₦airaland Forum

Cause & effect my broda, you can’t eat your cake and still have it waiting for you in the fridge!

Chai! My Saturday afternoon crush , baby e julu eju! Tomato jos nwa!!

AmazingELixir:


You knew this how....abi it is one of those your baseless assertions concorted and brought to life in a beer parlour.

Where the real parliamentarians reside.

It’s a miracle, the attempted punch healed him and gave him swift reflexes! Hunger na bastard!!

Because outside the shores of this our country, she is a nonentity! And some pea brain party chairman had the temerity to compare her to Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala!

KingSatan:
"They discussed what the government of Antigua and Barbuda could do to aid the release of Leah Sharibu".

What else can they do than donate to your secret stash?

Are you expecting them to wage war against NIGERIA?

FREE MONEY FOR RENO-O-MOCKERY (I always wondered how he got the money to fund his trips).

Unfortunately, most Nigerians still underestimate the power of crowdfunding. They don't know that it is the strategy most of their pastors used in buying jets.



Boko Haram is rampaging the North East, Russia is selling Kalashnikov's and praying that the insurgency never ends.

Toyota is praying the insurgency never ends so they keep making more HILUX Trucks.

NGO's are springing up here and there, to enjoy their own share of the insurgency money. Ever wondered why they pay more and recruit weekly?

Politicians are investing heavily in terrorism because of the high return on investment. If you invest 2,000,000 Naira hiring 10 AK47 Riffles for 1 week at 200,000 Naira each. Recruit 20 illiterate Locals and promise to pay them 200,000 each for a single successful operation, train them for 2 weeks and deploy them to Kaduna Abuja expressway.

Total Expenditure

2,000,000 for Ammunition
4,000,000 for Salaries
1,000,000 for Bullets
1,000,000 Miscellaneous

Total: 8,000,000


Using Alhaji Umar Addo's daughter as case study. Where He paid $15,000 For her release

If they succeed in Kidnapping 20 Victims and 10 pays $15,000 each while the other 10 Dies (Risk). Convert $15,000 to Naira using 370 as exchange rate (Black Market) = 5,550,000 each.

Multiply 5,550,000 by 10 = 55,500,000

After Paying salaries and expenses of 8,000,000 = 47,500,000

Other Expenses like settling chiefs, local vigilantes and other locals might take like 7,000,000.

You are left with 40,000,000 NAIRA IN JUST 2 WEEKS!


THAT IS GOOD BUSINESS



ITS A DOG EAT DOG SITUATION MY FRIEND

You left out cost of training and leasing of training ground

Pishures of said bomboms or adonbilivit!

Monarch way dey plead for anonymity, who that one dey rule?

Cutealexio:
Currency is really not a determinant to strong economy.
Take South Korea, Japan, Vietnam as examples. Infact it's encouraged that countries should devalue their currencies and this is why China devalued Yuan. Devaluing Currency may seem counter-intuitive, but a strong currency is not necessarily in a nation's best interests. A weak domestic currency makes a nation's exports more competitive in global markets, and makes imports more expensive. It also boosts exports, shrink trade deficits and reduces sovereign wealth bondage. In quote weak currency is an advantage to any country willing to export more than imports. Just my view

Right you are! Unfortunately, our export activities are more or less concentrated on crude oil. And even that is fraught with massive fraud against the Nigerian people.

You should have not included Jean Claude ‘baby doc’ Duvalier and succeeded in the same sentence! Read up on him, he is not a model for youth leadership at all, not even by a long hopeful shot!

wiseone28:
He was catch while traveling to Uyo to continue with his evil act

Enyia, jeję nwayö!

collinsfhk:
Please can the federal government of Nigeria enforce a level playing ground? Once you live above your means, you will be called to question by the authority. It will drastically reduce corruption in this country. President Buhari has what it takes ...

Nice idea, he can start by explaining how someone that couldn’t afford his party’s presidential form can have a young man living under his roof who could afford to purchase two bikes with the sum of N112Million. Abi charity does not begin at home in his case?

Exponental:
Ok..... But my wife can use my charger sha.

Just imagine if wives could lay their hands on this kind of charger cable and technology? Okpari for many big gods wahlahi!

