? if yes.. then,let me say "You set ooh"
PoliticsRe: Marilyn Amobi: Buhari’s Ministers Clash Over Removal Of NBET Boss by Olabode971(f): 2:14pm On Jun 16, 2020
Aponle ni Mallam; Hausa la Hausa nje..

Before, people address Buhari as President Buhari; But now things has really changed; they have removed the President and turn it to Mr Buhari

You see your life Bubu;..
More to come bubu!!! #Lmao

PoliticsRe: Edo 2020: Obaseki Resigns From APC by Olabode971(f): 12:26pm On Jun 16, 2020
DStatAnalyst:
The game is getting more interesting. For Obaseki to win on another platform, he will need the security apparatus to be on his side on election day. If you are wondering why I mentioned security apparatus, just know that except you are strong like Wike, this is how elections are won and lost in Nigeria now. The question is if the Presidency will be willing to allow Obaseki use this security advantage on election day against their own APC. Grab your popcorn people


Check my signature to vote in opinion polls and win weekly incentives
The babe weh won disturb me; I don plaster ham..
Am no fully ready for the seasonal movie called Edo politics

SportsRe: Get Some Vitamin D - Cristiano Ronaldo Advises (Photo) by Olabode971(f): 12:19pm On Jun 16, 2020
Oga Ronaldo; give me money to buy the vitamin D nau...

He_Goat.. he missed that penalty and made me lose my cash!!!.

As you advise me on Vitamin D; let me too do you a favour by giving you this Vitamin Taaaaarrrrrrhhhhh..
#Orisirisi

EducationRe: Don't Engage In Online Lectures - ASUU Warns Members by Olabode971(f): 12:09pm On Jun 16, 2020
Sebi na the person weh FG buy data for; na hin go they do online lectures...

More than 90% of Nigeria Tertiary Students are FREE MODE user.. so; if FG want student to start online classes; Let FG provide/buy Data for us all..

Great Nigeria Students.... #Great!!!!!!

CrimeRe: Bolu Omidiji Declared Missing In Lagos (photo) by Olabode971(f): 12:03pm On Jun 16, 2020
May God help us find him out safely oh...
Which kind country be diz self.
Oluwa wetin dey wrong with diz country nau.

CelebritiesRe: Airline: We Mistook Naira Marley For Fashola. They Are "Bunch Of Useless People" by Olabode971(f): 11:40am On Jun 16, 2020
This country wowo die..

They now say that;

I now say that;

it was a bunch of useless people. #Laffing in my arsenal outfit. #Limao

PoliticsRe: Owonikoko Quadri Is Dead by Olabode971(f): 10:35am On Jun 16, 2020
olaboy33:
The political circle has an infested and is getting infected.

The weak amongst them are falling.
With time; the strongest amongst them will Fall Yakata soon.

Oja erupe; owo okuta.
Christianity EtcRe: Angel Gomes At TB Joshua's Church For Healing (video) by Olabode971(f): 10:18am On Jun 16, 2020
Fall to my Right hand side; which is your left hand side...


I say Fall to your left hand side; which is my Right hand side...

Naso Gomes fall yakata... grin
Lmao

HealthRe: COVID-19: 'Abiola Ajimobi Is On Ventilator' - Kemi Olunloyo Says by Olabode971(f): 10:10am On Jun 16, 2020
newisd75:
d scamdemic are 90% true in lagos & fct as d are evidence of health workers & ncdc adding fake coronavirus figures there
The matter weak me oh

CrimeRe: See The Mugshot Of US Based Oluwatoyin Salau’s Alleged Killer by Olabode971(f): 8:20am On Jun 16, 2020
During this protest now; who knows how many more people have gone missing or died sef...
Coro coro still dey do press up; by the time he is done... all these protesters will know what they are really into..

CrimeRe: Man Beat Wife To Coma, Threatens To Do It Again Once She Regains Consciousness. by Olabode971(f): 7:37am On Jun 16, 2020
Bruno3000:
grin her cross. How can one fall in love with these kind of person? So she didn't see the hand writing on the wall? Dumb ladies everywhere.
Hahaha... you are a mind_reader.
She was smiling; but look at the dude....looking sad right on the day of Conjugal bliss fa..

Some ladies self; their matter tayar me.

Worst of all be say; one good guy go don't toast her before and decline him...Only for her to settle down with This Rambo the Terror!!!

