₦airaland Forum

MzPecs:
What makes you think she's not a virgin?

HazzanTazzan:
Ur comment makes me laugh...
I stay at home all day (most times in my music Studio built in front of my house)...
I make nothing less than 120k a month (worst scenario) since March that I started fiverr... This earning is after I have deducted the cost of running generator 24/7, data for Internet and miscellaneous as I have a family.

Most people might wonder what I do in my studio with generator all day without seeing artists often in my studio... They will never know until I blow...

Now tell me which kain curse go make me go put my head for this Npower rubbish...

Nigerian youths and mostly graduates should open their eyes to opportunities.

jibbish:
Kemi Adeosun is Bae

Junior66:
These statistics say a lot about northern Nigeria and the general misconceptions about them.
1. The north has a very high population rate contrary to what most people think.
2. Inspite of the large population of kids roaming the streets, the North still has more schools than the south even with the same ratio of teachers to pupils.
3. If these stats are correct, then it is safe to assume that the population of the North is even higher than ascribed to it.
4. Even if these figures are inaccurate, the margin of error should still be low.
5. Think twice before u scream the usual it is goats and cows that vote in the north.
6. Lastly, to those who will scream that Muslims generally do not attend school (this may or may not be true), please be informed that there are several Christian states in the north (assuming the percentage of xtians ins skuls is higher). Plateau, Taraba, Benue are xtian states with many of the other states also boasting a hight population of xtians. When next you make those ugly noises remember dat your millions of relatives in the North also skul there. cheers.

Jobabori:
You forget to mention Okenne - Ajaokuta through Ayingba road. The worst road in Nigeria.

Handsomeemmy:
5 naira it is in Kano. Just like someone said earlier, the southerners (South south, South east and south west) are the cause of their own problem, we southerners living in the north do buy things very cheap, sometimes when you hear how much my brothers pay for transportation in the south, one will begin to wonder if we are from same country, just as I have always said, the North would've been the best place to live if not for crisis, most of the southerners hate themselves and the level of greed is beyond normal, we always want to make 1000% profit all the time whereas the average Hausa man is contented with what they make everyday and we always think we are wiser than them yet they are also in position of authority, they take live very simple.

We the southerners need to tell ourselves the truth, we dislike one another that's why it is easier for government to take advantage of us. I have lot to say on this but let me go back to work.

N:B Southerners include (Yoruba, Igbo, Binis and everyone after river Niger).
My name is Temi, I am just here to make common sense.

Aufbauh:
DOLLAR = N197

Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president

1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business

2. Our problem is not d government but
our problem is our importers and consumers

3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president

4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise

5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates,
dollar has remained 197

6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches

7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex

8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41
products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market

9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs

10. To survive the pressure of excess
dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes

11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 Naira to 1 dollars

12. However that does not mean
that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each

13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.

14. For example u will see a dull girl using
iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced

15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign
product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products

16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency

17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.

#Copied.

deanoffaculty:
Confirm bro! Biafra or no Biafra; Love or Hate.. the relationship between Igbos and Yorubas is more cordial than any other Tribe.
One Love;One Nigeria!

AyakaDunukofia:
Some people I know are worried the Igbo gene pool is increasingly being compromised. But I do always tell them to accept the things they can not change. They are going to have Yoruba kids after all. That's life.

We don't know what's happening...All of their known names are looking East in recent times.

Achebe's daughter... Yoruba
Bisoye Obasanjo
Churchill Obasanjo
FFk etc..

PunterTim:
Don't You Think You're Overacting Here And Being Unrealistic About This!.
This Is About Her And What She Wants.Didn't Want To Advise This But Now I Must:
Think You Should Sit Down With Him And Carefully State Your Reasons To Divorce Him!

Deshawn:
Addicted to wrestling

Do2dtun:
For me am addicted to Internet/Radio









Oya lalasticlala what are you addicted to

mu2sa2:
This guy is a notorious gangster. He is the very definition of Agip, having been a vicious thug for all the governors of kwara state since 1999, including Bukola Saraki. During electioneering Ajia and his gang are law unto themselves, killing and rampaging without mercy. Infact, the rising spate of robberies in Ilorin is attributed to ex-thugs disengaged after election. Only God knows the number of souls Ajia exterminated. Those who live by violence end up consumed by violence.

tobimillar:
Why kill the snake?? The snake left his (not IT'S ) home in the morning and after its morning prayers (praying only for what to eat and to come back home safely) , you killed him (not it). Ask yourself why? The snake was not in your bedroom was it? You fell and the poor innocent snake still strolled away out of pity for your soul, yet you are not satisfied, you sha wanted it dead by all means. Now that you have killed him, hope you are happy

Alejhandro:
'Money in d bank' I so much love dis WWE title.


Oga tell him to PAUSE dat masters degree and take up d job. Money first...

Cos for dis era, his Msc will be useless if there's no MONEY IN THE BANK

knightsTempler:
The white cock was the most wicked of them, he alone climbed the hen like 15 times.

Wicked animal world

OgbeifunErom:
This is excellent development

Lagos needs urban regeneration and re-planning.

Look at the state of the place- dirty, filthy and chaotic.

All IPOB youths that dont like it should kindly relocate to IPOB land- Simples!!

IPOB Youths were given notice about 9 months ago, another reminder 2 months ago but they willfully ignored the notice. Lagos is not a lawless state.

