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Not surprised at all, Kim would’ve been expecting this from the drama king sooner than later. Even a stark raving lunatic surely has moments of lucidity from time to time. At least, his brand is going to soar as fans will be looking forward to songs laced with the right amount of pain & enough innuendos begging for his wife to comeback. Then she will, and the circus will start all over again. Mehn diz niggars be making money off us gossiping about their lives ontop the one they’re making from us listening to their dry music! Na to connect with Dj Cuppy make we run our own I dey reason na! Abi finegal Muna is u game??

Dey have all japa’d, expect more after the 2023 elections!

It is now that there’s pressure on this administration to get him extradited to the US that Abba Kyari, an officer the country has used every excuse in the book to defend is suddenly being publicly declared wanted. Remember the two Lockerbie bombers or osama bin laden, no matter how long it takes America will still get who they want to get in the end.

Who’s really the head of ur home, ur wife ur MIL or its as the spirit directs?? Be there waiting for someone to coman teach u how to take charge of ur own house.

Wow! Tinubu and 'godlike' in the same sentence!!
I just hope you’re above fifty years old, because a young man living in dis present Nigeria describing a Nigerian politician as 'godlike' has to be very very lazy, hopeless & hungry person. Even Esau that sold his birthright for a bowl of porridge would be shocked at the high level of stupidity contained in one thread, all for a meal ticket.

I remember when Onyeka Onwuenu featured Enebeli Enebeluwa in a song in the late 80s "Andrew no check out o Nigeria go survive". Andrew did not checkout again, and Andrew died after suffering for years from an eye injury perpetrated by an irate customer who jumped the queue in a filling station during one of those days of fuel scarcity in the country. Be there waiting for legal migration, I just hope ur story won’t end like our Andrew that was convinced not to checkout till he lost his life!

These are all evidences of the rot & decay in our educational system. How are private schools given their licenses? Does the ministry of education not check the mental health of those they give license to?? There was a time we had school inspectors with bikes to go about schools during school hours to see how head-teachers & teachers were handling the kids. They’d check if the school was operating within the ministry approved syllabus, and occasionally interact with the students to get a balanced opinion of the school. Now, a bottle of malt, a plate of pepper-soup & a little moni in white envelope will get any maniac a govt stamped license to take out their frustrations on other people’s children. Help me teach my child no be to kill am! This sort of thing is what puts murder in the heart of a peaceful men.

Mob actions are engineered situations usually by individuals with different goals from what the mob is led to believe. There’s a reason why oyinbo law that we copied but don’t practice calls people suspects till they have been convicted by clear reasoning, and not high emotions. But by all means let us continue to kill the small messengers while the end users who are the real culprits continue to go scot free.

Etî adā @ work!

If u like quote me issnor my concern, but dis boy don too beat pipo papa for diz street.

RexTramadol1:
Go learn from Simon Leviev how to be discreet and still live flamboyantly

Ah, the tinder swindler! Nwanne e di current

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Haba! Normal pipo dey book space dis wan go fence one acre! The judge is not on nairaland na.

Justice delayed is justice denied. Justice for the family of this young lady has been denied for far too long. This is exactly why instances of jungle justice still prevails in Nigeria. A useless good for nothing 20yr old just looking to scratch the itch in his pants went and truncated the dreams a whole family nurtured for 26yrs with no remorse. From Cynthia Okogun, Aluu five, Pa Fashoranti’s daughter, Ini Umoren, all the way down to Sylvester Oromoni, our value for the sanctity of life in dis country has slowly been eroded because our standard of leadership has been getting poorer with each election cycle. We fold our hands jesting like fools on Social media while allowing people of low moral character determine our way of life. Don’t ever underestimate anyone no matter the age, most importantly don’t let anyone take ur life from u. Justice does not reside here, who die na im lose.

How old are u to be talking of a life of regrets? Do u think the people u pass on the road everyday have it easier than u because they’re smiling?? Dude goan smoke weed joor, it’ll calm u & help u forgive. Trust me it’s doctor’s prescription. But if ekelebé catch u nor call my name o! Maybe small real life 'temple run' will add some excitement to ur life sef and teach u that there’s much more to live for than the past. In the mean time keep ur head up, brah, ur life is bigger than where u are right now.

Awww, so dem still dey 'pick their golden pen from the basket of love' for this century??

See it’s February, a very scary month for big brodas with little sisters that have budding breasts, so just chill. You wantu be hooking up with other pipo’s sisters and expect urs to listen to u about remaining ever virgin, o wrong nau!

She might have lotsa love for y’all, but that hole her mum left in her heart is still fresh because she’s young.

Talk to her (*I didn’t say judge her or try to change her mind by force, that’ll be a recipe for disaster). Make her ur friend and she won’t need to depend on others throughout her adolescence. Key point; DON’T JUDGE!


But if na the Bleep u dey try make she avoid, brah that one go hard o! She’s a teenager with raging hormones, just try ur best to guide her choices while at the same time respecting her privacy.