CrimeRe: Man Beat Wife To Coma, Threatens To Do It Again Once She Regains Consciousness. by Olabode971(f): 7:31am On Jun 16, 2020
Look at the husband face self...

Pipu just marry anyhow; when you know u and your partner are longlife partner.

She didn't know she was marrying a Terror in disguise

CrimeRe: Man Rapes, Kills Brother’s Wife In Zamfara by Olabode971(f): 11:44pm On Jun 15, 2020
Hmmm... Bubu is not doing anything; Lawmakers are looking as if they are dumb and deaf!!! Las las we go divide noni.
RomanceRe: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by Olabode971(f):
Biodun1929:
I have so many. Damn! I was so shy back in the day and thought that was how I will be forever.

Imagine, I was on my own jejely in year one, reading my book and minding my business. Although I had a girl I used to talk to, but just as a friend. Then one day, the girl's friend came to meet me and asked why I haven't asked the girl out. What?? I said. And the girl said her friend likes me that I should ask her out after classes.

That's how my heart started beating. Lol. Girl that I normally talk to on a regular was now making my leg shake, and making me sweat like Christmas goat. The girl even asked me what was wrong with me. Lol. That's how I opened my mouth and said with shaky voice, 'bimpe said I should ask you out.' Worst day of my life. Lol! The girl started avoiding me after that incidence.

Before then, I wasn't good with toasting girls, but after that, I had a crazy phobia and never approached a girl again. Till one day, I had shoulder pain cos I used to carry a lot of books in my bag...I went to see the doctor, and he gave me some drugs to use. Men! I don't know if cocaine was part of the drugs, but my confidence on that day was on another level. I was standing on my corridor in our department when one fine girl I could have never opened my mouth to talk to passed by and I just said, hey come here. And the girl answered me. I was shocked. I started talking to her, flowing, and the girl was smiling and flowing with me. I was like, WTF, so it is this easy? From that day, things started changing small small.
Bimpe say I should ask you out cheesy .. Had It been you say "Bimpe say I should toast you" Bros, you go fit chop slap from that girl hand..
She go be like, what a dumbass!!!

RomanceRe: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by Olabode971(f): 11:21pm On Jun 15, 2020
Debby was my crush; and the guys in the hood knew I liked her so much..
So, Debby give me face,green light but I been dey feel nervous and shy.. I was in Jss2 back den.
At times she will come inside my room; just two of us; looking at into my eyes and later say I should borrow her movie..You know; all this DvD movie back. I will give to her; then hug her. Her boobs then was just shooting up.. Later sha we left that street; e pain me gan. But diz girl still find me come my new street enter my room; but still I dey shy....naso Debby escape my fingertips. She is married now; mother of 1.

My 2nd case was in Ss2; I don gain small confidence sha during summer holiday; there was this Muslim girl; I didn't know she was crushing on me. In short she got my number from one of my guys called me and told me see want to see me...my heart skid like Dangote trailer weh lose control.
Naso I rush go meet her; Omo diz babe dey with her friends ni sha; I summoned courage go meet her; then ask her How far; she was excited I see me; Naso she tell me she must follow me go house today with her friends oh all of us (4 in number).. Luck was on my side I had small Change with me; I stopped a taxi and Naso we pack ourselves enter...Zoom to my house; enter my room; we all sat on the bed; u know Guy's room nau. We gist about what was taught that day after some few minutes her friends excused us; Naso this babe stand up told me to hug her which I did without hesitating, she turned back about to step out; na hin me too con reason say make I add my own view for the matter; I grap her hand I told her to kiss me...she was like Uhhmm?? I said kiss me, and we both kissed passionately..

The following day na she find me come house by herself; Naso I enter her Kpekus room with easy.
#Kafayat by name but I call Keffy...
The song I normally use to mesmerised her na GIDI GIRL by Whizzyy Baba Nla
TravelRe: Woman Upset Over Failed Relationship, Smashes Plane Window Mid-flight In China by Olabode971(f): 9:25pm On Jun 15, 2020
Btruth:
that second picture though! huh
To alert all Nigerians that; We all in DemoMilitary regime.. cheesy
TravelRe: Woman Upset Over Failed Relationship, Smashes Plane Window Mid-flight In China by Olabode971(f): 9:22pm On Jun 15, 2020
ofiko123:
grin ha, you want make Aunty Li damage the head..
Well if she can,let her can.. because this president can't can;so let she that can can to can..
#Adolf hilther popular CAN quote. grin

