₦airaland Forum

Even amongst the twelve disciples was one that arranged for the murder of his savior. As the youth all over the country are beginning to question the ignorant & wasteful attitudes of those that describe themselves as leaders, there still will be those who will gladly submit themselves because of their inferiority complex to be used as thugs by politicians. As the ranks of yahoo boys keep growing, less and less young men are available for this set of wicked people that call themselves politicians to use. Yes I know yahoo is a crime, but that can be easier handled than the mentality of that unfortunate fellow who’s talking about being ready to give up his LIFE for someone who only cares about the welfare of his own wife & kids! Is ur brain the size of a scotch egg??

Many are mad but few are roaming. If no be say every for dis country dey ment, dis ex-monitoring & standby destiny accesser should by now have had four padded walls as her only audience.

OssyMalik:
Aisha Buhari is only concerned about what happens to a northerner. Where was her voice when Sylvester Oromoni and Keren Hapuch Akpagher died?

Ethnic bigot

Damn! So on point!!

paxonel:
so, you expected Kumuyi to address him as worldy musical bassey?

Normally Delta State politics is pro PDP with the Federal having little say in the choices Deltans make. Omo-Agege is well aware of this and will be looking at Peter Nwoboshi with corner eye now.

Even their stores in Nigeria will receive a huge boost in patronage because of this news. Nigerians living in Nigeria luv to be associated with overseas lifestyle. I can almost imagine my aunt telling her friend "I don’t shop anywhere else, even when I visit abroad."

Nice one from the enterprising duo.

The way Nigerians are migrating to Canada sha, these two will definitely cashout!


Wetin remain na make kolaq alagbo open store for dia!

Lalasticlala



El'rufai

I heard of one confra fight that started in Ikorodu because of Messi & Ronaldo that year...ie for people that don’t even know ur communities exist. How dem wan take write dis obituary na.

Dis wan wants to embarrass her lecturer but has no experience in making case. As long as he didn’t rape any of you or had sex with any of you during classes, or threatened to fail any of you if his advances were rebuffed, he can have sex with any consenting adult that may come his way!

Yes because it is all privately owned. The liquified natural gas we have is enough to cater for the nation’s power needs, but our leaders are just too focused on political alignments that occur every four years to bother about the average man’s needs. As for the average Nigerian, they don’t even know what their govt. is supposed to be for! Just give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and pray you’ve hustled enough not to feel the pinch of the constitutional robbery Caesar is doing to you.

Well shout alleluia our brother has seen the light!!

Well since u admit to being a willing partner and partaker in the ill gotten wealth for years, I hope ure also ready & willing to do some time too. Anything less makes u a snitch if ure not willing to pay penance back to society as well.

Oga Bawa come o, food is ready!

It’s so surreal how u see somethings online, move on with a little chuckle and later see it go viral! With this, IG@Mr_Funny has just been elevated to the same rank as the Aki & Pawpaw duo with this trending meme. Nice one ma manchi, more wins for u!

When ure governing your state from Abuja, of cause you’ll be sleeping with your two eyes closed na! Go to your village and sleep with ur eyes closed Oga, we want to check something first.

olaszydaruma:
I'm having this same thought lately as I'm in a lot of mess

Oga ure not alone in dis as most Nigerians resident in the country have at one time or the other in the past 6 yrs thought the same. The craze inside is to move from thoughts to action. No try am o! Chinch (bedbug) tell im pikin say "no worry, wetin hot now go still cold one day". Suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem. Better get urself together, u still have lots of people to prove wrong with ur future wins.

Politics in Nigeria is a 'winner takes all' affair. The igbos as astute in marketing as they are, don’t know how to market themselves in politics, that’s why. You can either be President or you can choose to keep fighting for a phantom country, but u can’t have both! "The Yoruba are snakes and come from a brown roof republic", "the Hausas are murderers", "the Middle-belters are Fulani enablers", "the South-South are living in Biafraland". You’ll always stand alone when ure a know it all, that’s a fact! If the Igbo want support from the rest of the country, let them build bridges and not cheer as MNK burns them to the ground.