The guyman really looks traumatized, sha. No-how no-how, dis broda-man must have leaked out some drops of urine in that kneeling down position!
I doubt he’d notice if that guy recording calls him a coward right there, but try it wen N50 in the hands of an unarmed civilian is in his sights and he’d go berserk!

Ikillbrokehoes:
Nigga it's Ralia not Raliya.

Oga it’s Ralia, if u had ever read the book u would know that.


Sorry, I’m quoting the wrong person.

The book is titled Sugar Girl, the protagonist is Rahlia or Raila, the author is Kola Onadipe or Ogundipe, one of dem biko!

This is a story of how someone went to a buffet and served imsef breakfast!

Every habit bad/good is an emotional crutch. First, find out what makes you need it so much, then replace that feeling whenever it appears to be coming on with a strenuous activity. You could hit the gym and sweat it out, or go out & get laid! If those don’t work, then my broda, get ready to enter market laughing hysterically & picking disposed pure-water nylon, because na craze remain for you.




I come in peace...

So I guess Sen. Dino Melaye’s moniker on NL is Bloomstories. The language is too verbose & typical of the distinguished Senator himself to have come from a paid hack. O yes Oga quoter the man distinguished himself in the Nass. There are those that were there for over a decade with no one but their immediate colleagues knowing their name.

Okay ure at an age where u can be sentenced to death for the appropriate crime...in other words ure not a boy anymore. The first thing a man should think of is how to feed, clothe & house himself before thinking about guilty pleasures. If u can’t do any of these for yourself yet, just shut up about ulcers & whatnots wen referring to ur Dad kicking u out. He can afford to pay the price for his pleasures, he shouldn’t have to do the same for a 19yr old man burning daylight on smoking weed wen he shud be out and about hustling. If school no gree u go, learn work! The man has given u life, what u choose to make of it is ur own business. But don’t bring unnecessary issues for the poor man to his house, biko.

Hmm....ndi Ghana!

I’m neither in support or against dis, I just wantu know why there are not more Ghana girls like dis in dis our Lagos so!

Half of the people foaming at the mouth here on NL have already saved this clip with alacrity to further digest privately at home. We’re too hypocritical about sex & sexuality in dis country. After raking and abusing Ghana pipo wen no do dis video for ona, ur country is still topping the chart for country with highest number of subscribers to porhub & xvideos! Ndi ala!!

Dis is beautiful to see, I hope she does the same for all her Alhaji/yahoo-boyfriends that contributed to her looking good & carrying the latest iPhones in school also.

We know say na community donation many of ona dey use see front for school nowadays.

As yahoo is to boys, so prostitution is now the yahoo for girls!

So wehdone our good & faithful daughter, we thank God that u went, u saw and u came back with ur head still attached to ur neck!

Funds90:
10 years Facebook for sale ooo

Oyinbo wen dey speak "if u can be able"...abeg no use laff kii person, brah!

Nairaland sef, wetin dey sup? Zouma kicks a cat instead of ball naim be frontpage news na??

Not even priests are exempt from having a mental breakdown. A man who conducts mass in a dead language is angry that choruses are being sung in a language understood by many in his congregation?? The foolishness of the Blackman knows no bounds.

So....no more suya meat in the Southeast again??

Cubana Chiefpriest dey try. But I’d advice that the admittance to that concert be by showing your PVC. If u are not prepared to be a part of the leadership selection process in ur state, then u don’t deserve to be given anything, much less a phone that you’ll end up using to post pics of yourself playing football and eating pepper-soup on Election Day.

See mugu dem o! So all those bandits & terrorists that have forcefully married & raped out kids from our underaged girls in the North suddenly have a way to legitimize themselves as Nigerian citizens! One can’t help but wonder if Nigeria will ever recover from the destruction this Ahmed Lawan led NASS has wrought on this nation.

Oya, as I’m talking to you now, goan hug that pump attendant job before someone else grabs it from u!

You’ll see more money in ur hands at the end of each day there unlike at the bank. This is Nigeria, no one survives on just their salary.

You’ll probably meet other fuel attendants juggling work with schooling in Ibadan because the pressure to 'keep up with the joneses' is less there than in Lagos which is were I’m assuming u opened this thread from.

Did I mention that u also have the option of working ur school timetable around ur job because most gas stations rotate their staff in shifts.
Your uncle has probably asked around about that before suggesting them to you, so don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.


In case u need further counseling, u can send me ur phone number so we can meet to cast & bind all the village pipo that don’t want u to see front dis year in a very personalized midnight prayer before u leave town!





But if ure a "small nyatch dey shake" girl, just shake ur ny@sh straight to IB and start ur future before the opportunity gets too cold.

Being successful in any field of endeavor/career as a woman in Nigeria will always attract the attentions of insecure little minded people.

A wiseman once said, "envy is a tax all distinction must pay", so chin up madam. The best firewood is always accused of being native to the evil forest!



Meanwhile...

Tallesty1:
Man United should return our charity commissioner

I’m scratching off ur name, u can’t make heaven!!