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Abdulaaleem:
"KING" morning to y'all.. @larride @Teaser4 @Soulja @Gbriels @GeniusOla @Olasunkyls @Slammmmm @Nihelimitretrep....
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Yes!
Notification of Success alert.

I claim it. I see it coming.

souljar:
Weekly fitness routine...

Mo Yee.

larride:


The funny thing is those that have never contributed anything to the thread saying they regret being here. Like who cares? It’s not like they are adding any value to the thread.

If the thread is below your maturity level, then go create a new thread for your fellow matured guys and be having your matured discussions there.

Drop info, they won’t drop, others engage themselves in banter and they will complain. I just tire.

You are a wise man.
AB theory aside, you have contributed tremendously to this thread, just like others.

Keep it up bro.

I ll find you @nnpctowers

Ppretty:
As much as i would love Apl to drop this week, something tells me we should be patient and wait till 12th August and there on after because it will be a month after the conclusion of interview. Take note that notification for CBT came on the 22nd of May and the test was 1st June. Then that of interview came 26th June (about a month after CBT notification)and the interview started on the 1st of July. Hence, its plausible that notification for APL will start from 12th of August (pending when the sallah break falls) .
Please this is my personal submission, i never cited any source/sauce.

U add ketchup to your sauce. No doubt

CSmooth:
Apart from July 5 is there any other date that most people haven't received tfare?

July 11th

PhilipGallagher:
You guys should stop all these fake news, it isn't cool, especially at a time like this. I know you might derive some kind of fun/satisfaction from giving out fake news, but honestly it just makes you obnoxious.

Let only those with real "sources" share info with us.

How do we even know the real "sources"
Where any anonymous person can just wake up get another anonymous account to spew "My sauce said bla bla bla"

Anyway, that's what keep the thread going and serves as a comic relief.

Keep rolling it out guys, time will tell.

Kspicz:
I have been following the trend on Masgoon and would like you guys to leave him alone! the Nigerian constitution guarantees every Nigerian freedom of expression and association hence if you don't like to associate with him, that's your own business! If you for any reason feel he lied about anything, no one made you a judge! Maybe you have no business on the NNPC trend, go try ICPC, DSS, EFFC or even the police where i believe your investigative skills would be very much appreciated.

Masgoon has his right to express himself and if you don't like what he says then don't comment! Let the young man be! His not on your way and you are not on his hence let there be peace.. I am beginning to feel some people here are bullys, let's be careful in other not to cross the line, no body holy pass.. peace!

That ship sailed a long time ago.
We have moved on bro.

Talk about that Yoruba proverb - ti isu eni b'ata aman fi owo boo ni (figure out the translation yourself) Don't mind my proverbs prowess.

Besides, it's for the greater good for my dear friend @mosgoon.
He also acknowledged and affirmed that he actually learnt alot from the feedback from NLders. (His subsequent posts confirms that).

almasterpiece:
Na joke o.

U go fear ayilala now

Beeam:
Why stress ur instinct when his profile is all over nairaland/the internet?

Ohh.... You think I have that energy to be checking every Tom's profile all over the internet. Not some troll bro.

darado:
Accept or reject it, no any correlation between tp and APL. We had a meeting with nnpc today in our office (located in the south south). Authoratively, nothing relates tp and apl. I am currently in ss4 an due for promotion to ss3 by Dec 2019. As Jarus said, CBA has been on President Buhari's table for approval. To tell u more, three states have not met the required number of the slots and most if not all the candidates from those states were paid tp.
U can continue to believe ur theories sha.

I was the one that gave you a dirty factory setting slap when you were misbehaving rushing to take three takeaways in the front row.

I am not sorry. I will do that again if you don't calm down.


Shey Oni o Oti fi ori gba le abi.

Kontinu

Jarus:
By the way, if you're on this thread and you're a Muslim and from Offa, Kwara state, kindly send me a PM.

Don't know why, but my instinct tells me you re from Offa. I was right.

Btw, I am a Muslim. Not really from Offa. But oyun. A stone throw from Offa. From Former Kwara South senator's hometown.

Am I qualified, it's been little long I visited Kwara. Based in Lagos.

