₦airaland Forum

oluwaleinad:
Leme use this medium to wish my lovely sis happybirthday God's protection on you now and forever...07/07 is indeed a special day .pls help wish my sister well.

Abeg Happy Birthday to ur sister jaré! Her life is worth more celebrating than a criminal association. You better get her a gift � and post it here since u called us to celebrate with you.

Princerichi0:
Get rich or die trying. Some will never have a taste of Hush lifestyle in their lifetime.

Live fast die young is the motto. But many don’t want that lifestyle.
In fact the older you get, the more you realize that you don’t need validation from anyone to acknowledge if ur life has been good or not.

Wait na Regina dey speak all dis kine inglish abi Op is writing in FOTRAN?

I feel like I need google translate!

This sort of incidence has been on the increase in recent times on the Nigerian SM space. And the management of that market has been acting like they reside in Mars.

I hope they won’t suddenly find their voices to yell oppression/tribalism when the government comes down hard on them.

EwuGambia:
1.5 Billion.?....
Chim ooo!..Night bus things!!...nah so dbanj finally pursue this girl and her family go village....

Lol! Go which village? With a N1.5 billion suit on their head? Mba!
village pipo have relocated, they through dia spokeswoman have said that dis is not their handiwork.

Chai! Egungun is making excuses!! Enyia na express you dey so, there’s no going back.

Having a celebrity as a sibling doesn’t make you a celebrity as well, that status no bi family land!

espn:
3 of you are foolish...Maybe he learnt that from you. If you cant scold your brother... What do you expect Nairalanders to do...

My broda God bless you! I don’t juss know what he expects us to do with this news.

This is what you get when square pegs are forced into round holes.
Everyone now wants to be a low budget Abba Kyari.
If the President has approved his suspension, why not wait until he communicates his approval to their office?
A Minister that does not understand procedure will end up 'IbeKachikwuing' himself!

It’s like dis one has never seen an Amukoko face-me-I-face-you interdenominational urban exclusive housing unit before. That $1.3 million Ajimobi paid for his house is what each room in our industrious estate pays non uniformed security men per week.

All these kpomo men sef, are you sure your head is not paining you?

Just gist with them outside of any of these three topics;
-Makeup
-Brazilian hair
-IPhones

And they’ll just be staring at you all glass eyed in stark confusion while opening and closing their mouths soundlessly like fish outta water. Hence fish-brains! Comprende?

I find it disturbing that dis young man has lost hope in himself that he’s boldly suggesting that he be executed as he does not expect any good to come from him!
He has totally given up on himself and doesn’t expect forgiveness.
I wonder if his life would have gone down this path if he was born in a country with a sane political system?

Her 'cup' runneth over, Olympus has truly fallen!

Na waoh! Buhari is very shocked walahi!!

Ur smart phone is smarter than you ni kawai!

If 2 iPhone 11pro = N860k, and 1bride price = N150.00. therefore 1 iPhone 11pro = many many years (not months) of free torros!

Chai! I need to visit Ghana!!

EXLOVER:
This life nor balance i swear, if i call this one for street she go make yanga for me o.

Oga dis gal for dis particular pishure bi like who dem use plum line flog for nyash. This life nor juss balance @ all, chai!!!

Before nko? Wetin you wan do again?

This is not Efcc snapping you pishures with a laptop and a clutch of iPhones at hand as evidence, na the only play you get bi dis nau!

At least, you lived it up for a while...

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
As a real niggarrr i will advise he plead guilty
I know why


Here comes my end time niggarrr
Niggarrr of end time
Let me tell you a secret
Life itself is a a scam and fraud
We ain't no patient dog
Na so we go get patient now before you know it judgement day go show with no money.... Broke ass niggarr
And even God go change am for us that day
Him go say all broke asss niggarrr Will go to hell fire

He dropped the mic, he didn’t throw it at anyone.

luminouz:
You don't craze at MBBS meaning

See why Nigerian girls abroad should be avoided like they’ve got corona virus on overdrive!

Just imagine the so called Dr. Bola way dey sell bleaching cream! Its like that her MBBS degree stands for (Ms Bola Bleachingcream Seller)!

WakeNbaked:
I tell you bros, I dey see am as disrespect to common man. But there cup don dey full small small, I believe Sai the people go turn against the government in this my life time.

ie At the rate these present crop of politicians are destroying the nation, people will even attack the military if they stand in their way at the set time.

We’re not at peace at home, we’re also not at peace abroad! No respite for the common man wherever he stays.

O’bob see campaign in paramode!

Hian!

Hmm, This one na small moto big engine!

WakeNbaked:
Wetin dem dey try pass across for that pix?

Sai dem ma dey eat corn like everybody or they understand how the poor people feel?

Na election period na, they’ll want to identify with the common man then. But after they win, their convoy go dey pursue we pipo commot for road.

Nna which kyne beret dis woman wear so?

Mummy abi Hanty Burkina Faso ni?

ismoney:
God bless all Nigerians making Nigeria proud in a good way. I love Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria.

Monkey no fine but im mama like am like that! My broda God bless you too and give us more reasons to remain proud of our nation. Have a wonderful week ahead.

wink2015:
ASK THE CORN EATERS !

Alas, they have since fallen out with each other over the last corn cob!