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This one need better Knacking; she is suffering from lack of Good Cucumber flogging...

squash47:
General Overseer

Hmmm... heavy sigh

hmmm... #ThereWasOnceAcountry

hmmm... kasala don dey burst small small

Op... come update again nau.

Visman:
Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like;
Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to complicate, make worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific! ���

This write up got me buharifically Shocked

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji un

Boss; what's the meaning? ? ?? Abeg interpret ham nau

squash47:
Congrats bro, you're qualified to be a Nigerian pastor. ... you have the ability to see vision. all u need is to develop it. .
I wish u success potential Daddy G.O

Daddy Whaattttttt?

do have a fun filled day..
#NewAgeWithGrace

She confessed to have been given blood of little babies from her occult grandmaster so as to make her palm oil business boom...

Where this country is heading to is deadly and people seems not to care or pay attention.

I was having a discussion about His Father last week with my mum.. ND at the same time I was thinking about this guy. because have watched him on YouTube explaining some things about his Dad and his name; how people pronounced it.

Whenever I think or discuss deeply about people or event; in a short while the people seems to resurfaced again or I come in direct contact with them.... I don't know what is happening to me ooh.. Its looking weird. This ain't the 10th time sef.

Abeg; who I be nau... #LookingDown

Can sm1 help me out

Just called on Amadioha express; it won't disappoint; very fast; accurate; and waste no time...

You will be happy you are Justified..

Like for Amadioha express; share for Ogun..

when Amadioha should have been summoned long ago to do the needful...

Soon; this case will be swept under carpet if Amadioha Express is not Used..

For your info;Amadioha express doesn't miss its client oh.

Na confirm; confirma; confirmento..

If u believe its Amadioha express that can fish out the killers, CLICK LIKE; click share to create the awareness if u don't want this case to be swept underneath!!!

until we do d needful... same story we will still be hearing..
#CastrateRapist

May GOD keep us save away from evil men oh..
who knows which Jazz dem take nack this lady now??

[code][/code] When real niqqars are taking full create

abi... make Everyone go repair him country...
3 gbosa for that ur friend jareh.

Marvyx:
Na wa o. What was he doing in Indonesia? 1000 indonesian rupiah = 27.45 Nigerian naira. Will he be sending money here or they'll send money to him? Just saying. RIP though.

Like seriously; the guy matter shocked me

otipoju:
My brother JAMB pass mark is now 160...in my days 270 could not get you admitted into Dentistry OAU . 254 was cut off for mass communication Unilag.

The standard has fallen "fatally"

infact, this is a typical example of Fatally..

it takes 1min:15sec for ceiling fan to stop after NEPA carry light.

there are total 589strands in Dangote spaghetti

Aso Rock has more than One Rock inside it..

Am counting the number of beans seed inside 1full bag of Beans.. i have counted up to 3,895seeds when I come across this thread; am still counting tho..

5kg bag of Rice is my next target after counting beans finish.
Thanks.

mikeybrainy:
Html
CSS
JavaScript
Jquery
Learning python
Learning French, Swahili & Latin
Learned small video editing skills(I wouldn't mind if people can teach me more)
Had enough time to watch season movies(LA casa Del papel 1-4,prison break,currently on 3)
Learnt a little about cryptocurrency and forex(wouldn't mind if bosses here can enlighten me more)
Recommended if you wanna learn
Sololearn
Duolingo
Udemy
Udacity
YouTube
W3schools
Freecodecamp
Telegram (one of the best thing to happen to me during this lockdown)
Google!!!
Nairaland
Even Facebook
Twitter programmers community
Stack Overflow
Even Quora sef!!!
Sha learn and develop yourself
I learn small ethical hacking too
Learnt more about cooking
Discovered a lot of things.
Learnt more about everything I read or hear about.
Even learnt some medical terms
I'm not tired of learning but the wahala at home is too much ("you are always on your phone" "you don't sleep in the midnight"-night plan, "your mates are working, living on their own ,you are sleeping and waking like a fool)
So I wouldn't mind any job,even if na labourer (pls Neolife don't come close make I no bite Una oo,dem suffer me no be small. )


Lalasticl.ala take us to the promise land


Mama Lala: lalas.ticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasti.clala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalastic.lala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasti.clala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalastic.lala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

Aahaha... yeeehhh; Mama lala don kill me with laughter oh

Op...press forward; I don buy popcorn full my front pocket.
I can't wait to watch this movie till d end!!!

Adekdammy:
Don't make it a tribal thing please. Every state in Nigeria is involved in this wicked act, we all need to condemn it together and not turn it into a tribal thing.

Thank you and good morning.

yea...

The nigga did it in the wrong way....

#Greed is the no1 rule to watch out for
#Patience must be in check always
#Emotion must not rule over you...

Watch out for this step if you are into virtual trading..

I can help u recover your cash if you wish tho.. contact me on 09038737128. Am not taking any fee From you; just free of charge.

And finally; am not a scammer.. am in this business long from time memorial

Reporting to NPF or other security operatives is just waiting of time and hard earn money...

Right answer is A M A D I O H A

Human trafficking in South West state is like 5&6... inseparable they are; right from time memorial

Nigeria is like a lawless con3 left in the hands of hoodlums... Abeg, you should know anything can sprouts up anytime

The 1st pix made me feel like.... Wadupp village people; hope have made you proud
Afonja and wire wire are 5&6.