ChasteGhuy:
I guess those we think didn't respond when called out from the theatre perhaps were still undergoing verification.

What I don't understand is where did that guy @amphitheatre got the list he called. Who furnished him with the list?



Just wantu check something

Eminemzybet:
Baba y una d do like this
U have 70% chance of rejecting NNPC offer

My question: y apply and take some other peoples space

Even on presidential list

Haba bro

Bro u wicked

As in ehh.... U just spoke my mind.
Some people sha. Smh.

Jarus:

Egbon, I just want check something.

Gbriels:
As we have begun this very important week(though it hasn't been confirmed if sms is gonna happen), I want us all to place all our expectations into the hands of God. That whatever d outcome be, it's all to God's glory...
Having said that, I want us to remember the pioneers of this great thread....though some have left us and some are still with us....on this note, a big shout out to
@klassd....cap doffed
@larride....our able AB theorist
@jiang.....semppumping tins, who near her near fire, na
only u before u and after u..
Having remembered those with us, let's as a sign of respect thank those that have left us
@somito121
@harveybeaks
@naijainstinct
@tdarry

wish us all a happy life

Pls acknowledge we that joined post CBT.

We must have missed a lot.

Tons of garbage (bickering, gloating, boasting, blasting, savagery, ass-l**king, and loads of irrelevant).

I haven't taken my time to go through, but I'm sure I can't be far from what I typed.

Jarus:
My primary source is out of Nigeria. 2 different secondary sources said "latest September".

Let me confirm the sms thing.

We re waiting Sir.
*Grabs popcorn and 1L sobo.*


BTW, oga jarus, it's like you re also from Offa,

I just want to check something.

bobowaja:
@bolded, pls direct that to teaser. I guess you won't because he will give you an equal or over measure of savagery

Teaser Savage......

Dat will make a pretty nice name you know

Teaser4:
hahahaha...no vex brother...names dey skip for my head ni o...however i go like nominate you instead, I go like be your campaign manager...

I will find you.



































But na for Towers oo

Teaser4:
Good afternoon local men and women(Chasteghuy, bobowaja, eny, larride, gbriels, gbyms, terir4,jobseeker, benflash, beeam seunpumping, jiang,mosgoon, black11, adebiwa09, macgiver1,realistic,inception,eggovic, chigboboss, mapman, mathology, scooby,monlawal and all of una wey i know type una name no be afojudi oh, local man no fit. Special shout out to Big Bros Jarus. Its your boy teaser, I hail una oh.... Sheko wale

For not mentioning me, your campaign manager, I will go pitch my tenth to another presidential flagbearer

BenFlash:
Moo goo gai pan = Cantonese dish

No wonder you dished it out anyhow.

@Mosgoon watch out for those flying sauce pans, your head is the bull's eye. Jokes apart though, I give it to you, you are one smart chap, but as much as I don't support the use of harsh and disparaging words like @moogoogaipan did, there is an iota of truth in what he accused you of, pardon my inclination to dish out an advice.

This term, 'clever clogs' check the meaning, you'll do well not to make yourself one especially in a workplace setting. You see how your seemingly innocent responses seem to infuriate some people here albeit a faceless forum? Imagine how much more in the workplace where they see you physically. The truth is that you'll have to learn how not to "oppress" people with knowledge or make others feel "inferior" (those words are in quotes for a reason, I don't want to be misunderstood). Remember I told you more than once that "too much info will not kill you", learn to measure your responses according to your audience, this can be done by comprehending the importance of a two way communication (as intelligent as you are, I noticed your shortcomings in communication skill, that is where the problem lies). Case in point, someone barely mentioned McKinsey, you went all 'gunz' blazing tutorial mode. I am sure in the person's mind, he'll ask "ki l'agbe, ki l'aju?" (you are Yoruba, I needn't translate).

I'd also suggest you read the 48 laws of power (you'll need it to handle superiors who are not as 'sharp' as you) otherwise what @moogoogaipan said to you would be child's play compared to what they'll do to you. Even if you are going to run your thing, you'll have to learn not to "show" yourself so that you can get assistance from more seasoned professionals.

Emphasis: know your audience by working on your two-way communication skill to help you know how much info you need to dish out at any point in time.

