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Diokpa be calming dan aibeg!

Superstar Mo Salah was running upandan like a headless chicken ystday on top of all his stardom at Liverpool FC.

Football is a team sport, but in dis our today world of IG followers and Facebook likes, people tend to forget that soccer stars only look good on the pitch because their teammates have made it so.

A Lamborghini looks good in motion, without the engine it’s just a piece of metal goin nowhere!

First time 'I’m so ashamed of myself', second time 'it’s the devil’s fault'.
Meanwhile dis Oga did not learn to behave like dis recently, he's an unrepentant rapist and a manipulative man at that!

Most young men wouldn’t mind being raped by a comely milf and so think that’s how it is for girls.

It is when u imagine being raped by one thick sweaty middle age woman with bristled mustache & suffocating beer breath leaking out from a pair of shatta wale-like nostrils, that u can almost relate with what many married women have to put up with at home.

If ur wife decides to hoard punnany from u, most Nigerian cities & towns have more beautiful sights at night than in the day.

Drive out and prepare to have her ring ur phone batteries to death!

Which wan be "I hit her and her lips were bleeding", and u still maintained ur erection?? what sort of animal are u??

Okay, all good in our football house at the moment.

But who tha’ hell is Ovie and wetin concern Man Utd midfield for hia??

The Nigerian Society of Engineers needs to step in and put a stop to all these journeymen impersonating Engineers.

You’ll take ur generator to a roadside technician and meet him being addressed as an Engineer! You’ll step into a building site and meet the foreman who started as a helper addressing himself as an Engineer!!

This Nigerian mentality of giving big titles & nicknames to undeserving individuals is a major contributory factor in issues like this.

Probably, whoever supervised the construction of this building might have been one out of job brother who got the building supervisory role because of his dedication to church activities. With the church not knowing his Engineering title is just a nickname!

Oké afā na egbu nwa nkita (na big title dey kill dog pikin). Puppy wen call imsef Lion dey always run into issues for street!

What an unfortunate incident. RIP to the dead.

Just imagine the guyman that came to church because of Sis. Jennifer big behind dying like dis, wetin e wan tell angel at the pearly gates??

He was the 3rd oldest living ex-head of state of Nigeria at the time of his death. The other two being Yakubu Gowon & Queen Elisabeth II. RIP E’pa. The way dis 2022 is starting I hope it’s not trying to compete with 2021 in suffer-head maintenance.

Kelechi wen don chop many many abuse from Nigerians is now the toast of Leicester City FC & Nigeria.

Of a truth, success has many friends but failure is an orphan.

Go Super Eagles!

#Bringthecuphome!!

shantti:
Why is almost all scientific breakthrough coming from the whites. Not a single one from Africa.

Don’t extend ur complex to Africans, read and learn ona go dey shout school na scam. Lemme start you from the basics first;


Math

Contrary to popular belief, civilizations existed before Europeans ‘discovered’ them *gasp*. Ancient black Egyptians created the earliest numeric system on record, and they were also the first civilization to create and solve arithmetic equations.

2. Art

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh3aY2EhCQs/?tagged=blomboscave

No, neanderthals were not the first species to create art. In fact, the oldest known artwork in human history was discovered in Blombos Cave in South Africa. It consisted of two pieces of engraved ochre depicting abstract designs and symbols.

3. Writing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVG8PmbhJuf/?taken-by=ancient_hieroglyphics

According to Dr. Clyde Winters in his book The Ancient Black Civilizations of Asia, the oldest known form of writing developed between 5000 and 3000 B.C. in sub-Saharan Africa. This writing system has come to be known as Proto-Saharan.

4. Language

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaX6bGLnLUD/?tagged=zululanguage

Yup, our stone-age ancestors in sub-saharan Africa were the first human species to develop a language system. A recent scientific study found that every language in the world can be traced to the dialect spoken by our African ancestors over 100,000 years ago.

5. Medicine

Although all civilizations had discovered how to use some form of medicine, ancient black Egyptians invented a concrete system of medicine that involved schooling for practitioners and written documentation of the methods of healing used. And let’s not forget that ancient Egyptians were also the first civilization to perform surgery.

I wonder why northern politicians cannot reason manpower development beyond religious recitations! When bereft of ideas on how to truly advance civilization for their people in this age of technology, they instantly fall back on their religion. Not because they are religious but because they know their people have been well programmed not to think beyond 'our religion against theirs'! Tell me how this latest policy of the fast talking brief nitwit is not in line with the objectives of Boko Haram??