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I don't hate Nigerians.

Well dis Nigerian doesn’t hate u either .

XhosaNostra:
Lol, what?

Got u to laff , that’s how we Naija men roll. spread love not hate!

XhosaNostra:
Do I? Are you trying to hook me up with someone?

Is it working?

XhosaNostra:
Well I choose to be on this forum. Now what?

Not a bad choice I’d say, seems uve got d same taste as the lady up in dt post. What’d you expect to hear?

Crazeworld:
Fair enough. So what do think about tithing, private jet and poor church members?

Meanwhile, I'm available for your online documents and Print-out Slips. Check my signature

Iffa hear say e answer you, eh!

XhosaNostra:
Is romance a Nigerian thing? I'm mainly on this section of the forum because really, I don't care about "Naija affairs" or I'd be in another section where such discussions are held.

Nope it isn’t, but you could just be on another forum entirely and get d same satisfaction. Preferably, one hosted by your countrymen. I’d miss some of ur sarcasm tho, but if it’d give u peace as our exodus has given ur fellow countrymen, so bi it

It’s like Dino has disciples in the military now!

Xhosanostra baby, if u don’t prefer Naija affairs over ur saintly countrymen why r u always up in Nairaland especially the romance section? I don’t have a problem with that BTW, but I would like to know why ure so curious about the love & lifestyle of a people u claim not to like?

GoldHorse:
Oh well! Madam see the attached. People who know more than me have even cleared the air. This is no crime. The man can enjoy his wife to be. Sharia or no sharia.

Yes, consent from the parents and not the minor. Kindly look it up in the constitution.

UceeGod:
Most of you guys didn't read the story. He didn't defend the teacher, he only flayed the Civil Defense for not making investigation before concluding a rape case.

It’s statutory rape when you have carnal knowledge of a minor, according to our constitution.

But then, the constitution of the north & south has never been the same. How do u think this would have gone down if it was an Emir’s daughter?

festacman:
Dear Kemi, please I know you are trying to get back at Linda Ikeji for becoming wealthy by gossiping about other people's lives but if gossip journalism is not your calling you won't blow no matter how hard you tried. You see, life has a way of 'compensating' bold pioneers in unexplored endeavours by giving them iconic success before others join. That's the grace Linda enjoys. So leave her alone.

Stick with your investigative journalism and rebuild your reputation. But I will advise you to stop being erratic and completely quit destroying your reputation further by unnecessarily pleading Post-Taumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) at the least opportunity. That's self-destruct! You sound intelligent with some valuable experience. You have what it takes to build high profile covert collaborations with DSS, FIB, Interpol and attract funding. However, your unstable behaviour is a huge thumb down for a serious investigative journalist.

Mi broda, all u have just written is the unreserved truth!

But ure preaching to the choir! That lady has gone beyond redemption! Wetin remain na to nekid enter market dey select nylon for ground!

hisexcellency34:
Is it true she gave birth out of wedlock?

No, out of land-lock!

Na man you bi baba!

But what will u say when she asks you y u didn’t marry her mum?

Naija is just waking up to their responsibilities after the backstabbing from the (I don’t want to use the NL appellate for those from that region, but if u know u know ) former CJN Alpha Belgore.

No love for this country like Rotimi Amechi said, just put us up on OLX already abeg!

And somebody justified dis with “he knows about transportation in a way not taught in the school”?

What a waste of resources ur parents have done for ur education! They should have just used the money & time spent to play kalokalo!

Can u imagine a university in America in the 40s & 50s inviting don Bonano or Lucky Luciano to speak on unionism? Instead of killing Anini, they should have sent him on a grand tour of our universities to speak on security! Foolish generation ruining the next forever!!
No wonder Kemi has PTSD, this post just gave me the same!

CallMeDrino:
I prefer her 8 months ago

Yeah me too

I love you baby!

KLEINBASS:
http://www.sabcnews.com/sabcnews/police-raid-china-mall-of-counterfeit-goods/

South Africa is always raiding Chinese malls and they dnt claim xenophobia since they don't feel entitled like some drug dealers

That makes South Africans evil criminals na, and not the foreigners they’re asking to leave their country! Lol, what a weak defense from an even weaker mind!