₦airaland Forum

Relass yasef comrade, no competition in destiny. Your self worth is not measured by the number of relationships u have had. Nothing of value ever comes easy, especially when it concerns matters of the heart. Man don beat u the way wen Chris Brown beat Rihanna? The journey to success is a lonely one, the crowd only awaits at the end of the line.

Hublot1:
Looks like she's in her early 50's

If u were married to an ancestor for as long as she was, you’d look the same.

Any small thing, viral! Pictures only tell half the story, and leaves the imagination to do the rest. But sha sha, how many homes in Nigeria receive water from the govt?

People who perpetrate violent crimes seldom think of anyone but themselves. However, even the Bible agrees that "money answereth all things." Late Sen. Buruji Kashamu was once embroiled in an embarrassing drug fiasco, his son has also been fingered in a high school cult related murder. The family is still being accorded respect by the NPF not just because their late patriarch was a serving senator when he died, but because money is still in their hands. So guy man, it’s only the poor that have to worry about the effects of crime on their self esteem. Or that is what the Nigerian society is teaching its young.

He said, “PDP has not learnt its lessons at all. They think that because APC is misbehaving, then Nigerians will vote for them. But they are mistaken." - Sen. Rufai Hanga

E go shock dem!

Comparing Obi with Obiano, Oga u shud be ashamed of yourself! Obi was the first Governor in that state to complete two terms within which he overcame a successful impeachment attempt against his administration. The only sellable candidate of Eastern extraction and ure trying to smear his image, are u really from that state as u claim??

Those Diobu shanties are overdue for demolition, and that is the only way to pave way for more affordable low cost houses. However, the first challenge we face in Nigeria is the insatiable greed to acquire properties for power sake by civil servants, politicians cronies and business opportunists. The state Govt can subsidize home ownership in rural areas to increase migration from the urban areas to the rural and ensure that one individual does not purchase more than one unit in one location.

Wait first, "oil prices crashed in 2015" was the excuse they gave us to increase the price of fuel, now oil prices are high they also want to increase the price of fuel! Wetin we do dis Buhari sef? 7 years after promising to build six refineries in the six geopolitical zones they still have the guts to gripe about subsidy payments? Dis govt no just dey rate us at all.

Money does not guarantee Happiness anywhere in the world but you see Nigeria, the case is different. Money is a strong defense here, it guarantees peace of mind in UAR!! Take the murder of Sylvester Oromoni, money made NPF turn to defense lawyers for the murderers. Do u really think that would have been the case if those budding killers were from low income homes? Rich pikin telling the rest of us how hard her life is because she broke a manicured nail while trying to shut her Gucci travel case, abeg hanty rest joor!

Guy must have a limp biskit! Some kind staff of office will change ur mind even if na d plan bi that.

Sucrewrld:
How venza take old am sure you don’t have motorcycle

Another Nigerian inglish speaker; "I’m sure" Application: when speaking of things way above their mental capacities.

Once knew a dog named jimmy. Resented him a little because he would bark unnecessarily whenever Itoro, my landlord’s housemaid of the glorious behind, tried to sneak into my room that year when I was a corper. Nice one tho, hope it’s not a waka-pass role we’re congratulating you for. But even if it is, try and bark a tribute for Jimmy as ure waka’ing.

Olympus has fallen but we go manage am like that. Where’s the Vaseline crew of nairaland, SPARTANSSSSSS, AHOOOO AHOOOO!!!

Right, we gerrit now. Jaaruma is in sanko, so ure back to posting pishures! Before she was entrapped back to the country and locked up, fear nor let dis child bride post pics of her properties since! Abeg first tell ur ancestral spirit husband to take it easy on Jaaruma o, u know say all these old familiar spirits hand dey heavy if dem vex!

O ga o, Ah! Some people sha don’t know how to move on in dis life!!

Dude is just like that friend zoned guy that has stalked ur smallie from sec. school to post Nysc, never understanding that she’s grown more sexually adventurous than his timid imagination can ever satisfy.

Everyone from dis group has had a successful solo career but bros here, because he doesn’t want to leave the cradle.

The case of this our broda is worse than that of a simp, because the orgasm he craves will always be a mirage.