Hisbah21:
still his source of incomes is far below from how he is spending.. tell us the secret of ur wealth then..same thing happen to Hushpuppi alot of people are celebrating him,till it get exposed

there must be something unclean about his wealth

those quoting me,you are wasting ur time.

Very amusing comment, but based on what we have all seen in dis country it’s not out of place. You shouldn’t compare him with Hushpuppi tho, he hasn’t displayed a purple Rolls Royce purchase receipt yet. As for his source of income, he sells overpriced drinks and meals to pretentious people who want to give the impression that they can burn money as fast as they earn it without going broke! Pocket no be show-glass, my broda.

These same urchins that peddled so much lies to the gullible on SM that brought extreme hardship upon Nigerians for the past 6yrs are back again with their multiple monikers!.

If u like follow dem and be forming 'I stand with my tribesmen' without thinking for yasef, suffer never tire you be that!!

If the middle-belt had known that the result of throwing their lot with GMB in 2015 would only lead to more death & destruction without justice for their people, they’d have done things differently.

Is Peter Obi the best man for that job?

I don’t know.

I do know however that Tinubu is all ambition with little proof of capacity.

The handling of the Lekki tollgate affair, the stupid comment on Pa Fasoranti’s daughter’s murder by suspected herdsmen are enough pointers to his lack of capacity in handling matters of national interest.

So asides from referee/VAR errors, how did he rate the game? Did Egypt deserve to win against the Super Eagles?? Carlos, u bi my guy that year, but dis ain’t a Man U match. It’s better u goan look for Bobbie to press than pressing the impossible!

J.J Omojuwa is just a smart political mercenary, with that tweet he has made the opposite of 'want' to be 'hate'!

So if u don’t want Tinubu, then u must hate him.

This is a big fallacy that Nigerians will spend the rest of this week arguing on, instead of asking what he has to offer in repairing the unity the man he helped install in 2015 has destroyed.

Don’t be duped into that 'my tribe is better than yours' argument, the only winners of such arguments are the same squad of despicable criminals that have held the rest of the country in abject poverty and wanton killings since 2015.

I don’t hate Tinubu, I barely know him! I don’t want him as president either since I realized his speeches that I used to hail as words of wisdom were all written by international teams of consultants.

Ask him how he’ll handle the dissatisfaction in the SE to his face and he’ll immediately start slobbering because he has no plan beyond power for power sake! And maybe to deal with a couple of political enemies that have slighted him in years past.

Belgium has been slowly & steadily making gains in the world of football while the world focused on Spain, Germany & England.

From 66 ranking position in 2009 to Nō 1 in the FIFA rankings today without winning any major tournament!

Paul Onuachu, just like the country where he practices his trade, has distinguished himself while playing in an average club.

Forget where u are right now u can still standout, make a difference and aspire to perspire like McGuire....



....nwanne just leave dis coast and watch ursef being described as a great achiever while doing the same things ure doing now with mediocre results!

Our govt na village people in disguise.

If Africans can’t take their own football tournaments seriously, why should European football clubs not seek to withhold their star African players who they value more than their home countries do? Integrity is a word missing in most African dialects and it shows in the excuses leaders give to explain away the inexplainable. A Zimbabwean is talking of heat stroke during the harmattan, is Zimbabwe located in the North Pole??

And just like that a whole demography of a country suffered because one man’s ego was bruised.

No matter how blunt a cutlass is, it should never be given to a mad man!

I hope the meaning is clear to all now??

Too many hungry folks in the land that dis hungry uncle with long-throat default setting thinks everyone reasons like him.

After eating that thick soup na, the poor girl would have had to stay awake the whole night listening to him break wind while praying not to suffocate!

Next time Nnayi Christmas, act like Santa Claus and invite her to dinner in a nice place she can feel safe! Which wan be "she missed egusi" werin dey worry you sef!

