₦airaland Forum

This is a welcome development: it's been long overdue! However, those Igbos on this forum asking for the Gambaris to be deported to the North, yes, I agree with yoi, but not until we deport you lot to the Eastern Nigeria. Why? Well, although you Igbos don't beg in the streets of Yorubaland, however, your daily illegal migration into our lands is alarming! These your antecedents have caused our Yoruba youth jobs, education (your numerous young ones are sapping our educational system dry), and other social amenities - while your governors continue to loot the Eastern treasury with impunity. Please, go home to protest and leave us to deal with our own issues in Yorubaland. Thanks.

Eko Ile: I don't get all the silly cries. This is obviously a form of deterrent. Obey the laws of the land and stay out of trouble.

All the useless crying if for lawless people and law breakers.. The same people make noise everyday about how Nigeria is so lawless and how Nigeria is in such a mess, but the same people are always quick to cry and complain about any effort in the right direction.


Sorry people.

The only area of this new traffic law that needs to be amended is the 'no smoking while driving' part. I think they need to expand it to no text-messaging, talking on phone, using a Black Berry or any other gadgets, no giving or receiving of bj and no eating while driving. That's all. As for those that are complaining, you're right most of them are Igbos from the East. So, they neeed to get the hell out of our Yorubaland if they can't abide by our rules..

Tony Spike: You may be correct, sir. But may I tell u that the case of Lagos State is slightly beyond LASG? Do you know how many young and poor folks troop into Lagos daily to start their lives? How do you expect an overwhelmed state government to keep track of their soaring numbers? Would it be possible to grant them all welfare packages? Why are other governors not making the necessary beneficial efforts to discourage them from coming to Lagos to become nuisances?
We must agree that Lagos is overcrowded and needs to be decongested in the coming years!

Very well said, sir. I don't know if you're Igbo or not, but if you happen to be one of them I give you kudos for not being as myopic as most them. Your answer to that fool was spot on. That's exactly my argument: nothing less than 100 luxurious buses (and other ways of moving folks) enter the Yorubaland (especially Lagos and Ibadan) on a daily basis. What are those Igbo governors doing to stop this madness or at least nip this crazy mass Exodus of the Igbos out their so-called land of milk and honey and the rising sun in the bud? After all you all claim (in your nightmare) superiority over all the races/tribes in Africa, so why are you trooping daily into our lands? Some foolish Igbo said that Yoruba youth are also constituting nuisance on Lagos streets by selling and hustling - well this is not true because more than 80 percent of those on the streets of Ikeja, Oshodi, Alaba, Iyana Ipaja, Agege, Abule Egba, and Toll Gate (that I meet daily) are the Easterners especially the Igbos. Even if Yoruba youth are among them that's the more reason why we're saying that the invaders (Igbos) should stay put in the East. I mean if a place is full of milk and honey what are you rushing to the Yorubaland for? Leave our lands so our youth don't become hustlers and are boys in their lands. You Igbos always put up silly defenses ranging from Lagos being a former FCT to the Yoruba getting jealous of you cannibals. So, why don't you stay in your region?

(a Igbo cannibal's quote
''For over 60 years Igbo people have been trading and giving 'freedom' to their boys. In years gone by, Freedom meant opening a shop for your boy. How many shops can you open for the tens of 'boys' that will do apprentice with you? Left to you the boys should go and rent shops in their villages, because rent is cheap. And we will alll leave computer village to go to individual villages...''

(a Yoruba landowner's response
You got it damn right! Yes, get the fvck back to your hellholes in the accursed East. B.itch talking about teeming Igbo youth running about the Yoruba streets - do we really give a fvck about them or any of you ignorant Easterners? All we want and asking for is for you cannibals to leave our lands and fvck off to either Abuja or Calabar or Onitsha. LEAVE OUR YORUBALAND ALONE! Way to go Mr. Raji Fashola. Next port of call is Alaba Market then Ladipo and, later, Mile 12. If we attempt to dislodge those human eaters peacefully and they fail to budge then I think when we go BokoHaram on them they'll take us seriously that we really want them to leave the Yorubaland and fvck the hell off to their erosion drenched caves in the Bight of Biafra. These Igbo cannibals are laughable indeed - they abuse and deride us daily, but are crying that we should build shanty towns for them to dwell and flourish in. Heck no! Go back home, cannibals! Your home is in the hellholes called the Eastern Nigeria. Why are you thieves so obsessed with the Yorubaland? In case you Igbo pigs would like to play the blame game of Lagos being a former FCT and some s.hit like that, I tell you what: Calabar was also an FCT - and it's right there in your landlocked East. Abi, what happens to your land of milk and honey and the rising sun? You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

