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RIP to the dead.


I just hope the FG won't forget his family atleast to give them sensible money so that his wife can establish herself and be able to take care of the kid, I know money can't bring back life but that will be ok.

Can anyone kindly interpret this op statement for me

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

you will keep WONDERFUL ...





- sorry wrong number

interesting

And all dose abóki wey they sell those energy boosting herbs self should always try to confirm age b4 selling their herbs 2 people #lolz

@op, dat nõ 1, u mean rubbing palm oil outta the pot or inside the pot round?


Nö 3, do u mean already chewed one or fresh one??

@op so I've to be searching on those names to confirm right.


Well all girls on NL are bauriful except none, I just hope no one username is bearing "None" o

Donariok:
forgive my manners

its ok bro #OneLuv

Swearest:
Yes but u re playing d game naw so, is a must 4 snake to increase

so scared to see it increase cos it gonna burst out my fone screen so I better keep raising it without feeding

Donariok:
just shut up, cause this not gonno make FP...and I don't expect you twu strike back,cos that's gonno b so childish

its too harsh bro, not everyone who open a tread are really doing it in order for it to made a FP, its just a free world, anyway u're free to yab cuz we all av a freedom to speech.

Swearest:
A very dangerous snake dat has astonished scientist in d world has been discovered. According to BBC news, the strange snake keep on increasing in lenght by 0.5cm every second nd if in any case it touch its body using it own body, it dies immediately. That is d only way it can be killed. this is d world most deadly nd poisonous snake 4 now. this snake can only b found in Nokia torchlight mobile phone under game option, snake xenia. Thanks 4 taking ur tym to read carefully. gud morning........

I've seen the snake b4 nah, it won't increase if it never eat a pebble

Most of our youth get it wrong when they're trying to tell a guy that they already have a guy who they're in a relationship with by telling the new guy asking them out saying they can't double-date..

double-date is when you are having your date and you also bring your friend who also have a date along with you and then two couples one date, two different couple having a date in the same day and time. Therefore: Double dating is when four people go on a date (two couples).

So don't get it wrong if your friend says to you: let's double-date, the true meaning is that let both of you have your partner and go on a date same day and time.

Do you think what our youth (mostly our girls) mean by "I can't double date" really mean its bad, I called it "weighing" and not double-dating, as a guy having 2 girl is call "weighing both parties" to know the one which suit you the more and to know the one who's altitude and character pleases you.

So ladies look what's your say and guys what's ya say about my last previous paragraph?

What shall thou say

And now I feel more lazy for clicking on dis dhormb thread.

Cutehector:
no, u don't get, am talkn abt me doin dem for a gurl.. Am not gay...

oh! Isorrite bro... I grab ya #iSmile

Cutehector:
And after doin all these, she doesn't just notices...

bro, its he not she.... Good morning sir, I realise u made that mistake cux u're still on bed, wake up bro today is monday... No mind me I'm also still on bed anyway

Question for the ______________ which only the _______ can answer

Empress2014:
am seeing Iara open her teeth for the first time

and dat ur smile in ur pic got me blushing *winkz*

Barrack Obama!

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Never lose hope, ur condition today is never your final destination, a long prophesy that a black man gonna be the president of the US, we also once had a president who got no shoes.


Never relent keep hustling dis life is turn by turn.

What shall thou say that to say:


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Hmmmm

Diamond bank is in partner with mtn, I still dey complain say mtn dey disturb my peace with those fvcking numz such as 4900, 53201, jeremiah33vs3 so make I come add another problem.







Moreover I'm using Diamond bank but don't receive such sms.

@OP are you subsidising ur data, why don't you copy the article here instead of me hitting up that link


Sorry wrong number.

So amazing......... Dats housefly tho and that of mosquito having teeth

360ng:
Cngrts to her.



Mine is on the way.

amen n dnt 4get 2 invite mie o *winkz*

Happy married life.

Mavin Baby

Nope..... Where condom dey break, which kinda konji be dat

The soldier be like:: all Nigerian must know I'm the one who killed him and I deserve a promotion with that
his pose in the pic..... Kudos sir for the job!







Let peace reign in Nigeria

bursted




And those women/ladies will be so happy that atleast there dream of traveling outta the country has finally come true not knowing they wanna use them for business.


Monkey dey work baboon dey chop