₦airaland Forum

The Governor’s aide said what?? This is not an accusation to be taken lightly! But our security forces will rather focus on the #EndSARS protesters than the log in their eyes. I can’t wait for dis administration to leave power, the wahala they have brought on Nigerians with insecurity plus the resources they have thrown away in pretending to be doing something about it, is becoming too much to bear!

"Nyash way u get before no dey cover ur shit né?" is what the angels will first ask her at the pearly gates.

"Something must kill a man something must kill a man", na that same something kii dis woman so!
Don’t be pressured to impress anyone in this life, no amount of IG likes is worth ur peace of mind.

That’s why I like Nairaland, just talk ur own & giv chance for someone to commend, condemn or ignore while life goes on!

This wan na fan? Abeg shift let those that are more experienced in disappointment continue their journey joor.

Broke *ss influencer abi na influenza!

So many demands without remuneration, u will have to be very heartless & selfish to even suggest something like this.

Before that wedding, na 'Bright the photographer' or Campus fotogenix go finally use Kodak camera finish work!

It’s now that these ones will finally understand that OYO is not only a state in Nigeria but also a state of affairs.

Shey una dey laff #EndSARS protesters that were being clamped down by the authorities, una journey just start. After 'Kardashianing' for him during the elections, he has now abandoned u all to be with his cattle. I have no pity to waste on these ones. As u make ur bed, so u will lie on it!

They’re not shaming us but only shaming themselves. More and more Naija guys are moving on to our more reasonable African sisters from other African nations than our ladies residing abroad.

It’s an emerging vicious cycle that is going to see our young ladies coming back to pick Nigerian husbands that’ll do the same thing to them till sense will finally reach their thick skulls. This life no get season 2, no time!

If she should leave Nigeria through the back door and become distinguished in diaspora na, the same government vilifying her democratic actions will come to identify with her then. That’s how foolish our so called leaders & their supporters are!

How can any reasonable person be celebrating this man when his nepotism and strong cabalistic/tribalistic attitude has put so many young Nigerians in an early grave?
Father of which nation, has he gone to Kankara yet?
Instead of birthday, he should be asked to honorably resign or be impeached!
The man is a humongous disappointment who should be hiding his head in shame at the present state of the nation.
Really, how can anyone wish him a happy day when Nigerians have not known one day of happiness since he took over?

Made4naijalove:
Nigerian girls, hope una dey learn? No be every time family problems, family problems.

"Nigerian girls left the WhatsApp group".

Dem only get mouth when another country slights their dead prophet.

His pic even looks like its shocked by what is coming out of his mouth.

Dancing bear! If u know u know

Funny pipo, who starts a high profile investigation with a photo shoot? Not everything about national security should be publicly announced so as not to alert those ure hunting.

Why can’t we just take a cue from the US Navy SEALS that rescued their country man in Nigeria.

osuofia2:
Nnaamdi Kanu is one of the Most Stupidd Idiots i have ever heard of, worst off are even his supporters. Bunch of useless Entity.
Time for Crocodile Smile 3 to land on them.
The Igbo leaders should call their son Kanu to order, if not the Igbo presidency will be a mirage.
This is a clear case of Treason

We didn’t hear any pim from u when Adeyinka Grandson was masturbating on Igbos resident in Lagos all over SM a few weeks ago o.

"the preference for the welfare of Mr. President’s cattle over the safety of our young students".

This part from Kola is (no matter how u carry check am) the plain truth! By letting him carry on with his holiday in the face of such an act from people who he claimed are "technically defeated" is a big shame to everyone associated with that party.

ArewaWife:
Your brain cells are currently in the 17th century that's why you think you can shame women in their 30s about menopause. In this age, women in their 50s can give birth if they want.

Damn that’s cold!

Which kyn slap on whose face is dis baba talking about? The man would have been dead from slaps by now if any of the incidences of insecurity meant anything to him.

Shey u said GEJ is a buffoon and his wife is a hippo, ba? Oya quit yapping and enjoy the administration of the man you fought GEJ to see as President.