Just coman be disgracing Igbo boys after Obi Cubana has worked hard at laundering their image.

Most barbers in Lagos belong to one street cult or the other. I wouldn’t be surprised if the gossipy neighbor is found to be in the same gang as the barber. There is definitely more to dis story as both the assailant’s wife & the victim’s sister were pregnant at time. Abi was the barber scared that the brother of his side piece was trying to get with his wife in revenge for putting his sister in the family way?? If u like kill ur whole community because of a woman, who go cheat go still cheat.

Never trust it wen a woman voluntarily gives u her age. Regina if ur mum is 47yrs old, I’m typing dis sh*t from the womb!

Buh it’s all gud, happy birthday mama.

Where do Nigerians get dis busybody mentality from anyways? Stereotyping individuals that u know next to nothing about, talmabout secret gay & lesbian ring fingas!!

First time I heard an anklet was a sign that the wearer is a mermaid (in our local parlance maami-water), I had just seen Tom Hanks & Darryl Hannah in Splash. So I spent many days waiting for our neighbor’s eldest daughter to say wen she’d be going to swim, I wanted to be there wen her feet changed to fish flippers because she was really beautiful and wore an anklet!

Imagine my disappointment wen I spilled some water on her because she was wasting time to goan swim, and her feet didn’t change!

As I got older and realized the foolishness in stereotyping strangers, nose rings, waist beads, pinky rings, toe rings, even Ogbanje body marks.... as long as ure nude wen u come to bed I’m good!

You can keep ur Mummy G.O revelations to yasef if u like, na u dey find firewood dey build ur own hellfire here on earth by yasef!

All these started with one person’s visit to an athlete’s Florida home. The said person being protected by the whistleblower Act saw the drugs, took pics and sent the pics to the FBI. I wonder why Nigerians don’t get this, if an oyinbo person is getting close to you uptown, best check ursef and give chance! Village pipo no reach oyinbo pipo for envy and scheming, dey literally cannot sleep wen dey know someone they’re envious of is still breathing!! Poor Blessing, small enhancement drug wen bin don change her face from the Olumo Rock it was to a Rihanna lookalike. How she go take continue dey fine now wen Eric don enter sanko??

Her story sounded disjointed wen I first saw it ystday, how can an aircraft be 10 mins away from its destination and turn back to where it’s coming from!

With which fuel??

Anyway, I along with a host of many other Nigerians, have heard her name now which was probably her intent from the onset.

You won’t believe half the crazy sh*t people are capable of doing for only five mins of fame!

So the husband sat with his hands folded in between his laps while his wife was being beaten up by a relative and was smiling like the fool that he is while the same relation told the rest not to assist a woman pregnant for 7 months with his child!?? The average Urhobo man is brought up to have no respect for women even when he is being fed day & night by that same woman! How else can adults sit around while a married woman is so badly assaulted that it has led to her death?? Don’t just come to my mentions with any weak@ss abuse, go to Agbarho, Ughelli, Oghara and see ur uncles doin nothing but sipping kai-kai with their entitlement mentalities and abusing their hardworking wives. Where are the youths that love to show their anger at any wrongdoing in the land with violence, why ona neva burn down that guy house?? Uvwie boys no go let dis kind thing happen & that useless husband blood nor flow!

Eyah dis broda didn’t know that the 'unknown soldier excuse' only works for those of northern extraction. Military Police are not a dept any soldier would luv to fc*k with! I have seen colonels quaking in their boots just because their car drove slowly by their qtrs in the barracks. Pls don’t court martial him, send him to Sambisa. His type is desperately needed there!

The rest of the world wen confronted with a sexual predator at work: "As flattering as this is, I don’t appreciate it. I’m a married man and would never do anything to hurt my wife!"

Nigerian men wen confronted with dis overly overt sexual advance from a female at work: while grinning, "u no fit!!"

Oga ur village pipo just opened ur file this year.

Agbaya wearing wig, ure still my guy tho! Happy birthday man!