TravelRe: Woman Upset Over Failed Relationship, Smashes Plane Window Mid-flight In China by Olabode971(f): 8:47pm On Jun 15, 2020
Aunty Li; you for come this side nau... make u con help us crack this one head; maybe e go correct.!!!
grin

HealthRe: COVID-19: 'Abiola Ajimobi Is On Ventilator' - Kemi Olunloyo Says by Olabode971(f): 8:01pm On Jun 15, 2020
ThierryJay:
It amazes me that a high number of Nigerians still believe that COVID-19 is a scam. Scam that has killed Abba Kyari, Maikanti Baru, President of Burundi, Tinubu's ADC and now Senator Osinowo. Scam that has almost killed Nasir El-Rufai, Governor Ikpeazu, and now Senator Ajimobi. Will all these notable people willingly sacrifice their lives for the so called financial benefit from Covid 19? Logic requires that if it is a scam, then these guys must have been willing participants in the hoax.

These dumb set of Nigerians keep screaming that COVID 19 is actually Malaria. Ho Ho, Malaria that did not kill Kyari all these years he has been having malaria. Since when did Malaria start resulting in respiratory distress which is what is killing off all these people?

Every person in Nigeria tends to have malaria at least once in a year. That is about 200million cases annually. Death toll is often up to 1million a year, meaning 0.5 percent death rate. If COVID 19 were to infect all 200million Nigerians like malaria, there will be between 2 - 4 million deaths (@ 1 - 2% death rate). Is that not enough for people to take this serious?

And then, these idiots go on to say that why don't they know someone who knows someone who has it or some shit like that. Really?? They tell me that Malaria has been killing over EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND people in Nigeria ANNUALLY. Yet in my over thirty years of existence in Nigeria, I have NEVER come across someone who died from Malaria. How much more COVID 19 whose documented casualty in Nigeria is still less than 500, while infections are still in the tens of thousands.

A close family member of mine contracted COVID and recovered. I did not have to wait until she contracted it before I believed in its realness.

I am sorry if you feel insulted by my comment, but if you are not taking precautions about something that can kill you or your loved ones, then the insult is a wake-up call that is perfectly in order.
More than 70% of Nigeria population don't still belief.. They call it scamdemic. No matter how I try to convince dem.
HealthRe: COVID-19: 'Abiola Ajimobi Is On Ventilator' - Kemi Olunloyo Says by Olabode971(f): 7:46pm On Jun 15, 2020
One of the Great Afonja's on the transmission!!!

PhonesRe: Orange To Enter The Nigerian GSM Market by Olabode971(f): 7:25pm On Jun 15, 2020
sexiestharam:
This is actually the best time for them to come. Just give us affordable and quick Internet services at incredible prices. Most young Nigerians would port because Airtel, glo, MTN, Smile, Spectranet and Co are all bulls*it!!

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Charles Osazuwa: It Is A Sin To Be A Tenant In A Rented Apartment by Olabode971(f): 5:44pm On Jun 15, 2020
but u can borrow money to pay tithe abi.. Welldone

BusinessRe: Court Restrains Dangote, Police From Interfering With BUA Mining Sites by Olabode971(f): 5:40pm On Jun 15, 2020
until this man monopoly heredity is crack down and dismantled then this country is just joking abt corruption

HealthRe: Resident Doctors Go On Indefinite Strike Over Nonpayment, Lack Of PPE by Olabode971(f): 5:20pm On Jun 15, 2020
NOW, EVERY MAN TO HIMSELF;!!! ki eku ile kogbo, koso fun toko. Make house rat hear and inform farm rat!!!! All man To himself!

CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko: I Will Be With Regina Daniels In Labour Room by Olabode971(f): 5:16pm On Jun 15, 2020
WICKEDfucker:
grin
Pikin wey she don born since last night...
One of the picture is correct.
A and B
Quote and Choose the correct one and stand a chance to win 5k grin
I choose B... Abeg I must win ooh. grin cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Allow Buhari, Governors For Third Term - Oko Enya Tells NASS, Attorney-General by Olabode971(f): 5:13pm On Jun 15, 2020
God helpu us oh, Shinzu wanto finish us oh

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