As for me, I might be willing to congratulate both Jega and Johnathan if, come 2015, they're able to conduct a truly free and fair election which sees Johnathan (if he actually loses for real) out of the presidential villa and back to his fishing and animal husbandry businesses in his Ijaw enclave.

Nigeria is indeed a Banana Republic! I mean, how can some r.etarded fools opine that we ought to congratulate certain individuals for performing their civic duty and diseminating the tasks for which they get paid. Until the foolish Nigerians realize that those who are in govt. are actually our servants and not the other way round then I'm afraid for this clueless nation. One oloriburuku ignoramus even said that an American president would rig an election so as not to lose in his own state. What a buffoon claptrap! Didn't Bill Clinto lose Arkansas to the GOP? Didn't Al Gore lose in his own state during his bout with the Retardeen Geoge Bush? I can go on and on with classic examples of this nature. So what are we even talking about? I'm so sorry for this country and the s.tupid policies of her misrulers. I know you idiots like to reference the developed nations in your uncouth way of life. Look at it this way: who is a Jega or what is an INEC in American or British politics? Who is an IG of Police in either the US or the UK? In the US, there is no INEC or some silly individual who arrogates unnecessary influences unto himself. After the Presidential election it's even the Television and Cable Networks like CNN, MSNBC, FOX, NBC, CBS, and ABC that project a winner as the votes are being collated around the country, There's never a foolish buffoon faking his way around as a strong man called the Inspector General of Police, who can be appointed by a re.tarded president and bullied out if he doesn't play balls. What they have is the Secretary of Interior under whose office is the Police activities. And this fellow him/herself is not a police officer -- usuall a civillian with a sound understanding and ability to direct the nation's police affairs without prejudice or interference. It's only in the Banana Republic of Nigeria that some idiots are appointed as the IGP and the INEC or NEC or FEDECO and some s.hit like that. A country where the President, instead of serving the people, is now being regarded as a demigod.

Dr. Wise:
1. Someone bashing your car and saying sorry in return; and everyone expects you to forgive and go fix your car because he has said sorry.

2. Someone comes to your office and starts speaking yoruba with you without having to find out if you understand yoruba.

(1) I'm with you on this. The attitude is demeaning and senseless. However, remember, actually the majority of the alayonuso ('pokenosers') are oftentimes from the East. They're the ones that will congregate and readily quip: 'Aha! But e don beg you now. Abi wetin you wan get again...haba! e don say sorry now.'

(2) Yes, on this one, it's natural - because you're in Yorubaland, so they expect you to be able to speak and understand the language of the land. If this practise is annoying to you - well, too bad for you. If you choose to live in a culture you have to assimilate and respect the particular culture and its owners -- and not to bring your uncouth and uncultured way of life from your Eastern hellhole to shove it down their throats. My advise to you is to sit your a.rse back in the East or f.uck off to Abuja. And, don't no mofos like 'afamdeneva' and 'Ak47' bring out their usual and shameless lame defense of 'Lagos used to be a Federal Capital' bulls.hit. Because that's even silly of you maggots - why don't you baboons go over-populate Calabar (or is it Port Harcourt?) since one of these used to be the Capital of Nigeria. So, why you people are daily trooping into Lagos and other Yoruba areas I really don't understand. And your other flimsy excuse of you helping us to develop our region makes no sense at all. Why are you helping to develop your sworn enemies' homeland while leaving your own in tatters? Please, leave Yorubaland and go develop your erosion-drenched East, mofos!

ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT LAGOS STATE? Here we go:
(1) So many Igbos and other Eastern mofos swarming about like cockroaches!
(2) Millions of mushroom and mega churches disturbing your peace!
(3) Noisy iso oru (night vigils) going on at odd hours! I mean, crazy christian zealots blaring microphones at 2AM and all through the night with impunity!
(4) Illegal preaching on commercial buses like danfo and molue. One stupid christian fatherfucker (usually of Igbo descent) will just rise up and start barking and hymning like a bastard dog to disturb your peace and quietude.
(5) People pushing wheelbarrows as omolanke.
(6) Bosikoro (used clothing sellers usually the Igbos) smelling like dead Biafran ragtag 'soldiers' - sorry - boyscouts.
(7) NURTW touts and thugs exthorting money from motorists.
( Omo onile menace is actually annoying for want of a befitting word!
(9) The okada commercial motorcyclists are daily posing danger. The govt. ought to ban them immediately.
(10) Hundreds of the Ekenedili Chukwu buses entering the state daily packed full of the migrants from the East! Men, it's crazily annoying! I think the Easterners should sit back in the East. And, if they must emigrate at all, let them go innundate Abuja with their illegal selves. I think we're tired of them flooding Yorubaland with their Biafran a.rses and still get dirty mouths to talk bad about us. Crazy mother and fatherfuckers!

@Kayusfit, honestly, if you were joking about that attack on Samuel Ojebode, that's one fvcking expensive joke. However, if you really meant every curse and insult you hurled at him I would really like to know what he personally did to you or any member of your family. Thanks.

@ the topic: Samuel Ojebode, aka, ''Oje kooo,'' was a very rugged footballer who alongside Odegbami, Mudashiru Lawal, Kunle Awesu, Idowu Otubushin (slow poison), Folorunsho Gambari (Gambush), Otolorin, et al, made the Ibadan indigenes in particular and Nigerians in general happy with their unequal sportsmanship. May his soul rest in peace.

And these fake Igbo christians and their Yoruba goons will scream at every opportunity that Islam is violent. Did any Imam ever slap any muslim follower in the face like Oyedepo did? Did any imam ever have s.exual relationship with any of their followers and ultimately set them on fire like Revd. King did? Wow Christianity is indeed a violent and barbaric cult. Period!

LOL! Wow! Igbo kids on NL should be ashamed of themselves for insulting or blaming anyone from another tribe for dysfunctional parenting or rearing. As we're fond of saying in Yorubaland that the Igbo people kick their parents in the groin to wake them up in the morning. Igbo people are uncultured - even the Hausa people better pass them.

oddy4real: would you just hold it! It is the practice everywhere in the world that whenever there is VIP movement in the airport, then no other plane can land. Go and ask if another plane can land in the USA if Obama is landing. And this didn't start with GEJ. U don't have to find a way to link him to every imbroglio

You're a very stupid mother and fatherfucker! You're a fvcking liar, too! You're not only ignorant of what you said, but also a buffoon village boy! Obama's and any other America's past presidents' aircraft don't interfere with the public because they don't fly in and out of any public airports around Washington, DC. Their aircraft have permanent hangars at the Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland. I don't think Obama or any US leader will be as stupid and ill-informed lousy idiots as our own misleaders who don't value human lives. Why can't our own misleaders fly in and out of a military base? It will be safer for them if their concern is safety as the imbecilic BEEF and other GEJ cocksuckers have alleged! I mean why share a busy airport with the public when you have scores of air force bases strewn across the country with nothing going on there?

@the-Igbo-mofos, why do you enjoy bringing disaster on your own heads? You can't stay in your erosion-drenched caves in the East because hunger will just kill you all. However, instead of being killed, maimed, and hated on by all and sundry, stay put in your cannibalistic region. Maybe you guys don't know that you're hated by all with a passion: the northerners hate you, the Westerners (including the so-called Yoruba christians) hate you, and the minorities in the East all can't stands your greedy guts! Fvcking Biafran imbeciles!