Coming from the same administration that listed kilishi as a 30yr research & development breakthrough, we already know what population figures to expect.

If the NPF was really serious people they wouldn’t have done dis! They caught a syndicate with direct links to information on bandit hideouts, morale, numbers, even number of arms and they decided to announce it to the very same bandits?? Na wa for ona o!

helinues:
See the way you deliberately shift the goal post while ignoring my question.

Mtcheeew

Oga this is where you’re getting yourself confused. The Lekki toll incident is a massacre, but what happened in Oyingbo can best be described as a genocide. A massacre is the intentional killing of a considerable number of human beings, under circumstances of atrocity or cruelty, or contrary to the norms of civilized people while a genocide is the systematic killing of substantial numbers of people on the basis of their ethnicity, religion, political beliefs, social status, or other particularities.
The difference between a massacre and genocide is that to massacre is to kill in considerable numbers where much resistance can not be made. That is what happened at the Lekki toll gate. What happened at Oyingbo was a systematic attack on one ethnic group under the guise of hunting terrorists. Does that satisfy your question?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Nairalanders..all the time I make a comment..

Damnnn niggarrr!! U need to explore ur inner Mandingo more.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why don't you talk to people/why don't you have friends...what?that's how I wanna live not everyone loves the mental stress of talking too much..

Why are you always quiet...that's a very disrespectful question..it's just like saying why am I always talking...

Why are you homosexual.. what that's my personal life you don't pressure me with unnecessary questions...it's just like asking why are you straight?
Those points stated above are private questions that you should learn to avoid asking people....I had to say this before some uncultured beings would slide into my mention to insult me..

Why tha f*@k would anyone ask u if u were a homosexual?? You resemble Bobrisky ne??

[quote author= post=109214072]See More Bad News Via www.. com[/quote]Choi! and you think you can make heaven??

helinues:
With this your explanation, it is safe to say Akwuzu, Oyigbo and Izombe killings are all massacre..

Agreed?

You do realize that the Lekki toll incident isn’t the first time security agencies of the govt have been accused of deliberately attacking their fellow citizens in an attempt to stamp out divergent opinions. It however is the first time a govt instituted panel has found the Fg culpable in mass murder. Should it be swept under the rug because that’s how it has always been done??

helinues:
Put Lagos panel report aside, disregard both Lagos and Police statements.

Let's argue this logically. Was there any massacre in Lekki? If yes can we also termed the Abba Morro immigration recruitment which cost more Nigerian youths lives that Lekki a massacre as well even for the fact that no single shot was fired.

Logical response pls

A massacre is the deliberate & indiscriminate slaughter of many people at a time. The Abba Moro immigration recruitment incident was as a result of a stampede, it wasn’t deliberate. The Lekki toll incident was deliberate since soldiers armed with guns were sent against unarmed peaceful protesters. They shouldn’t have been there in the first place.

Bia Oga Op, have u heard of the word 'pari-passu'?? Na so e just be.... the men help our girls and their girls help the men of the world, all on a down-low!!

Underneath all those mummy G.O wrapper is hidden a tight & fiery hot furnace. If dem spread for u here, u go fear fear!

Small wonder the road to hell is wide and open!!
If u don gerrit jus forgerabourrit.


Abeg free me first, I have to concentrate in church or else me and sis Rhoda will have little to discuss on the way home, and she will remember to alight at her junction instead of passing straight to my house as we have been doing since Christmas Day service. Although the way behind is broad, She’s a good Christian so her gates are tight & narrow.

Me I’m also a gud Christian so I’m just making sure she does not fall into the hands of all diz ungodly men till her bf comes back from Christmas hols.


He won’t appreciate the effort so I’ll just make sure we keep it to ourselves.

I don’t know if dis Op resides in Lagos, but are u claiming to know more than the Lagos state Judicial panel on #EndSARS?? If u have a counter against the state don’t just hide behind ur keypads, pls come forward and present ur claims!

DubaiLandLord:
Gibberish!!

If Ironsi have dealt with the coup plotters immediately and handover power to civilians maybe the counter coup won't have happened.

Killing of Ibos in the North was a terrible thing, but Ojuku knew seccesion is a crime in Nigeria, Nnamdi Azikwe was against the seccesion clause in our referendum so secceding is a crime

Imagine if the Scottish just decide to secced from the UK without carrying other people alone.

You saw how it ended for the Catalonians in Spain?

No where in the world will Ojuku do what he did and it won't lead to a civil war.