My heart goes out to the families agonizing and praying for their kids safe return, but then na una been dey form 'Kardashians' na so enjoy too.

I wonder if ur female folk share this same opinion seeing how 'safe underaged girls' are treated like chattel.
The problem is u people have been living in bondage for so long that u don’t even know uve all been living in bondage for long, gerrit?

The blood spilt on ur normal religious riots also is testifying to u guys having a different meaning of the word safety.

Maybe u should define what u mean by "safe" first, let’s start with that.

Timi Frank has made some salient points, (I cant believe I’m saying this) mannabbqgrillz also made a good suggestion up there on the ND people holding their sons to account.

But if this administration will ever be truthful & accountable in transparency, the honorable minister of the microphone fame circumvented protocol by threatening/intimidating people to have his way and share NDDC funds to girlfriends & cronies as if he was still an executive governor. The bubble burst because Joy Nunieh would not let herself be intimidated or seduced by him.

Prosecute him & his cronies first, jail them next and monitor whomever you appoint or employ there with an oversight body like the FIRS or JTB. Not to interfere, but to send weekly reports back to the presidency.

But if na dis sole administrator matter, it’s just another wasted effort.

No matter d number of contact lenses dis girl glues to her eyeballs, she’s still a local girl with a lot of junk in her trunk and only air in her medulla.

BTW, Naira Marley no sabi spell en own name?

Royal disaster! Why would a whole 'prince of urhobo' kingdom be moving around without protection (native or otherwise), abi na nickname??
The front page is just filled with news of sorrow, blood & tears on a Monday morning. What a sad way to start the week. Naija matter don tire pesin abeg.

ValCon888:
And I thought Nigerian Police was a joke. I didn't know Ugandan Police are clowns. Let something happen to him that's when they'll know what Nigerians are capable of.
Uganda wants to start something they cannot finish.
The fly that is destined to die will follow the corpse to the grave.

Yeah we’ll all probably make noise on SM, rant and rave against Ugandans, then it’ll blow over. If you’re thinking this our government will even bother to mention it eh, just ask yourself what they’ve done about Leah Sharibu till date.

What sort of fvckery is this wan na?

Go back and ask him about this prediction; "that God will soon punish all of you that have joined in looting this nation and it’s people dry!"

"Real soon".

Nigerians are generally disorderly when in full party gear. The custom of parking indiscriminately has been so reenforced by our supposed leaders that people don’t seem to consider the next person even when driving on the highway.
That being said, I think Seun Kuti needs to be sued by the guy he attacked to teach our so called liberators that in the future Nigeria we expect, no one will be bigger than the next. However let him be tried by the future courts, not these ones controlled by the executive.

blinking001:
ICC has no right to investigate our security apparatus. They should investigate Obama and hilary Clintin for the roles they played in turning our darling Libya to the lawless state they are now.

Now this is really amusing.

With the way so much energy & resources are being thrown into denials, baseless accusations, discrediting witnesses and blatant lies against the #EndSARS protesters and perceived sponsors by the government even in the face of numerous video evidence, u don’t need an Oracle to tell u that nothing significant will come of those shambolic judicial panels.

This is a country in which it’s elders & statesmen would prefer not to have the table shaken by the truth because they all feed off the lies which supports the table. Truth be damned!

What example of leadership is being set for the next generation, live & let die? Will the next generation still be called Nigerians at the rate this country is being balkanized by the political class?

The funny thing there is that after all the noise & analysis nothing will still happen. The man will remain aloof, daring them to do their worst because from the beginning of his administration he has been cheered on while disobeying the constitution consistently.

Afamed:
IPoB / fugitive coward terrorist organisation days are numbered

I don’t support the IPOB or their tactics, but we Nigerians would prefer u confidently number the days of Boko haram & Fulani bandits like this. That should be top priority for now.

Who dem want revenge against, the US Navy SEALS? Naija okorofo don start again with their photoshop investigations ...

silibaba:
wonder why you dey laff

You no funny at all.

Is it ur laffin?