Eko O NI Baje ooooooooo

FlirtyKaren:
How Olamide Prostrated Before Don Jazzy After Aliko Dangote Made Them End Beef


Nigerians were shocked 3 days ago when Olamide and Don Jazzy had a big fallout at the Headies 2015 while on Live International TV, and the fight spilled over to Twitter and made a bloody mess.

Fast forward to two days later, a huger, bigger surprise lay in wait. The two super icons at the same time on Instagram and Twitter, released a photo along with a statement that said they had reconciled.

Their fans and colleagues were excited but if you re among those who have been wondering how this reconciliation happened, I've got the gist for you. It's EXCLUSIVE to Laila's Blog and you can take it to the bank, thanks to a very credit worthy friend who witnessed it all.

Africa's richest man, Aliko Dangote was the brain behind the reconciliation. No, Vic O wasn't
involved either.

I'm told that the picture we all saw of Olamide & Don Jazzy shaking hands was taken at Aliko's place. Aliko Dangote stepped in for there to be peace. I'm also told that Olamide prostrated himself for Jazzy. Yes, my guy was shocked too when Olamide did that. All thanks to Dangote.

I'm told Jazzy has been angry since the incident happened, infact he wasn't even talking to people.
He was angry especially because Olamide did something similar last year when Reekado Banks got the Headies 2014 Rookie award.

If you recall, the undisputed street King went on stage to receive his award at the 2014 Headies and while giving his speech for the “Best Rap Album of the year ”, he clearly stated his displeasure for the omission of his Label mate and protege “Lil Kesh” in the Rookie of the year Category, the category which was won by Mavin’s Reekado Banks.

Olamide took the mic said some stuff in Yoruba and then added “I dedicate this award to my nigga “Lil Kesh” for the Rookie of the year , Bleep that sh*t'' and then returned the mic.

Fast forward to 2015, my source says everybody that was sitting next to Jazzy was sad Olamide did what he did. I hope you know Olamide and Tiwa did a song together on her recent album plus Teebillz, Tiwa's husband, I'm told, really loves and respects Olamide. I'm told the video of the song has not been finished sef, Olamide's part has not been done sef.

People were not just happy that Olamide conducted himself in such a manner. That was why Jazzy said all he said on the podium. He had been pushed to the wall.

Olamide, you all already know, destroyed things back in Headies' green room. I'm now exclusively told he also punched someone.

Anyways... Dangote called Jazzy, got Olamide's number from him and then he called both parties to his house for the settlement.

And, EVERYONE is cool now sha.

My source says Reekadobanks will release a new single this January. His label did not expect to win Headies' Next Rated.

d badoo I know will never try dat sh*t

keep lying...... oniro oshi

ur end is near

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/exclusive-olamide-prostrated-before-don.html

bashsani:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/support-president-buhari

reminiscing:
I have really suffered o.A guy who happens to b a manager of a printing press that offered to assist me with my hostel Accommodation payment stopped picking my calls last week because I have refused to sleep with him.He said he loved me and all he is making for is for me to allow him sleep with him and he will give me the money he promised.I was surprised wen he promised to help with the payment because I met him last month and now imagine the Option he gave.I feel really disappointed....I wonder where our generation is headed for...

simonlee:
My fellow Nigerians....
It's barely 7 months when the APC Gov't assumed power, but they way the country has turned upside-down, you'll think bad luck has waited patiently for Nigerians to vote APC.
See the queue in our gas stations, you'll think it was being given free of charge. But we buy at double the price (tears in my eyes)
To pay salaries na issue for a whole federal gov't. Seeing an alert is enough reason to give thanksgiving in church (tears start rolling down my face)
Now our able VP, Prof. Osinbajo is travelling to Dubai on vacation, as if Christmas never do am (starts wailing)
Chai.....is this change?!!!


https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/680896230126432256?p=v

sameer1212:
Lmao... How you take no say abi man united fan? Chai ayaf suffer

Olochedavido:
Nigeria Corporate Affairs Commission. Na wa for una Jo! Shoooo? Na everything una go register in the name of association?
God help Nigeria.

marlockj:
Summary u Hv a used hole,so chill.

Dnt mke it look Lik ur r 5yrs old baby.

Ma post may Nt go dwn well wit u,hence reading n undastndin will b diffcult

IamMissMarvel:
How is this funny?

Mcowubaba:
U wan met correct guy, I hope say u too be correct girl ....
The fact is that over 80% of Nigerian girls are hungry/self-centred/greedy/cunning/dependent u can add more!!!
The wanna reap where the didn't sow..nd when we fail to fall for their maga scam, the tag us "broke ass nigga" "poor dude"..Yes I gree- I'm the Chief broke ass nigga in my State ..

This is NOT fundamentally right, but it is the glaring fact- "most" Nigerian girls need money, luxury etc.. Nigerian guys needs SEX..simple!!! What mostly goes on in Nigeria is not relationship, its' simply prostitution/ commercial sex-work...
If ur bf no give u moni for hair, clothes etc, una go gree am to f+ck ... What is prostitution- Sex for financial or luxurious gains SIMPLE..check google/dictionary!!!

ellacute45:
Nigeria mentality sha meeting him in his house i don't see anything wrong in it only if the guy has bad intentions

Suigeneris93:
My dear no matter how comfy we get on social media,I can't come to ur house neither can u come to mine. We'd have to establish a better understanding of each other bfr we do house visits.

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

Spanner4:


Wetin person no go hear again for d western part of dis kwantry.

Anyway, I want to cook Jollof pls and I need help to prepare it guys, do I need rice?

PROVACATEUR:
Imagine the president peeping like a cow