₦airaland Forum

Uyi168:
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Hope u dey see wetin I dey see..

Betcrusher:
ooin!!! they are doing well.

See them agbayas.

Angelfrost:
The average African is exceptionally hardy and strong when it comes to disease... This is not bragging! History is there for all to see.

Maybe it's because we are already accustomed to pestilence and suffering....

Everyone is losing his head over Coronavirus, whereas Malaria alone has taken more lives than Coronavirus ever will... Shall we talk about AIDS, High Blood Pressure, Lassa Fever, Ebola, Hepatitis, just name it.... We have always had more disease than Europe can ever begin to imagine.
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The[b] average Nigerian already has acquired and genetic immunity against numerous infections even before immunization...
say it with all boldness everywhere I go... It is not Coronavirus that will crumble Nigeria. Not at all!... It is the fear of it, with the resultant needless panic, that will destroy this continent!!!

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YorubaKinging:
They Don start
They will give you a goat and collect a human being in return
What have these globalists done to help Iran?
It's always Africa
It's jack ma today
Bill gates will follow
And then the E.U


Well like I said they will assist you
They will give you money

But you'll need a form of accepted identity

Only the wise can understand

How many people get this disease for Africa. They should go to the people who really need it.

anonimi:
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Thank you.

temmypotter:
We have a president who has said nothing, not one word about this issue since the start, our borders are wide open as if to bring in even more of the virus - I'm weak!

Enter Pastor Adeboye - One of the most influential and respected Nigerians in the world, giving words of hope, prayers and lays emphasis on preventive measures in these trying times and Nigerian "woke" trigger-happy youths begin to insult him to his face! What in the hell!

I'm a youth as well and I must say I'm deeply worried for our generation! We have lost what little manners we had growing up, He's not just an elder, He's a man of God, you don't have to be religious to have simple moral ethics like respecting the elderly - while not all of us may believe in the supernatural, we all pray and hope for a better tomorrow and I dare say the words from some tongues are more potent than others - one of those tongues is that of Pastor Adeboye, There is a force behind him that has kept him at the pinnacle all these years - and that force is ever ready to curse as well as bless.

No one's saying you must agree to his ideas or bless him for them.... but don't curse him! don't invite curses to your lives.

Exactly what a guy was telling on Sunday, youth of this days are so disrespectful, you don't have to agree with others people opinion to respect them. And funny enough they want to be respected. If I don't agree with you, I simply move on, we shouldn't be too 'woked'.

derbykol:
Especially the second picture.

Yes

JayPeeOham:
Is this is the valley of dry bones that was talked about in the Bible....?



Where is Prophet Elijah o?

Elijah or Ezekiel. My favorite Bible passage Ezekiel 37.

This baby looks a little like Imade

chiiraq802:
Mehn Nigeria is really divided outside politics ooo...I'm shocked...
They should just divide the country nii...North country, South West country, South East country and Niger delta republic...
But watsup self with Yoruba's and Igbo's ...#the hate is too much....#DivideNigeria.

I think it only on Nairaland or online even my roommate is Igbo, though they tend to have this domineering attitude but I have my goals, I no dey look sideways.

seniormallam:
People still complain about awards that are based on voting categories?......... Bros you dull o.........no one is complaining about their dominance of BBN & ultimate love, Igbo's and playing victims ehhhh cry cry baby

Even MBGN

Fuckgovt:
This is what u get when u allow illiterates into power.

Who told you Gandollar is an illiterate?

Satan66:
This thread is terribly incomplete without Morgan Freeman

I have know Morgan Freeman all my life to be old.

Dilijingsly:
you can easily reach me through this number 08138610247
I will be staying for a week in abuja cos of convocation and certificate which will take place this coming saturday

I know chop, I know chop. Must you go for the convocation?
OP you have two options
1. It is either you wait till you can afford a hotel (no be by force to go convocation)
2. Or you meet the gay guy.

Is it the landmass that is developing or it people because the last time I checked northerners are not educated except their elite.

iLegendd:
#Smile.

You have a point and it's welcomed.

Modified:

Please, if your boyfriend or husband uses drugs to satisfy you in bed, that is an acute stupidity. It affects the immune system and causes untimely death.

