₦airaland Forum

JOACHINpedro:
Why would someone be dating and still have the mind to bleep another girl?
Brother just turn single and stop complicating the thunder

okeyben10:


Vaccines usually contain pathogens. Na who help aboki isolate antigens abi na those doctors from China? Kano pipo pls dont kee yourselves.

Lemme just believe this is made of ginger and tumeric

hardeycute:
The Jokes is on you, if only Abba Kyari was alive, he would have been the one doing this.

weyreypey:
Sulphur dioxide

pocohantas:
RIP to him.

I don’t really know him, but I know his wife with her very weird makeup and fashion sense.

gbami:
You did the right thing....You have the most important person in your life right now.. that's your child... Unfortunately.. Children needs a mother figure at this stage in life...Take your child to your mother for caring...make sure you visit your child every week if not everyday... Provide for your child anything the child's needs..You have people that loves you unconditionally..Your child and Your mother...

Blue3k2:
Lol mumus they already knew about the situation. Did anyone get fired or charged for these actions? Cant you idiots cant read simple dates?

Stalwert:
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I am so done with this.
Story..
COMPOUND FOOL: Immigration is corrupt so they should not sanction their erring officers.

Me: report such corruption to Immigration Office, but that cannot be a basis not to discipline erring officers.

COMPOUND FOOL: here is a video of corruption, they should not sanction erring officers.

Me: send your footage to immigration office, or send it to Code of conduct, or EFCC but the footage cannot be a basis for Immigrations not to sanction its officers

Compound Fool: foaming from the mouth acting like a deranged maniac.

Me: Bye compound Fool!

PS. The guy even lacks imagination that he has to plagiarize the moniker of someone he hopes to be.

seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

Chicagoesontop:
Them no know Barriga ?? to me Barriga is the most violent place in Lagos .

HarunaWest:
Try heating it

HarunaWest:
Mine was the usual Fish Stench Smell..I just inserted and the odour hit me, I pulled out immediately .It was like sulphur mehn couldn't breath I almost threw up..Had to wash John Thomas with Dettol and Soap that day mehn
If you saw the chick ehn, classy chick from a wealthy home oo..I was so embarrassed for her.

chigoizie7:
The death of this man sweet Aisha well well.

Lovexme:
That one is Asperger's Syndrome.

Bankpower:
The guy is simply autistic and nothing more or less

Eulalia:
Hahahahahahaaaa...

Op, you suddenly realize your prayer life is important after camping a lady for days?
Just simply tell her to go and stop shaking like a jelly fish. Or will she beat you?

Now, I don't know why a lady will lower her rep and go stay with a man who has not married her and refuse to go. I mean...its so demeaning. Now the guy is tired. Girls, please let's borrow sense if our follow-come sense is no longer functioning. STOP LIVING WITH A BOYFRIEND!!!!. I'm really annoyed.

TheExecutioner:
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chloedogie:
Trying to shrink them

Duru9:


Which kind wahala be this


I don already buy sniper keep sha

If there's no movement on Monday I won't have any choice than to ease this whole stress I don really suffer this life

coolcharm:
That is what hunger can cause.

You lock people down without any cusion, and it's just a matter of when they'll become animals falling back to their basic instincts.

The government should continue playing politics and fooling themselves that they are sharing monies to the poorest of the poor.

Very soon, they'll receive their report card

blowjohn:
Since last year he has been involved in some videos, especially one series.......his bodyguard has come out to tell the world the truth.
If u want links I can send to u. U will be so shocked.
This not some conspiracy ish.

DCmonster:
Why have I not gotten it? Why has p.diddy and all the people he is gonna co-host the revolt news with not gotten it? Mad people, black Americans are bunch of deluded alarmists. Over here an average black American will commit a crime and will expect a judge not to convict and send him to jail when found guilty. Over here they don't go to college, they all wanna be gangsters and they hate on the whites for no just reason. All they do is drugs and hoeing around and yet they wanna compete with the whites. Latinos have more morals now than my African American brothers and sisters. For p.diddy it's all about the money. Corona virus knows no race, the blacks dying from it are probably the chain smokers and drug addicts whose lungs are semi-damaged already.

madridguy:
Bros you should have ignore the guy. You knows him very well. Maybe you have forgotten, he was the person jubilating over the death of our dear brother, hungerbad and stated you and I are next. So stop giving him attention.

Davash222:
Levels
As long as you’re a Nigerian girl, you’re level-less. Aside your two bras, and three pants, what else can you boast of?

Millenniumlady:
There is nothing wrong with that food except the guy don't want to marry the lady....judging from the above picture the food is full of protein which is good for your system......If i serve you this and you complain i'll break up with you straight......By the way op who invites a guy over Don't he have a house