He didn't just leave with Ibo land, he left will Cross River and Rivers State, the states that is not part of Ibo land.

First off my young friend, ur language is ambiguous. There is no where in the Nigerian constitution that allows for secession. You also seem uncertain of the meaning of the word referendum, which can be summarized as popular vote. The only time referendum has been associated with the country Nigeria was in February 1961 when the United Nations carried out a referendum in Northern Cameroon seeking to join it with Northern Nigeria. A greater part of Southern Nigeria was joined to Cameroon in June or October (I’m not so certain of the month now) without a referendum. That’s how Cameroon became a bilingual nation. Coming back to Col. Ojukwu, the personal opinion of one man on the war does not make another a traitor. If a govt must expect loyalty from its citizens, it must first and foremost dispense justice as and when due. You can’t expect loyalty from a people ur people tried to exterminate from before independence. Pls don’t take my word for it, look up the casualties of the Kano riots against independence in 1952, they were solely Igbo! Till date no one has ever been convicted for killing innocent Igbo women & children in the North! Col. Odumegwu Ojukwu didn’t start a war for his personal aggrandizement, his people needed a protector from their own Federal govt and he had no choice but to become just that, look it up. Maybe u will understand better when u search out info by urself than wen u just quote what others have told u.

DubaiLandLord:
Is the WAEC house owned by the South West or FG?

Ojuku was lucky to even get back his properties. He unleashed a senseless and unnecessary war on Nigeria.


He is a traitor, in a country like China, he will be executed for doing what he did. So he should be grateful for

How senseless was it to request justice for 3000 of his murdered tax paying kinsmen? Perhaps u too should show more gratitude to Boko haram, ISWAP & bandits for the rapes & killings they are perpetrating across the North. It will help us understand ur mentality a little better.

Irupetepete:
How God will do it, I don't know yet but this year, God put a big broad smile on my face.
Wipe my tears and make me laugh again...
Solve all issues giving me sleepless nights for me..
I want to laugh and smile again God..

I can’t help but say a big Amen to dis prayer, God go do am for u!

No be traffic warden? Ehen, they’re all mistake police officers!

Masari shutdown telecommunication services in 13 areas, has it curtailed the insecurity now? Govt officials claim that land in the North is too vast to be properly policed, but the boundaries of human habitation in the North are not vast. A few years ago this man would have been ecstatic that the man that won the presidency was from his State. Little did he know that the vote he cast then would eventually leave him poor, roofless & in fear for the safety of his household! We the youth proudly tag our nation as a 'cruise nation', but where are we cruising to?? The North is bleeding not by bandits/terrorists, but by an intellectually challenged leadership.

With lawmakers like this, no wonder Rochas was fond of saying "Imo State is in the hands of God". Just negodu a man that describes himself as a leader showing the world just how much regard he has for his constituency. This generation na sorosoké, the old intimidation tactics do not impress anyone anymore. Nwanne retrieve ya pata and return home, Abuja is not ya family’s inheritance!!

Oyinbo pipo that will start boinking before they even bother to ask where their partners come from. Have no fear Dj Cuppy, no one in my family tree has big bress. When we meet, just relass and lemme help u check ur 'twin towers' for lumps!

IamANigerianMan:
And you think, all this pathologist are all lying? It is not possible, this matter is in public domain, these people will not lie but you have made up your mind to believe only your colonial master... Just see yourself, you are only person that have sympathy for the boy. Stop this your emotional sympathy.. you mean all this people would be bribed.

You don’t know nuthin Jon Snow...

Ever since GMB produced 91 SANs in place of a common WAEC Certificate, every sane Nigerian has given up hope on the qualifications of his appointees. You can’t give what you don’t have, and you can’t value something that you didn’t work for. No be today ona begin run am so all diz explanation is not needed. Na so e just be!

obyflexy:
The guy was serving medicine work in Orji and mbieri when driving work didn't work 4 him but as an evil opportunist when he was employed by Rochas as a driver, he immediately saw a future for himself by impregnating Rochas daughter named Uloma. Rochas not wanting to kill his daughter or his political career as a father to a bastard grandson had to Accept Uche Nwosu and use money to cover the rest. Ask uche Nwosu whether he remembered his past friend me Obi Emelumba. Na bad guy be that. He don impregnate 2 women before that strike. And he don spoil owerri tire with clubs. He is of the Devil.2008/2009 who he abandoned in Orji after I accommodated him a year without rent.who

Wait first I am not understanding, he got you in the family way and abandoned you??