Hell, no! Yoruba are not forming anything with the Igbos. You leave the North go all the way to the East. Don't even try to tarry in the West otherwise the Boko Haram's saga will be a child's play! We're even trying to eject the r.e.tarded millions that here in the West. Let the Igbos sit back in their Biafran hellhole to 'develop' it.

Hell, no! Yoruba are not forming anything with the Igbos. You leave the North go all the way to the East. Don't even try to tarry in the West otherwise the Boko Haram's saga will be a child's play! We're even trying to eject the r.e.tarded millions that here in the West. Let the Igbos sit back in their Biafran hellholes to 'develop' it.

Why do fools keep referring to WEMA? It's a regional bank, for crying out loud! This honorable institution that has stood the test of time is owned by O'dua Investment Group which comprises all the states in the Western region! Why would they want to leave their own sons and daughters and blindly employ Igbo cannibals? My own question is why the Igbo-infested Diamond just didn't stay in Ibo land or the East, for that matter, when they knew they were going to be that tribalistic? At least you can be sure of seeing WEMA branches only/mainly in Yorubaland, why was Diamond bank extended to the West? We don't want any Igbo bank in the West tell them to pack up and leave!

@All-the-christian-i.d.iots-and-goons, you're all full of s.hit! The poster began his essay by seriously indicting 'religious leaders,' which included the alfas and imams. He even mentioned Farouk Lawan before any known christian thieves. But because your devilish guts have reserved hatred for Islam you deranged started derailing the thread by attacking Islam. Let's talk about the statistics in the scheme of things: someone mentioned more than 6000 Nigerians in jails across the world, if I may ask, how many of them are Muslims? Truth be told, the majority of imprisoned Nigerians are christians and Igbos! Apart from the kid bomber, AbduMutalab, where else in the world has another Nigerian Muslim been accused of terrorism? Yes, you may hear of fighters and militants here and there and, of course, certain occurences of suicide bombings, from time to time, these days, however, we have had more instances of christian terrorism in the world than any faiths. In the '80s and mid 90s, the entire nation of Ireland was overwhemed by the terror and mayhem visited on her by the Protestant and Catholic murderers, who killed and maimed millions of innocent people.Their evil antics were majorly exported to other parts of the world. The Isreali daily attrocities in the Palestine should be called what, you i.d.iots? Let's call a spade a spade, the thread is about religious men being enemies of the nation -- and I concur they are. All of them from the greedy alfas, imams, babalawo, onisegun to the pastors and the rest of the avaricious christian clerics. However, if you ask even the dumbest pooh on the streets of Nigeria he/she will tell you that christian clergy men and women are the most greedy, evil, and kleptomaniac bastards. And their shenanigans cut across the four corners of the Universe. Imagine pastors owning mega churches, aircraft jets, boats, private universities, exotic automobiles, and etc. Even though the Muslims are more in number the christian rabblerousers make the loudest noise! What are we even talking about?

i@ghostofsparta, I am with you in this measure. I believe this will serve as an elixir -- a panacea to all our seemingly incurable societal ills. Look at what we are facing right now -- supposing the r.e.tarded fisherman from the Niger Delta had been made to swear on Ogun or Ayilala or Obaluaye (Sonponna) in lieu of him kneeling down in front of Adeboye of RCCG by now we would be enjoying constant electricity, clean potable water via public taps and not private boreholes, good, macadamized roads and other amenities that have eluded us since the time immemorial. Obasanjo is a believer in tradomedicinal security and preventive measures. Had he been faced with a very potent 'olugbohun' or 'afose' to be sworn on, his 8-year useless tenure would have been blissful for all Nigerians.

By the way, in your research on Ayilala, did you find out if one could actively invoke it to strike one's perceived enemies known and unknown?

Lest I forget, aren't you supposed to be a bonafide Yoruba? If so, why are you putting a 'k' before a 'p'? We don't write like that in Yorubaland. I respect your knowledgeable research prowess, but don't bastardize our writing style. Might you be one of those Igbos who were born in Yorubaland and fell in love with our beautiful culture? LOL! Or, are you suffering from peer pressure? Anyway, whatever the problem is, please, refrain from the habit. Thanks.

