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Well the wicked run when no man pursueth, so there’s that.

Isi beans :- His head was shaped like beans.
'You-you' also known as 'Been-to' :- For years, he always gave the impression he just came back from abroad & called students "hey, you-you!"
Lady koi-koi :- French teacher, u could hear her coming a mile off because of her heels.
Grand Pa :- He suffered an early onset of alopecia.
Master eleven-eleven :- Kogi man with two tribal marks on both his cheeks that no operation can ever remove, ever!!
Jingle bell :- Hausa Physical Education master that always wore jogging pants around school without boxers. The sight of that pipeline jiggling down to his knees scarred me for life! I mean, that cannot be a d**k!!


Dem many wen we backbenchers name, but I’d rather not name dem all here.

You’ve got a problem and it’s not your cousin’s dress sense, it’s ur own mind!

From the get-go it appears u don’t think of her as a sister, if not, whats with all the excuses about mini skirts & bum shorts. Abi Oga, if ur mom wears bum shorts for ur dad, will ur pr*ck still stand??

Abeg getat joor with ur corrupt mind!
Instead of looking out for a girl that trusts u as her big bros, ure already set on taking advantage of her naivety! Fricking scum!!






Buh wait first.... u say the body na coke bottle ni, which side ur house dey first??

My friend, don’t look at me that way, she’s wrong for you and right for others. I am others!!

I never heard his name throughout Atlanta ‘96, but I can see he is doing fine. He has got two kids in their final year in the university, he owns his house, he is also a small business owner. He’s neither crippled nor incapacitated so I don’t know the intention of this post beyond decent bárá. This Nigerian mentality of solu ibé, (make my mate no pass me) is not so different from oju kokoro.

So you’re not zipping about on private jets like some but at least ure not begging on the streets or fighting on the hospital bed for ur life!


All diz talk na just format for begging, which is all a bit shameful if he had any shred of decency, IMO. Maybe that’s why his teammates avoid him.

This might sound harsh, but no one wants to hear about ur problems when they’re gathered for a hangout.

Everyone has issues so just grin and bear ur own by yasef till it’s over or E over you!

The jersey number 11 on the bench go don suffer for primary & secondary school!

Well, another one bites the dust all in the quest for a better life. Care to bet that non of his assailants will be brought to book? That’s exactly how the Igbo man feels whenever religious riots/killings happen in the north. RIP Mr John, in ur next life avoid Africa!

Why is the black man so obsessed with titles?? I have met distinguished professors from Ivy League schools that introduced themselves with just their names. This row between ASUU, FUTO & Pantami is besides the point, which simply is why a man who is openly in support of the major problem of the administration he serves still in that same administration?? Whatever appendage he prefixes to his name doesn’t change the fact that he is a documented terrorist sympathizer.

Bahdt guy! You just use storyline take run ur advert!! Twalé Daddyfabooluz u don make am finish.

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Wait first , you no see better advert put for dia?? Maybe something like John Wick IV or DieHard 7, wetin concern premature ejaculation with Nnamdi Kanu trial? Abi is it symbolism at work??

Dis is a beggar in FCT. Ehen, madam Sadiyya u were saying??..... shameless Administration filled with airheads that just open their mouths to blow hot air without thinking! Your principal has been in Asorock for 7 yrs running and this is where he has led Nigeria to, a place were many Nigerians have never seen the equivalent of $10 in their lives? God punish both u and ur godless party!!

I’m never giving any beggar one farthing ever again! If u come near me, me go turn begin beg u too. If u grab my hand, me sef go turn grab any part of ur body wen my hand reach! N500k + $100, and she still keep face like last year black soup?? Haba comrade, I no dey move that way.

Wait that’s it?? I thought I was goin to watch some very hardcore partying activities based on the heading of dis post. Na one bottle of Absolut kon be party?? Lol, Op say it with me, poverty die die die!!!

Just imagine the mentality of an average sixteen year old man (not a cripple o!) up north. He expects his father to marry for him while the father only has an issue with the timing, nothing else!

Tomorrow na based on connects, he’d have been pushed into one lucrative government agency/parastatal that he is neither qualified for nor has the cerebral aptitude to contribute to. In a few years he’d be heading all those from down south that were brought up with the mentality 'no food for lazy man' thinking their Oga thinks like dey do!

If you have lived all your life in the South and you think you understand how dis country works.... "you dunno nuttin Jon Snow".

Topic: how buhari smiled because he wore a trending outfit. E for dey cry??

And who keeps giving that tailor the contract to sew Bubu’s trousers? His mates are using tailoring tape, while he has refused to stop using survey equipment to measure our President’s pants. Why na!?

Mhistasaints:
Hello guys! I need a simple advice. I am a married man, my ex-girlfriend is also married. I've been married for 2years now and she got married 2months ago. When I got married, she told me she was disappointed at me, that why couldn't I come and beg her when she said no. She was the one that left me in the relationship telling me that her people say that I was too young and had nothing. I focused, achieved and got married at 23yrs.

Of late, she chatted me up and we discussed. She started being too intimate to the extent of trying to discussing her sexual marital life with me on her she doesn't like having sex with her husband. Few days ago, she started asking me for money. I am sensing something fishy.

What do I do?

Fry the fish and leave us out of it!

Oga, which wan be "not certain" inside wetin God talk? Shuo, is prophecy now permutation?? It’s okay sha we understand, after many many crossover nights of "2020 the year of double expansion" etc, Covid19 kon go carry your confidence handicap.