Trick: appear clueless until intelligence is required, even then, keep it limited. People are usually impressed with intelligence when they have initially adjudged you clueless (not applicable during interviews though)


A word is enough for the wise. God bless you.

48 Laws of power.
Rule 1.
Never outshine your master.

Deep! Please take this serious.

souljar:
hahaha...i hope not. We no come hear from the local man. Just went AWOL.

Hmm... The silence on the thread this evening sha, have the auditors come?

Something is not right.

The thread is so dry today. Local men and women went on strike.... Hahahaha.

Well, it's better than irrelevants

joobseekar:
Farouq or King?

I'm interested in this sir

vicelreturns:
If Apl no drop as dis broda prophesy today in sum hours tym ehhh.

Assistant Secretary AOLMAW please where is dat list wey d likes of @Yemyke001 names dem dey we go need am by 2pm today.




Signed:
Curator of Local beings moral n integrity.

I move for an indefinite suspension.

Robocorp:
You will do well to go through what lead to what you are quoting, instead of just jumping on the matter. You should also be logical when analysing the points raised while you are at it so that we don't have a repeat of this.

Local man has no energy for that.

Anyways, you can feed yourself what whatever makes you sleep at night.

You know what you re right.

Let's focus on something important. APL.

And this should die a natural death.

Robocorp:
Why do you think facebook and other large IT corporations (ICT centric operations) need such a large number of IT staff and engineers. Its just a single platform that has already been developed and not under development, so why?

Answer this question and you will argue no more.

Your analogy is wrong Sir.
The organisations you mentioned are purely into IT/ICT and an expansion of the product/service will purely need more ICT savvy personnel.
NNPC na oil. Any ICT innovation is to reduce human errors, increase efficiency and productivity.

Which kind robocorp no understand the significant of robotics and AI.
Is that one robo at all.

Teacher don't teach me nonsense

Robocorp:
I strongly believe a lot of vacancies have been created for ICT looking at how NNPC has ramped up its IT infrastructure and services in the last few months, the most recent being the 98% automation of the activities of crude oil marketing division and the deployment of web based express customer service solution at the PPMC. Before his retirement, the former GMD also set up a committee of senior staff to oversee the complete transformation of the corporation towards a paperless and digital operation. Implementation of new IT solutions are also ongoing at various subsidiaries and divisions.
Sources/Proof

https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/maikanti-baru-nnpc-operations-to-go-paperless-soon/lqhv74y

https://allafrica.com/stories/201907230455.html

https://metrowatchonline.com/nnpc-cautions-against-disruption-in-fuel-supply/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2019/07/corruption-well-automate-nnpc-systems-gmd-kyari/amp/

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/nnpc-targets-100-computerization-of-oil-sales-by-dec.html

Note: I may be totally wrong, but the information strongly suggests that a lot of ICT hopefuls may receive appointment because a large vacuum has been created with all this developments at the corporation.
Peace out...

If the operations are ICT-centric, then you don't need much people in that department.

Beeam:
No shaking baba....

We go rock that training school together.

They'll never know who we are in real life though or else all these ppl wey dey beef us now for faceless forum go slash our tires!

Beeam sho fe pa wa ni

Adeebiwa09:
It can't fit werk... BTW everything na double double... It's a win win

Hahahaha....u can't fit chop 2 for Alade hamlet. O fe pe l'aye, o fe ki oju e ribi. Eyokan ni oma mu nw.

Adeebiwa09:
Young man have some respect that's a man's wife that you are quoting anymore. Next time you do without proper salutation, 2500 will leave your account. Be guided please.


Signed
Awon igba irumole

For the PRO AOLMWN

Ogbeni, calm down.

Na wife you want abi na APL?

Don't let me vex call King Terhamba on top your matter.

joobseekar:
They saw his name on the payment list, but they quickly inform his source, and since then he's yet to get alert.


I'm not not checking anything o, I'm just narrating ni. Lol

Lol.... U don't need to check anything bro. Infact you owe nobody an explanation.

Enireqx20:
Who's the third one?

Official page keeper.
U don sleep.
We re an inch to P600.

I won't remind you next time.

Arysexy:
Bro, Stop committing blasphemy in the name of joke

How ?

I hope it is the same blasphemy we all know.