The Hembe guy was lucky she didn't accuse him of wanting to sleep with her. Also, the NASS folk should thank God she has not invoked the ethnic bullshit against them like that Igbo cannibal, Peter Obi. Women and Igbos/Easterners are the most dangerous human specie to deal with. Unnecessarily sensitive and frivolously emotional, they'll turn the table against you in a second to mask their incompetence. F/ucking baboons!

(CONT'D)
As a very ugly Igbo christian, what was Obasanjo's positive contribution to Nigeria throughout his tenure? And don't no mofos come out shouting Obasanjo's 'Yoruba-ness' -- heck no! It's been ascertained times without number that OBJ is an ugly Igbo bastard, whose mother was alleged to have been r.a.ped by a Igbo police officer at Onitsha. At a time, folks actually posted his supposed Igbo father's picture on the Net! Wasn't Ernest Shonekan a self-acclaimed christian? What did he do for Nigeria before Abacha chased him out? Nothing! Wasn't Yakubu Gowon a christian? Wasn't Aguiyi Ironsi a christian? Wasn't Nnamdi Azikiwe a christian? Those mentioned rule4 Nigeria before and they were all christians. What did they do for Nigeria? Nothing! The only person that was a christian and could have bettered the country's condition was Obafemi Awolowo, but the Igbo cannibals like Obasanjo, Michael Ani, Alex Ekwueme, in connivance with Hausa/Fulani goons and some Yoruba mofos like Richard Akinjide and Adisa Akinloye didn't allow him to get there. How would I know if Awolowo would have performed well? Well, it's an eyesore. My inferences were derived in his past record as the Prime Minister of our Western region. Till date, his achievements are unequaled. He was 'the best president Nigeria never had,' as correctly put by the Igbo warlord, Ojukwu. Guys, it's a high time we jettisoned those stale and spent ideas that have never done us any good. E ja'wo ninu apon ti o yo, ki e da omi ila ka'na.

emmasege: And what makes u think the entire S/west and the North central will join in u in ur wishful thinking. Didn't PDP clear these zones in 2011, leaving the far north for the general? As a s/westerner, I can only vote against PDP in 2015 ONLY if Fashola is fielded along side a northern christian, either as a flag bearer or as a running mate.

Why don't you f.o.o.lish christian hypocrites 'shine' your eyes in order to see very clearly? And so f/ucking what if it's a Muslim-Muslim ticket as long as we achieve our aims and objectives of sanitizing the polity and ridding the nation of thieves and killers? Why are you i.d.i.ots hellbent or gongho'd on christian this, christian that? You all are shameless heifers -- you wanted a christian and you got one in that stinking fisherman from the Niger Delta with his former banana hawker of a wife -- look at where we are now! On this same forum, one oloriburuku dundee united of a f.o.ol opined that the USA would not support a Muslim candidate. How does that even sound to you? How can the Americans be dictating to us who governs us in our own country? These so-called Americans are a lot smatter than you black African dunces: didn't they once vote for two guys from the same region? Bill Clinton and Al Gore come to mind. The USA has the same regional problem that we are saddled with in Nigeria (North, South, West, MidWest, and East), but they never allow their 'problem' to be problematic. Clinton and Gore were from the same area and they got voted in as president and v.p. respectively. Could we have done the same in Nigeria? Heck no! What is wrong with two seemingly best guys from the Western Yorubaland or Northern Hausa/Fulani becoming Nigerian pres. and v.p.regardless of their religious leanings? Huh? You f.o.ol claimed to be from the West, which makes you a Yoruba, but your myopic sight befuddled you for asking for a christian pres. or v.p., what's that going to do for us? Wasn't Obasanjo a self-confessed 'born again christian?'

saintohia: What's Fashola's record & profile, when his's a party to broad day robbery termed toll gate. Do you have an idea on how tolls are run abroad? I mean, the minimum criteria for a road to be certified fit for toll?

All you need do is to move back to your Biafran hellhole where you will not have to worry about paying toll gates. Eastern mofo, just leave our Yorubaland and move back to some Igbo cannibalistic cave! F/ucking i.d.iot!