Nigerian inglish, "I know you were paid". How you carry know hanty, you see the credit alert?? Just ignore and live ur life o because if gistlover face you eh...dem never talk ur cupboard don dey rattle with many many bones.

Bigger picture ke?? Comrade, they’re all focused on the vanishing point in the picture o jaré!

The way things are going, it’s like we go need one big statue of Bubu in Abuja from dis guy....to remind us never to vote for famine & pestilence again in dis country.

See as update for valentine day draft dodgers just show! "Baby I paid to light up Radisson Blue with ur image but transformer for Ozumba Mbadiwe blow dis morning. Kuku manage dis N1k Kabiru suya till Nepa bring light on the 15th."

Ororo ure the best!

Na man you be!!

I know Venza don old small, but why would u turn urs into a mobile coffin?? I won’t be caught dead in this car, mm-hmm no way!

Yeah he’s so peaceful, all he could do was to sit down and cry when his people were being slaughtered by marauding herdsmen. Crying Freeman Governor.

Oga Reno I don’t know about u, but for Bubu surface to air missiles na bad weather condition.

That guyman better pray the thief will be okay. The wan they’re describing the injury as fatal, if the thief is found dead, na straight to detention & murder charges that homeowner go face from the law. Yep, self defense is still a crime in ur country! That’s what you get when you vote in lazy lawmakers still using a military constitution in a supposedly democratic nation.

saphiere:
Men are evil. All what men think about is sex.
Never leave your girl child with any man please. This gender is cursed.
You are shifting from the subject of discussion. let's talk about how we can stop men from raping.

I didn’t see rape anywhere on the post, how did you come about that conclusion?

I don’t get why some people will willingly submit their brains to manipulations by someone with lower educational qualifications than theirs all in the name of 'my pastor'! Just imagine the mentality that thinks it’s okay to have their adolescent kids in the next room listening as mummy is being pounded loudly & mercilessly by uncle pastor that used to settle quarrel between daddy and mummy. And she will come out and tell the kids, what?

A good move, although I think it might be more of a political move than economic one. I guess he means for his personal motorcade because it might not be financially sustainable now to make it the official car maker for all state ministries & departments. Toyota can afford to sell on credit, innoson hand never strong reach yet. Nice one from Soludo tho, that brand has to be sustained even if by non else but Anambrarians.

When I saw Olamide’s banter with dis guy earlier, I knew it’d come back to bite him in the patellar! Fact is, cruise for some lane na over-speeding for another street. And over-speeding dey cause crash. This is why people like Tuface despite all that has been thrown their way still have mahdt respeck home & abroad. They don’t just open their mouths and say the first thing that pops out without thinking. Olamide’s attempt at forming streetz just ended up making him look cheap!

She just chook ring for im hand waka comot, the guyman has already learnt not to argue with his spouse wen she’s in her zone!

Dis two don already finish everything wen married people dey do sinceee!

They both look like they’re a step away from being called senior citizens, prolly been 'courting' since before Obj handed over to Yar'Adua!

But dis uncle sha, all ur hair don almost fall comot and she still had to be the one to propose??

Comrade no be so na!

Kizz Daniel don talk am since "no go dey do pass yasef", ona go dance finish forget the wisdom!

You see am!!

These women are like drains, they drain you of all your energy, your finances, now they be draining young brothers lives.

Dude just pissed his life down the drain, that is if he 'got off' before he got off’d. It’d make for a spectacle...a ghost walking around the ghost world with a permanent erection.

Chai, nwanne Rest In Peace eh, Ojukwu is gone but his manhood lives on...

deepwater:
its not about the schools...
was it not on this platform (during the doctors migration/ interview to work i Saudi) we were told about a secret memo from Abuja to all schools to delay and frustrate the process of issuances of transcripts to students to ensure a stall in the migration of young minds out of the country ?



Yes
That news came up here right after that Saudi recruitment of Nigeria doctors in Abuja last year

That was about August 2021, the FP was busy with white money, Angela, niyi, pere and bb9ja stuff that time....people didn't pay attention

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I just lost hope in Nigeria now. There’s no way we’re getting rid of these crop of politicians, they know Nigerians can be easily distracted from reality on ground by fantasy online. @bolded pain me reach my gizzard.

Wonder why someone will always want to destroy beautiful things because of religion and doesn’t think he needs to be treated for rabies!