Luckily, tell him there is a solution called Lasticle. Download the free version for him here https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

I'm only trying to help because I don't want you to lose him because he's trying so hard (with drugs) to satisfy you.

Now you sell ebooks, Ha! Thank God at least it will keep you busy.

Zammani:
I'm new to NL, you are one of the reasons I joined NL. They told me your stupidity is out of this world and broda I concur.

His stupidity is legendary.

Prince4945:
God, and over here in ikorodu and i heard something that sounded like thunder and i thought it was rain coming, not knowing its actully this

I heard it in Akoka, I though it was gunshot.

cRobo:
I felt the vibration here in banana island

I won't say a word

Liar

Annie001:
How king of boys didn’t get any award speaks volume of how thrash they AMVCA is
I mean look at Sola sobowale, Reminisce and Tony Tetula performance in that movie
Pure day light robbery

Toni Tetula for King of boys?

Akshow:
Let's settle this once and for all


Like for king of boys

Share for living in bondage.

King of boys, that movie is everything about Nigeria politics and our politicians wickedness.

yrex01:
Mr anikulapo

Nah you get paa, anikulapo

Halimvh:


Only God knows how many pens I have “lost” inside the banking hall.

Who are the people 'taking' pen since everyone is losing one. Lol

It saves your pen front disappearing.

Halimvh:
But I kinda like it this way. Of course, I understand that particular Union Bank branch might facing difficulty, but some banks have also adopted “no paper teller” approach.

Before Access merged with Diamond Bank, the Diamond Bank in my neighbourhood stopped using teller for depositing (definitely not because they can't afford to print it; just cost saving moves).

If you need to deposit, you write the account name and number on any piece of paper, and you hand it to them along with the money. After depositing, a single piece of receipt showing the details of the transaction will be printed and you'd go home with it as your proof of payment.

I like it this way because it reduces the time one spends in the bank (since you know the name and account you want to pay into, you can write on a piece of paper from home, enter the banking hall and join the deposit queue immediately, without having to tell anybody “bros/sister I dey behind you o but I wan go write teller”. Also, it saves you time and resources (ink) from writing all the details that's usually on the paper teller.

VirginSearcher:
Makinde! the only politician I see in the whole South West anytime any day, God bless Oyo people for voting him.
Meanwhile Peter Obi/Kwankwaso/Zulum 2023

Add Sanusi, so he can waste part of his 'billions' just like Atiku.

TheFreeOne:
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In short the corrupt and the hypocrite.

You very right

Hmmm, Sanusi?

innobarca:
The child should be in boarding school since, bc the maltreatment from the relative did not just start yesterday according to her.

I also believe if the child comes back during holidays from boarding school, it won't be so difficult for the husband to allow him stay since he will be going back to school.
Gradually things will fall in place..

Parents do send their stubborn kids to some particular schools nowadays , I hope you understand.

Note... School can help the child from that stealing habit too.

No need to show muscle...

You are right Sha.

innobarca:
You had kids with a man and his friends and family does not know?you also do not want to find his relatives?
In Nigeria? I do not want to believe that.

Some women be forming smartness but when it is time to be smart, they will fail woefully.

Single mothers that are capable of taking care of their kids do not send them to live with relatives... From what I have seen around.

You foot 70% of the bills but you can't send your child to a good boarding school? Or you are just talking bla bla bla.

Finally.... Nobody failed you, take full responsibility of your mistakes.
Your relatives has tried for you in taking care of your child, its difficult to handle a stubborn child, very difficult.

The child has a father, the father has relatives.

I pay this, I pay that..... You don't need to say all that.

Who knows maybe you will also leave your current husband soon, Later move to the 3rd man.

How much is Model college boarding school? that she cannot afford? That boy needs a parent in his life, she should bring him close afterward send him to boarding school to avoid issues.
Op plead with your husband, tell him it is just for the main time like a year, then look for a good boarding school and enrol him there till you can solve the mess you are in.

hakeemhakeem:
Take him to boarding sch during holidays talk some friends who can allows him stay

She shouldn't yet. That boy needs mother's love to be able to curb those bad habits. If not he will be worst. He needs his father or a father figure.

Oyindidi:
How? The man promised to bring the boy in when they move to better place. Where your conscience dey?

Maybe you are talking to the man. You can never tell.