Old age don squeeze dis wan face finish and she still doesn’t know how to hold a man by his balls to complete his part in the oldest contract between humans in the world! No wonder ure broke and still living in face-me-I-face-you. Just when dis gender thinks they’ve finally made it & they are now woke....BOOM .... something like dis slaps dem with the fact that no matter how dull a man is, he’ll still find a woman duller than he is! How else will that hanty think that dude with that his 'free africa' jumper can afford a phone for anyone? Does he even have a phone himself??

Casted!!

If Leah Sharibu is returned today, many will lose purpose sha. But whattahell, how is our government so chill eating dinner happily at the table with their families when there’s so much pain & loss just outside their windows? This is not funny it’s not cruise, you really have to have sold your soul to the devil if you’re in this Administration and you’re okay with this poor girl’s case.

Aidejay:
I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!!!
That blood sucking demons behind this account, who would rather see a brother blow his hard earned money in one night in order to entertain her fellow blood sucker....
I say FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!! �������
GOD BLESS THAT WAITER! NO BLOOD SUCKING DEMON WILL RUN DOWN HIS BUSINESS.

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We should commend him?? The useless author is giving the impression that this was just a mistake, that somehow the importation of this fuel is no different from a woman that mistakenly purchased bad palm oil from the market. Forgetting that there are checks & balances that these unscrupulous individuals went out of their way to avoid just to get this product into the country. How can any sensible adult that does not wear pampers think to applaud a man who should be facing a sack for worsening the economic crisis in the country with his ineptitude! Nigerians always expect to avoid the consequences of their bad choices, "God no go let us see shame" and the likes, rubbish!!

A house divided against itself cannot stand. Chad our neighbor scattered Shekau’s boys & made him weep, at a time when the Buratai led Nigerian army’s only options was prayer warriors. Let’s first defeat Boko Haram before making comparisons with other organized countries.

He needs to be told??

Paul Ince and Blackface are both sicking same sickness. We still remember how selfish a player Paul Ince was throughout his mediocre career as a footballer with that his big kpomo mouth! Abeg park go wan side joor, Mr rememberer!!

zoedew:
I QUERIED WHAT I READ. I REFUSED TO BELIEVE THAT ABBA KYARI WAS IN jANUARY 2022 STILL ACTIVELY ON DUTY AS A POLICEMAN! THE IGP CANNOT IN ALL GOOD CONSCIENCE CLAIM NOT TO KNOW THAT ABBA KYARI WAS STILL USING THE BADEGE OF A POLICEMAN AND LEADING A TEAM OF POLICEMEN WHILE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON SUSPENSION. THE IGP IS EXPECTED TO HAVE RESIGNED OR BE SACKED BY THE PRESIDENT. SHAMEFUL!!

If the NPF can boldly lie to the whole country that they suspended someone who they are all aware is still functioning at full capacity, one can’t help but wonder at what other lies the public is still oblivious of??

charles009:
You are actually doing yourself a whole lot of damage. He smiles.

Have you heard of the credit Registry. If your derogatory loan is tagged written off after maybe 2 years of not repaying. A time you come when you will need a new loan from a different financial institution and your report will show derogatory. Na that time you go see wetin you don do yourself.

An idiot borrowed 1.8M and absconded to the states, he never knew CBN has empowered financial houses to over draw any account using BVN.(codedley built into offer letter) Ecobank paid the guy 6M terminal benefits and we out a PND(post no debit) on his account. The bastard started calling me from the states, by next morning We received an approval and hit him over 5.7M lmao...who is the looser here...

Na yourself you dey do, when you ready to pay, that 15k go don reach 1M.

Be informed...

I might not remember all my lessons on simple & compound interest, but at what rate exactly did ur company justify a withdrawal in excess of 300% from a N1.8 million loan of less than 2 years??

John Gabriel which I doubt is his real name, should be hereinafter referred to as canary! You sang ur broda to his death then, and now think u can sing ursef some sympathy from the police? Mugu man wen dey call imsef strongman, devil is currently adding more firewood to ur final destination! Idiat!!

Nigerians are a very excitable people. I remember a friend in our private mini parliament arguing how dis dude was the best thing to sliced bread not too long ago.

Social media no let person hear word with how terrorists and kidnappers piss their pants whenever they hear DCP Kyari is in town.

Well I guess Kyari is the one feeling the piss right na!

The way some of us let ourselves get bamboozled by unscrupulous politicians, religious leaders & this so called "super cop" is really a cause for worry.

Nigeria can’t get better at this rate if a good number of the educated populace still find it difficult to tell propaganda from legit information.

Shey breeze don blow and fowl ny@sh haf open!

We go at least hear small word now...or till the next time we choose another scammer to scam us.

Neddstark:
If you're not going to be loyal. Don't take from his sweat.

He offered his sweat no one asked him to sweat it out. If that girl were his only girlfriend, he’d have been at the mall with her on Val’s day. It’s foolish to expect loyalty from someone ure not loyal to. No be only am get sense.

Neddstark:
Its anger. Do you know the sacrifices he made for her.

Yeah, because he died and rose up for her again na, as nnayi sacrifice 2.0 wen e be!!

I can never understand the need to put up a display for people in public because you’ve been disappointed! The guyman went to the mall, but he expects her to stay home twiddling her thumbs on a day wen her mates would be uploading both real & imagined groove pics! The girl sef na skank, why on earth would u be begging someone that just assaulted you in public? Have u asked him what he was doing there in the first place?? Someone said he might have made lots of sacrifices for her, WTF! You dey make sacrifices for anoda person pikin, how many u don make for ur mama wen raise u kon still dey pray for u??